₦airaland Forum

femi4:
If you're heavy, stay at home. Stop riskingit's 77k your health cos of 70k

jojothaiv:
Worthy winners.

Arsenal might try next time.

SenatorCharles1:
It doesn't make any sense if you ask me

MorataFC:
It is time to block seun🤣🤣🤣

jaeyking:

Oga bring direct messaging and not email stuff
Change the UI
Make it look like more like reddit or quora vibe
Next ensure that Christianity forum have same rule as Islam

No be this nonsense wey u bring
Na wetin u dey celebrate be this

If you like ban me

fuckingAyaya:
You dismembered your father for what exactly? For Rituals or as Suya? May we not birth a werey that will take our lives

alpharoyalty:
Waste of money... In my opinion

ogaontop:
He just died sir, he was very sick then but has made real public appearance after all the media brouhaha, why should they hide his death in the first place? brouh

Moony45:
Some news media drafted this a long time ago cos they knew. Now, they only have to change dates.

ExAngel007:
https://thekenyatimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Former-Vihiga-County-Deputy-Governor-Caleb-Amaswache-at-the-Miss-Tourism-Kenya-Consultative-meeting-in-2016.-PHOTO-Council-of-Governors.png


When you are out of power, people will not pick up your calls - Former Kenyan Deputy Governor who now hawks firewood says

othermen:
If you're anywhere in the world and you are curious about what a nation looks like when its institutions have abandoned the people, come to Nigeria.

You buy data (spectranet, mtn) some of the nation’s top telecom providers. You buy 40GB of data. You track your usage carefully, only to watch the data mysteriously vanish. No streaming, no downloads, no explanations. Try to complain? You'll be directed to a non-functioning chatbot or a hotline that will keep you on hold until you give up. No recourse. No refund. No accountability.

Try sending money with your bank’s mobile app (Zenith Bank). You'll need a soft token because :surprise: your hard token, the one you paid for, doesn’t work. You request the token. It doesn’t arrive. You wait. The app logs you out. Then and only then, the token arrives, expired and useless. The bank still charges you for the SMS charge. You reach out to their support line. It either doesn’t connect, or you’re told to "visit your nearest branch," where you’ll be met with long queues, cold indifference from frustrated customer service officers who are tired probably because they are understaffed and not well paid. They have been people plus employees for a century. So, more dead ends.

Need a prepaid electricity meter? Brace yourself for years-long saga. Our electricity distribution companies (Discos) are masters of bureaucratic gymnastics. They’ll stall your application. They'll "lose" your documents. They’ll tell you to check back next week, every week, while piling on estimated bills that have no basis in your actual consumption. They are not incompetent. All is a calculated obstruction. They know estimated billing gives them a blank check to charge you whatever they like, and when you challenge it, they point to “system records” no one can verify. Finally, on your death bed, after many decades of persistence or knowing someone inside, you get a prepaid meter. You think you’re free. You think you have done something for your descendants. You think that your children will finally pay only for what you use. But just as you breathe relief and your final breathe, another trap snaps shut for those that will inherit your property: :the hidden debt.:

What many Nigerians don’t know is that these meters come pre-loaded with arrears. Maybe it’s from the previous occupant. Maybe it’s from phantom charges the Discos won’t explain. But here’s what happens: you recharge and buy units, and your meter gives you power worth 25%. The rest? It quietly goes to pay off a debt you never agreed to, never knew existed, and were never allowed to dispute. You didn’t even know about such debt, poor Nigerians. You are paying for the electricity your grandfather used.

So you try public documentation because Olubunmi Tunji Ojo has fooled you. You try renewing your passport online. So you go to the self-service portals and the websites are clean with step-by-step instructions. The website doesn’t stall. Confirmation emails arrive. But at some bloody point you have to show up in person.

At the immigration office, you’ll realize you have committed the greatest crime by initiating your registration by yourself. You would find their staff crawling around, and you are the sugar to devour. But you have used the portal, so you are useless to them. The senior officers will attend to yahoo boys and other oppressive Nigerians. You don’t want to play along? So they will make you wait all day, while in your presence, you see others that didn’t make the mistake of using the online self-help portal do their capture and go. At the end of the day, you will be told “the network is down” or “come back tomorrow.” Tomorrow, you get back there, and they are in a meeting for hours , and no one can locate your file. So, you begin to search for an officer that can save you from your mess. Shame on this minister for not initiating a process to curb these corruption. You go around the country, and it is stark. This isn’t poor infrastructure. It’s intentional dysfunction that is stark. Nigeria is a calculated system where public servants delay and confuse, because they profit from the chaos. If you could do it yourself, they lose leverage. Shame on the minister, for he knows. Shame on the EFCC too!!!
Going to their offices, don’t come with dignity, they loathe it. It is arrogance to think you are above those that must pay their way. And God that resist the proud, shey your dignity isn’t stripped in a single blow; it’s eroded by a thousand small humiliations. I remember this experience and must be depressed as the corper girl stated. Nigerians iyaf suffer.

The regulatory bodies? Don’t bother. You reach out to FCCPC but they exist in name only, they offer form without function. hollow institutions, they cannot attend to Nigerians, except those with megaphones.

tundegan:
Another irrelevant statement from Atiku.

How many times did he declared state of emergency during his years as VP when Nigeria was facing lots of challenges?

DMCY:
It’s almost election time😂. Let the banter begin…

VnAhunnaPl:
Atiku don show face again

Bimpe29:
It's really what it is. Even ordinary jogging within an estate is gradually turning into hookup avenue for the enthusiasts.

Gerrard59:
Number rule I have come to keep: never lend a woman money. No matter what, even if she wants to die. The alternative is to give her funds you can let go of. In this case, say 50K.

The number two is that this is a major reason I advocate for paying directly for sex rather than this "let's go out for lunch or to the beach". Men get to pay more when they opt this model. If she wants sex and being paid for it, better. But asking for a loan, touring the city and still getting paid (she will demand for more funds) is a loss on the man's side.

I really wonder what Nigerian women use their money for.

TinubuCriminal:
Hahahaha

All the juicy positions to the south west
EFCC, IGP, CBN, Defence, COAS, GMDs, DGs, Comptroller & juicy ministries

While south east have ministers of states for dead portfolios, MDs and SSAPs (whatever the hell that is)



Tinubu is a bloody criminal
Take it to the fucking bank!

Quarterpast:
I swear. They are getting me more scared with their comments. Thank God I haven't had sex for three years now, I would have said it's STIs.
I also don't share toilet with anyone

RollinTNDA:
Scratch and Win Promo
Keep scratching till you find Gold