Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,194,314 members, 7,954,258 topics. Date: Friday, 20 September 2024 at 03:32 PM

Klarke's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Klarke's Profile / Klarke's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (of 14 pages)

Religion / Re: Top Seven Awesome Prophets And Their Lifestyle In The Bible by klarke(m): 3:17pm On Jan 31, 2016
Zenzu01:
The Greatest Prophet ever is Jesus Christ...
1. He did all what other prophets had done.
2. He also did what other prophets couldn't do
3. He is the only way to the Father.
4. He has the key of death with Him

He is just super.
How many likes for the King of kings

He is not a prophet, He is the Son of God;
He is God in human form.

3 Likes

Health / Re: Emergency Numbers To Call Concerning Lassa Fever by klarke(m): 11:09pm On Jan 22, 2016
chocolateme:
Ok but how do they infect people? By biting or what?

Contact with body fluid or droppings of infected rats or persons.
Health / Emergency Numbers To Call Concerning Lassa Fever by klarke(m): 10:48pm On Jan 22, 2016
The Centers for Disease Control and prevention (CDC) has rolled out some emergency numbers to call concerning Lassa fever cases or info.

097 000 010
097 000 011
097 000 012
097 000 013
097 000 014
097 000 015
097 000 016
097 000 017
097 000 018
097 000 019

Pls let the moderators do the needful.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 500+ Interview Q&a - Mother Of All Giveaways by klarke(m): 10:06pm On Dec 29, 2015
Nice, pls forward to saphiretony@gmail.com
Politics / by klarke(m): 3:35am On Dec 21, 2015

10 Likes 1 Share

Politics / Goodluck Jonathan, 1st African President To Be Honoured By Diplomatic Circles by klarke(m): 11:26pm On Dec 07, 2015
Nigeria’s ex-President, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, has been selected for honour by the Diplomatic Circles in Geneva, Switzerland.
Jonathan, who is being honoured for his democratic credentials and “upholding human rights in Africa” becomes the first African President to be so honoured.
He is to receive his honour on Thursday, January 21, 2016 at the group’s annual dinner in Geneva, Switzerland.
The Diplomatic Circle, which is a group of diplomats globally, have also scheduled Dr. Jonathan to deliver a keynote address at the event.
Earlier in the year, a public policy organisation on African affairs, the Africa Political and Economic Strategic Center (AFRIPOL) had also nominated Dr. Goodluck Jonathan for the Nobel Peace Prize.

https://web.facebook.com/ForwardNG/?fref=photo

Cc: lalasticlala

3 Likes 1 Share

Politics / by klarke(m): 11:15pm On Dec 07, 2015
Jobs/Vacancies / CBW Nigeria Recruitment by klarke(m): 2:44pm On Nov 24, 2015
CBW Nigeria needs confident Marketing Partners to manage its operations in Lagos.

POSITION:  ‎  Marketing Partners

LOCATION:   Lagos

CONTRACT TYPE: Full Time/ Part Time

BENEFITS: Good remuneration. Other benefits include transport allowance, Insurance, Education Grant.


JOB DESCRIPTION: 

1. Product marketing and distribution.

2. Marketing Partners (MP) will manage the marketing of products through collaboration/cooperation with fellow MP to achieve product distribution, customer retention and revenue growth. 


ENTRY REQUIREMENTS

Applicants for full time or part time positions must possess a minimum of five credits WAEC or an NCE, OND, HND or Bsc in any discipline.

1. Good communication skills.
‎ 
2. Self motivated and goal oriented.

3. Ability to build relationships with people across board.
4. Passion for continually exceeding objectives.

Applicants should send their CVs to email: uwahzz@yahoo.com 
Or send their details [ Name, area location in Lagos, Qualification, Contract position applied for and gsm number] to the following numbers.

08170141910, 08120737445.
Religion / Re: 7 Sins That Lead To Self-destruction: Christians Must Avoid. by klarke(m): 2:59pm On Nov 22, 2015
wheredemdey:


Pls show or share with us a place in the Holy book where masturbation was mentioned as a sin....

Kindly oblige as we are waiting.

