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Religion / Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by KMB: 11:58pm On Dec 08, 2017
May your name be praised forever Lord.
Celebrities / Re: Solomon Akiyesi In Search For Third Wife [PICS] by KMB: 1:31pm On Nov 28, 2016
faaz24:
Oro re nfe Akiyesi

A very big Akiyesi

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Crime / Re: 3 Yahoo Boys Caught In Ibadan With Their Laptops And "Juju” by KMB: 9:14am On Nov 18, 2016
UNIZIK1stSon:
[size=15pt]OP, How come U first Show Their faces, Come Still Blur am?[/size]

Na Confusion?

Juju had a delayed start.
Health / Re: Paul Praise The Nigeria Gospel Singer Is Dead by KMB: 8:49pm On Nov 14, 2016
RIP
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Loses One Of UN Prestigious Seat by KMB: 1:24am On Oct 30, 2016
They had it coming. Putin no kuku send dem

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Education / Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by KMB: 8:44am On Oct 29, 2016
beautydutch:
number 20 tho

You know!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: What Made You Join Nairaland? by KMB: 12:29am On Oct 29, 2016
Can't even remember but most likely because it was the only Naija forum where there would always something hilarious and interesting. FB and YouTube was not as popular then.
Romance / Re: My Fiance Is Leaving Me , Cause I Let Out My Painful And Biggest Secrets To Him by KMB: 11:15pm On Sep 26, 2016
If he is for you, you will get back together.
Jokes Etc / Re: When Your Teacher Asks You To Say A Word Starting With Letter "L" ( Funny Pics) by KMB: 2:03pm On Mar 16, 2016
Child Abuse
Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Celebrates His 79th Birthday Today! by KMB: 11:17am On Mar 05, 2016
Happy Birthday. Keep on enjoying baba.
Health / Re: Opinion: Should Women Be Entitled To Menstrual Leave? by KMB: 5:01pm On Feb 24, 2016
PresVA:
how can you compare monthly periods with blue balls? How many men do have blue balls? How often even? Many men don't even know what blue balls is..

Menstruation is only once a month. Blue Balls are just as painful and happens more than once a month. Trust me ALL men know what blue balls are but they may call it a different name. The pain however are similar.

Just like monthly periods are called menses, time of the month, female thing....and so on.
Health / Re: Opinion: Should Women Be Entitled To Menstrual Leave? by KMB: 3:38am On Feb 22, 2016
Good idea as long as men too will get leave for the same period because of the pain of not getting any. (Blue Balls) Equal rights
Politics / Re: Fadimatu Mai Talle Tara Dies by KMB: 10:20pm On Feb 13, 2016
State burial o
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Licks My Menstrual Blood. What Can I Do To Stop Him by KMB: 1:16am On Jan 25, 2016
Dracula comes to mind.
Phones / Re: What Type Of Phone Can I Buy With 20,000 Naira. by KMB: 12:59am On Jan 18, 2016
This one

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Celebrities / Re: Davido & Sophie Momodu Reconcile; See Sophie With Imade In Davido's Dad's House by KMB: 12:16pm On Jan 10, 2016
quote author=KMB post=41526208]

I won't be surprised if they get back together again and baby no 2 comes along......then the real drama would begin.[/quote]

Not surprised
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Fires Back At Davido: 'I Curse The Day I Met You Kid’ (pics) by KMB: 6:44pm On Dec 31, 2015
Instead of you to remain quiet. I guess more story.....or more dirty laundry to be seen
Celebrities / Re: Dele Momodu Tells His Side of The Story With Davido's Father, Dr Adeleke [PICS] by KMB: 6:41pm On Dec 31, 2015
MoonChildng:
You can't say he allowed himself to be dragged into this ,that is his cousin her father is dead as it stands He is standing in place as her father,
The Adeleke's just want to throw wealth around and that's not fair to the baby and the mother

I won't be surprised if they get back together again and baby no 2 comes along......then the real drama would begin.
Celebrities / Re: Dele Momodu Tells His Side of The Story With Davido's Father, Dr Adeleke [PICS] by KMB: 12:06pm On Dec 31, 2015
Dele Momodu should have remained QUIET but ACTIVE until approached......but na dem sabi sha.
TV/Movies / Re: Share Your Favorite Movie SoundTrack by KMB: 3:15pm On Dec 26, 2015
Pretty Woman Film Soundtrack.......

