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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 10:39am On Nov 18, 2014 |
Romance / Re: 6 Signs To Identify Ugly Girls by klarke(m): 11:27pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
The one u call ugly is beautiful in the eyes of God, her creator. So quit this childishness already. @OP, I think u are one of those insecure people who derives pleasure is bullying other. Mind u, u just displayed the extent of ur own ugliness. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 1:35pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
omardegeneral: Count down to 3pm begins, we're waiting! |
Religion / Powerful Scriptures-post Them Here by klarke(m): 1:59pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Hi people, I came across this scriptures that really ministered to me. It was God literally speaking to my situation. Psalms 78 vs 65-66 Please post yours here. Shalom! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 7:26am On Nov 10, 2014 |
yassjib: Its God we need at this point, not directx. 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 2:49am On Nov 07, 2014 |
It will end in praise... It will end with congratulations... It will end with laughter... In Jesus name. 3 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 2:51pm On Oct 20, 2014 |
This silence is resounding. Somebody shld say something,....anything. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 7:38pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
muritalaadeyemo: @muritalaadeyemo Oga Thomas u don come back? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 6:12pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
@DirectX welcome back, glad to have u back. Any update for d house? 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 12:46pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
Amirald: U're right d number is on call barring for incoming calls, its deliberate. However, I suggest dat everyone shld save d number in his/her phone with GINVEST. In dat case, one will know when they're calling...it appears they only call with this particular number. God grace to everyone. This week is very promising. Shalom! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 12:34am On Oct 02, 2014 |
@DirectX, the house is very grateful for d valuable info u've provided so far, pls don't relent now. Don't be offended by what Amirald said, I believe its because of d frustratn of d long wait. All of us are anxious to know what's really happening behind d scene. God bless. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 10:16am On Sep 30, 2014 |
fredosan: my fellow nairalanders am sorry for i am human may God help us U're forgiven, go and sin no more. Patience is a virtue. By God's grace, soon we'll forget d agony of this long wait. Shalom! 1 Like |
Education / Re: I Cheated In Waec And Neco.should I Return The Certificate? by klarke(m): 12:04pm On Sep 29, 2014 |
Rapture4real: Do every restitution possible likevZacchaeus for heavens sake. But you must apply wisdom.Majorly pray and be led by God so that your restitution will not create problem for another person. I know there are some sins God will not forgive u until u confess to people involved. God will not forgive a man who cheats on his wife without confessing to her no matter how many days of fasting and prayer. But pray for how to go about it. Be ready for the consequences. It is better than to incur God's wrath on d last day I have been pondering on ur post, it seems to contradict what God said abt forgiveness. Isa 1:18 “Come now, let us reason together, says the LORD: though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be aswhite as snow; though they are red like crimson,they shall become like wool. 1 Jn 1:19 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness. |
Politics / Re: Photo Of The Day: Young President Goodluck Jonathan by klarke(m): 9:40pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Awwal1st: Who knows this bastard will later become so cruel... He said him father and him no get shoe to wear,... See that bastard wey Don dry for that picture like dry fish... by 2015 after you've been jailed by Buhari you go be like that picture again... Omo Ale buruku, Na thunder go kill una with people wey dey support you like electric wire pole.. Guy, why do u harbor so much bitterness inside of u? it'll damage u if u don't watch it. God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria, God bless Mr President, God bless all Nigerian. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Photo Of The Day: Young President Goodluck Jonathan by klarke(m): 9:40pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Politics / Re: Photo Of The Day: Young President Goodluck Jonathan by klarke(m): 9:32pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
This is a classic story of humble beginning. Do not despise ur days of little beginning, hope in God, it gets better. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 6:47pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
@Farukson So October it is then, abi? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 3:33pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
All will be well. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 3:47pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
Amen |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 10:26pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
moorin: @motunrayo, since u know them up, kindly help us ask when we will receive our appt. letters Seconded. 3 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 9:36pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
khatea: Wats ur current state? |
Religion / Re: The Air Force Will Now Allow Airmen To Omit ‘so Help Me God’ by klarke(m): 12:50pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Skeelzz: Imagine nigerians talking about God...if a white man that is living a far better life than you is eliminating God,I wonder why you are still blindly praising a non existing God with all the chaos sorrounding you...where is the God You are mistaken. Did u say they are living far better life? physical possession or well being does not in any way mean that one is living a better life. We as humans are not just physical beings, we are spiritual being living in a physical body and have a soul or u can call it mind. You cannot conclude that one is living a better life by looking at the physical body alone. What goes on in (or the state of) the mind and the spirit of the man of is of great importance if you want to know the person's state of well being. That will explain why suicide rate is so high amongst them and you begin to wonder why a human being will decide to take his/her own life. You want to know where God is? But u already know the answer. Take a good look at yourself, the complexity of your body... Have u asked yourself how your heart works, if it stops pumping for even a minute you be become a heap of flesh and bone. Look arnd u, the nature, up in d sky, deep inside ur heart, u'll see God. Stop deceiving urself. U know what, God still loves u very much, though u keep on rejecting Him. While u are still living & "while d sun still shines", accept His love. |
Religion / Re: The Air Force Will Now Allow Airmen To Omit ‘so Help Me God’ by klarke(m): 12:02pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
