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The easiest 5-0 Man U will ever win tonight

Man U will beat Copenhagen like a Theif..

Palestinians are the biggest fools in 21st century.

Imagine this

You live in a house in lekki
Your neighbour is a Senior Commander In the Army.

Now, Boko Haram leave their house in Sambisa and comes to your new house in lekki

Boko Haram begs you that since your house is close to the Senior Army neighbour
They want to use your house to attack him.

After they attack the Army commander
Boko Haram run back to Sambisa forest

Leaving you and your family to face the punishment when the Senior Army retaliates..


Hamas fighters see Gaza people as Chickens
Scapegoats, Useful idiots, Human shields..

Hamas will lunch rockets to Isreal from Gaza
Then they run into underground and hide

Leaving the foolish Gaza people to be collecting wotowoto.

U go give armed robber your car
Armed robber use your car go rob CBN bank
Dem trace the car to your compound come arrest you
You come dey cry say na racism abi genocide

These Gaza people must get sense by force
Hamas don run go their VIP underground
Dey chill with Cold Heineken and A.C dey watch Champions league with 32 inch flat screen

While Palestinians dey collect premuim wotowoto everyday twice on a monday

Sometimes Women are very devilish.
They can push you to madness.


An Evil Nagging BITCH will turn a good man to Hitler.

Naso one BITCH dey provoke her husband
Dey tell am COWARD HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME,
As the man wooze her slaps and punches

Na so the bitch begin cry loud for the neighborhood.
Her husband beat shege comot her body
Some women will drive you crazy

Guys I don't know what to do

It has been 2 years since I cried real tears
Until today

I played a total of 9 tickets on sporty
Out of 9 only 2 entered.
1 cut in the remaining 7 games

I have never seen this type of 1 cut before
7 good tickets all cut by 1 game each

Be like say I go sip sniper this night cuz which kind 1 cut be this.

Today's 1 cut is driving me crazy, I feel like some demons are monitoring me
Which kind witchcraft be this

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Mazi Biden Odogwu

Russia will conquer Ukraine in 2 weeks
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2 weeks don turn to 20 years😂😂😂😂😂

Quality20:
Northerners ,ie Fulani and Hausa don't do that abeg, except if uare talking of southerners living in the north. One thing u shd know is that Hausa Fulani girls are very small in statue so there is no how anything like that can happen here.

No dey talk rubbish, I'm in Kaduna now it's normal thing here. Bloody hypocrites

Emagha:
No worries.... na so them go fvck your pikin too

Your daughters go Bleep tire

Xtristopher:
Wetin concern olosho with picture?

Don't mind that fool

Guys, this morning after landing in Kaduna
I linked up with my former coursemate who lives in kaduna. Im going to stay with my G but honestly the guy na Jew man
Even back in uniport na me dey control babes for am..
I asked him in the afternoon and he said he has no idea of coded brothels.
And me I wan Bleep Hausa girl.. I never try am
So this will be my first time in Kaduna and I don't want to miss this opportunity

Basically my guys house is not far from
sabon gari market. That place with yellow towers at the entrance.

So please guys I want to know is there any olosho joint around Sabon Gari Market. Thanks

I want to know the type of weed that
Hamas people smoked on that Oct. 7.

I need to try that stuff mehhhhnnn

Only God knows
The kind morale that weed go dey give ehh

That kind weed fit make you jump fence enter army barracks dey shout " Wida you"

If Tinubu smoke am,
Tinubu fit carry gun enter sambisa forest
Only him ooo without security

Because wetin go give Hamas this kind morale
Now 80% of all their commanders don die

Wotowotoman:
Which power ceremonial queen get? You be real Mugu. Yamayama fall on that your bald head there!

Very funny... Any yamayama wey wan fall on my dreads may it fall inside your mouth. Amen

MTN 100 MB Data last longer than all these oyinbo marriage

Every disappointment is a blessing in disguise

That bitch humiliated Verydarkman but ended up opening a way for him...

Reminds me of one bitch that humiliated me because I couldn't afford to buy her gift

As I was begging her, she took her bag and left

That night i shed tears, as I dey my bed tears dey roll from my eye dey soak pillow

Only for me to login to my 1xbet and saw my balance was 2.8 million
Turns out it was Mr banks game I played since and TOTALLY forgot it.
It took me 4 days to do all documents verification on 1xbet then finally withdrew the money.

I screenshot the ticket and upload it on my WhatsApp story. Everywhere explode

The werey still get mind!!!! Message me asking if it was real
Werey even cook Afang soup to come visit me .

Men always put Bros before women
Only woman you put before Bros is ur Mother

Ballzproblemm:
proudly bragging about rape

Mind what u say fool... Everything is rape in you people's eye. Bloody hypocrites

As someone born in the early early 90's
I can't help but fall in love with these Gen Z babes

I have come to the conclusion that Gen Z girls are the sweetest,baddest, smartest babes I've ever meet in Nigeria. Naughty in bed also😋

As an old man in mid 30's fvcking a 16 year old is so rejuvenating. Brings back so many nostalgic memories of my secondary school paroles back then no social media
Those days of lyrics book and GSM sagem
Ohhhhh time flies😅

I noticed that I'm getting younger and more fresher because of her.
Something I never experienced with 25 to 30 + women..
My love for this Gen Z is extraordinary ❤️❤️

spencekat:
She is under aged naa and before you know it, you may impregnate her, then you will under what is statutory rape.

Nothing like under age for this Gen Z baddies, their eye don tear tear siiiiince.. Na me dey even beg her to rest. She too like fvck😂😂

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Emagha:
No worries.... na so them go fvck your pikin too

At least I'm taking care of her more than her family.. Do u know hw much I've spent on her?

100smile:
Make I never talk
Maybe the next person go talk my mind

OGA mi, the older you get. The more you will understand what I felt..
Forget matter, I will pick a 16 -17 yr old girl over a 25 yr old anytime twice on a monday

There is something so sweet about young girls.
I mean girls from 15, 16 years

So I meet this babe on the street doing POS
Like play like play I woo her and she like me
I collect number, we begin chat..
Only for me to find out she is a minor
She said she will turn 17 next year.
I just dey vex because she was really my spec😍

I told her point and clear, babe na fvck I want..
To my uptmost surprise, she agreed
Even the way she acted so matured about it.
I swear I love Gen Z girls!!!!!!!!

The day I finally fvcked her, best night ever😍
It's a whole different vibe trust me!!!
The fact that I senior her with 17 years just made me feel so young again.

These Gen Z young girls are too sweet
I can't explain the feeling..

P.S
For the fools that are crying like fowls

Make sure you go to Kaduna, Borno, Adamawa and arrest all the men there.
After you arrest them, then come to P.H
let's talk

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