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TV/MoviesHere's What The Cast Of 'game Of Thrones' Looks Like In Real Life. by klarke(op): 7:46am On Apr 28, 2015
In season five, Sansa Stark goes for a new,
darker look as she tags along with Little
Finger.


In real life, Turner dyes her hair for the
show.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: All Working Class Lets Meet Here And Help Other Unemployed by klarke(m): 1:48pm On Apr 26, 2015
Catered4:
Getting a job could be so frustrating and depressing. I remember the days of my joblessness, so many times, I had blamed hubby for my jobless status. Like, if not for marriage, I would have still be in the bank bla bla bla. In other for hubby to survive my perpetual nagging, he surprised me with a Placard on our gate *Buy your cold kunu here* lol. He said to me, 'Baby your kunu taste really good, why dont you give it a trial'. I was like, what? He was like 'Too late, its on the gate'. Before I knew it, people started knocking my gate for kunu. I couldnt tell anyone I was selling kunu in the north but I was never broke. Hubby was relieved, no more nagging lol. There are also days that no one comes to buy kunu. Men and Women around mocked me. I was called a Kunu seller. What do I do when Jobs around were offering 8 - 10k monthly. I prayed and fasted for my status to change. I was hopeful that God has heared me. To God be The Glory, I'm not employed by anyone, I'm self employed. To the Glory of God, My status is Changed #GodWin. From kunu seller to an Agro Allied Owner with its offices in Sokoto, Lagos and a Ware House in Ogun state.
Op, I feel moved to help 5 persons here. I dont have money to give, but I can give what will help secure your future if willing and determined.
Please JUST 5 SINCERE PERSONS WHO FINDS IT REALLY DIFFICULT TO SURVIVE.
Thank you.
I am interested Ma, I just sent you a PM
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 6 by klarke(m): 12:21pm On Apr 23, 2015
Folarge06:
Sorry For the Denial...Why not defer your admission
Thanks, i have thought about that too. someone told me that i can go for express booking if i want to meet up with the May 22 date.
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 6 by klarke(m): 11:55am On Apr 23, 2015
I was denied visa yesterday in abj consulate on the grounds of not having strong tie with home country. can i apply again by next week or next two weeks. my program resumes on May 22. If yes, pls how do i g about it?
CultureRe: Check Out How Ondo People Are Appeasing The Gods For The Epidemic Disease by klarke(m): 8:27pm On Apr 19, 2015
Jamean:
Darkness cannot drive away darkness, only light can.

Jesus is that light.
Mighty to save.
The Truth!
PoliticsRe: Full Text Of President Jonathan’s Easter Message To Nigerians by klarke(m): 11:40am On Apr 05, 2015
God bless you Mr President. You've shown what it means to be a true leader. Generations unborn will remember you for this singular act. For me, you are the best president nigeria ever had. I'll miss you Sir. sad
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Is Not A Hero – Oby Ezekwesili by klarke(m): 11:14am On Apr 04, 2015
Raxxye:
A hero, according to Wikipedia, is

"a character or person, who, in the face of danger and
adversity or from a position of weakness, displays
courage or self-sacrifice"

Another source defines it thus:

"a person who, in the opinion of others, has heroic
qualities or has performed a heroic act and is
regarded as a model or ideal"

Unless Ezekwesili has a different definition of a hero different from the above, then I beg to disagree with her.

For promising to conduct a free and fair election without interfering in the process, and keeping his words: that makes him a hero

Think for a second what would have become of last Saturday's election had the president lost his calm after the card reader failed to capture him and kept him waiting in the sun for over thirty minutes, moreso when his party had advised against the use of the card reader. Had he stormed out of that polling booth, that would have been the end of election that day, and the consequences could only have been imagined. For maintaining his cool in the face of that, he is a hero

For calling GMB and congratulating him(something GMB never did in 2011 and can never do), and thereby averting "goons and baboons" being soaked in blood, he is a hero

For telling his party not to bother contesting the outcome of the election in court to avoid distracting the incoming president, he is a hero

