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RomanceRe: Do You Sleep With Clothes On? by klarke(m): 11:42pm On Apr 28, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin
CplusJason:
Do you want spider to lick my balls?


Not to talk of that evil cat smiling at me when I'm nakked


Please i can't.
SportsRe: 3-Year-Old Jay Jay Okocha Holding A Football (Throwback) by klarke(m): 2:58pm On Apr 20, 2017
okocha is the best 10 this country has ever produced period
RomanceTwo Men Stage Fake Proposal To Catch Their Cheating Girlfriend by klarke(op): 2:18pm On Apr 20, 2017
Two men who discovered that they were dating the same woman have teamed up to pull a prank on her .
The prank not only embarrassed her greatly , the angry young men also recorded her reaction on video .
Here ’ s how it went down:
One of the two boyfriends showed up to surprise her at the sports bar she works at . He got down on a knee to propose to her.
She felt honoured , stretched out her hand as the ring finger was positioned ready for the moment she had always dreamt about .
All the while , her co -workers cheered in delight , saying “ Oh my God!”
The kneeling boyfriend looked around nervously, and the other boyfriend walked in.
At first, the lady didn’ t react, but then she eventually figured out the scene playing out right before her .
In anger , the second boyfriend yelled out: “You had two good men ! Two good f * cking men! You f * cked it up!”
Game up . Lover girl walked out of the door , with the hitherto kneeling lover shouting after her : “ You see how you played me?”
The two men then took time to explain to the people around that they had both been dating her since November .
One of the men even claimed to have bought her a car !
see gobe!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzaSBbOtVMM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
CelebritiesRe: Liz Benson's Daughter's, Leelee, White Wedding Photos by klarke(m): 8:58am On Apr 09, 2017
Ezionye:
I love dat gown kiss
Let me buy it for you, I'll love to see how it looks on you.
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo's BBM Sex Chats With Apostle Suleman Released By Her (Photos) by klarke(m): 6:55am On Apr 09, 2017
Lame!
I can also update bbm with Rihanna then add her pic and tell you I was chatting with her all night. You would believe that too won't you?
Foreign AffairsRe: West African Forces Arrest Gambian Army General by klarke(m): 4:09pm On Jan 31, 2017
Nice move!
NYSCRe: Ilechukwu Onyinye Rocks Her NYSC Uniform (Photos) by klarke(m): 4:23pm On Jan 28, 2017
slimzypink:
i fine pass her na cheesy
I don confirm am you fine pass am, reply my DM let's talk. smiley
PoliticsHeavy Gunfire In Yobe As Army Foils Boko Haram’s Attempt To Capture Military Bas by klarke(op): 8:33am On Jan 27, 2017
There was intense exchange of gunfire in Borno on Wednesday night as a huge number of suspected Boko Haram terrorists descended on a military base in Yobe with the intention of dislodging the troops there and taking over the location.
Military insiders told PREMIUM TIMES that the terrorists stormed the military base in Kamuya at 5:30 p.m. from three different directions shooting non-stop for over 30 minutes.
Because the attack was unexpected and the terrorists were in such a large number than the officers and men at the camp, the troops initially withdrew, our sources said.

www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/221659-heavy-gunfire-yobe-army-foils-boko-harams-attempt-capture-military-base.html

PoliticsRe: Fayose Blasts Buhari, APC And Magu On AIT Today by klarke(m): 3:30am On Dec 31, 2016
Fayose is the undoing of buhari
Christianity EtcRe: Photos From THE EXPERIENCE 2016 by klarke(m): 9:48pm On Dec 03, 2016
If you are in Abuja Travis Greene will be live at House on The Rock, the Refuge, Abuja. It's just before the city gate. Time: 8 am.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Receives King Of Morrocco In Aso Rock Today by klarke(m): 5:30pm On Dec 02, 2016
ademusiwa2z:
shocked
it is considered illegal. it is considered disrespectful.

because Mr osibanjo is not a member of the royal family. Mr Osibanjo is involve in fraud. the APC is involve in fraud........

PoliticsRe: Ben Murray-bruce Mocks NCC On Data Hike In His Latest Tweet - See Reactions by klarke(m): 3:23pm On Dec 02, 2016
rheether:
This isn't fair. What will happen to my 5k subscription now?
Share it with me pretty lady smiley wink
PoliticsRe: Bagudu Hirse Kidnapped At Mamman Daura’s Home by klarke(m): 6:41pm On Nov 20, 2016
Unbelievable!!
WebmastersRe: Laila Ijeoma Gives Scholarship To 6 Kids, Visits Them In Ogoja School by klarke(m): 3:48am On Oct 31, 2016
nigconnect:
Very commendable.... but does she really need to publicize it? Well she wouldn't want to miss this opportunity to promote herself
There's a different between giving to be seen and being seen giving.
PhonesCustomer Angered By Rude Applestore Owner Buys Entire Shop & Smashes Everything by klarke(op):
Wonders shall never end!
When I'm here using this ancient iPhone 4, see what somebody did to an entire phone store.

The Chinese man had gone to a phone shop to get his iPhone fixed. Unfortunately, he was met
with was a rather defiant owner. It wasn’t clear how the exchange between the two got heated up, but the owner was reluctant to fix his phone and was heard in the video saying, .

“Fix what fix? If you have the money then buy a new phone. If you don’t, then go to another store to have it fixed.” The customer who just wanted his phone fixed did not take the store owner’s mockery well. He said: “I see you have many iPhone devices in the store. I’ll buy them all.”

