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salt 1: Welcome to the 21st Century
Our phones -----Wireless
Cooking -----------Fireless
Cars -------------Keyless
Food --------------Fatless
Dress -------------Sleeveless
Youth -------------Jobless
Leaders -----------Clueless
Relationships -----Meaningless
Attitude ----------Careless
Wives -------------Fearless
Husbands ----------Shameless
Babies ------------Fatherless
Feelings ----------Heartless
Education----------Valueless
Children ----------Mannerless
Women -------------Pantiless
Everything is becoming LESS

In fact I am ---------SPEECHLESS

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Kirinwa: If the worst gets to worse.Arrangee relationship can be fixed.Let him just point at the girl,a mature,trusted person can approach and talk to the girl but it can backfire in the future.Hehehe.Imagine a woman telling her children that their father couldn't approach her.lol.As for dry gist try someone who shares similar interests.Cheers.

HARDDON: first take: dont have a midnset that you need a gurl yet.

try and get comfortable arround them first.

how do you get comfortable arround them?

learn how to crack jokes.. to do this , you should improve on your finking on your feets skills and watch alot of joke cds and dvds.

spend alot of time visiting places where you can meet alot of them.

start very simple convo with the ones you r already used to . compliment their shoes, hair, skin, height, voice tone, just about any thing on those bodies.

very importantly, have a face book account, try to meet gurls tru chatting online with them first. then gradually tune it up to talking on phone before you finally set up a physical date.

gurls r no monsters and you got nothing to lose , but to prove.

regards

lekanolas: President Goodluck Jonathan has once again promised that the 2015 general elections would be free and fair. Jonathan said that there was no alternative to fair election, given the premise that there could not be peace without justice.

The President, who spoke yesterday at Mpu, Enugu State, said it was almost impossible to guarantee good governance without free and fair election. According to him, it is the level of political manipulation that breeds bickering among politicians.

The President was at Mpu, Aninri Local Government, for the dedication of the All Saints Anglican Covenant Church built by Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu. Jonathan said his administration was determined to make a difference in the lives of Nigerians. He said: “You cannot talk about good governance where the elections of people are manipulated; you cannot steal a mandate and turn round to say that you can govern well.

“Lawyers will say you can’t build anything on nothing. If your coming to power from councillorship to Presidency is based on manipulation, there is no good thing you can do there.

You cannot go and celebrate. “First and foremost, people must vote for you and you cannot talk about doing something good without their support. “It is actually during the military that they use big guns to overthrow those with small guns and take over. In the political dispensation, you must be properly elected, we must make sure that electoral processes are sanitised and the votes of Nigerians count.

“I know the kind of statement people make each time we leave here to other places; sometimes I feel so humiliated, and now the story has changed. “What I can promise Nigerians is that with your prayers, we have our challenges no doubt, but most countries have their challenges, that we will make those little changes that will make a difference in our lives.”

Jonathan decried the tendency of Nigerians to abandon the country for others because of the challenges confronting it, stressing that building a virile future was the collective responsibility of all and sundry. He said: “If we leave Nigeria and go elsewhere where we have all kinds of friends who may use business passports that can give you automatic entry into countries, but they still regard you as a Nigerian.

You cannot fit in properly until you come home. “We have talked about building the church, let us join hands and build a nation that our children, grandchildren and Nigerians unborn will be happy, irrespective of provocation and political differences.

“Just like the primate said, every leader comes and goes but as a leader, you pray that you leave behind something solid. If we progress from here, the whole country becomes highly developed.” The President praised Ekweremadu for building the church, which he likened to the one built by Solomon for God in the Bible.

Primate of the Anglican Communion, Rt. Rev. Nicholas Okoh, in a sermon, said the Nigeria’s problems were intractable because of human manipulation, adding that her people had not used her numerous religions to build an enterprise that could impact on development

http://nationalmirroronline.net/new/2015-polls-will-be-free-fair-jonathan/

olokfor: FOLLOWING the discovery of bombs in a building in Lagos State and reports of likely invasion of the South-West region by suspected Boko Haram members, the police have deployed crack teams of policemen to patrol worship centres during and after the Easter service in the region.
Indeed, police commands in all the states in the zone have stepped up surveillance around worship centres while churches and communities have been asked to be vigilant.
Specifically, worshippers were advised not to allow anyone to charge phones or any electronic device in churches during church service.