Hate him as much as you choose to do, Mrs Ezekwesili, you cannot take this glorious moment from him. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has set a standard for democracy, not only in Nigeria, but also in Africa. The man is a true democrat and, indeed, our national hero!
Gbam!
You nailed it.
PhonesRe: HELP!!! Is There Anything I Can Sue MTN For? by klarke(m): 1:26am On Feb 28, 2015
Sue them for trespassing into your private property (ur phone) and claim damages of 100million.
PoliticsRe: #NEVER AGAIN, As Nigerians Cheer GEJ On Facebook After Soldiers Visit by klarke(m): 12:19am On Feb 28, 2015
#NeverAgain
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Wife Implicates Her Husband by klarke(m): 10:55pm On Feb 14, 2015
Fellywood:
Buhari is the "WORSTEST"...hihi. If he can say
abacha NEVER touched Nigeria's penny when even
my 5yr old knows otherwise from news...He is the
WORSTEST. Buhari is plainly WICKED.
This is my prayer,
Oh Lord! remove the veil from the eyes of the few supporting Buhari, so that they'll see the man for who he really is. The veil will give way & all his deceit will be exposed.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Wife Implicates Her Husband by klarke(m): 10:23pm On Feb 14, 2015
mamamummy:
Buhari is such a fake man: fake certificates, fake manifesto, fake age, fake love to the same Nigerians he jailed/killed unjustly, and even fake smile. I would rather vote for a dog that presents himself as a dog than a wolf that presents to be a sheep. Thank you.
636 likes and counting...
Let's jack it up to 1000 likes.
GEJ till 2019

#GejAllTheWay
#MarchBuhariBackToDaura
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 6 by klarke(m): 3:46pm On Feb 13, 2015
Hi guys,

Pls how can one scale through this question during. F1 interview?
"How can you proves that you will return to your home country after finishing your studies in the United States?"
PoliticsRe: Buhari And Obasanjo's Tenure More Corrupt Than GEJ Tenure - TI by klarke(m): 3:26pm On Feb 13, 2015
tonytony208:
before you comment or quote next time, ensure you read well. My comment is not an argument; rather, i was asking a simple question.
And I answered the question, but you suddenly left it and start pursuing shadow. smiley
PoliticsRe: Buhari And Obasanjo's Tenure More Corrupt Than GEJ Tenure - TI by klarke(m): 1:56pm On Feb 13, 2015
tonytony208:
but where are those farmers benefiting from the fertilizer distribution? Why arent they speaking up? Why arent dey campaigning for GEJ in their own little way?
Bia tony stop arguing blindly, my sister inlaw is one of the beneficiaries. She lives in Dutse Alhaji in abuja. She has a farm somewhere there too. I was watching one program put together by the agric ministry with her during christmas holidays, she told me that this one is true. She said there collection centre is @ Bwari. They may not need to campaign because if they do, you are d first that'll start crying that they'v been bought. All they need to do (which they'll certainly do) is to vote GEJ come March 28. Nigerians are nt fools, we know who is who. Don't be deceived! Elections are not won with propaganda or on Nairaland. When the chips are down, u'll understand.
Over and out.
FamilyRe: My Registry & Traditional Wedding by klarke(m): 10:42pm On Feb 12, 2015
Happy married life. I wish u guys all the good things marriage brings. Always be committed to each other, come rain come shine. Wish u lots of luv.
EducationRe: Official Guide To The TOEFL Test by klarke(op): 2:25pm On Feb 12, 2015
@akindele pls post your email addy.
Dis is my pin: 329B8C2E
EducationRe: Official Guide To The TOEFL Test by klarke(op): 2:22pm On Feb 12, 2015
Hi guys, sorry I'v been kinda busy. @akindele I'll send u d sample questions, and I'll try and send u the raw file of the cd-rom. Hope its not late sha.
Thanks
RomanceRe: 7 Tips To Help Nigerian Men Understand, Date And Enjoy A Lady Above 30!! by klarke(m): 10:21pm On Feb 10, 2015
Woged2005:
This was my major problem too. People around called me picky but I was not. I just moved on when I found out that man was only wasting my time and trying to cash in on my age. When you meet a serious man it doesn't take forever. Things happen very fast. Two matured minds know what they want. once they meet each other they click. Even when the man doesn't have everything going, you can pool resources together to get things going. He must pay the bride price (with no assistance. It's tradition). But since you are working you can assist with wedding plans and settling down (aka housing, rent, furniture, etc)
Wow! U're so on point.
I couldn't agree more, and u sound very matured.
PoliticsRe: Pictures From Inside Aso Rock (2014-2015) by klarke(m): 8:20am On Feb 10, 2015
DahtzFestjayz:
Buhari coming to Aso Rock Sai Buhari Sai Baba #March4Buhari
Which Aso rock? He can go to Zuma rock if he like, or find another rock else where. because Aso rock is already occupied till 2019. smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: G-invest Exam by klarke(m):
God's grace to all. May our wait not be long this year.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 11:42pm On Feb 07, 2015
#VoteTransformation
#VoteGEJ
#GodBlessNigeria
Christianity EtcRe: Osibanjo And Pastor Adeboye At RCCG Holy Ghost Service Today(Photo) by klarke(m): 9:00pm On Feb 06, 2015
soe:
We r with you sir