Regards

If fornication is such a sin that the bible says FLEE! Is it masturbation that it'll condone. Jesus said in Matt 5:28 "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart"
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Story Caused By Malpractice by klarke(m): 4:45pm On Nov 21, 2015
Make una no kill Persin with laff o!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Entry Level Inventory Analyst In An Oil And Gas Firm by klarke(m): 5:08am On Nov 21, 2015
Those who have done the assessment, what are the questions like pls....and what's the dress code?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Entry Level Inventory Analyst In An Oil And Gas Firm by klarke(m): 11:55pm On Nov 20, 2015
Those who have written, what are the questions like? I'm writing tomorrow in abuja.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ccsnl Call Center Representative Test Invite by klarke(m): 10:11pm On Nov 20, 2015
How did you send your cv, pls
Politics / Re: Nigeria Protests Over Biafra Activist's Arrest - BBC by klarke(m): 8:51pm On Nov 10, 2015
Live pics from ph

Politics / Re: Nigeria Protests Over Biafra Activist's Arrest - BBC by klarke(m): 8:50pm On Nov 10, 2015
This is serious!!! Na so Arab spring take start

2 Likes 1 Share

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy For A Sales Customer Service Executive (power Tools & Equipment) – 1 Pos by klarke(m): 6:46pm On Oct 23, 2015
Tolex thank you for posting the job advert.
So you're saying the email should be titled as: ‘SCS - tractors- r-us’ ?
Politics / Re: Who Was The Best Screened Minister Today??? by klarke(m): 6:14pm On Oct 13, 2015
Reading comments
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Final Free Dragnet GSE Past Questions And Answers ( Old And New Package) by klarke(m): 4:24pm On Oct 11, 2015
temi4fash:
I was among the ones dmainman sent to.....

d only help i can render nau is for guys to Quote this post &in the evening when m free i will forward to every one who Quotes it.. i tink i can do dat dis weekend

Mr op i hope m allowed to do sir....

Pls send to this email: saphiretony@gmail.com, thanks.
Politics / Re: List Of States Yet To Get Ministerial Nominees by klarke(m): 4:58pm On Oct 06, 2015
In 1979, the then senate leader, Abubakar Olusola Saraki who happens to be the father of the current senate president was one of the senantors who screened Audu Ogbe as minister. Thirty six years later Bukola Saraki will be screening the same man his father screened as minister, aren't there young people from Benue state? i am not from benue, but i think this is an error. Its only a mad man who keeps doing same thing and still expects new result.

1 Like

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Standard Chartered Bank 2016 International Graduate Programme In Nigeria by klarke(m): 10:29pm On Oct 05, 2015
hi guys,
thanks for all the contributions. i did the strengths assessment five days ago and got the following mail:

Thank you for completing the Online Strengths Assessment. You will have received your Superpower Report via email outlining your strengths and how you can maximise them.

Your Strengths are a close match to the profile we look for and we would like to invite you to the next stage of our selection process. The next step is for you to complete our Abstract and Numerical Reasoning Assessments.

You will receive a separate link to complete these assessments in the next few days.

Many thanks,

Graduate Talent Acquisition Team
Standard Chartered


since then i haven't heard anything from them. Is there anything i need to do other than to wait?
Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba Applauds Comedian Chuks D General, Commends His Creativity! (photos) by klarke(m): 9:12pm On Sep 29, 2015
Nice one
Science/Technology / Re: Plane Crashes Caused By Pilot Error & Some Facts About Flying (Graphic Photos) by klarke(m): 9:06pm On Sep 29, 2015
ccaramel:
Jeez. Got a 22 hr flight tomorrow. angry angry why did I open this?

smiley relax, you'll have a safe flight
Science/Technology / Re: 5 Things To Know About The Supermoon (lunar Eclipse) by klarke(m): 11:17pm On Sep 27, 2015
Sept 28th not 27th, its tomorrow morning...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: G-invest Exam by klarke(m): 4:30pm On Sep 02, 2015
khatea:
Here we go y'all. Can we get one of us who resides in Abj to help us draft a detailed letter containing our plight and submit to the Presido's office? The letter should be written on behalf of Us all

For those who mentioned berekete radio, I got dis no (08033221149) from their site, I called it, it rang buh no one picked up d fone to answer d call. Sum of us can try calling dem too. My suggestions tho #peace#

I dunno y we seem too quiet on dis, sum of us had put all his/her hope on d job n might even go as far as hurting him/hersef due to d silence from FMTI & its cabals


This is a good idea.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Urgent Recruitment. by klarke(m): 9:31am On Aug 28, 2015
Mr Audu, may God bless you for your selfless service. I just sent my cv to your Gmail account. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Three Years Of Unemployment Ended by klarke(m): 2:11am On Aug 27, 2015
benzion72:

That is exactly the way I felt when I got Executive trainee job with a bank in 2001. I resumed 24th December, 2001. Here are my unsolicited advise for you. You don't need to pay a dime for it. Get the book The richest man in Babylon. It major advise is to save 10 percent of your income, invest another 10 percent and give a tithe of 10 percent. I will advice you invest 40 percent of your income in anything that will give you financial freedom and landed property is the best for now. You don't need to go to Lekki go to Mowe Ofada redeem. Intact if I were you I will invest little in electronics, phones etc because they change with time. It reminds me of my BlackBerry Bold 1. Brand new one then cost N110,000 today it is less than 10k. That money can get me an hacter of land in Ibadan 8 plot then and today I would have resold it at least 300k per plot 7 years after. Have an alternative plan called plan B. Wish best of luck