sexzskil: NEVER A JEW BUT THE BASTARD SON OF A ROMAN SOLDIER. PAUL WAS THE GREATEST JEWISH SWINDLER OF ALL TIME''- ADOLF HITLER TABLE Where is ur hitler today? U know how he died right? What is d base of ur claims? Off course its borne out of hatred & bitterness against Jesus. But deep inside ur heart u know u'r lost. U've been work so hard trying to convince urself that God is a fairy tale, but deep inside u knw is a lie. U need God, He loves u more than u can tell, evn though u keep on rejecting Him. |
Science/Technology / Re: Finally! Scientists Prove There Is Life After Death by klarke(m): 10:27pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Apatheist: I wonder what you guys are taught in school in Nigeria. Mister, do u really think u're better schooled than those in nigeria? Must u come here to show urself, why not look for the thread for ppl who schooled in d moon. Its early to look 4 a fight abeg. btw u think u're d only one u studied abroad? Immaturity is written all over ur post. I hate derogatory statement. Oga for ur info, the article is not satirical, its real. Did u even read d article at all? I'm sure u didn't, u just wantd to tell us u studied in d moon. |
Science/Technology / Finally! Scientists Prove There Is Life After Death by klarke(m): 8:18pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
A team of psychologists and medical doctors associated with the Technische Universität of Berlin, have announced this morning that they had proven by clinical experimentation, the existence of some form of life after death. This astonishing announcement is based on the conclusions of a study using a new type of medically supervised near-death experiences, that allow patients to be clinically dead for almost 20 minutes before being brought back to life. This controversial process that was repeated on 944 volunteers over that last four years, necessitates a complex mixture of drugs including epinephrine and dimethyltryptamine, destined to allow the body to survive the state of clinical death and the reanimation process without damage. The body of the subject was then put into a temporary comatic state induced by a mixture of other drugs which had to be filtered by ozone from his blood during the reanimation process 18 minutes later. The extremely long duration of the experience was only recently made possible by the development of a new cardiopulmonary recitation (CPR) machine called the AutoPulse. This type of equipment has already been used over the last few years, to reanimate people who had been dead for somewhere between 40 minutes to an hour. Near-death experiences have been hypothesized in various medical journals in the past, as having the characteristics of hallucinations, but Dr Ackermann and his team, on the contrary, consider them as evidence for the existence of the afterlife and of a form of dualism between mind and body. The team of scientists led by Dr Berthold Ackermann, has monitored the operations and have compiled the testimonies of the subjects. Although there are some slight variations from one individual to another, all of the subjects have some memories of their period of clinical death. and a vast majority of them described some very similar sensations. Most common memories include a feeling of detachment from the body, feelings of levitation, total serenity, security, warmth, the experience of absolute dissolution, and the presence of an overwhelming light. The scientists say that they are well aware the many of their conclusions could shock a lot of people, like the fact that the religious beliefs of the various subjects seems to have held no incidence at all, on the sensations and experiences that they described at the end of the experiment. Indeed, the volunteers counted in their ranks some members are a variety of Christian churches, Muslims, Jews, Hindus and atheists. “I know our results could disturb the beliefs of many people” says Mr Ackermann. “But in a way, we have just answered one of the greatest questions in the history of mankind, so I hope these people will be able to forgive us. Yes, there is life after death and it looks like this applies to everyone.” 1 Like 2 Shares
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 2:00pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
shabbey09: Yes oh. This week is opened unto us and Our testimonies are sure The LORD will perfect that which concerneth me: thy mercy, O LORD, endureth for ever; forsake not the works of thine own hands. Psalms 138:8 (ERV) Lord we ask that our apptmt letters be released this week in Jesus name. Amen. 1 Like 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 4:11pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Dear God, we glorify ur name.... 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 4:10pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
: Amen, its done. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 7:52pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
muritalaadeyemo: @Shabbey09. I know you are desperately in need of a good job. I sincerely share your hope and anxiety. My prayer is that you get a rewarding one very soon. I may be a lone voice on this topic but I have every reason to doubt G-Invest.You may agree with me that a lot of falsehoods have been traded since the beginning of this discussion. I owe this forum a duty to caution against members falling prey of unrepentant fraudsters! All 'am doing is to ensure members don't put their hopes where there may be none. I wish you the best of luck. What gave u dat right. Why do u suddenly start caring btw? Who asked for ur warning? Oh I see, u are waiting for d letter as well, but u have lost hope. Ur pessimistic self got d best of u and u're trying to spread ur virus of negativity. muritalaadeyemo: 12:31pm On Jul 27 U activated dis acct solely because of this job & frm day one u'v been sowing ur evil seeds of doubt, crying wolf & raising false fraud alarm. If u don't knw anytin abt G-invest, just zip ur mouth & stop spreading garbage. To others, I say keep hope alive. It aint easy I know. Some logistics caused d delay. I believe it wasn't mean to linger dis long, but sooner than u can imagine, d letters will be sent out. Our testimonies will be complete. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by klarke(m): 10:19pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Eddy2010: I Liked Palm Fruits Then eeeeeeeee! To such extent that one day, when I was 5 yrs, Mama bought some for the soup of the day, kept inside store. Boy o Boy snicked out, inside Store gbam. lock up everywhere, started dealing with them as if tomorrow no deh.. My people searched and searched for Boy o Boy like Chibok Girls, no way. For 30 minutes. Until they force kitchen door open. The kind shout way me I hear for ma head that day prompted me to proclaim with every audacity, "Akwu(Palm Fruit) is a Mother". Chaiiiiiiii... Meeennnnh! For that whole year, that was my new name! Kai! I no fit laugh! *rolling on my bed, hitting my head on d pillow* Drops of tears are still rolling down my cheek as I type. Oboy ur own too funny. "Akwu is a Mother" |
Romance / Re: My Top Cuties On Nairaland by klarke(m): 2:44pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
missbronze: Thanks Tyler Perry. Hian....! Tyler perry kwa!! Just like d guy sha & his movies....."es. Abuja is fine....bit rainy |
Romance / Re: My Top Cuties On Nairaland by klarke(m): 2:08pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
missbronze: Thanks my king. Ewo! U'r a sweethrt. Its obvious d beauty is frm d hrt |
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