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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Son Resumes School by klosety45: 1:25pm On Sep 10, 2018
vanida6:
go blow first jor,,,,nd stop making noise smiley
okpolo eye no bi open eye yor.
Romance / Re: Does This Means I Have Std by klosety45: 10:31am On Sep 06, 2018
Poorboy:
I stay in abuja my hospital is Asokoro District hospital its government I did my test there last month I did hiv, hepatatis, syphylis, so many at a low cost
i think there two hospital along asokoro. Which one precisely pls.
Romance / Re: Does This Means I Have Std by klosety45: 10:25am On Sep 06, 2018
Poorboy:
Yes that's hiv not just std

Pleas pls brother help me, are u sure. Plea is it if go for test. Since yesterday my penis keeps leaking liquid. Is there any better clinic u know around abuja.
Romance / Does This Means I Have Std by klosety45: 10:19am On Sep 06, 2018
I met this bitch at wadata plaza and to cut the long story short we do the do.

After 6 hours time i see some whitish fluid discharging from my peniiis, am yet to go to any clinic but a friend of mine say i should not panic. And also i feel a swollen lump in my perineun area. Please does that means i contacted any serious infect. Please help me.
Romance / Bloggers Be Like...? by klosety45: 9:17am On Sep 05, 2018
You know the amount nonsense gaining entries into the frontfage is alarming and here are some nonsense that will gain more entries by bloggers clickbait headings, so lets go bloggers be like...

Atiku r.ape PDP to death.

obasanjo is the new chairman of N.U.R.T.W

Oshiomole is the new chief priest of akuke ijebu shrine

You can now have se.x skin to skin why wearing condom

Nigeria To Pay Tax To Benin Republic

Former Miss World Now A Refugee in Bukina Faso

Look at the unclad pant worn by Mercy Agbe why roaming Mad


G. Jonathan is now an ogogoro seller as business boom.


Maclean is the new taste to be replace by Knorr Maggi


Oritsejafor is now the new face of ISIS
River Niger is now Swallowing River Atlantic due to nigeria Atmosphere (Pix)

Wole Soyinka: Yaradua reincarnated in Buhari - FederalTimes

See Who Rita Dominic Married - An Okada Rider in Canada

Buhari to Repeat Primary 1 because of Cattle Rearing During His Youths

Agbada Man in Tears as he wore A Tshirt to an award.

please write urs guys..
Webmasters / Re: Free Traffic Daily From Twitter & Other Social Media = Enter Now!!! by klosety45: 1:23pm On Aug 30, 2018
Bro, i just message you on whatsapp.
Crime / Re: Andrew Ogbuja Arrested For Raping Housemaid (Benue State Polytechnic Lecturer) by klosety45: 2:54pm On Aug 14, 2018
ritylove:
many men are like dogs whats the difference
Ritylove be careful cos what u say here now can be use against u in the court of law. Treason to a fellow country man is treason to a country and it people also. Caution is a sign of hope... Cheers.
Politics / Re: Saraki: What Buhari, Oshiomhole, APC Lawmakers Plan To Do Today – Timi Frank by klosety45: 12:13pm On Aug 07, 2018
tsephanyah:
cool

“Some people might try to tell you that it’s a banana. They might scream, ‘Banana, banana, banana,’ over and over and over again. They might put BANANA in all caps. You might even start to believe that this is a banana. But it’s not. This is an apple.”

Tested and trusted 2019 sai Baba
what is it, with this ur stupidity.
Politics / Re: Fayemi’s Deputy Reveals How Fayose’s Last-minute Plan Failed by klosety45: 11:37am On Jul 24, 2018
Who put that ugly bitch there, gosh am gonna have nightmares today...
Romance / Re: 10 Different Things Nigerian Ladies Say Instead Of "I Love You" - Meme by klosety45: 4:37pm On Jul 20, 2018
Idrismusty97:
So why are they different pictures of unrelated Ladies on each pics?
is called diversity. Probably OP is on a codeine diet.
Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When You Don't fvck or Release For A Long Time? by klosety45: 4:19pm On Jun 29, 2018
Op what u said is true. Many guys won'T ADMIT IT. u think weird things when u dont release for a long time. Get a wife asap.

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Romance / Is She Playing Me by klosety45: 4:16pm On Jun 29, 2018
Guys pls i need to marry this year but Ritababe has refuse to marry me. Please guys what should i do?
Webmasters / Re: Why You Can't Fool Google SEO by klosety45: 2:27am On Apr 17, 2018
olowobaba10:
WHAT IS SEO, WHAT DOES IT DO?
SEO is use to R. A . P .e Google.
Romance / Ritababe Ritababe Ritababe!!! by klosety45: 8:04am On Mar 31, 2018
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Health / Re: Change Of Life Style Has Really Change Me. by klosety45: 10:45am On Mar 21, 2018
AstuteJay:
What's the function of the bitterleaf juice mixed with lime?
Bros, that one na the skporogi when da make the otunbaba da straight finish like the spear abi na stone when david take kill goliath.
Webmasters / Re: How Successful Business Blogs Decide What To Write by klosety45: 5:38pm On Mar 12, 2018
Writing is a lucrative business but not everybody know how to craft a sucessful business sale letter. You need to captivate your readers ib a business centric manner to enable you master this act, you've got to be oriented for a long or few months of writing.

