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Celebrities / Re: Headies 2019: Tacha, Mercy Or Toke Makinwa, Who Is Your Best Dressed? (Photos) by klarke(m): 12:36pm On Oct 20, 2019
Mercy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Imo Election Tribunal Dismisses Two Petitions Against Ihedioha by klarke(m): 6:10pm On Sep 21, 2019
Ihedioha is a goal!!
Crime / Re: Man Killed In Ilile Imo State By Unknown Gunmen (Graphic Photos) by klarke(m): 1:48pm On Aug 23, 2019
Terrible....I wonder what those soldiers stationed there were doing?

Are they not part of the killers?
Politics / Re: President Buhari And Osinbajo Laughing In The Office (Photo) by klarke(m): 1:01pm On Jun 13, 2019
I think they are laughing at Atiku embarassed
Atiku may have the last laugh if he wins at the tribunal. I don't know sha. My own be say make naija better.
Romance / For My Lovely Ladies In The House by klarke(m): 8:36am On Apr 23, 2019
Hi Ladies, what is the most romantic thing your husband/boyfriend has ever said to you. Share it with us to celebrate your love.

Politics / Re: INEC Chairman Teaches Nigerians How To Vote, Handle Ballot Papers (video) by klarke(m): 11:48am On Feb 12, 2019
As we approach the 2019 general elections, the chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, Prof. Mahmood Yakubu, took out time to teach and demonstrate how to properly handle ones ballot paper after voting.

With the aide of photos displayed on the commission’s twitter handle, INEC, demonstrated how an electorate can vote to avoid being disqualified.

See photos below >>https://www.mynigeriastudent.com/Thread-INEC-chairman-teaches-Nigerians-how-to-vote-handle-ballot-papers-Video
What about "guvernotorial"? grin
Politics / Re: INEC Chairman Teaches Nigerians How To Vote, Handle Ballot Papers (video) by klarke(m): 11:47am On Feb 12, 2019
Watch Video HERE
What about "guvernotorial"? grin

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Culture / Re: About Iwa Akwa Festival (Igbo Initiation Into Manhood) by klarke(m): 11:00am On Feb 04, 2019

Iwa Akwa Festival (Initiation Into Manhood)

Iwa Akwa in progress. Photo credit: Susan Duru

The Iwa Akwa festival is one of the most cherished cultural celebrations of the Imo State axis of Igbo Land, Nigeria. It is a ceremony ceremony that initiates young boys into manhood.

It used to be more widespread in times past, encompassing more areas of Igbo Land. But today, it is still passionately celebrated every 3 years by some communities that have faithfully held the torch on behalf of Ndigbo.

These communities include:

Umuezeala nsu
Umuakagu Nsu,
Umunumu Nsu

Alike Obowu

Ihitte Umuike


You didn't add my community, Amainyinta

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Politics / Re: EFCC Reveals When Ganduje Will Be Arrested (Photo) by klarke(m): 12:03am On Feb 02, 2019
Yeeeebooo bastrises , isn't that wgha every person has said to them when they keep shouting Ganduje up anddown??

FYI ThiefYose was declared wanted the second day pdp lost elections to Fayemi

but unlike thiefno melair hr reported to EFCC a week after m there was no siege or shouts
Typical Yoruba Muslim

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Politics / Re: Photos From Atiku Abubakar’s Campaign In Ebonyi State by klarke(m): 11:35pm On Feb 01, 2019
Atiku for Nigeria!


Celebrities / Re: Toyin Abraham Shares Her Throwback Photo (Before & After) by klarke(m): 5:10pm On Dec 23, 2018
Politics / Re: Buhari, Osinbajo’s Absence At Slain Soldiers’ Burial Unacceptable - Atiku by klarke(m): 10:35pm On Dec 15, 2018
Atiku Is becoming too petty for my liking. I can assure you he will come last in the presidential debate
Stick to reading comments alone my friend! So talking about the slain soldiers is petty abi, do you know what their families and friends are going through now?
What is wrong with these people sef...?

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Phones / Re: Which Cool Phone Can I Get For N35,000? by klarke(m): 1:32pm On Sep 27, 2018
A lot! Just make sure it packs at least 2GB of RAM and if it can be Xiaomi or Gionee.

See http://7rl.in/jAnd for latest Android phones and how much they sell on jumia.

I recommend Gionee x1s if you can up your budget to 38k
Stay away from unknown brands (and I don't normally recommend tecno and infinix).
Seconded. Or you go for Gionee x1, it comes with 2GB RAM, 16GB Memory, 8Mega pixel cameras front and back, finger print security, etc
Politics / Re: Nura Iliyasu In DSS Custody After Climbing Mast To Protest Against Buhari - Deji by klarke(m): 12:06am On Sep 16, 2018
As far as the news is from deji is a fake news.
But if it is true,
He should be there till next year except he name his sponsor.
Just imagine the corrupt hungry guy saying thief saraki is what he want,
What a shame?
And the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of bia-fra terrorist are applauding the jobless lazy guy as their hero.
Shame on you and your pay masters!!!
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Osinbajo Recognises Beneficiary Of The Market Moni by klarke(m): 12:58pm On Aug 23, 2018
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Osinbajo Recognises Beneficiary Of The Market Moni by klarke(m): 12:48pm On Aug 23, 2018
Great man.