Initially the workers thought he was just fooling around, nevertheless they replied saying they had 10 iPhone devices, totaling 63,000 Chinese Yuan. Little did they know that the man was actually very wealthy. He left the shop, then returned to purchase of all the iPhones.

He paid for the whole thing in cash. After buying all of the iPhone devices, he and his friend proceeded to lay them all on the floor. The shop owner apparently still arrogant, said “I don’t think you can trash my whole shop”. .
.
The young man with much gusto asked, “how much does the store cost”? To which the owner proudly said “500,000 Yuan!” Again, he paid incash and destroyed everything. At the end of
the footage, he was seen leaving the store
premises in a Roll Royce Ghost.


https://wdn.com.ng/customer-angered-rude-apple-store-owner-buys-entire-shop-smashes-everything/

Jobs/VacanciesRe: MTN Call For A Function Specific Test For Trade Marketing Officer by klarke(m): 7:22pm On Oct 29, 2016
It's gate crashing allowed?
Jokes EtcRe: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by klarke(m): 8:40am On Oct 24, 2016
princemillla:
The full meaning of (I AM FINISHED)

When you lock the door to kill a snake and NEPA just take the light

You are done!
I'll use touch na
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole And Iara At The Coronation Of The Oba Of Benin (Photos) by klarke(m): 9:34am On Oct 22, 2016
rosieflower2:
Dis woman is so pretty
You are not bad yourself, you look good wink
Christianity EtcRe: I Am A Muslim But I Love Jesus — Emir Sanusi by klarke(m): 8:15pm On Oct 16, 2016
mustymatic:
What do you take him, a god or a son of god, or other
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, so that WHOSOEVER believEs in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.
CelebritiesRe: Yvette Meurer On MTN & Diamond Bank Advert by klarke(m): 6:20pm On Oct 16, 2016
She fine sha
Christianity EtcRe: How Well Did I Understand Grace Before I Understood Grace? - Paul Ellis by klarke(m): 2:51pm On Oct 02, 2016
chiefolododo:
I am not too sure whether or not I have seen GRACE
Keep looking, when you see it you'll surely know. It's there and like the OP said, it's huge. Indeed, its very gigantic!
RomanceRe: My Fiance Is Leaving Me , Cause I Let Out My Painful And Biggest Secrets To Him by klarke(m): 11:15pm On Sep 26, 2016
Cutehector:
Well, cry to God and beg for forgiveness. Acknoledged u have sinned and be sorry for it. Fast and pray. He will forgive you.
You don't need to fast and pray before God forgives you. The price for your sins has already been past in FULL. Accept Jesus as you Lord and person Saviou is you haven't yet. If you have ask Him for forgiveness He'll surely forgive you.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji At 36: I Can't Wait To Finally Start Having Regular Sex by klarke(m): 7:06pm On Sep 19, 2016
I love this lady for her dogedness, principles and natural beauty and for the fact that she loves God. Linda you're an amazing woman and I pray God brings that incredible guy to you. Keep succeeding and keep inspiring your works. HBD
Christianity EtcRe: Post A Praise Giving Thanks To God Almighty - See Mine - Pictures by klarke(m): 5:02pm On Sep 11, 2016
It's a great day to be alive!
You're beautiful in holiness,
My burden bearer,
My way maker,
My water walker...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Get A CV Template Here!!! by klarke(m): 8:03pm On Sep 06, 2016
Pls I need it. Send to this address:
justiceeziokwu@gmail.com
Thank you
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Tweeted On Mark Zuckerberg's Visit To Nigeria & Got This Reply by klarke(m): 11:52am On Aug 31, 2016
deb303:
9ja..make Una chill na
Qualer:
we are chilled grin grin grin almost freezing sef! love your hair though!
Me na your nose I love wink
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Tweeted On Mark Zuckerberg's Visit To Nigeria & Got This Reply by klarke(m): 11:44am On Aug 31, 2016
Mrsprof:
Lol. But na true the follower talk na.
person wey God don bless, E don bless. There's nothing anyone can do abt it.
CelebritiesRe: Daniella Okeke Poses With Baby Lion (photos) by klarke(m): 1:57pm On Aug 30, 2016
wellstryme:
See as the lion is looking sad
The baby lion be like "stop touching me"
Wait make em mama catch you.
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Need To Make Heaven Your Primary Concern by klarke(m): 11:40am On Aug 21, 2016
FearGodAndLive:
There's really no choice. You shouldn't make up tales in your head and claim people have a choice to believe or not. That's nonsense.

You claim there's a heaven? Have you been there? Where is it? What goes on there? Why is death the only way to reach its gates?
What do you know?
There is far more to this life, this physical world than meets the eye.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Apologises To Mayowa Ahmed's Family: "#SaveMayowa Wasn't A Scam" by klarke(m): 2:16pm On Aug 14, 2016
pweetixandy:
why do pple hate Linda...why so much hate. it takes a lot of humility to actually apologize and I love Linda more for this. Linda made a mistake which only shows that she is human, like you and I smiley God help Mayowa
So far this is the only sensible post I've read in this thread. We all make mistakes, it takes humility to accept you're wrong and apologize. Kudos Linda
SportsRe: Egyptian Judoka Loses To Israeli, Refuses To Shake Hands (photo/video) by klarke(m): 11:57pm On Aug 12, 2016
God bless Israel!

CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Adeboye Over Marriage Advice: U're A Lunatic & Trashy Man by klarke(m): 10:14pm On Aug 03, 2016
ClassCaptain:
I thought she retired sad

Kemi is a sick individual.... The ignorant woman is on nairaland sef.....

I know u are seeing this aunty gwegwegwe
Aunty gwegwegwe!!
Buahahahaha!!! I no fit laugh.

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