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Episode 9.

During my ss2 days, I held the position of the Labour prefect, so I was mandated to roll out punishments to wanting students either those who behaved recklessly, came late to school or was serving punishments from teachers.

I carried out my duties without fear or favor, that was why I was feared by all.

Months later, Time came for Us (the prefects) to handover our responsiblities to junior students as we were preparing for our final examination in the ss3 class.

I was walking along the ss2 corridor one faithful afternoon. The place was a bit deserted due to the fact that a football match was being played in the school field that day, but I chose not to go watch because football was'nt my thing.

Two junior students were sitted on a class window discussing inaudibly. I was suprised when the first student looked towards my direction and began pointing at me, I ignored them as I continued walking when the second student hurriedly came out from the class and began calling me, beckoning on me to come.

'What nonsense', I said to myself, A junior student for that matter. I ignored him again as I continued walking, when he saw I wasnt forthcoming, he gave me a chase catching up with me before I left that block.

'So na you be the Labour prefect wey been dey punish my brother abi?' He said while I laughed his night school english. He was huge with a deep bass voice, charcoal-like teeth and burnt lips which signified he was a die hard smoker.

'Which business I get with you?' I replied him in pidgin while he began laughing.

Before I could say 'Jack Bauer', This guy landed a slap on my face. I didnt even start saying 'Jack' when I saw myself on the floor. Before I could finish saying 'Bauer', All my body ached with blows and punches. He took off with his 'Brother' leaving me beaten, 'Black & Blue'.

I felt like crying that day, the mere thought of what just happened pierced my heart like a needle. A junior student beat a senior student, not just any student but Me, Valentine Mbano, chai I don suffer.

I managed to stand up from the ground, dusting my uniform from dust particles. I was furious and in rage. But come to think of it, if I was to fight that dude again, he would beat me blue black a hundred times.

I made to the school field to join my classmates. Hehehehe, the fool who just beat me up was sitted in the mango tree, innocently watching the footballers. I smiled within me as I went towards his direction. This time I was confident, I knew he didnt dare touch me in the presence of my fellow senior students.

He lifted up his head and saw me coming and then, the inevitable happened.

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Episode 8.

I can remember that day like it was yesterday. Ugonna had come into my class after school hours requesting I take her to a treat before escorting her home which I declined due to the fact that I had taken her out earlier on, and I was completely broke.

She instantly became angry, threatening to report me to Emma which I made jest of, saying that she didnt have anything on me and it was her Emma would be angry with.

Like play like play, She left my class and the next thing I knew was Emma busting into my class with fury and rage, screaming on top of his voice that I wasnt a good friend at all, that I had the guts to make advances to his girlfriend. I didnt know what Ugonna told him but he wasnt the Emma I knew. He was transformed to a roaring lion.

I told him we could talk things out, that Ugonna was lieing on me but he wouldnt listen. Since he couldnt hear me out, I picked up my bag intending to leave the class but I was suprised when he drew my arm back, decking me with a facial punch.

I stood there speechless and motionless because I didnt see a reason which would warrant such attitude from Emma. Before I could say 'Jack Bauer'; Emma released a couple of punches on me but I chose not to retaliate.

Seeing that I wasnt going to fight back, it angered him the more as he continued, making me a punching bag. Other students who had been watching saw that it was too much so they came to seperate us. By now, my face was disfigured but I didnt fight back. I hung my bag on my shoulders as I left the school premises.

Emma and I lived in the same neighborhood then. I was suprised when I heard knocks on my door later that evening as I sister notified me that Emma was outside waiting for me. I went outside with one mind which was to give him a fair fight if he tried putting up another show, but I was suprised when he said he came to apologize for his wrong doings earlier.

'Val abeg no allow make this thing spoil our friendship' He pleaded, while I gave him a straight face.

He began explaining what Ugonna told him but it was foolish on his part not to ask me for my own side of the story. I was boiling inside, I didnt even look at him while he was apologizing.

He knew my weak point and used it to his favor.

'I know say you too like food, so I beg you with this roasted Bole and Pepper oil, forgive me' He said, revealing the roasted plantain and oil from a black polythene bag. He had this grin on his face when he saw me smiling as he knew he had caught and I wasnt going to refuse him.

Like I was enchanted, I took the polythene bag from him, then i gave him a stubborn look which he smiled as we locked in a brotherly hug.

Since then, our friendship waxed stronger and stronger, Until the day something happened.

