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@Akolawole

Thanx for referring me to this thread, best believe I did not bother opening the thread before . . .

am I any surprised?

Thanx for once again dissociating urself from nauseous threads like these


@GUNNERS

There really is no need responding to these threads as reasonable peeps wont take these threads serious

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Echejile has done it again!

@cuteass

well said!!!

U WISH!!!

@Wormedup

why do people still get amazed that despite club allegiances we are best of pals?

REAL PEOPLE FLOCK TOGETHER

what an outstanding performance from u!

WHERE IS JACKAL?

@SOMZE

U need to learn and faster too!!!

u allow urself feel that cos u see guys cuss themselves out here on NLAND THEY ARENT PALS

thats exactly why Jackal told u we are partners, so never u get deceived when he calls me a knucklehead and I call him a gay, it must mean we really are taking it personal

2ND lesson; NEVER TRUST OLDIES UNTIL U LEARN ALL THE TRICKS OF THE GAME AND BECOME AN OLDIE URSELF!

believe me, one thing should have been observed from recent happenings, it doesnt mean cos am a gunner I cant take on Topeorekoy or Razorr take on u a fellow blue! Club sentiments are sometimes thrown into the bin

abilityman:
Kitaun, otuwe is yawning.Do you know what that means? I will help u, 'you are too boring to a fault'.

You want my number so that u will dupe me, _{which is your stock in trade}. Dont be ashamed, we termed it yahoo yahoo as against 419 to boost your ego. as are u going out of business, utilise the nos u have gathered so far. Dont add me to your list. I am not a mugu like u!!!

my internet subscription will take care of u for 6months.Thanks because i am not complaining. Just for the records, if u need a job to keep body and soul together, I could be of help. _{u need it my dear}

Nairalanders@
hope u don't mind if i help kitaun.

wack lines

U AINT WORTH IT JARE!!!

GO SEE UR SHRINK!

THIS THREAD IS OVER IF U CANT COME UP WITH REAL MASTICATIVE LINES!!!

topeorekoy:
I sure know some people that the cap doesnt fit.

1.KITAUN
2.AKOLAWOLE he thinks he owns nairaland
3.WORMEDUP
4.DASON4LIFE

What a list !!!

@Jackal

yeah, u got me on that EMIR/SULTAN stuff, maybe too much politicking these days seem to be having its toll on me  

no hard feelings!!!

some people are actually looking out for another Jackal and Kitaun duel again, have u told them the latest?    

@Razorr

I remember u had to plead to stop our vituperations, so I wont exactly say u can take on me anytime anyday, I no get that kain time again jare!!!    


I never knew u hated me this much . . . thanx for the revelation , so when are u going to Gambia?

@Loyika

Some of us will never be good rappers u know?

@Jeje

I remember Baba Ayedun _{*besides I heard he is your uncle}* he couldnt do sh@t with moi, save for when he tried and I ended up slapping him, GO ASK UR SENIORS  

G2up girls pretty? You ARE HAVING A LAFF!!!    

The average girl in your dorm would make OBJ's children look the most beautiful girls in the World    

@Somze

hmm n n n . . .  

LESSON FOR You; NO PERMANENT FRIEND OR FOE ON NAIRALAND

don't be surprised that the plan to start this thread was well orchestrated, so just know that u can't win, but rather watch as the trend will shift away from Somze is KITAUN'S FRIEND to someone else getting it hard, thanx for the solidarity tho  

and THANK GOD, SIR KAY WONT HAVE TO SPEND SEVERAL MINUTES CALLING ME, COS I HAVE ADOPTED 'IGNORE' AS KEYWORD TO AVOID RANCOUR

why wouldnt Federer surpass the 14-mark?

na beans?

even Sampras tips him to go all the way!!

King Fedex is da bomb jare

chei!!!

see as boys dey donate Gsm noS

make me sef advertise my intention;

my landline no is 0404402401K . . . NO MIND THE K JARE

or beta still my Gsm no; 080-Kit-419-666 - - -> toll free

expecting ur call, midnite call too welcome

@Jeje

U SOUND SO CONFUSED, AM NOT SURE I CAN HELP UR CONDITION!!!

u claim to be an Ex-may after alluding to the fact that Ex-mays act the way I do and u are not surprised [b] U WANT THEM TO START SAYING KITAUN = JEJELOLATUTU [/b]

BTW, CAN U CONFIDENTLY BLOW A REKNOWNED WIZARD?[ /b] *_{no be cyber-wizard o}* if u doubt I would put up 3 people's Id that can confirm my status as own

*_{which mayfie be ur own? fake or real? Community or United} *


@JACKAL

U claim u went to Asia, but I wonder why u choose to lie here on NLAND whereas u had told me that U got urself castrated whilst trying to defile the Sultan's daughter back here in Kano, NIGERIA this was shortly after the man kindly housed you, fed u and u betrayed his trust in u, being fresh from ur[b] DEPORTATION experience *_{was it not Razorr ur Mouth Gig sexpert that said u are a yahoo yahoo boy?*?}


so where do u get ur ERECTIONS from?