At the end of the service...papa will call all districts heads together and give them the go ahead to queue solidly behind Prof.

Let me share this eye opener with you guys:

Did you watch that documentary against buhari...where GEJ claimed that Bokoharam will not attack buhari's government.. That ofcourse they will live in peace with buhari..side by side ...getting stronger and stronger by the day...until one day...KABOOM!!!! Boko haram will strike all of us..from north..east..west..south..and all of us will be finished...

Did you watch it?..its on youtube...and still on AIT n NTA...okay..here is the Real Eye Opener for you guys.

Go back to that documentary storyline...replace Buhari with Jonathan...replace Bokoharam with AsariDokuboTompoloBoyloaf...aha..now u get the picture?

Militants have been living in peace with Jonathan since his regime with yaradua...he has been paying them billions per month...arming them to the teeth..giving them ctazy immunity... They are even more equipped than our own Nigerian Navy...i hope you know what that means?...they have crazy tanks...submarines and so on...asari dokubo is mwinly based in Republic of abenin amd owns a university there..in case you dont know..he has nothing to lose...what has he donated to the Ijaw community? Nothing...but a bully over them.

So...until one day ... Very soon as they have even promised... They will Strike..KABOOM!!! Killing all the Yorubas (as they have promised)...hausas...ibos..itsekiri..etc and try to pullout of Nigeria...or takeover the south and enslave the yorubas

Now..who is fooling who??

Nigerians..open ur eyes..wake up...
Gej is threathening us and we must vote for change nd report him to UN before it gets out of hand.

You may criticise me..but i have spoken
This ur analysis is so childish. And those liking ur post I wonder how all of una dey take reason sha. Mcheww
FamilyRe: American Man Sends Over $100,000 To Wife In Nigeria He’s Never Met by klarke(m): 9:51am On Feb 06, 2015
Unclerukus:
The reason why when you go abroad, the mere mention of Nigerians is met with disgust. Lazy arsed Nigerian youths tarnishing their image since 00BC. The funny thing i noticed is 98% of these scammers end up critically miserable in life you pity them. They are cursed.
You're right because what goes around comes around.
For every action (good or bad) there is equal and opposite reaction. You scammed someone's hard earned money out of his/her hands and spend it frivolously while the individual goes into depression and heartbreak and even death. There is God who sits on the throne in the heavens and judge the children of men. All you screaming maga don pay, your own pay day comes. You could pay with your life or health, whichever way, be sure that somehow you will PAY.
Christianity EtcLet Our Boast Be In The Lord, Not In Ourselves by klarke(op): 6:14am On Jan 25, 2015
Happy sunday people. The story below blessed me a lot, it'll bless u too.

