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Religion / Re: I Have Been Born Again For Over 100 Times... Pls Help A Brother by klarke(m): 3:14pm On Dec 17, 2017
tayooluwole:


lol, I am not married yet and I think for now, I deserve any beautiful thing under skirt...
Bro you still dey far, you need to reset your mindset with the word of God.
Being born again is loving Jesus who first loved you to the point of giving up His Glory to save you from sin "For the love of Christ constrains us..." 2 Corinthians 5:14
Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of 2 Corpers Set To Wed In Imo: "From Hello, Hi To Wedding" by klarke(m): 12:33am On Nov 23, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Love is truly blind.
Because she deserved better.
Mr., must you always type before thinking, are you better than the young man? NONSENSE!
Politics / Re: Ex-vice President Alex Ekwueme Is Dead by klarke(m): 11:13am On Nov 20, 2017
RIP Pa Ekwueme.
One of the finest and well educated leaders we've had in this country. He left government poorer than when he entered. Earned about seven degrees, home and abroad; EARNED not honorary.

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Family / Re: 7 Ways An African Mother Expresses Love. by klarke(m): 11:54pm On Nov 15, 2017
I have been trying to figure out why somebody will raise his hand and hit his own mother or open their rotten mouth and curse the woman who carried them for nine months and gave birth to them, nursed them, fed them, watched over them in night hours when other human beings are fast asleep.

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Education / Re: How Do I Stop My Female Students From Lusting After Me? by klarke(m): 4:50pm On Nov 12, 2017
R3B3L:
It's quite normal for students to shake deir teachers. Don't b technical about everything yoself. It's also natural for female students to say if a teacher is cute or not. Even little kids in primary say dat [/b]to [b]deir teachers so u would b surprised. If u have witnessed enuf it will b a normal day for u and u won't b potting about now. Ur grammar tho... *sighs*
Yours is perfect undecided undecided undecided

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Politics / Re: 10,000 APC Members Decamp To PDP In Bauchi With "RIP APC Coffin" by klarke(m): 2:01pm On Oct 25, 2017
SamAbims:
Ok

Used Tecno Phantom 6 plus and Infinix Zero 4 Plus available for sale
How much, and what's your location?
Politics / Re: EFCC Begins Search For Abdulrasheed Maina by klarke(m): 12:00pm On Oct 24, 2017
This administration is trying so hard to disappoint its supporters, yet they sheepishly believe anything good will come out of it.

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Crime / Re: Emmanuel Kanu Behind Monkeypox Vaccine Hoax In South East - INM by klarke(m): 10:58pm On Oct 18, 2017
LastSurvivor11:
Didn't know the kanu younger brother was the one that made the army to embark on a stupid and foolish adventure without informing the ministry of education via ministry of health..
Didn't even know that it was kanu brothers that asked parents to rushed their children home as far as ondo state today..
Didn't know it was kanu family that assigned the army to be performing job ordinarily meant for nurses..
What a powerful family kanu is..

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Religion / Re: The 2017 Worship Songs That Have Made Your Year So Far? by klarke(m): 1:43pm On Oct 15, 2017
What a beautiful name,
Gracious Tempest,
Both by Taya Smith (Hillsong)
Crime / Re: Young Lady Rescued From Ritualists In Delta State (Photos) by klarke(m): 8:02pm On Sep 22, 2017
Thank God for saving her. May God preserve us. Nothing missing, Nothing broken.
Politics / Re: SUKUK Islamic Bond Is A Way To Islamize Nigeria Through Back Door –CAN by klarke(m): 10:24pm On Sep 20, 2017
wakaman:
Evil men! You have not done anything about the crimes and philandeering we witness everyday cause of you so called men of God from rituals, to scamming , to adultery. And all sorts of God forsaken acts. The more churches available the more crime and criminals proliferate, in fact it is directly proportional.

Islamize ko, ritualize ni.

Evil people.
What about your imams that are carrying human head and other body parts upandan.
Family / Re: Pressure To Get Married (Photos) by klarke(m): 3:45pm On Sep 17, 2017
Creativity 100%

sense of humour 100%

organization 100%

I love it, especially this one:
Nellychinma20:
Dad couldn't just understand
Young man, are u a zoo keeper ?
Pls work on season 2,
and lemme be your continuity manager... grin

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Family / Re: Pressure To Get Married (Photos) by klarke(m): 3:19pm On Sep 17, 2017
Ezionye:


I hope u have met ur target sha...
Don't mind the dingdang guy. Nwanyi oma, kedu?
NYSC / Re: Little Boy Wears NYSC Uniform To Hawk Groundnut (Photos) by klarke(m): 10:40am On Sep 15, 2017
This is so sad. #SayNoToChildLabour
Romance / Re: Lady On Facebook Has Revealed Why Your Husbands Eye Beautiful Girls Like Her! by klarke(m): 9:18pm On Sep 14, 2017
vicfuntop:
Mehn I hate ripped jeans
That makes two of us smiley
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Goes Mad In Malaysia, Strips Unclad, As Juju Fails (Video) by klarke(m): 11:01am On Sep 14, 2017
Ihe Onye choro ka O ga ahu.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Goes Mad In Malaysia, Strips Unclad, As Juju Fails (Video) by klarke(m): 11:00am On Sep 14, 2017
obaival:
J
j for jerrico
TV/Movies / Re: Kechi Okwuchi: "It Might Be A Little Unfair If I Win America's Got Talent" by klarke(m): 2:03pm On Sep 13, 2017
sunshineV:
Then withdraw nah... Ugly oshi
I pray what happened to her will happen to you let's see if you'll look better. Nonsense!!