In Ogun State, a team of heavily armed policemen was sighted at the Christ Anglican Church, Ogere Remo, during the Good Friday service. The officers told the sexton as well as some youths of the church to be on the lookout for strangers who might disguise as worshippers to execute terrorist attacks on their church.
The policemen exchanged phone numbers with the youth and told them to call their hotlines if they suspected any strange occurrence, adding that the current security situation in the country calls for increased vigilance on the part of all.



“In case you see anybody who is not a memberof your church, kindly query such person. Also,if anybody says he or she wants to come and charge his or her phone and you know very well that the person is not your member, politely turn the person back. Don’t allow anyone plug any unfamiliar device in your church,” one of the policemen told them.
The same policemen were also later sighted at the Ogere Central Mosque, close to the former tollgate on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, where they combed the vicinity during the Friday prayer service.
In a chat, the Divisional Police Officer, Ogere divisional headquarters, John Oluwole told Saturday Tribune that the patrol was as a result of the directive from the Force Headquarters, communicated to the divisions and police formations through the state command.



He added that his men had also begun the patrol of churches during vigils – all in efforts to avoid being caught unawares by suicide bombers and unscrupulous individuals.
Ogun State Police Public Relation Officer, Mr. Muyiwa Adejobi, who would not confirm the police warning to churches, however, said “theOgun State Police Command has adopted a security method to ensure that peace reigns supreme in this state. We are working with all sectors to ensure that there is peace in this state.”
Also, the Osun State Commissioner of Police, Mrs. Dorothy Gimba, said the state command had stepped up surveillance and deployed more policemen to ensure effective security of life and property during the Easter period.



Speaking with informationnaija in a telephone interview, the commissioner said nostone would be left unturned to guarantee a hitch-free Easter celebration in the state.
Mrs. Gimba said the state command would intensify its mobile patrol throughout the state, and work round the clock to ensure peace and tranquillity in the state.



“As usual, we will increase our surveillance, through patrols and explore intelligence reports to nip in the bud any act of criminality,while we will also deploy more men to strengthen the security in Osogbo, the state capital, and other communities.
“As expected, there will be more influx of eminent personalities into the state from Abuja, Lagos and other cities, and as such, we are ready as always to make sure that the security here is not breached. I can assure youthat we are up to the task to discharge our duties and responsibilities efficiently, as far as the security of the state is concerned.”



In Lagos State, since police recovered bombs and AK-47 rifles in Ijora area of the state, the state command has continued to conduct raidson hideouts suspected to be operational basesof terrorists in the state; but it has insisted that such actions were just routine exercises.
Ninety two people from Chad, Mali, Republic ofNiger and the northern part of Nigeria were arrested, while many of them have been deported by the Lagos State command of the Nigeria Immigration Service
Informationnaija gathered that the state police command has directed all area commanders and DPOs to properly monitor all religious institutions and public places.
“Policemen have been directed to ensure surveillance and routine patrol around places like churches, shopping malls and market places during the Easter celebrations,” a police source told informationnaija.


In Oyo State, the police on Friday went round the state capital, Ibadan, and other towns withheavily armed anti-crime operatives and Armoured Personnel Carriers (APCs) on a ‘showof force,’ as a way of sending warning signals to criminals.
When the informationnaija called the Deputy Commissioner in charge of administration, Mr Clement Adoda, he confirmed the development, saying that it was to show that the police were prepared repel any criminal acts.
He added that all DPOs had been instructed toremain at their duty posts and to make their offices their homes for the Easter period.



“We are trying to replicate what we did during the Christmas and New Year festivities,” he disclosed further.
On measures being taken against terrorism, MrAdoda said the fight against terrorism is an intelligence war and not the type fought on the pages of newspapers.
“We have put in place measures but we cannot disclose them. We will go by intelligence gathering and community policing, working hand-in-hand with other security agencies and different strata of the society.



“We have heard what happened in Lagos; we have studied it and we have drafted our own strategies to suit our purpose in the state,” thedeputy commissioner stated further.
He revealed that the command’s strategy paidoff on Thursday with the interception of a vehicle that was snatched within the capital, in less than 30 minutes after the robbery.



Adoda added that another vehicle which was snatched in another state and was being takenacross Oyo State was also recovered at the Ibadan end tollgate, along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway on Friday, while two suspects were arrested.

SOURCE- www.informationnaija.com/police-warn-swest-churches-over-boko-haram-dont-allow-phone-charging-inside-church-buildings/