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Well, clearly someone has daddy issues...

This post sha made frontpage..
Person no smoke oh
Person smoke oh
All of us go still die.
Fvck this.

cutestcuty84:
y u so selfish and self centered....been seeing ur updates and I'm forced to say u r a really selfish dude.Because u r privileged to have fallen in stream one ,u think its ur doing?.those who fell in stream 2 ,aren't they graduates like u or did u finish school years before them?You have no idea how people's time is being wasted cos of this service of a thing or you think its bout the fun and alawee?.Majority of us want to further with our studies and this is one criteria for studying further. Is not by force to serve,why did u answer the call when Nysc called u?.Ts really annoying and irritating seeing comments like urs despite the fact that we are all brothers and sisters here and we watch each others back.If we get posted and we dont like our ppa,is it ur ppa or did we ask u to come and do ghost corper for us?.That u got a ppa u dont like isnt anyone's fault,go deal with ur headache and stop talking like a pained soul.before u start talking,m not even bothered bout the whole tin.Any day Nysc is ready,I am
ts better u dont quote me or I'll be forced to talk.

Abeg bros tell am. God know say i dey Canada like this dey do masters if to say this thing no "important"

babatee90:
2017 Batch A streamII PCMs...get ready for ur call up letter soonest

More like it.

thorrvik55:
Lol. I did not say stream 2 will not serve... I said stream 2 will register again with batch b...

Them swear for you

Admin199:
Longest time here oooo. .

Ocean 2 are u ready??

Mehn!!! Camp no be moi moi oo. . 1st week and 2nd week will be really boring. .from parade to the boring saed lectures. .mtcheww rubbish. .only the 3rd week will be fun. .

Advice:

Get a babe/real Gs that will keep u company during those boring periods .. Yes babes oo. .They truly help and it's very easy to get 1. .infact a boy (real nigga oo) is at least entitled to 2 babes. At least oo. .Yes nah. .ratio of boys to girls is like 1:2.5..No dulling...but Mami sha for some

Anyways, served in nsit atai camp, akwaibom state. .

It's only in akwaibom camp that they will kill cow and serve us fish in the kitchen

I rep platoon 4. Yes nah. 1st in carnival,1st in football..

Well if u happen to be posted there and you'll like to be posted to town (preferably uyo) for ya ppa(ministry etc). .that's where I come in and can help out. .cos 90% will be posted to schools in villages ..Akwaibom truly need teachers oo..lol .. Contact me when u get posted to akwaibom tho. .

Before I drop my pen, let me leave u with this song (originated from akwaibom camp using the saed anthem tune)

Kitchen, kitchen oo (×2)
Come and see (×2)
Kitchen people has cooked yam again

Una go chop yam and beans tire

Best of luck ..

Baba any need for mosquito net?

segunk1:
exactly all what u uploaded during online registratun. Pls go with your originals.

Evaluation letter
Which one be that?

segunk1:
Just normal docs u uploaded online, I think for nigerian grads na SOR, School I.D, CUL, Green card. Nothing really much for Nigerian grads compared to pple who schooled outside nigeria (Foreign grads) dat one wahala plenty small, all photocopies shouldn't be more than 5 copies each, if more Dan that, u fit end up dashing iya elepa (groundnut seller) at last, P. Photograph shouldn't be more than 8/12 if u don do 20 copies already.... Keep am u go use am till year 2023 lol.
Foreign grads can mention me for any info.

Mind u pls go with all originals of ur docs for physical verification, very important to avoid stories that touches the kidney.
#safe.

Please what are the requirements for foreign trained grads?

Baba are you in rivers state?

Littlefinger:
I have been suffering from intense anxiety for about 2 years now. Naturally, I am taciturn and reticent and suffered mild anxiety in the past, but after a traumatic event which occured 2 years ago, the anxiety escalated and has hitherto refused to subside. I get panick attacks sparingly, but what gets to me is the frequent trembling. How do I overcome this?

Xanax, you're welcome.

STREAM II. Any news?

You're taking all this too serious. Adam and Eve were naked at some time. We came into this world unclad and we'll leave the same way. The guy didn't know your exact location at that time. He saw you outside and assumed you were probably still there. Now only a few moments later he had come to the room with that preconcieved notion in mind to likely meet his brother or no one else in the room at all. In his reaction you find the truth as he was clearly shocked by what he saw. Give the young man a break. He's probably beating himself up over the whole thing. People please keep it simple.

Isaiah Rashad - Bday

Penthouse - Bas

Any chance for that stream 2 thing to dissappear from my dashboard today?

Lost my school Id. Would that be a problem when i get to camp?

Medical fitness required at the camp

Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards.

1stdammy:
What are the requirements, processes?? How do I apply

Applications closed brother.

If you're in port harcourt and in need of medical report. Pm me!

thorrvik55:
God works in mysterious ways, who knows, maybe u might fall in love with d state and decide to serve there... I'm just saying

There's a slim chance that would be the case.

Chriswazo:
so u are banking on that is a very risky thing o. Let me ask u, what's the security situation of Adamawa state When last did u hear of Bokoharam attacks there Except u can get ur Medical cert to show that u are unfit and should be close home for so so medical reasons.
Redeployment on securityground for a state like Adamawa now is 50%, u should have boldly selected Borno to increase ur redeployment chances.

Bro, they reopened the camp this january and it's heavily guarded. I'm also getting a medical report as a backup you always have to have a plan B you know. I would've chosen Borno but it wasn't an option and adamawa was the only state that promised redeployment on the list. Thanks

thorrvik55:
Seriously o

For real man it's no joke. It's not like i didn't choose other States but the fact i chose adamawa and it's my first choice too. They don't think I'll get posted anywhere else. The states were limited when i chose and i only did cause of the redeployment after 21 days at the camp. They fail to understand

Would getting posted to Adamawa be the worst thing in the world? I mean it's safe there now even if it's just for the orientation camp cause it's as if I'm going to get disowned if i eventually get posted there and i go. They'll rather i don't serve at all cause it's a suicide mission to my peeps looool

Medical Report in Rivers State.
Recommended hospital and pricing please... Thanks

Adamawa Ogun Plateau Rivers
In that order....

Got evaluated today man... Smiling this new month already!

ECHOES - Gold

Evaluation is taking too long... Is there a problem?

Drake - Jorja Interlude

You know am

mrletsgo:
Politik-Coldplay
Death and All His Friends/The Escapist-Coldplay

Kendrick Lamar - LOVE. (Ft. Zacari)