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Romance / Re: Girl Gets Insulted Because She Refused To Visit A Guy On Their First Date by klarke(m): 11:13am On Sep 12, 2017
thepussyhunter:
Believe it or not that bae was already hooked......................she was only skeptical and trying to weigh her chances

if she really wasnt concerned with his wealth or any shiiii she should have ended the convo after that "21st century girls" part undecided

dude used the only super effective method thats works on 85% ladies and the hoe still nearly fell for it (forget all those her fronting in dat text.......)cheesy
I disagree with your conclusion. The lady is well brought up and mannered, she's trying to be as polite as possible. To the lady, the guy is way beneath you, let him go.

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Romance / Re: This Lady Posted A Photo Of Herself Without Pants On Instagram by klarke(m): 12:55pm On Sep 11, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


That azz... Abeeeg, when can I have that?
honey, you are okay just the way you are.
Events / Re: See How This Guy Celebrated His Birthday (PIX) by klarke(m): 2:20pm On Sep 09, 2017
me like it
Family / Re: A Nairalander Mother And Son Celebrate Birthday Same Day And Share Pictures by klarke(m): 10:40am On Sep 06, 2017
Happy birthday to you and your mum. WULLAP
Crime / Re: Hector-joberteh The Winner Of Gulder Ultimate Search Season 3 Has Been Shot Dead by klarke(m): 6:50pm On Sep 03, 2017
This is so sad!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Barack Obama's Tweet On Charlottesville Becomes Most Popular Tweet Ever(Pic) by klarke(m): 7:46pm On Aug 16, 2017
And It's growing per second

Politics / Re: Middle Belt Youths Give Herdsmen Quit Notice To Vacate Region Before October 1 by klarke(m): 3:43am On Aug 14, 2017
stephleena:
lol,nnamdi KANU the pace setter..opening the eyes of the blind..except one particular set of people, amala and red-oiled soup eaters.. chosen to be blind till death..
Gbam!
Nwanyi oma Kedu?

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Investment / Re: Investing In Quarry Mining Plant. by klarke(m): 4:55am On Aug 11, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


OP is very wicked to suggest Quarrying business to anyone.
Gone are the days of it's profitability.

Quarries are shutting down despite the abundance of marble, granite, dolomite, kaolin, calcium and feldspar
No productions,
No electricity.
Fulani Kidnappers keep kidnapping workers.
No FX to even import machineries or parts to repair your crushers and mill.
To raise Form M in the average commercial bank na World Cup.

From Okpella, to Ikpeshi,
From Ihievbe to Obajana
From Lokpanta to Ishieke,
From Iyuku to Ifon
From Owo to Emure-Ekiti
From Nkalagu to Ajaokuta...

The solid mineral industries are suffering!
Even Freedom Group and Petra Quarries are finding it difficult let alone small quarries.

The Chinese have further killed the market by their far reduced product prices due to their cheap machineries and ready professional labour.

If you have such money and you want to invest it.
Just float a strip club....then thank me later.
You are wrong my friend

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Religion / Re: The Amount A Ghanaian Church And Pastor Charges For Miracles (Photos) by klarke(m): 4:46am On Jul 28, 2017
Truly, the end is here. Amend your ways people, prepare to meet your Lord.
Politics / Re: The New Age Qualification To Run For A Political Office In Nigeria By Senate by klarke(m): 7:05pm On Jul 27, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

This is not feasible.

Let's return to the status quo, I even suggest 60years for any political office.

At 30-35years the average Nigerian youth is unemployed, still sagging,
duping people via fraudulent ATM/BVN text messages.
Then using the proceeds to smoke shisha at Club Joker and carry oloshos from Rita Lori.
You just described yourself, not an average Nigerian youth. An average Nigerian youth is intelligent, dogged, responsible, etc.
Romance / Re: At Age 24 I Don't Have A Girlfriend, Have Not Been Loved By Any Girl by klarke(m): 2:07pm On Jul 23, 2017
Tiffbuxas:
I'm not good at giving advice...
No matter how shy you are just be friendly with everyone you meet, develop friendship with females it shouldnt always be abt dating, try to get comfortable with ladies.... The rest will happen naturally.



Izza simpu sturv
Yours happen to be the best advice so far.
Travel / Re: Iganmu Bridge Blocked As Septic Tank Falls On Highway. See Photos by klarke(m): 10:27pm On Jul 20, 2017
bellenornor:
Nyack!! The maggots will escape grin
grin
Education / Re: Shalom Academy Nsukka Student Makes 9 A1s In The Just Released WAEC. by klarke(m): 8:05pm On Jul 19, 2017
Quite impressive, she has a bright future ahead of her.
#WomenEmpowerment

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Car Talk / Re: Has Anyone On Nairaland Used An Innoson Vehicle Before? What Was Your Experience by klarke(m): 1:55pm On Jul 19, 2017
Innoson Fox Saloon (IVM Fox): N3,52m

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