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gypsey:
but there is nothing like bursting nyash! in the UK jail, trust me i know! no one goes near any one in UK jail. the only thing that's a problem in UK jail is Gang wars, drugs taking and muslim radicalism.

guy correct , because considering the present economic hardships and hustling in Nigeria , if you put me for UK jail oboy na vacation na me go for be that ooo, when I come back I go still fresh pass some niggas in Nigeria. If you a nigeria hustling guy, no jail in UK can shake you because na jail we de for here self.

I like I said I hate religion , because they told us women put on trouser is a sin , we took it hook line and sinker, but if you search u bible you will see that the bible never said skirt is for women, nor did the bible said trouser is for men so where do you see that women wearing trouser is a sin. If trouser is a sin for women , let's think it this way the short version of trouser is pants , and both men and women wear pant. Wearing pants too is a sin , since it involve puting your legs inside two separate parts. Religious people

brainpulse:
As far as I am concerned, there is no single legitimate rich Ipob or biafrain. From frauds to drug trafficking to fake products and armed robberies.

yoruba youth no de steal abi , please stop all this nosense talk .

divinehand2003:
These criminal elements should stop making it difficult for other innocent Nigerians with true intentions from being granted visas overseas.

who your true intention elp self guy make una look up, you are speaking for your self , if you truely have good intention use it here in Nigeria, abroad don't need your good intention OK. Stay in your father's land.

Okoroawusa:
These ppl wld nt stop embarrassing us abroad.

who you help for abroad , men they hustle you de say make dem no embarrass you for abroad , make we gather spill this country , then we go gather repair am.

12345baba:
na your nyash go hear am for oyibo jail. The gays go take burst your ass eh. Pile go dey worry u three times a day

guy forget that thin ee , if they burst my Nash be too go burst there own too na, na Nijja we be now, we no go carry last

dljbd1:
Hello friends,

I and my fiancee have just begun wedding plans which is slated for the 1st quarter in 2018.
We thought of having it on a beach in Lagos. Though it is not compulsory that it must be beach-things as we are not in the super rich group And if we must cut cost we will probably have to cut the number of guests .
We don't have to invite the whole world you know

So anyways, I have gathered a few contacts and made a few calls but non has been productive so I thought I should consult with you guys.

In an estimate, how much would it cost to organize a beach party for at least a 100 guest in Lagos.

I understand I may have to consider the following:

1. Location (I'd prefer somewhere close to the VI - we don't want to go as far as Cotonou or Lome )
2. Rental space
3. Feeding service (it may be cheaper sorting this personally though)
4. Rent of canopies and chairs

Please, kindly add any I may have missed as this is my first wedding - lolz....
Also I won't mind you guys dropping hints on how to make it as simple and cost effective as possible. I am totally opened to suggestions.

I also need guidance on how to begin the process as well.

Thank you guys.

guy go village pay her bride price OK that's all u need, then give me the rest of money make I take start business in 2yrs I will pay double.who beach party elp, people like you go get poor people for your extended family ooo, u no go help them, make them pray for you, since your money to long.

My baby mama , come bit me , I come die , lol very funny , well it only happen to all this ajebuta children , not packo guys like us , three of them can not withstand me. Woman bit me . him no date his size be that, na over load kill am

efighter:
Typical IPOB youth.

my guy lock up, am not an IPOB youth OK. Just speaking my mind. You are talking like a typical Yoruba youth.

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this exactly the truth most pastors have replaced power by motivational speaking.

ChangeIsCostant:
A jailed Nigerian smuggler who imported drugs worth millions of pounds into the UK has landed in more trouble after being ordered to hand over £1.2m or have seven years added to his sentence. A judge told Patrick Udensi, 36, from North London, to pay the sum after National Crime Agency (NCA) officers discovered he had valuable assets in Nigeria.

Nigerian national Udensi is serving a 15-year prison sentence after smuggling parcels of cocaine and cannabis with street value of £1.8m to addresses in North London.

He laundered the proceeds of his crimes by buying car parts in the UK and shipping them to Nigeria where they were sold on the open market on his behalf.

According to a report by the National Crime Agency (NCA), If he fails to pay cash equal to the value of his Nigerian assets, which the NCA successfully argued in court were the benefit of a criminal lifestyle, he will have seven years and six months added to his sentence and will still owe the money when he comes out.

Udensi was convicted in 2015 following an NCA investigation. An associate, John Arinze Nwosu, 44, from Edgebaston, Birmingham , absconded before trial and was sentenced to five years in prison in his absence.

