michlins:
bragging about what sir?

yashau:


https://www.thecable.ng/professors-may-work-in-togo-bakeries-if-nigeria-breaks-up-lai-warns-elites

Jerryherd:
You guys are just making Pantanmi more heroic to most Northerners, infact Buhari might just give him more ministries

seunsiju:
wailers food don ripe again....reno omokri and co

DarkApostle:


Wailers, give up! #PantamiWillStay.. #PantamiForPresident2023..

Monogamy:


The Ipob already ate their cake with the delusional thinking of still having it.

We all read a story about a Nigeria who was denied Canada visa cos he once worked for SARS..

Ipob security outfit which is ESN have been attacking Nigeria police, prisons, destroying properties.

How are they going to present themselves to UK assylum office?

As an Ipob members who have been causing damages in their region or as a normal Igbo cos to my best of understanding, normal Igbo are not being prosecuted except the miscreants Ipob who want to turn their region into Syria

tkgz:
A beautiful Nigerian lady has sparked reactions online after sharing her virginity statues with her friends and followers.
Sighted on her Twitter account, the lady identified with handle @QueenTonia proudly announced that she is 23 years old and she has not had se.xual intercourse with a man before. Hmmm!!!!



https://mobile.twitter.com/queenistonia/status/1383313705438351360

Ruggman:


Step by step Biafra is becoming a reality.
What a big bonus IPOB and Mazi Nnamdi Kanu
I think Nigeria should now engage this group in a meaningful discussion , dallogue or even convoke a surveriegn national conference.
Nobody should be talking about breakup of Nigeria as if it cannot happen, it is very very possible and a reality we must not decieve ourselves.
If we really cherish Nigerian unity, let us do the needful and stop the hate and maltreatment of a segment of Nigeria.
IGBO PRESIDENCY IS A SURE WAY TO HEAL NIGERIA' S WOUND. NO MORE NO LESS

hecomeshome:
Imagine for a minute that you are a trained soldier.
A Lieutenant.
You have a wife and two kids.
Now, imagine that during the quarterly rotation, you were sent to Bornu to fight insurgence (Boko Haram)
On this fateful day, as you were moving with your platoon.
There was an ambush.
Gunfire ensued.
You shot with all you've got.
You know that you have a slim chance of surviving the attack.
As you were running out of ammo, you called John, your buddy, for a fresh supply.
No response.
You glanced and saw John's head split into two halves.
By your left are Barry, his torso turn and one of his arms lying 10 ft away.
With nothing to fight with, you made a run for it and took a deep dive into the abandoned crater while bullets were getting fired at you.
You passed out
When you woke, you saw yourself in the hospital.
The doctor came in.
"Officer, you are awake, we did emergency surgery. We had to amputate you"
We are sorry.
You then asked.
'What of my teammates ?"
"Well, you lost 18 men and 2 survivors", the doctor replied. "You and Barry.
Barry is still in intensive care."
Now, 3 months later, at the defense headquarters.
Your commanding officer, General Gida told you. "You are back, lieutenant "
"Good news!
We rounded up all the terrorists that attacked your platoon after in another battle confrontation."
They are now in rehabilitation centers.
"Can I see them?" you asked
'Sure!'
You got wheeled to the center.
They opened the door.
And yes.
'There they are!'
Across the hall, Young men in white flowing gowns were eating fried and Jollof rice with multiple chicken parts.
Some were drinking wine.
Laughter filled the air.
Having a ball.
You were told they will soon be taken abroad on scholarship.
Government-sponsored.
As you were getting back to the general's office.
Just outside the defense headquarters gate, you saw the wives of your team, now widowed, as they agitate with high voices and placards.
"We have been abandoned!"
"Pay us our husband's benefits!"
"We are hungry"
Just imagine all that.
------
It is the reality of a Nigerian Soldier in the corridor of terrorism.
Written by Afam B. C. Nnaji.

Jerryherd:
So because Obaseki was once in APC and he knows them then he is right.... Wike's logic here is flawed

Omihanifa:


https://punchng.com/rapper-cdq-granted-bail-still-under-investigation-%e2%80%95-ndlea/?amp

fergie0o1:


SOURCE

Nemere2020:


https://tribuneonlineng.com/afe-babalola-mulls-extending-retirement-age-of-supreme-court-justices-to-100-years/amp/

wirinet:


Will you marry a virgin? If yes, then you have a point. But if the girl you will marry in the future turn out not to be a virgin, how will you determine how many guys have drilled the hole before you, and how will you determine how many abortions she has had?

booscy:
You Are You Perfect?