@Bolaoni

Omo na mental kraze!!!

ur people don start to dey kraze!

abi u wan follow them rock this place?

Lmao @ Whitelexi

@Abilityman

yahoo yahoo?

LMAO . . .

they should have told u that I work for EFCC

since u are so dumb to think only yahoo yahoo boys do biz on the Net, I cant help u, U ARE CLUELESS

no wonder u find it hard to pay for cafe time and u would rather prefer to hack cafe systems

Not to worry, drop ur phone no and I will arrange to pay ur next internet subscription fees, if I dont I stand to be castrated

BRING THE PROPER THINGY ON BOY!!!

I sense u want to run, NO WAY!!! u ASKED FOR IT AND U WILL GET IT FULLER-LY

@Ruudie

do u remember there was a time they said TH14 couldnt play well anywhere else except in the EPL? making refernce to his failure in the Serie A

[b]WHY THE NOISE NOW[/b]THAT HE HAS LEFT FOR BARCA?

SEE . . any player can play well anywhere, the issue is how does the player modulate his ability with his attitude off and on the field

@Jackal

did u say Abedi did not win any Nations cup? was he not in the Ghana team that won in 1982? abeg correct urself jare!!

@nateevs

am complicated and I feel u have a shallow brain

what I have said in a nutshell is; MALOUDA AINT ALL THAT!!! , U BRING IN A PLAYER THAT IS ARGUABLY AS GOOD WHEN U HAVE A REPERTOIRE OF ESTABLISHED PLAYERS NOT FRINGE PLAYERS!! the exception to this might be if u agree that the players are getting to heavy for their legs to carry e.g Lampard and Ballack  

dumbhead, before u start what u might not be able to finish, mind ur words boy!

well . . .I once said u guys were revelling in osho free just like Loyika first said and now u talk of buying and why no one shd care if u spend 100 million dollars, still I say TO HELL!!!

I might not have passed Common entrance but I know for sure 50/3 is NOT 15    

@Razorr

how time flies!!!  

u have forgotten so soon that Jeje picked up from where u stopped?

or u have forgotten that I was the first to get the helluva-ish Mouth Gig from you, after which u briefly moved on to Loyika, and lately Jackal?    

BTW, dont tell u dont know who Eugenia Abu is

shut the door behind you and make sure u dont hit ur leg against a stone; if u really dont see any fun in the madness that abound here

NAIRALAND FUN = NAIRALAND MADNESS !!!

only hypocrites feel otherwise

Like my friend Whitelexi would say ''MASTICATION FOR THE NATION''

@Otuwe

is it that u want stick your own nose in this or what?

I have contributed my own quota to Nairaland, assisted people with my contributions, made friends, I get over 60 percent of my bills from being on the Net, so what are u on about?

mind u; I have spent 16 months on Nairaland, and I only come to this date n meet up zone to catch my fun because I feel this is where u have the funniest set of posts, unlike other sections where u hardly see me joke anyhow, I can't be too serious 24/7!!!

GEDDIT?

pls send to jimmycarto@yahoo.com too pls

@Jackal

am surprised that u are still as daft as this

Spiderman indeed!!!

am sure Villareal wasnt a very good team, getting into the Semi-finals of UECL last two seasons THANK GOD FOR THAT PENALTY MISS BY ALMIGHTY RIQUELME JARE

WAS TEVEZ BETTER THAN CESC OR EVEN GILBERTO LAST SEASON?

Tevez ended his season on a high, moreso am sure all the reckoning was cos he marred ur league-winning celebrations with that goal of his, but where was he when the Drogbas and Ronaldos of the EPL made their mark from the start of the season

Pirlo, going into the latter stages of the UECL lost some steam agreed, but that was also cos Seedorf stepped up and shouldered more of the responsibilities that would have been shared, now its all about u talking about games he didnt perform, where was Riquelme when he (Pirlo) was busy taking the world by storm, winning Man of the matches awards like no man's bizznizz?

na me send am make hin no get the kain big team luck wey Pirlo get *_{does playing for Argentina also translating to Riquelme being unlucky*?} why did Man Utd not buy him since u guys continue salivating about him?