"Roy Orbison - Oh, Pretty Woman (from Black & White Night)"

Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet
Pretty woman
I don't believe you, you're not the truth

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Fashion / Re: Fashion Or Prostitution??? See What This Ladies Wore To A Supermarket by KMB: 10:54pm On Dec 20, 2015
Madness
Career / Re: What Kind Of Christmas Gift Can One Give To His Boss Who Has Almost Everything? by KMB: 10:43pm On Dec 15, 2015
Hamper basket
Religion / Re: COZA Pastor Biodun Gets Luxurious Porsche, Unveils It To Church Members (Photos) by KMB: 9:03am On Dec 11, 2015
Aromas:
Church business pay gan o

No be small ting o
Religion / Galatians 5: 19 - 26 In Pidgin by KMB: 8:53am On Nov 19, 2015
Galatians 5:19 -26 in Pidgin

16 I tel una, mak una let di Spirit direct una life and una nor go du wetin di flesh wont.

17 Bikos di tins wey di bodi laik, difren from wetin di Spirit laik and wetin di Spirit wont, nor dey gri wit wetin di flesh wont. 

18 Bot if una alow di Spirit kontrol una, den una nor dey unda di law again. 

19 Na di tins wey di flesh dey du bi dis: to slip wit pesin wey yu nor mari; to get bad maind; to opres pipol;

20 to dey serv juju; dey du magic; kworel-kworel life; faiti-faiti; jelosi; enihaw vesnashon; long-trot; tins wey dey skata pipol; 

21 bad bele; kili-kili; to dey drink enihaw and dey du oda tins laik all dis wons. I dey warn una naw as I don warn una bifor sey, pipol wey dey du dis kaind tins, nor go enta God kindom! 

22 Bot di frut wey di Holi Spirit dey bear insaid us; na luv, joy, peace, patient, kindnes, gudnes, faithfulnes,

23 gentolnes and to kontrol awasef. Di law nor dey against all dis tins. 

24 Pipol wey dey insaid Kraist don kil dia flesh wit all di bad tins wey di flesh dey laik to du.

25 If di Holi Spirit dey insaid us, den mak wi dey liv awa life as di Holi Spirit wont.

26 Mak wi nor dey kari bodi up and dey du wetin go ves pipol or dey jelos won anoda
Religion / Ephesians 6 10 -23 In Pidgin by KMB: 8:05pm On Nov 16, 2015
Ephesians in pidgin 6:10 -23

10 Finali, mak una dey strong wit Kraist mighti pawa. 

11 Mak una wear komplit soja uniform wey God dey giv, so dat una go fit stand fite di wayo wey devol dey yuz.

12 Bikos, wi nor dey fite against humanbin, bot na against di wiked rulas wey dey for dis wold, against evil spirits and pawas wey dey di hevuns. 

13 Na dis mak mi sey, mak una wear komplit soja uniform wey God dey giv, so dat una go fit stand for groun wen trobol and wahala go kom and wen una don win, una go stil stand wel. 

14 So, mak una stand wel-wel kon tie trut laik belt roun una waist, den wear bullet proof koat as raitiousnes for una bodi.

15 Mak una wear shu for leg wey go show sey, una dey redi to prish di Gud News wey dey giv pipol peace

16 and wit all dis, mak una kari fate wey go help una kwensh all di wiked arrows wey Satan dey trow. 

17 Make una wear salvashon laik cap for head kon hol di Spirit sword wey bi God wod.

18 Wit difren prayas, mak una dey ask God to help una. Mak una always dey pray wit di Spirit and dey shine una eyes wel-wel. Mak una nor giv up, bot mak una kontinu to pray for all God pipol.

19 Mak una pray for mi tu sey, mak God giv mi beta wod enitaim wen I opun my mout to tok and mak I fit esplain di sikrit wey dey di gospol. 

20 I bi God mesenja, ivun doh I dey for prizin naw. Bot mak una pray sey, I go dey tok wit boldnes as I sopoz to tok. 

21Tikikus wey bi my special broda and fateful savant for God wok, go tel una evritin, so dat una go no wetin dey hapun to mi for here. 

22 Na bikos of dis I send am kom mit una, mak una for no haw tins dey wit us for here and mak e for fit enkorage una heart.

23 I pray sey mak God, awa Papa and Oga Jisos Kraist giv all my felow Kristen brodas a

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Politics / Re: Nigerians In London Protest Over Tribal/Religious Killings In Plateau (Photos) by KMB: 12:08pm On Sep 05, 2015
ruggedboy01:
They should take their protest to plateau angry

Death sentence
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Aimakhu Moves Back To Matrimonial Home by KMB: 9:59pm On Sep 02, 2015
You sabi.....nonsense

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