Your judgemental type makes people insecure and unable to trust people they love with their true story

Updating9JA:


https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/4/nigerian-man-arrested-in-south-africa-for-allegedly-selling-drugs-to-schoolchildren.html

dre11:


https://dailytrust.com/just-in-soldier-commits-suicide-in-borno

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Fuckkk.....dmannn....we should stop killing reptiles...especially python
A human python cohabitation is very possible if we keep our cool
Pythons are very friendly and different from boas

These creatures are damnnnnn beautiful we must learn how to live with them....they don't bite to attack...they only swallow small animals


Even the cobra, black mamba and Taipan that are poisonous only bite to defend
Because i dey reason am why he be say if snake come meet us for house them nor dey harm us. Sometimes self you fit live with snake for two years inside house them nor go do you anything

There is no way you can be bitten by a snake in a residential building
Which means they respect us
So lets learn how to respect them
Please lets learn to live and stay with this beautiful creature called snake

JEWELofHELL:


https://www.thecable.ng/extra-tinubu-suffers-fresh-gaffe-calls-dolapo-osinbajo-wife-of-the-president-video

Watch the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tlB3m6OonQ

DubaiLandLord:
This is good news for people with private cars o.

HUSTLER001:
My boss have asked her employees to either take the corona vaccine or resign. I didn't but I don't want to resign either. I'm expecting to get sacked and take up a legal suit. I still need advice though.

fergie0o1:


[url=http://saharareporters.com/2021/04/06/atiku-not-fit-contest-president-nigeria%E2%80%99s-agf-malami-tells-court]SOURCE [/url]

fergie0o1:


[url=http://saharareporters.com/2021/04/06/atiku-not-fit-contest-president-nigeria%E2%80%99s-agf-malami-tells-court]SOURCE [/url]

sapphiere:
Woman finds out on son's wedding day that bride is actually her long-lost daughter



http://community.thenationonlineng.net/forum/woman-finds-out-on-son-s-wedding-day-that-bride-is-actually-her-l

thebosstrevor1:
Is reno omokri employed.

When Goodluck was in power, you will never see a northern trying to harrass Goodluck, infact southerners never did than.

But as soon as Buhari came to power, Every Southern abroad always find a way to harass him.

What Reno is doing is a case of HARRASSMENT

Esseite:
Not condoning crime, but this obviously is an epidemic... what is the Govt doing about it?... The same cycle of catch- bail/imprisonment - release is obviously not working.

Opinion:.... There are two options... it could be either forced enrollment into the army for 2years period or enclosed farmers in Govt fields/approved farmlands in various regions for 2 years period.

If one spends two years farming or being in the frontlines of battlefields, yahoo would be the least thing on the mind when released. Some might even kick start a career/business from that.

Queenmark:
Well the HR person lacked phone etiquette from my own opinion. If you call someone the first thing to do is introduce yourself before going further into the conversation.

HR personnels in Nigeria lack professional ethics they just feel they are important cause they interview people and you need a job.

Wisemfon:
A lady I referred for a bank job in the first week of June got a call this morning to resume work at an Uyo branch of the said commercial bank. She was fortunate to be among the few applicants that were shortlisted from among a large pool of graduates who got interviewed for the jobs.
No, but she won't be resuming!

She finally lost the opportunity because of a phone call.
She had received the call in the early hours of today, 10:00am precise. It was from the HR department of the bank.

But she didn't say "hello".

Her first remark when she picked was "who's this?"

Before she got any other reply she added "how did you get my number?"

The HR person goes "Am I speaking to Miss xxxxxxx?"

She felt the question is unnecessary! And she gave her final response.

"Please if you don't want to introduce yourself get out of my phone" that was her final word!

I got a feedback from the HR by 12noon today and I listened to that conversation. Those kinds of phone calls are always recorded for reference purposes.

Aunty lost the job because she lacks Phone Conversations Etiquette! I listened to the recorded version of that conversation.

She lost the job because she believes every unknown male caller is a "chyker".

You see? After all it's not always because HR people are "despicable" as they have been labeled by Nigerians!

Why would a Homosapien answer a phone call like this in the year 2020AD?

Watch out! Your next phone call might be your breakthrough! But your ill-manners could cost you the miracle

Lovethaa:
Jesus is lord .. the greatest ever.. Hallelujah





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HonNL:

https://dailytrust.com/spotted-obasanjo-rocks-stylish-native-wear-like-a-teenage-star

SILENTandSMART2:




Even it is not reasonable for any body to pretend (i mean living fake life) this is me here on this forum and outside here i can't change or pretend my way of life cus it will be difficult for me and their might be people dat know me here , it won't make sense if i later got embarrassed cus i hate failure of any kinds


No need to borrow let her know who you are , you borrowing the first day to secure fake love will later regret cus she will definitely find out. it is so senseless

SATANICALLY:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/03/medical-trip-buharis-internet-savvy-can-work-from-anywhere-garba-shehu/