Best combo, Buhari-Osinbajo.

No, it should have been Osibanjo-Buhari.
But it's too late now.
Read the hand writing on the wall:


This is the interpretation of each word:
MENE: God has numbered your kingdom, and finished it;
TEKEL: You have been weighed in the balances, and found wanting;
UPHARSIN: Your kingdom has been divided, and given to...
TV/Movies / Re: TStv Laments Fierce Battle With Competitors by klarke(m): 12:13pm On Aug 23, 2018
Anything battle that did not kill you will make you stronger that you were.


Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji's Face As Her Baby Kicks (Photos) by klarke(m): 12:16pm On Aug 20, 2018
Odiegwu, Odiegwu! How many African women get strength 2 rock heels in heavy pregnancy like dis? she is decieving herself as d@ does not look like live baby bump. Na who never carry pragnacy b4 she go kid. no single fat on her face & body 2 show d@ she is pregnant.
Haters, leave her alone. You must not comment anytime you see Linda pregnancy news. Try to rejoice with others when they're rejoicing rather than hating.
Phones / Gionee X1 by klarke(m): 11:05am On Jul 19, 2018
Hi guys, I plan to buy this phone in a couple of days. The price and spec seems right but I don't know anything about it's performance. Has anyone here used the phone or is using it currently, pls I will like to hear about your experience with it. Thank you
Politics / Re: Majority Of Nigerians Love Buhari, Forget Social Media Critics –femi Adesina by klarke(m): 8:33pm On Jul 07, 2018
Femi Adesina, Special Adviser to President Muhammadu Buhari on Media has stated that majority of Nigerians were solidly behind his boss.

He also dismissed rants against Buhari by social media users, calling them “minority”.

Adesina told Thisday that his job as Buhari’s spokesman gives him fulfillment because the president is “making a difference” in the country.

“For me, it gives me a sense of fulfillment that I’m working with a man that is making a difference in Nigeria,” he said.

“Everyday, I take the challenges as they come. Don’t mind the vocal minority who have access to social media and traditional media and say all sorts of things.
Dreamer, keep dreaming

“They are a vocal minority but the majority of Nigerians are with him, and the polls will show it.”

Adesina has come under criticisms several times, the most recent being his comment that people should give out their land to avoid being killed.

Adesina said this in reaction to the challenge being faced by the government in acquiring land to build ranches for herdsmen.

But he explained that he defends the actions of the Buhari administration because he has an “inside knowledge” of happenings.

“What I’ve noticed is that some people do not like people who can hold their own. When you can hold your own, they say its arrogance. I think it is just that I can hold my own”.

“Anything that you come with, I can always defend because I am part of the administration and I have inside knowledge.

“So, if you come with something that is not true, I can always debunk it. If anybody sees that as being arrogant or cocky, I can’t help it. But ‘cocky and arrogant’ I don’t think so. I am not.”

Foreign Affairs / Re: See The Official State Cars Of Some Of The World's Most Powerful People by klarke(m): 10:22am On Jul 02, 2018
What about Israel?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina; Ifeanyi Ubah Arrives St. Petersburg In Style (Photos) by klarke(m): 9:41pm On Jun 25, 2018
I will give two people 50k tomorrow if super Eagles beat Argentina.

Just quote my moniker with your account number. I'll credit the first two account numbers. GO EAGLES!

Celebrities / Re: Ralph Uwazuruike Visits Kanayo O Kanayo Over Election (Photos) by klarke(m): 7:16pm On Jun 18, 2018
Kanayo O Kanayo
Man wey sabi

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Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo Joins FIFA Legends In Russia, See His Wife's Reaction (Photos) by klarke(m): 8:52am On Jun 14, 2018
What of Jay Jay? sad

Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Delivers Harvard Class Speech: Becomes The First African by klarke(m): 10:15pm On May 25, 2018
A very beautiful speech it is.


Politics / Re: Dignitaries At Ndigbo Summit On Restructuring In Awka (Photos) by klarke(m): 3:42pm On May 23, 2018
It is indeed a roll call of who is who
Politics / Re: "Buhari And Osinbajo Are Like Codeine And Tramadol" - Reno Omokri by klarke(m): 11:52pm On May 11, 2018
Crime / Re: Man Runs Mad In Lekki Lagos, Comes Out Of A Moving Car Unclad by klarke(m): 10:36pm On May 05, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels At Igbinedion University, Slays In Short Tight Dress by klarke(m): 10:45am On Apr 06, 2018
She's getting fat and ugly....

Which kind letter I stand near her so?

Who be that one wey stand near her wey resemble cigar wey dem use vex march

You can never please people
You get fat they complain, you slim down they whine.
Just be yourself and be happy

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