An honest advice....
Culture / Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by klarke(m): 12:40am On Aug 25, 2015
musKeeto:

The Jewish Carpenter has nothing to do with me and never died for me. If I ever need salvation from anything, it definitely wont be coming from a cross at a place called Golgotha. Nobody send am work. I can take care of my self. Apparently better than he took care of himself.

It's Ok, if that's your decision. I'm very sure you'll live to regret it. But then, it's your choice... Gudnite

1 Like

Culture / Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by klarke(m): 11:09pm On Aug 24, 2015
musKeeto:
Better worship a god that loves crackers. Not the one that became his own Son and killed himself. For himself .


Jesus didn't die for Himself, He died for YOU because He loves you. Even though you are making ridicule of Him He still loves you. isn't that awesome? Think about it.
Career / Re: MTN Call Center -mayfair Garden By Cnssl/ison Bpo by klarke(m): 5:12am On Aug 18, 2015
This is exactly what happened in Jos call center, where that Satanic Adebayo guy and his demonic sidekick called Ajiga. It got to a point we couldn't take it anymore. We mobilized all CCR's and marched the city of Jos in protest, I cannot forget May 1, 2012. We shut down the call center for 90 solid days while the protest raged until they agreed to talk. When they couldn't stand the heat, MTN ran to the press and announced the shut down of the Call Centre due to "insecurity" according to them. MTN is their partner in crime in all these. I have NEVER for one day regretted participating in that protest, INJURY TO ONE IS INJURY TO ALL. Nigerian youths, its time to wake up, stop complaining and take action. Otherwise this nonsense will linger.

Say no to modern day slavery #CNSSLSLAVERY

2 Likes 2 Shares

Fashion / Re: Photo: How Can She Put On This On Her Wedding Day Nitori Olorun!!! by klarke(m): 7:55pm On Aug 16, 2015
BabyDaddy20:
The most foolish set of people on earth are the Nigerians.
If you wear trouser, you will be labelled an ashawo.
If a female wears some shirts/dress that reveals your cleavages, They will say you dey look for guys wey go fucckk you.
This is the happiest day of her life, do you want her to dress like the Jehovah witness members or the Deeper Life sisters ??


so because it's her happiest day she should go unclad abi. Haba Oga reason am nah. moderation a virtue.
Politics / Buhari's Spartan Discipline Already Yielding Result- Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon by klarke(m): 6:25pm On Aug 16, 2015
President Buhari has left no one in doubt-except of course incorrigible political Philistines and revanchists-that he has set his hands on the plough and no political Jupiter can stop him now from cleansing the Augean stable and navigating the ship of the Nigerian state from Bermuda Triangle. He has demonstrated a diaphanous commitment to pulverize the monster of corruption by not just vacuous sloganeering as it was in the past, but has announced a willingness to begin an epic prosecution of economic vandals. The constitution of a Presidential Advisory Committee against corruption, headed by the fiery and no nonsense Professor Itse Sagay, is a further demonstration of his commitment.
I simply don’t understand what they mean by sluggishness. Mr President met a country in a state of economic phlebotomy, social anomie, moral putrescence and political erebusism. Was he supposed to have, against this background, begin to take precipitate steps bordering on the harum scarum just to satiate the dramatic proclivities of those who lightly cogitate that Nigeria is a political cinematography? No no no.
Fixing the Nigerian economy just now requires systematic methodology,a sangfroid disposition and a calculative mind as cool as cucumber. His shuttle diplomacy to rally Nigeria’s neighbours and the international community at regional and global levels are already paying off in the war against Boko Haram. His spartan discipline and respect for the rule of law, especially on fiscal matters, are already yielding positive mileage for the economy. Nigerians are used to theatrics and histrionics but President Buhari is not a man of theatre and drama.He is a man of few words but much action.
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/buharis-spartan-discipline-already-yielding-result-obahiagbon/

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stanbic IBTC Is Currently Recruiting by klarke(m): 10:44am On Jul 09, 2015
Taiwoaremu:

I got the invite as well. I applied for personal
banker role few days ago. I will advice u check ur
email sent messages (mail sent to
pbbresourcing@stambicibtc.com) for u to know
the role u v applied for All the best

I applied for personal banker too, no invite yet. Whe did u receive d invite?

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (of 14 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 44
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.