Razorr, where art thou?

If I wert thou, I would just ask to be absent from Nairaland for at least a month!

Jackal, am I missing something?

did u drag Somze into this to spite Razorr or he did u to spite her?


@Lordi

just step away a likkle from that line, its not working, here ladies either learn to respect others or they get paid in their coin and more

BTW, how did u know Razorr's true behaviour since u had not been posting since?

why defend her so tenaciously? even Razorr would be so amazed anyone here could even be sucking up to her

@Jackal

say it out loud and clear: JEJE IS A GUY AND A BLOODY IMPOSTOR, is that what u are insinuating? _{na today}?

lmao  ;d  ;d  ;d

@Wormy

at least ur posts make me feel not all Chelskites are outrightly dumb and daft!!!

@Lordi

ssup dude?

long time!!!

@RAZORR

which one be ur own sef?  

we don notice u, now leave, haba na wetin!  

did Jackal tell u we are pricing anything at Mile 12 market?  

little wonder Seun yanked off ur ignoble thread, smart boy!  

didnt u also observe that all the pple concerned  ignored the thread?    

lets talk sports abeg . .  

Jackal:

@ Razorr,

Kitaun and I in a love triangle? Hell Nah.
Jeje is Dr. Kit's sissy. Muks is Dr Kit's ex.
Razorr is Dr Kit's target.
Dr Kit must be a playa having so many conquests on Nairaland.
Erm, erm, Dr Kit, whats your shag rate on Nairaland chics?

mukina2:

Jackal i would let that slide

muki doesnt associate with such

@Mukina

common sense should tell u that, if someone passes snide remarks about u and someone being pals/friends and u r claiming not to fight that person, u dont use words like I DONT ASSOCIATE WITH PEEPS LIKE THAT,  

who wants to associate with u either?  

sounds too me u want me to give u some more knocks, I will surely oblige u and pls dont give me that I AM BEING A BIGGER PERSON HERE BY NOT REPLYING

that BS WOULD TRANSLATE TO COWARDICE  

Start only what u can finish . . .

@Wormy

by jisim . .

@A-40

ki lo nse eyin mejeeji naw?

@Jackal

anyone who told u that needs to see his shrink

@Razorr

dossier?

u love to joke sha! how much does Basketmouth pay u?

@A-40

ara ilu e ma ni

@Sleeky plonker

aight then!!!

to footie abeg

whats all this Gamine issue about?

@Wormy

<sub>I guess u were so distraught over the weekend, u shrugged off our usual weekend rituals  

did u get any message from akola?</sub>

U say Hoyte is a better defender? strictly ur opinion and a few others like Oga V, simply because u guys feel Eboue's attacking skills are better accentuated than his defending skills, but best believe it, Roberto Carlos was so highly regarded majorly because of his attackabality, and not cos he was the hardest tackler of the ball, can u tell how hard is Hoyte?

EBOUE is a Mofo BUT BETTER BY FAR THAN HOYTE!!!

In a team like Arsenal's, being a defender does not always matter when in actual fact u have most of the possession in 90% of games played, its only the few occassions that opponents come right at u, that ur folly gets exposed, ur recovery rate becomes questioned cos most times u find urself in the opponents' half creating all sorts of gbege for them, that is where Eboue falters atimes, u hardly see Hoyte doing much of even defending, u will rather see him shadow-mark, so much for an average player    

dem don dey come out small small

the real blues that we know

@Jackal

that cant be too hard for u to do, or is it?

click on his id and go thru his previous posts and from that u should be able to decipher if he is/was astute

Manu4laif is anoda scummie

that held fort for u defectors whilst u were kidnapped

@Vieira

on the other hand I dont like the dribble dribble boys, that explains why I dont fancy BARCA!!!

MY ARGUMENT IS THIS; aside ur primary duty, as an Arsenal player if u dont add anything extra then u will never cut the grade . . .

Clichy and Eboue are good examples, even Armand Traore is much more adventurous, this is what Hoyte lacks, maybe its the llow confidence level though . . . I believe he will come good sometime but right now, I dont even think the HOMEBOY quota will help him

and ur mentioning Eboue, am sure u are aware that MOFO is his middle name, despite the fact that he is unarguably the best defender moving forward in the land, why because; in moving forward he becomes guilty of dereliction of duty at the back

all said, they are our boys, lets just wish them well in getting the job done

@JACKAL

I always knew it was Manu4laif, what I would have been surprised at is; his using anoda id which he has explained away the WAN UTD thingy gave him away

MANSCUM4LAIF,

NICE TO HAVE U BACK, DID U ALSO GET KIDNAPPED IN THE NIGER DELTA?

Wifey is a bloody cheat or she is using the ish to negotiate, would t work for her? I DOUBT

who is this oohlala

@Chuckdee4

na Comedy u dey do so?

is it only diving Messi is known for, I mean has his dive-ability shrouded ur appraisal of his technical ability?

why hate Drogba so much? haba the guy has paid his dues, even when he wasnt banging in the goals for Chelski he was very committed and not lazy

did u call Andy Johnson a load of crap? ewwwwww!!!
that guy is a better natural striker than Rooney is

@Vieira

did u say our no 1 right back?



just tell me the truth; that Hoyte must be ur home boy, am tempted to think u are his agent

abeg me sef sabi play small, shey u go promote me, I fit start from Academy level sha, at least I never reach 20 yrs

but really did u see Clichy play against PSG? why cant Hoyte just be more impressive with his square play, dribbles, and forward movements?