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solomonbrown64:
Wish u d same bro,..
U are good,..

thanx alot.. Wishing u the goood thingz of life

Happy new year in advance friends,may ur new year be glorious and prosperous IJN....

Episode 7.

Me Valentine Mbano. Son of Chief Davies Mbano. The boy with killer swags, The boy who every girl desired to be with, The boy who had girl(s) at my beck and call, barely escapade the claws of death. Choi!!!! I don suffer. Anyway sha.

I am Me. I am Valentine Mbano. A tall dark dude with a good body physique, nicely shaved goatee and an amazing hair which made people mistake me for being an arab. I made it an added advantage coupled with my 'Fine boy no pimples' handsomeness as it became my signature move whenever i was 'Runzing' the female foe.

I was in my two-hundred level as at now, seen things and knew my left from right.

My roommate Emma on the other hand was my bestfriend, we had known each other right from our secondary school days. After facing up and downs, trubulent times, our friendship grew stronger and stronger that after our final exams, we applied into the same university and here we are today.

I can vividly remember the kind of person Emma was, back in those days. He had this innocent face that people misinterpreted,and treated him like he was a 'better person', but deep inside i knew the kind of person he was. He was a sheep in wolf's clothing, the typical bad boy.

He had started having sex at an early age as he never failed to gist me of his escapades. He was really exposed as he was the first person to show me my first internet site.

I wouldnt fail to remember the first time we fought in secondary school. Ofcourse it was because of a girl.

I was in SS2B while he was in SS2D, quite distant from each other but that didnt deter our friendship as we always walked home together. I was later suprised when he told me he could walk home alone that i should leave him.

I was still a virgin at that time and knew nothing so i didnt bother questioning him as i didnt think anything was wrong. I later found out about the girl he was dating but I ignored and didnt ask him anything. He must have noticed my attitude towards him,when he finaly apologized for not introducing her to me.

I told him we were cool then he began telling me all his escapades with her. She was Ugonna, a beautiful dark plumb girl with 'golden teeth' which i always mocked her about. Since I was Emma's bestfriend,She automatically became a close friend of mine as she would come asking me stylishly if Emma was cheating on her which i always denied.

'Val nau, Is Emma really cheating on me?' Ugonna would ask, touching at sensible parts while i giggled.

'Why on earth would he do that to the most beautiful girl on earth' I would tease back, tickling her which would make her laugh uncontrollably.

'Oya come and escort me home' She would beg while i'll tease her the more.

'Ehen, so you want Emma to kill me abi' I added with a big grin on my face while she would playfully hit me on my shoulder as she would move closer to me, closer than normal and hold me tight, shaking and wiggling her 'behind' while my brain went 'KABOOM'.

I didnt know what was happening to me, but i became suddenly inlove with Emma's girl, Ugonna.
She would wiggle her behind whenever I was around or whenever she passed in front of my class. I was enchanted by her magic, and dazed by her beauty that i totally about the consequences if Emma found out.

Ugonna would always come to my class demanding I take her out for launch which i gladdely did, mehn this girl wiped me dry. I couldnt even boast of my savings because I was totally broke.

Funny thing was that I was yet to have anything with her because whenever I tried touching her back sensitively, she would instantly become angry.

I was now her escortee home untill the day Emma found out.

All hell let loose that day.

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Episode 6.

Getting Stephanie's name alone wasnt enough for my proposed 'runz' with her,so i had to lock up and let things be; Since we were in the same University, I was pretty sure our paths would cross once again.

I hurried left that vicinity remembering that i had an early morning lecture to prepare for,since my apartment was quite some distance from the main campus. Funny thing was that I already had a hostel accommodation,fully paid in my designated hall inside the campus but i became a squatter in my own room. A room meant for four people alone, became an abode for Eight.

It all began after i had finished paying and packing into my desired room in the Hall. As usual, I was welcomed by Three new faces with different characters. Life had started normally until my roomates started bringing in their friends to sleep over with us. At first I thought it was cool but when we had totalled Eight in just one room as they had made our room their permanent residence, I couldnt take it any longer.

Fortunately for me then, a distant uncle who just got married decided to move to a more convenient family home and since his rent was yet to expire he offered me his one room to occupy in which Emma requested to be my roommate.

I took a bus from Pz Cussons to the main campus, without even stopping at my apartment to take my books and bag because I was damn late. I hadnt even had my bath.

All through lectures, I couldnt concentrate. My mind raced through everything that happened that morning. I barely escaped been arrested by the police and worst, almost died in the hands of masked armed gangsters.