Join me here>>>

Adplexbot is the best for Admob, content ad and Adsense for now since admobpilot has stop working. Am making more using adplexbot tool..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06kFZaN03Fs
Webmasters / Re: I Want A Right Answer:is This Blog Or Website by klosety45: 11:35pm On Mar 10, 2018
lokomilo:
Na forum


Isn't the name . wetin you dey find again.

Thank your star I am not a moderator here, I'll ban you, ban your IP, ban your blog name join for asking this kain question

Lubbish
bros u da vex o. Chai.
Webmasters / Re: Make Money Online Daily. Guaranteed by klosety45: 10:56pm On Mar 10, 2018
mrfresh04 i noticed u message me, i dont have access to that my nairaland email since myway close their mail u can reach me on chorusjoy at gmail.com
Romance / My Epic Story With Her!!! by klosety45: 4:55pm On Mar 09, 2018
When we came we saw her and we quick to learn the epic shizt i never knew it was a plot to assasinate my character never the less a few kiss would have done a good job i left without pounding her may almighty allah forgive her. She was so kept the house i should have put her pussy in the fridge but she kept crying like a pussy. The moral of the story is that you just read a nonsense from me and you should look forward to the part 2.
Webmasters / Re: Dear Nairalanders, Do We Have Nigerian Vpn's? by klosety45: 3:33pm On Mar 08, 2018
Angelawhite:
I want to be able to use Nigerian IPs even while I'm outside the country just as I can use USA or UK IPS while in Nigeria. Do we have such "Nigerian VPNs"?
why not download hma vpn and use the nigeria ip in hma vpn.
Webmasters / Re: A Nairalander Admob Earning At Risk Please Help by klosety45: 1:44pm On Mar 08, 2018
saintgoogle:
good morning bosses in the house
I'm an admob user that's the platform I'm using to monetize my application
I have over $1000 in the admob account for the month of January and the whole money was finalized on the admob platform
but someone told me to check it again with adsense and when I did, only my earnings from 7 days ago reflected and the balance showed $27 instead of the $1000+ that showed on admob

please help a little brother out I take God beg Una
i notice u sent me a message the email i use in opening nairaland myway.com has stop their email service so u can reach me on chorusjoy at gmail.com
Webmasters / Re: What You Should Do First After Buying A Fresh Adsense Account by klosety45: 10:38am On Mar 08, 2018
PromoteX:

am interested drop ur email let me contact u
oga message me here: chorusjoy at gmail.com
Webmasters / Re: What You Should Do First After Buying A Fresh Adsense Account by klosety45: 7:37am On Mar 08, 2018
Like seriously. Am making more money with admob. Adsense is now trash with low cpc.

Adplexbot is the best for Admob, content ad and Adsense for now since admobpilot has stop working. Am making more using adplexbot tool..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06kFZaN03Fs

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Webmasters / Re: Why Won't Nairaland Get A Good App And Responsive Interface? by klosety45: 6:03am On Mar 07, 2018
Kudos Donald3d you really made a valid point and you know exactly what you said, how the op and the other guy made complain without a valid pont baffles me, they are just boomerang, beating round the bush. Most persons on nairaland love the look of nairaland including me myself. I would'nt want seun to change anything that would make the site look too heavy on data consumption cause nigeria epileptic ISP are so daft due to their exhorbitant fees and charges for internet connection and also can you even see what Glo is doing to peeps infact let me not even go there.

Apart from that, let me also make a point raised by the OP that made me think is either confuse or does not know what is really saying in regards to responsive website. Responsive ordinarily as a webmaster in my own terms, responsive website means anything that can fit the screen of any device without an obscure view in the text or images. So when OP says nairaland is not responsive i dont really Know what he meant by that because nairaland is a real definition of a responsive website. It open and fit well on all my Handheld devices including my destop computer, laptop and Pda.

In my own verdict nairaland is beautiful and i like the simple look and i can also relate that most nigerians like it. Peace..
Business / Re: Top 10 Richest Men In Nigeria (Photos) by klosety45: 7:33pm On Mar 06, 2018
simonlee:
Just see the gap between Aliko and Mike abeg... and some dumb afonja's will be here quoting Hausa people anyhow without respect. Just mention me in you comment and 10k will deducted from your account. Nonsense!! angry angry
Bros u get mouth, i hail Ooo. Chai..
Business / Re: Wedding Invite Of Fatima Aliko Dangote And Jamil Abubakar (Photos) by klosety45: 4:23pm On Mar 06, 2018
Narldon:



Dangote should just coman buy Arsenal already because from the look of things ,only cement can hold their defense..


bros, i hail oh u get mouth.. Chai.

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Romance / Seun Help Bring My Brokos To USA by klosety45: 9:49am On Mar 06, 2018
Guys i left my brokos in Nigeria because is getting out of hand. I dont want to face deportation. But after seeing all this fine oyibo girls am regretting it. So am appealing to seun to help bring it to usa, so i can resume work immediately. I will pay for every incovenience.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Insists On ‘Private Wedding’ For Daughter, Damilola Osinbajo by klosety45: 9:42am On Mar 06, 2018
townson03:

For doubting Thomas,all i do is win, you can subscribe to be part of it
play it urself and win it urself. Shebi u say all u do is win. Owambe.

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