One day a local evangelist bragged during a crusade that his God was more able than all the other gods in the town and the powers of the universe that the villagers worshiped put together. Just then, rainstorm sounds started sounding overhead, threatening the progress of the crusade. The evangelist lifted up his voice and declared with confidence that if the rains fell, then he wasn't a man of God; he would stop preaching! Before he could finish his bluff, the rains began to hit the crusade grounds so vehemently, apparently in disregard to his declarations. The whole town left the crusade grounds to their houses, shaking their heads in disappointment and dismay. The evangelist, so distraught and angry, packed his belongings and left the town the next day. On his way through the next town, he checked into a local drinking spot and drank himself to stupor. As he laid on the ground cursing God, an old seedy looking man tapped him gently on the shoulder. "Man of God", the old man began. But the evangelist quickly cut in, "don't mention the name of God to me. He is fake. He is unreliable. I am no longer a believer in this God. A God who chooses to disgrace his servants. Leave me alone!" But the old man would not let him be. He continued,"I am the fetish priest in the village you just preached at. During your one week stay in that village, you destroyed all the charms i had made on the people for 45 years. Your prayers and your words always came with some fearful fire and power. I tried so many times to eliminate you but i couldn't. My last chance came yesterday. I had loaded my gun with gun powder lying wait on the mountaintop where i had a very clear view of you. My plan was to shoot you from a distance since i couldn't get close enough to you due to the fire around you. But just when i lifted the gun, the rains came from nowhere, wetting my gunpowder and covering you in a cloud so that i couldn't even see you. All i saw was a bright man holding a sword in front of you. I was so terrified. I concluded that your God was indeed all powerful and Almighty. That is why i've been looking for you since then. I want to follow this your God!" The ex-evangelist bowed his head in shame! Dear friends, sometimes, it is just wise for us to believe that our Father knows the way He is taking us. We should just trust His leading. Let our boast be in the Lord, not in ourselves. If we decree a thing and it doesn't happen, let us not see it as disappointment or dishonor from the Father. Let us just believe that the Father wants his perfect will to be done in all things. Share this with your loved ones
PoliticsRe: Certificate Saga: Why We Attached Buhari’s Recent Photograph – School by klarke(m):
BERNIMOORE:
MY personanal analysis of Gen Buhari's result as
released by premium Times,
Note; i do not represent PDP or work for them, i
support them to the extent that i see jonathan as a
humble man who says something that people are
not taking seriously but is part of the solution to
curruption, he says...''The use of modern
technologies is a powerful tool to fight corruption''
note that i also aknowledge that these technonogies
also has its own demerits of being used to promote
curruption.
As the controversy rages on, i invited some of my
colleages one of them was a 'forensic Analyst who
specialises in detecting forged documents, he circles
grey areas on the result document and ask for time,
on my own part too i take a carefull look at the
enlarged format, to crosscheck those circled areas
Hours later, my friend(name witheld) who was the
analyst suggests in his analysis that the document
was forged, he used extra softwares on his 'mark'
laptop to expose a hidden copy of a document that
was carefully embeded in on another document.
if Buhari will be seen as the right man to prosecute
criminals that forge bank documents or any other
document, he 'Buhari should come out with cleaan
hands
My friend who is the Forensic analyst cites 18 good
manipulations on Buhari's alleged result released to
Prem.Times mag. which i dont really have the time
to copy here. he said that he can prove beyond
reasonable doubt that it was a forgery ''FREE OF
CHARGE' in a court of law.
note; mere microsoft office picture manager, paint
or opera cannot expose the whole details, you need
a more higher versions with more mega-pixels
but to cut the story short, i summarised briefly
some points below, here it is (note; you need to
zoom the images below for full understanding)
1. imposition of one document on another (sample 1
and sample 2) (pupple and pink color only for
illustration pls note its ours)
2. yellow lines 'D' in (sample 3) are Added lines to
cover-up traces of imposition of specimen (H1) and
column lines where names (specimen H1) are
printed do not align with the blank columns (note;
rectangular tiny line was only for illustration and nor
part of doc)
3. sample 4, more on column lines where names
(specimen H1) are printed do not align [/b] with the
blank columns (note, yellow highlighted lines was
introduced only (as an) illustration and 'not part of
doc' )

PoliticsRe: Certificate Saga: Why We Attached Buhari’s Recent Photograph – School by klarke(m): 3:31pm On Jan 24, 2015
blaqoracle:
i have always said that an average nigerian is
becoming dull per second per second there is no
were in that result that indicated that buhari got a1
in igbo. that symbol you see there means dash. if
you are honest with your god you will equally
observe that symbol appeared in no less than six
course. if you close your eyes in order not to see
your enemies, you will equally miss the
opportunity of seeing your friends.
I agree with you, that symbol is dash not 1 as in A1 as some people mistook it for.

But if you too are honest with yourself, u'll observe that everything is wrong with that statement of result. And you will also agree with me that its easier for Buhari to call WAEC to send his certificate than to call a press conference, if he has no skeleton to hide. The requirement according to the law is certificate not statement of result that was doctored.
Truth is life.
PoliticsRe: Certificate Saga: Why We Attached Buhari’s Recent Photograph – School by klarke(m): 3:12pm On Jan 24, 2015
teemanbastos:
Chai...
Why the hype abt Buhari??
Bkos d PDP are damn afraid.
They knw he has big chances..
Xo dy ave resulted to spewing trash..
Why didnt dy hype him in 2011?
Why?
Why?
Awon Oloshi rada rada..