Chai. Me. Valentine. Almost killed my gangmembers? I don suffer.

Psalmology:
Lol...from fry-pan to fire then call at water. Gobelistic Gobelicious should be the first and surname of Val, he is too crazy to be real. Imagine this nitwit who narrowly escape death that emanates from cold irons(guns) still have time to discuss love(lust) with his 'messiah'. He must be a joker.

By the way, where are the policemen and the two stupefy fools lol...hunger is not palatable but death is neither sweet.

Thumbs to you...keep it up. More plzzz...

Happy new year in advance....

Merry xmas and a prosperous new year in advance bro... Thank you very much for ur encouragements..

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God bless you bro.. I appreciate.

shoyemiayodeji:
@kinwayne.....abeg come update jaree....abi wat can fah dis delay?

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Episode 5.

'What the hell were you doing outside by this time' She arrogantly asked.

I kept mute; My brain had'nt fully recovered from the 'Sightseeing'.

'Hey Mr. Are you deaf, I said what were you doing outside by this time' She asked rudely again like she was angry.

'I.. I.. I.. Wa..' I stammered chronically. 'ooooffff...courrrse. Why wont I be outside,its a monday morning for crying out loud' I countered.

She seemed to be taken aback by my response as she smiled unconvincingly. She turned around,making to go peep at the door while i fed my eyes on her body. When she was done,she came back.

'Hey Mr. They're probably gone. Better start leaving!' She ordered.

Her arrogance and rudeness could be compared to her beauty. She was fair in complexion that made her look like a halfcast,slighty taller than average, glowing red sumptous lips, killer hips, melon sized trafficators and well loaded barcelona.

Osanobuaaa!!

This girl was just perfect. I stood up from the floor. Was'nt hard to note that,God himself created her.

My normal glances at her had turned to a stare. She had noticed my eyes on her but she didnt seem to care as she went and sat on one of the couches in the living room. I was suprised that my 'Junior' didnt put up a show. I took a seat on the couch opposite her while she looked at me with suprise but didnt say a word as she picked up her Blackberry phone and started pressing it carefree.

'Are'nt you supposed to be on your way out?' She asked.

'Am really sorry for disturbing you. Just wanted to say a big thank you for helping me out'

'The door's that way,make sure to shut it behind you' She pointed at the door arrogantly without even looking up from her phone while i smiled.

I wasnt going to loose this opportunity neither was i going to give up on her. I made up my mind to leave her house with nothing less than her phone number or a date with her.

'I havent seen you around this neighborhood before, did you just move in?' I asked her but she remained mute,with her head still bent and fixed on her phone.

I tried my best to remember all the toasting lines i had memorized but for where!, I couldnt even remember one.

'You look familiar, pretty sure I have seen you before' I managed to utter.

This time she lifted up her head and looked directly at me.

'Me? Familiar?' She asked.

'Yea. You look like my next Girlfriend' I responded directly which took her aback.

She giggled.
'Is'nt that line outdated?'

I smiled. At least i made her laugh.

'Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk in again?' I asked.

This time she had started laughing hard.

'Not bad. Not bad. Now would you please leave my house?' She said and stood up as she made to usher me outside.

'Erm Erm' I stammered,looking for an excuse to remain inside with her. 'Am sure those bad guys would be looking for me outside,you mind if I stay here for just 10minutes?' I pleaded.

She wanted to say something but had a rethink '5 minutes max or i'll call the cops'. She had this British accent.

'Okay,That would be enough' I appreciated.

She looked at me with uncertainty ,trying to assure herself if i could be trusted.

'Thanks alot. I really appreciate this. Am Valentine ,you can call me Val' I said as i stretched forth my hand for a handshake.

She just hissed and walked past me.

'And what would i call an angel like you?' i asked ignoring her annoying moves.

'I should have just let you die in the hands of those men' She said while i laughed out loud.

'Thanks anyway, am grateful. I owe you big time. You mind me expressing my gratitude over Dinner with you sometime?' I offered.

'You're asking me out on a date?'

'Yes. I guess.'

She smiled. 'And what would stop me from slapping those cheeks of yours right now?'

'I'll savor the slap forever. I would be glad to know I was slapped by an angel' I replied.

She laughed a bit. 'You're really funny. Please better start leaving. I have got lectures to attend to besides i don't go on dates with strangers.'

I was surprised. 'You're a student?' I asked.

She gave me a quimzzical look. 'Ofcourse I am'.

'Well am not entirely a stranger,we both attend the same university and i live just a couple of blocks away' I said.