The NCA are appealing for information on Nwosu’s whereabouts.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/jailed-drug-smuggler-must-pay-1-2m-he-hid-in-nigeria.html

I just did the math with conversion rate of 482 naira to a pounds =867,600,000 , that is the proceed of the drugs , UK please give me 50 years join the sentence I no shake , if na UK jail e better pass our single bed room for some hotel in Nigeria. If they eventually bring me to Nigeria to serve my jail term , with that money I can organise I jail break . atleast no more poverty for my family. I no go talk oooooo, kill me make I die , all die Na die oooo

hassan4:
A group of conservative Roman Catholics has accused Pope Francis of spreading “heresy” by signaling his openness to letting some divorced and remarried Catholics receive Holy Communion.

In a 25-page letter published online Saturday, nearly 70 Catholic theologians and clergy assert that the pontiff has propagated “heretical propositions” on “marriage, the moral law, and the reception of the sacraments.”

“The pope has advocated the beliefs that obedience to God’s moral law can be impossible or undesirable, and that Catholics should sometimes accept adultery as compatible with being a follower of Christ,” the group said in a release, equating remarriage after divorce to having an affair.

For full article visit http://castgist.com/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=24797

watin self is the communion ticket to heaven , these are all traditions of men, I hate religion , but I love Christ because he not traditional but he says as many that are led by the spirit . let's please focus on preaching salvation to the world not man made tradition that lacks bearing from the Bible.

lunacol:
yeah but some people need it at all at all than staying at home,at least they will gain the experience and smart ones will even be applying for better jobs and also keeping some savings for setting up their own business either if they resign or being sacked.Half loaf of bread is better than none.

you are right shall ,but however note that contract jobs in banking you will harding have time to apply for any other jobs, attend interviews, upgrade your in terms of employable skills . so you hardly fit into ever contesting labour market, not also that ages is also not on your side. They will take all your time, you can't even have time for social life .

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Wait you no get shame haba , you de post salary 10,000. For this economy. Cole work

If you are not a core staff in any bank it does not worth your time and effort, just be prepared to lose the job at the time you need it the most.

I don't buy this story, the group can not so stupid to place a sign post written boldly if the don't have connection with the high and mighty , or you might be surprise that they are registered , after all this was how police intimidated peace Corp before it was giving relevant attention. So this intimidation Cole work

PrecisionFx:
We have customary courts in nigeria.

This case will be decided by a customary court.

The man won't see the baby ooo, talk more of custody.

are you a lawyer , to know that customary court will give the child of another man to another man.

AdaNri1:
lol you better make sure you don't impregnate an Igbo girl out of wedlock

I have seen a handle of guys who have impregnated the so called anambra state girls and nothing happen. The kids all bear their names, like I said it can only if the guy is a zombie but not a south south guy like me. Come try that talk for Benin make you see watin go happen.

danwilliams4u:
If it is in igbo land the guy has no right over the costudy of the child, becaus no bride price was paid. The father of the girl in question is the owner of the child, and only him can decide weather the child sgould go with his biological father or not

see stop all this Igbo nonsense here OK, Na the girl father get the sperm or Na him get the penis when I take do am, what nonsense, it can only happen between Igbo to Igbo , and in their land, come Benin come quote law , make u see watin go happen nosense

AdaNri1:
all this Internet rant will not help you. If that girl is igbo from Anambra state bear in mind that that child belongs to her father. Go out there and ask o

like I said it cannot happen when am alive, anambra state or America state, I said I will kill all parties to the child , if the court can not grant me custody, it is not ranting in my tribe we don't leave our blood, even if I died my kinsmen will continued the fight . anambra or IMO or anybody , my blood is my life. Not when I am alive my child will bear your father's name, then maybe you or your father will not live to tell the story

AdaNri1:
Let's wait for those that will come to pass judgement on the lady's character instead of answering poster's question.