Yet this FFK dat is PDP spokesman.. Is a chameleon who can change anytime.

When d battle is hottest,victory is Nigh.
Must u and ur so called general always resort to violence and cursing? Haba!
The truth here is so obvious, even a blind man could see that d certificate was forged.
Which one is harder, to call WAEC to send ur certificate or to call a press conference? ....and within 24hrs an oluwole statement of result appeared from nowhere. NAWA O!
#IAmGoingForPrayerPleaseCallMeBack
EducationRe: Official Guide To The TOEFL Test by klarke(op): 1:50am On Jan 24, 2015
If anyone is interested, I'll post more. I could also upload the software or send it via email, if anyone needs it. Thanks.
I'm out.
PoliticsRe: Drama As Northern Group Seeks ICC Prosecution Of Buhari by klarke(m): 10:42am On Jan 23, 2015
“Like a nightmare, the spirit of victims of 2011
post-election violence is resurrecting today at
this venue to re-echo the calls for justice and
immediate prosecution of those responsible for
imposing tears, sorrow, blood and violence on
Nigerians in 2011".

PoliticsRe: PDP Tenders Evidence Buhari's Certificate Is Forged by klarke(m): 9:33pm On Jan 22, 2015
...10. He Is Not A Man of Principle
And Integrity: Since 2003, Buhari
has been jumping from one party to another in his desperate and endless quest to rule Nigeria. He started with ANPP in 2003 to CPC in 2011 and, now in APC. He might abandon APC for another party if they deny him ticket.
11. He Has No Regard For Human Rights: Mrs. Vera Ifudu, who was an NTA reporter then, was sacked for reporting what Dr. Olusola Saraki had told her in an interview about how the missing money was traced to Buhari’s account at Midland Bank London branch. Vera eventually won her case of wrongful dismissal in court against the NTA and was financially compensated. Dim Emeka Odimegwu Ojukwu, who returned from 13 years exile, just a little over a year then, was as well locked up in Kirikiri Prison by Buhari. Up till today we were not told what his offence was. Busari Adelakun died of ulcer because Buhari refused him to be taken out of prison for medical attention. The then Gov. of Ogun
State, Bisi Onabanjo suffered similar fate which we were told led to his untimely death. For using the US$2.8bn to sing, Buhari jailed Fela Anikulapo -Kuti on trumped up charges under emergency law which prompted the sentencing judge to confess that he was ordered to do so and apologised to Fela. It was Buhari’sadministration that said it has “decided to deal with this Fela problem once and for all.” Buhari used retrogressive law to execute three Nigerians: Lawal Ojuolape (30), Bernard Ogedengbe (29) and Bartholomew Owoh (26). One of those three – Ogedengbe – was executed for a crime that did not carry capital punishment at the time it was committed.
12. He Is Corrupt: That a blind man doesn’t see the sun don’t mean the sun is not up in the sky. That Buhari has not been jailed for corrupt practises doesn’t mean he is not corrupt, after-all, nobody has jailed IBB, OBJ etc., yet people say they’re corrupt. Buhari has never been able to account to Nigerians what he did with the N25 billion missing in PTF of which he was the chairman. Shagari incurred Buhari’s wrath when he decided to investigate the US$2.8 billion that disappeared from NNPC account and traced to the Midland Bank, London. Justice Ayo Irikefe panel was set-up and Saraki headed the Senate committee. The following were unequivocally discovered:
Firstly, a judicial panel was set up to trace the $2.8billion (Justice Ayo Irikefe panel). Secondly, a senate committee was also set up to trace the $2.8billion (headed by the elder Saraki). The findings of the senate committee were reported live on NTA by Vera Ifudu. Buhari overthrew the govt to burn and shred the evidence. Buhari got Vera Ifudu sacked. Vera Ifudu and the NTA went to court. Vera Ifudu won her case, got reinstated and was paid compensation.

pointblanknews.com/pbn/exclusive/20-reasons-nigerians-rejected-buhari-since-2003/

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