'So'?

'So we could...' She interjected me before i could finish my wordings.

'Shush. We can't do anything. Your five minutes is up. Please leave' She held me by my arm,leading me to the door.

'At least i should get your phone number'

'Sorry i don't have a phone'

'But... Okay, even your name?' I pleaded. I had this baby face that could make anyone pity me.

She dragged me out of the house and slammed the door on my Face. I just stood there for minutes, contemplating whether i should knock or just take my leave.

I had decided on the latter as i turned away from her house when i heard the door open.

'The name's 'Stephanie' She said and slammed the door again.

I smiled within me. I just caught a big fish. Jackpot!

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Episode 4.

Scared to our bones,we turned around to meet two Police men pointing those outdated and washed out pistols at us,while the food seller stood behind them.

'Its them Officer' The woman said,pointing to us.

'So you three have been the ones disturbing,harrassing and terrorising this neighborhood?' The first Officer ignorantly asked as he drew closer, removing a handcuff from his side pocket while the other Officer stood still, focused on us with his aim at us.

I turned to look at Theo who had a grin on his face. I looked behind me to Emma who gazed back.

I felt my legs warming up like that of an F1 racing car.

We were just waiting for the perfect opportunity to take off when we heard another series of gunshots nearby.

'Pow! pow! pow! pow! pow!'
The sound was deafening. No doubts it came from an Ak-47. Probably robbers at large.

I turned around only to meet thin air. The two officers, The food seller, Theo and Emma were nowhere to be found. I didn't need a rethink as i took to my heels. I ran faster than the wind. Not even Usain Bolt dared to compete with me at such speed.

'Pow pow!' The shots continued closeby followed by a thick bass voice.

'Hey you,stop there! Or i blow your brains' the voice ordered.

I didn't know they were this close as i heard approaching footsteps chasing me. I immediately turned left,taking a narrow path. Shops, houses were all at lockdown. Nowhere to hide. I ran.

Pow! Pow! This time,the shots almost ripped off my eardrums. I felt the wind of the passing bullet just above my head. It missed me by that much.

No time to think as i hurriedly took a sharp bend besides a shop. I stopped as i hid behind some barrels where kerosene was probably sold. By this time i was already exhausted as i bent down to catch my breath.

'Where him they?' A voice yelled out.

'I no see am again o, E be like say We done loose am' Another one replied.

I tilted my heads upwards to take a look at the arguing gangsters. They all wore masks couting five in total.

'I never see person run like that for my life' a third guy voiced out exhaustingly.

'Make we they go, him no dey here' A bass voice said. Probably their gangleader. They were about turning to leave when i felt something move inside my trousers. I chose to ignore it but then i felt a sharp pinch on my 'Manhood'.

'Jesu!!'
I screamed as i stood up hitting myself harder down south.

A rat!?

'Pow! Pow! Pow!' the gangmembers released fire on me as the bullets were blocked by the metal barrels in which kerosene was stored.

Fortunately for me,I had bent down when they turned around,keeping my face hiden from them.

The blasts of fire continued while i remained bent behind the barrels.

'Were'nt they supposed to catch fire by now?' I asked myself.

The raining of gunpowder suddenly seized as i heard footsteps approaching.

'Am going to die' I thought to myself. Just then, an idea hit me.

With quick reflexes in what one could call a 'Moment',I stood up forcefully pushing a barrel of kerosene over,spilling it on the floor while the gangsters immediately opened fired as i took a dive to the next barrel.

Kaboom! Kaboom! The place was on fire.

The spilled kerosene on the ground went ablaze,making the gangmembers retreat temporaryly.

Hmmnm, I love the smell of roasted goat skin. Ooops! It was my burning flesh. I yelled as i stood up,making a run for it to an unknown destination. The gangmembers followed me still,shooting at amiss.

I took a dive in a sharp bend again,seeing my self in a crooked pathway,probably in a compound.
By now i was out of juice,totally wasted and exhausted. I continued running.

Just when i was about falling down,I felt the grasp of a strong hand on my wrist as it pulled me inside a dark room.

The stranger immediately left me on the floor,making to bolt the door.

I laid helpless inside the house catching my breath. When i had breathed a good quantity of Oxygen,I lifted up my head to appreciate the stranger only to see the most beautiful damsel on earth with just a towel around her waist.

I instantly forgot my name. Even my Matric number couldnt even be found in the recycle bin of my brain. I had a 'format of the brain'.

She was just too beautiful.

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