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I love muslim holidays,too dey package am with 2days...nxt na ileya! Happy celebration! R.S.V.P(rice & stew very plenty)

i place my bible on my laps,then my head on the chair upfront....dem ushers go think say i dey read bible,but since one don catch me he will always say "read d bible when u get home"

UniqueGem: Wow!! Funny stories here. Lemme share the only experience I've gat.
Okay mine was actually made on nairaland..... I saw her comment on one thread in the phone section, I teased her about her comment and she replied too. I decided to send her a PM and surprisingly she Replied in a record time lol. We got talking and I got her pin den her number, we suddenly became frnds frm nowhere. Her birthday was early dis month, she told me about it and I decided within me to give her a treat( though we haven't met in person ooo). The day arrived it's her birthday, It's my blind date. I called her on intervals on my way to the venue, she told me she was waiting for her frnd, u know gals na. I got to the venue, called, she wasn't dere, I decided to hang around den eventually found myself in the cinema seeing a movie. I was disappointed becos I had to wait 1hr 3omins before she arrived but becos it was my first blind date and her birthday too, I didn't want to ruin anytin for anybody. Though she's more beautiful dan reports suggested, Viola!!!! She came with her frnd, not one but two. At this point, dudes would actually have started planning an escape route but I didn't, i stayed level headed we all saw a movie together I gave her a birthday present later her frnds left. We went to a fast food ate sumtin and later we all left for home. The sad thing now is that I asked her out and ........ U already know. It was my first blind date, notin disappointed me apart from her timing. Lemme go and call her so she'd cum and share her own, maybe she was disappointed. We all go know together.

eeeyah! i feel u bro......but say no to friendzoning ooooo hehe

If any mod is seeing this pls put it on frontpage,"Registration for 2014/2015 putme exam has started today saturday,19th july 2014,it is opened for those who chose Ede as 1st or 2nd choice in jamb and exams are scheduled for 12th-16th august,2014..visit http://www.federalpolyede.edu.ng for more info" pls spread d news around....goodluck to those partaking.

If u chose ede as most preferred,u are more likely to be admitted.....if u chose SLT,dat one na lotto..more dan 12k candidates

@abuklaw,looking @d present situation(combination),like how many students will be admitted per course? Last year's was above 100..but i dnt think it will be same dis time around.bt ur opinion is welcomed.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump not the only animal that can't.....thank me later

Story,story....mtshew #NextPLS!

The info from hollajay is true,got exact info from someone in school.....the thing is from now till august25,admission for jambites will be the welfare of the sch cos the admitted ones will resume with we freshers for ND1.Anytime from now putme form shld be on,and i bet the competition will be high cos they can't afford to admit 100more per course! See y'all in campus by august ending.

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I bet my @ss dis dude can speak english well......just cant distinguish which from 'wish' when writing.#SpellsAsTheWordSounds

Mind u,there's a diff between 18k electroplated gold and 18k gold........so if the world cup is 18k gold,why not think of its "carat" u can make more than 30rolexs with it.

s3nn2x: ....who wants to even enter LASU? It is just like going to a private school.

its like purposely entering self-imposed strike!

seankafor: BUT THE FILM DIDNT END WELL.ALL THE 300 SPARTANS DIED (STARTS CRYING)

did u watch where the blind soldier brought 10,000spartans? Then even a month old baby will know the maths...if 300 kill thousands,10,000 will kill?

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werey re ooooooo

mukina2: Team Oezil

Team Per

Team Poldi

Arsenal!!!

see assnal fan fantasizing! Cos the trios won doesn't mean assnal go win a tablet/plaque nxt season #teamChelsea

Scam alert..........na boy! Can't even use english well.

Half bread is better than chin-chin.........whats the way people? More than 5pages gone