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chocolateme:
my sweetheart, hope u gallant

GodpunishBuhari:
Adim okay.. have a nice weekend

Okay! Lovebirds don't derail the thread!!
Add your own experience

Today's kids are so spoilt that they don't know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:
1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing while the elders are seated
5. Sitting while the elders stand
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder
8. Not replying back to an elder
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished
11. Not greeting visitors
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset
16. Eating at the neighbour's home
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly
22. Eating too quickly
23. Eating too much
24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up
25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
26.Stumbling and falling when walking...

Feel free to add yours..........

Zenzu01:
The Greatest Prophet ever is Jesus Christ...
1. He did all what other prophets had done.
2. He also did what other prophets couldn't do
3. He is the only way to the Father.
4. He has the key of death with Him

He is just super.
How many likes for the King of kings

He is not a prophet, He is the Son of God;
He is God in human form.

chocolateme:
Ok but how do they infect people? By biting or what?

Contact with body fluid or droppings of infected rats or persons.

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Pls let the moderators do the needful.

Nice, pls forward to saphiretony@gmail.com

Nigeria’s ex-President, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, has been selected for honour by the Diplomatic Circles in Geneva, Switzerland.
Jonathan, who is being honoured for his democratic credentials and “upholding human rights in Africa” becomes the first African President to be so honoured.
He is to receive his honour on Thursday, January 21, 2016 at the group’s annual dinner in Geneva, Switzerland.
The Diplomatic Circle, which is a group of diplomats globally, have also scheduled Dr. Jonathan to deliver a keynote address at the event.
Earlier in the year, a public policy organisation on African affairs, the Africa Political and Economic Strategic Center (AFRIPOL) had also nominated Dr. Goodluck Jonathan for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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CBW Nigeria needs confident Marketing Partners to manage its operations in Lagos.

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Applicants for full time or part time positions must possess a minimum of five credits WAEC or an NCE, OND, HND or Bsc in any discipline.

1. Good communication skills.
‎ 
2. Self motivated and goal oriented.

3. Ability to build relationships with people across board.
4. Passion for continually exceeding objectives.

Applicants should send their CVs to email: uwahzz@yahoo.com 
Or send their details [ Name, area location in Lagos, Qualification, Contract position applied for and gsm number] to the following numbers.

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wheredemdey:
Pls show or share with us a place in the Holy book where masturbation was mentioned as a sin....

Kindly oblige as we are waiting.

Regards

If fornication is such a sin that the bible says FLEE! Is it masturbation that it'll condone. Jesus said in Matt 5:28 "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart"

Make una no kill Persin with laff o!!!

Those who have done the assessment, what are the questions like pls....and what's the dress code?

Those who have written, what are the questions like? I'm writing tomorrow in abuja.

How did you send your cv, pls

Live pics from ph

This is serious!!! Na so Arab spring take start

Tolex thank you for posting the job advert.
So you're saying the email should be titled as: ‘SCS - tractors- r-us’ ?

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temi4fash:
I was among the ones dmainman sent to.....

d only help i can render nau is for guys to Quote this post &in the evening when m free i will forward to every one who Quotes it.. i tink i can do dat dis weekend

Mr op i hope m allowed to do sir....

Pls send to this email: saphiretony@gmail.com, thanks.

In 1979, the then senate leader, Abubakar Olusola Saraki who happens to be the father of the current senate president was one of the senantors who screened Audu Ogbe as minister. Thirty six years later Bukola Saraki will be screening the same man his father screened as minister, aren't there young people from Benue state? i am not from benue, but i think this is an error. Its only a mad man who keeps doing same thing and still expects new result.

hi guys,
thanks for all the contributions. i did the strengths assessment five days ago and got the following mail:

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Your Strengths are a close match to the profile we look for and we would like to invite you to the next stage of our selection process. The next step is for you to complete our Abstract and Numerical Reasoning Assessments.

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since then i haven't heard anything from them. Is there anything i need to do other than to wait?

Nice one

ccaramel:
Jeez. Got a 22 hr flight tomorrow. why did I open this?

relax, you'll have a safe flight

Sept 28th not 27th, its tomorrow morning...

khatea:
Here we go y'all. Can we get one of us who resides in Abj to help us draft a detailed letter containing our plight and submit to the Presido's office? The letter should be written on behalf of Us all

For those who mentioned berekete radio, I got dis no (08033221149) from their site, I called it, it rang buh no one picked up d fone to answer d call. Sum of us can try calling dem too. My suggestions tho #peace#

I dunno y we seem too quiet on dis, sum of us had put all his/her hope on d job n might even go as far as hurting him/hersef due to d silence from FMTI & its cabals

This is a good idea.

Mr Audu, may God bless you for your selfless service. I just sent my cv to your Gmail account. Thanks

benzion72:
That is exactly the way I felt when I got Executive trainee job with a bank in 2001. I resumed 24th December, 2001. Here are my unsolicited advise for you. You don't need to pay a dime for it. Get the book The richest man in Babylon. It major advise is to save 10 percent of your income, invest another 10 percent and give a tithe of 10 percent. I will advice you invest 40 percent of your income in anything that will give you financial freedom and landed property is the best for now. You don't need to go to Lekki go to Mowe Ofada redeem. Intact if I were you I will invest little in electronics, phones etc because they change with time. It reminds me of my BlackBerry Bold 1. Brand new one then cost N110,000 today it is less than 10k. That money can get me an hacter of land in Ibadan 8 plot then and today I would have resold it at least 300k per plot 7 years after. Have an alternative plan called plan B. Wish best of luck

An honest advice....

musKeeto:
The Jewish Carpenter has nothing to do with me and never died for me. If I ever need salvation from anything, it definitely wont be coming from a cross at a place called Golgotha. Nobody send am work. I can take care of my self. Apparently better than he took care of himself.

It's Ok, if that's your decision. I'm very sure you'll live to regret it. But then, it's your choice... Gudnite

musKeeto:
Better worship a god that loves crackers. Not the one that became his own Son and killed himself. For himself .

Jesus didn't die for Himself, He died for YOU because He loves you. Even though you are making ridicule of Him He still loves you. isn't that awesome? Think about it.

This is exactly what happened in Jos call center, where that Satanic Adebayo guy and his demonic sidekick called Ajiga. It got to a point we couldn't take it anymore. We mobilized all CCR's and marched the city of Jos in protest, I cannot forget May 1, 2012. We shut down the call center for 90 solid days while the protest raged until they agreed to talk. When they couldn't stand the heat, MTN ran to the press and announced the shut down of the Call Centre due to "insecurity" according to them. MTN is their partner in crime in all these. I have NEVER for one day regretted participating in that protest, INJURY TO ONE IS INJURY TO ALL. Nigerian youths, its time to wake up, stop complaining and take action. Otherwise this nonsense will linger.

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