If the girl is igbo from Anambra state then she has no problem. It is her father's child because the man (impregnator) did not pay bride price. He just a sperm donor. In my clan we say "ejiro nwa eme ogo" you don't give up a child as favour.

where ever you came from I don't care. I impregnated a woman and I did not deny the pregnancy and took all financial responsibility , you will now tell me that because I have not paid price on your head , my child will bear your father's name. Not while am alive . is either we all die , you , me and your father . so that my child can live to bear my name. What nonsense my blood is my blood oooo . I will kill any mother fucker that try nonsense. Please I mean no disrespect , it is just a hypothetical case under study. Please don't take it personal

You could imagine that a Governor buying generator for police , that means no hope for stable electricity for this country be that. Even the generation will converted for person use by the police boss. Go check their house by next month you will find the gen there. That Nigeria for you. Nigeria no get hope

Shalomdee:
Hey guys, I really need your advice. A woman got pregnant for a schoolmate in Higher Institution, the guy actually impregnated her deliberately because he wanted her to be trapped with him. This guy is of a very dubious character and has duped a lot of people and done a lot of fraudulent things. When the lady found out all the wicked things he was into (along with getting involved in diabolic stuff), she decided to call it quitts after she was delivered of the child (female). The guy threatened her with all manner of threats but she refused to go back on her decision. After a few years she eventually met a young man genuinely interested in her who wants to marry her, the lady is scared of commitement because she does not want a situation where she would get married and the ex would come back to demand for his child and make trouble. She does not want to give her ex custody of the child because of his dubious and wicked character. Is there a law in the country that would support her as the mother of the child to have complete custody of the child since the child was born out of wedlock? Can her new husband formally adopt the child as his legally?

Please lawyers and people with such knowledge should comment and I beg the mods lalasticlala, Mynnd44 and Ishilove to take this to front page as it is a very delicate situation.

adopt which child when the real father is alive , Cole work.

Josephnice:
alright brother. now listen to this prophetic case; there was a proposal between a boy and a girl which was supposed to commence in two weeks time, a prophet called them out and was about praying for them when he insisted he sees danger ahead should the marriage hold irrespective of the fact that they have done the introduction already. the pastor asked the boy who his mother was he pointed her out of the crowd and asked her if the boy was her biological son, she affirmed. the pastor also asked the girl of her mum whom she claimed was at home then. he then instruct the girl to call her mum and ask her: the day of her delivery, how many children were delivered of her. she called and to her amazement the mum said they were two. the pastor told her that they were actually twins at birth, her mother sold the male child to this very woman in church, unknown to them they are siblings getting married with three months pregnancy already. it was confusion, regret, and dejection that follows afterward.

nb# here is my question to you: where in the verse of the bible could they have read to unravel the mystery behind their uncommon union if not hearing directly from God?

I get your point but however note that the gift of hearing from God directly is given to all men , who are truely born again but the ability to exercise this gift as a believer that where the problem lies

Greatzeus:
This is a great allegation you are making against RCCG. Why I believe this could happen, evidence is needed to proof the authenticity of this story.
Snap the letter sent to your neighbor decreasing his salary,and blur his name. Anybody can write any online nowadays.

must you see the letter before you believe , to what benefit will want cast aspersion on the pedigree of redeemed church, though I can not substantiate my claim but am very certain of what am saying.

Josephnice:
prophetic churches have taken over. everyone, well tutored can preach on the pulpit but not everyone can see vision about their future or impending dangers. the Holy book says, where there is no vision the people perish. I'm tired of being taught history in church on how Jesus walked on water without sinking. if you truly claim you are a pastor chosen by God to lead, you should been able to hear what he is saying at appropriate time cus this is what proves you were chosen to lead others

please note is that it not vision that bring people to church or make you a powerful pastor. It apposite to state here that vision is not only limited to when your pastor tell you about your future. But it Gods divine will and plan for your life , and all this plan are stated clearly in the bible, so I don't need no pastor to tell about my future . when the bible has told me all I need to know

This evening to my utter amazement my neighbor told me that her pastor told her that his salary have been slash into two, as a result of the church is not growing in population , he said the pastor showed her the letter from appropriate authority on the slashing of the salary . even the salary of the pastor is not even up to 25 thousands before they even slash it. So presently his salary will be less 15 thousand monthly for a fulltime pastor with wife and children. I need bible scholars to throw light on this issues. Note that all tithe and offering goes straight to headquater. So What is church turning into this days?

Oga why you de waist my megabytes now. This thing you post here kole work.

Are road safety official armed, but they enforce traffic laws on motorists to a large extent. So they need arms for what , so that they can shoot innocent driver who refuse to give bribe abi. I know their plan they need more bribe

Please I need help in checking the choice of institution I chose while filling the past my jamb form. Because I have forgotten what choice of I chose . please any information will be appreciated

Please we need answer on this question

Klimaths@yahoo.com. Ondo state