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From where you WAKA come*** Na leg to take waka from ONSHA to LAGOS I see am*** E show for your post say you be[b] JJC[/b] wey no know wetin dey PYNE

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she too like Free free things shopping!!!

Sebi I no complain naww** Dont worry anything wey money no fit do na ground the thing dey stay naww.

sonuga:
Kay be mindful of the gimmicks of shop owners o!.Customer Loyalty is far frm them.I like the personal code strategy  

See I pass all those level** I no be babian naww** for that game** All the AVOGADRO PRINCIPLE na all I sabi

freecocoa:
@kay,no wahala,you are the boss whatever you say go.

Na now you just dey talk** NO Breaking of your shop then  

Wetin she do you OGA SIR

iyatrustee:
[s]@Sonuga, all our services are NAFDAC and SON approved[/s]. @ kay which kind salad sales?

I wonder when said you are doing SALES**Have you heard about BALLISTIC COCK before Infact you go close shop not to talk of doing sales ooo

freecocoa:
@kay,just settle popsy first,if you do that,the shop will be open 24/7/365 to you,i'll even give you the master key and guarantee that you'll remain my only customer.

Definately i will settle POPSY** But after the  settlement I dont want to hear I tire today* I tire tomorrow** And also the MASTER KEY would be reset to my own personal code

iyatrustee:
Me dey do sales for my shop. Shop once, get free voucher for ya next shopping.  

Iya your power carry sales *** abi na Salad you mean Iya no put your hand for fire jjoorr

sonuga:
I'm gettin confused here u knw.I once experienced a shop owner that lied that her shop has not been opened to any shopper but I neva experienced any obstruction when i lunched my transaction FORCEFULLY  :oI neva regreted i did that anyway  . What followed were the nornal stories. So Kay u make sense jare no mind all these Modern shop owners.

I really share your feeling*** some shops are out of stocks from time immemorial*** The shop owner changes PADLOCK from time to time** may be the shop owner you met locked the shop with MASTER RESET padlock*** that is the most difficult lock in the world** when that lock is used by shop ower only MARRIAGE BY FORCE or serious commitment[/b] will open such padlock, Because she knows that the shop is virtually out of stocks

Yes I wont break your shop if you cooperate and never allow me to use my SLEDGE HAMMER ON shop** Even after  settled your popsy you will have to make the shop opened 24/7 and throw the key into the LAGOON***then you are my baby**
go check DYT tread she is already in trouble there

Jones joe:
1. appear reponsible to her
2. Dress properly
3. Put on good but mild perfume
4. Do nt claim a grammarian
5. Make your company wit her comfortable

These are not enough for you to[b] SWEEP A LADY OFF HER FEET[/b]** You still learning the RULLES

freecocoa:
@kay opening a locked shop by force is an offence purnishable by law,and besides goods taken by force from a locked shop won't be enjoyed.

Actually many locked shops have been forced opened in the past** The shop owner pretends to have locked the shop but by the time the SLEDGE HAMMER hit on the PADLOCK the shop and the owner would definately embrace the breakage and starts singing and speaking in multiple tongues.

sonuga:
Well said shop-owner!.Kay pls be guided accordingly  

Song of praise and speaking in tongues usually follow the breakage of shop owner's padlock

But wait sometimes locking of shops/store could require you to go for a SLEDGE HAMMER and force it open

Dyt oya open that your shop / store make i launch my 1[b]0 INCHES WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION*[/b]**

Customer loyalty could be lost when shop is frequently locked**New shops are known to spring up more rapidly if the shop owner refused to open her shop** If that happens shopper will definately seek another clean, nice, well stocked and shaved shop.

Yorisb:
Yoris They make 100.000(?) daily






Chin Chin!

Yoris you email those girls***    i know say their reply na one touch

Send email to these girls all what you need to know including membership fees would be mailed back to you*** opio@yahoo.com.

Wake up man stop being a spare tyre*** There might not be any opportunity for you to get fixed to the JEEP

@ OP too early to get high on GANJA*** or na GANJA dey high on you, Too much ganja is dangerous to your health