I guess ur trip to Asia has led to ur having mental halitosis

@Loyika

well said there!

imagine Gallas has started arrogating so much importance to himself

whats wrong with all these French players sef

hit him up the 2pac style

he is Rlst84sale

@Jackal

spot on!!!

why should Tevez not go get some of the booty tho, seems Man U has become a donatus club

@Loyika

doesnt it just remind u of fmr Gov Peter _DONATUS Odili?    

MAN U SEF DEY PAY CASH JARE!!!    

@Jackal

Jackal:
@ Kitaun,

If Roman Riquelme produces half of what he is playing currently at the COPA AMERICA in Europe then maybe knuckle heads like u will acknowledge he is a brilliant player.

Nobody does it better than him and winning accolades is not a yardstick as far as talent is concerned.
Abedi Pele never went to any world cup nor win African cup of nations but he is regarded as one of the very best in Africa.

trying to work me up eh @Knucleheads 

your Riquelme would excel in La Liga, and also on the continental stage, but reproducing it when it matters/ed in Europe has been his problem, advise him to come visit Bar Beach and lets do some spiritual cleansing for him

Pirlo in the past few seasons has proven himself to be the best underlying midfielder, he did that in the World Cup, has done it at AC Milan winning trophies here and there

he is arguably the best passer of the ball, very visionary, the maestro of the field, unarguably the best underlying playmaking midfielder in the world, phenomenal in set-pieces, what else do I add? 

I expected u to mention George Weah and not Abedi Pele

@nateevs

Vex all u want

I asked 3 questions and u could not even answer!

who cares if u guys love osho free or PAY CASH like Somze loves to rant

Torres was obviously overpriced and what is his goal per match ratio sef? thats Benitez' headache

mind u; Hargreaves should be commanding a first team shirt in the English team, dont ask me who he ought to replace

P.S; does 50 million quids on 3 players average 15 million per player? redo the math abeg

@Jeje

TH14 wasnt 1st class when Wenger bought him

Walcott could still be that someone special, who knows?

@disability

abilityman:
kitaun d _mugu,
  so in your imagunation u feel i am dragging something with u. Boy, i hope u have a good explanation to give your anty why your allowance for this month has suddenly finished!!!

Just for the records, your levels is far lower than mine. Go flock with your type. I am falling some people's hands exchanging words with a nobody.

The only credit i can give u is the fact that your dictionary is still serving u, _{bloody puerile my foot}

@Nairaland users
      we have a clown in our midst called kitaun ^{d mugu}. join me in hailing him

IMAGINE UR GOOFS AS EMBOLDENED   

after all said and done, u sure would still come here to tell someone way too advanced for u to go get some education

someone with just over 100 posts so engrossed in displaying idiocy and ignorance

na wa 4 all these people sha   

did someone call my name?

why am I finding it hard to go on my own sabbatical?

@Loyika

Disloyal women . . . got me laffing so hard!!!


@Jeje

why do I KEEP HAVING THE FEELING THAT WE KNOW U . . . OR THAT U KNOW ME?

if not, did u have to go thru all of my over 6,000 posts to find out which school I attended?

I cant even remember which thread that was

Yes, am an Ex-may! any qualms about that? did any of them jilt u?

@Elgaxton

U have suceeded in making a comedy out of an issue!!!

get straight!


@Cabali

are u now in UK?

have u forgotten how u had to struggle and hussle then whilst here in Naija? why are u being harsh to the Elgaxton guy?


@Marlet

U and I know that IT AINT EASY ANYWHERE, moreso considering where u were before u relocated !

Question for u; did u not receive favors from a few friends who u feel u shd eternally feel grateful for? now; if such friends now ask u for emergency aids would u stall, if u could afford it?


@All

There is really no need flogging this issue; Nigerians would always remain Nigerians!

thats why u find people finding it hard to pay their folks' bills when they are alive, but dont mind coming down to Naija to spend tens of thousands of pounds when their parents mud!

thats why u have people in the UK coming to Naija, flaunting like they got more money than Dangote

some people are born stingy whilst some are benevolent, there are no hard and fast rules to it, but I INSIST SOME USE THE EXCUSE OF FINANCIAL STRAIN TO REMAIN STINGY ALL THEIR LIVES

In the same vein; economic and societal factors make Nigerians here stingy to themselves too, but yet more accomodating