Sagna dey holler o!!!

LMAO

@Jackal

what can I say? 

u are f@cking good with your commentaries, am thinking of doubling the kisi am sending 2moro  

hope u didnt have too much to take as a result of our boys winning the Emirates cup? 


@Gunners

There are enough positives to take from this match, even as it seems there are enough areas we need to improve on;

what the heck was wrong with Wenger?

why tag along again with the French connection by handing the captainship band to Gallas?
right ahead of Toure, Lehmann and Fab4? na wao . . .  

he was not all that impressive too, what with his avoidable backpasses to the goalie and allowing Suazo to leap pass him for the goal?

Sagna looked a lot more convicing and I bet we shouldnt have probs indulging an Eboue inclusion in the midfield

Hoyte? how long does it take a player to improve? _{Vieira, hope u aint reading this}

Fabregas wasnt really himself today and it showed clearly that it wasnt one of those days yet he had an averagely decent game, he needs to be taught to get into the freekicking act esp from the areas Henry would naturally excel

Flamster, probably played the best game of his life in an Arsenal jersey tonight, controlling clearly the midfield and this was quite noticeable 

Gibbs? another experiment? well, not too bad but could do beta

RVP, as to be expected was up to the task, combining well with Hleb and Eboue to disturb fervently the Milanos, needs to convert more of the freekicks, also needs to shrug off defenders as early as he can so they don't hurt him easily, we can't afford another injury sabbatical from him again   

Hleb, what more can I say? good thing he scored from a rebound, needs to take more ferocious shots and be more daring, any offence in that? I bet he would be the most fouled player in the EPL this season especially if Wenger decides to field him alongside Sagna   

Eboue was clearly the best player on the field today IMO, with his dribbles,crisp passes et al, nice combo with Sagna, Hleb, RVP   

@Jackal

don't u think its high time u started feeling those UEFA teams would trouble u guys d more?

when I say that; I mean pressure from being defending champs and pressure from the spending spree which u launched, well . . . Mourinho says he is not jumping and this team I see from your pre-season don't look too good to compete, though I must admit that Chelski is not looking any beta   

how phenomenal was Heinze to Manscum that they can't afford to let him cross over to Liverpool?

is it like they feel he would be holding the aces playing against them? had he been he was a midfielder or striker maybe I would understand, but right now I just don't get it

@Jackal

what else should I do apart from extol u for updating peeps here, nice one from u dude!

Check ur Barclay's acct 2moro,  

why not tell everyone that u are a closet fan of Arsenal or what explains why u were partying in North London after the defeat of PSG yesternite?

@Sir Kay

I dey sir! and u?  

@Somze

yes na morning and na sunday morning, why u no go church?

u need more than prayers to save ur paraga club this season

@Mustay

am a certified Medical Psychologist and I dont even have to be a virus to penetrate Mourinho to know what he feels about losing matches

and whats the biggie about Chelski losing to Rangers especially when they will be losing so many matches this season        

@Mourinho

in ur world there is nothing like friendlies as we know, so whats ur excuse now? Ben Haim get yellow fever or Drogba get jaundice?    

@Steve Clarke

get more constructive jare, na fitness we go chop?  

U WISH!!!

@Kateflow

If only u knew

ok ask Gamine herself

@Debosky

ol boy, this Somze abi na smeagol too get wahala o . . . but wait make I get back to work, e be like say I wan make new discovery on wetin really dey worry am

as per Mustay, u don forget say hin sef don first act the Muppet show for us b4, abi u forget say na Loyika come eventually daddy am turn am to board-son, just like Jackal turn Amodu to Jack-modu?

but kudos to the bobo sha, at least hin wan read Law so hin don dey learn the ropes wellu wellu, save for his chitty chatty moves with 9ja4eva

@Somze

its obvious u are always daft, therefore u cant understand that there is more to what u read here than meets the eye, but ur situation is so critical I cant even volunteer to help u out

read up or go see ur shrink

I dont need to waste too much time on u seeing that u had openly proclaimed that causing commotion was ur primary aim of getting into this thread, now u can have the door . . . remember to shut it properly after u :P8)

@Debosky

this dude is way too gone on drugs I doubt if my vaccine would have much effect on his wasted soul, besides he has been an out patient at Yaba Left for sometime now, thereby making nurses run from adminstering properly to him the vaccines and drugs that I had placed him on

what do u suggest we do next?

he is looking so much of a bad case we think he might be contemplating suicide very soon, his background has always been questionable leading us to believe he has too many unattended issues, here proper diagnosis of his problem becomes a herculean task . . . . I can go on and on, BROS THIS SOMZE NA KNOTTY CASE HAAAAAAAAAA!!!

@Somze et al


get this into ur numbskulls;

sayinG Jackal and I are gay partners doesnt not have anything to do with this thread, or reall-life, if u however choose to associate it with ur own person, then U CANT BE HELPED!!!

all oldies know how we roll here but unfortunately some mupets who think they know beta just keep putting their noses near the bunsen burner

what gives?

@Kate

Creamish is on vacation, somewhere that is coded from all, only known to Kitaun

@Somze

I have told u Jackal and I dont give a hoot abt u

U r just a plaything for most peeps around

so u honestly feel any DISS word that we oldies here use really do means j@#ksh@t?

THEN BOY, U NEED TO PUT OFF UR DIAPERS, ITS WAY TOO SOILED, U NEED TO CHANGE UP