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Txonyi:
even wole soyinka no come close.......................... it will take all the AWARDS OF Tinubu, SOYINKA, FFK, OSINBADE AND ALL YORUBA PEOPLE WITH THEIR ANCESTORS AND DESCENDANTS to equal this woman's achievements but guess what, IGBOS DONT MAKE NOISE ABOUT GOING TO SCHOOL OR SUCCESS! we let our JAMB SCORES, BIG CARS, HIGH CUT OFF MARKS, HIT TRACKS speak for us!
proudly onye IGBO
proudly onye ANAMBRA!
show me any state that has a higher cut off mark than anambra in ALL LEVELS OF EDUCATION
show me a state that has produced more FAMOUS PEOPLE than anambra
if you want names, try me
ANAMBRA ALONE BEATS THE WHOLE SW NC NE NW put together!
now add IMO ABIA EBONYI DELTA RIVERS AK CR BAYELSA
and you will see the reason people wanna die whenever SE/SS talk unity!

what is this one saying? Who una cut off marks or whatever don epp? Tribalistic bigot!

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seanwilliam:
tenks for d correction.....it's because of d fone m usin bro..

it doesnt matter about the phone, since all keypads are working fine, take your time to abbreviate well. No one is rushing to read your replies.

Is there any school/schools (preferably OAU) that accepts awaiting result (ND)? I mean schools that accept Transcripts after admission or whenever the transcript is ready.

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Donariok:
lol. I was booking space na

thank God you got the joke...was just messing around Bro.

Jlakeside:
Hello All,

I've not been trying to discourage you all but to tell you to buckle up instead of blaming the examination governing body. Yes I know Jamb has not been trying to improve from their lacklustre and incompetency BUT I've seen a extremely good result from a jamb candidate this year even with this jamb ineptness y'all shouting. What work for Mr A might not work for Mr B but Mr B should look for an alternative and stop blaming one for his failure...

August 21, 1983 I failed an exam at first attempt, but I studied extensively hard thereafter. I passed the exam on second attempt and I celebrated by fuccking a well-shaved, clean and nice pussay..

i wonder the kind exam you dey write on Sunday..Sunday school entrance exam? #Fake_Life

Donariok:
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for once, type something better.

Jlakeside:
Your first sentence is OK, but I hate the subsequent sentences.. Can you call your daddy a foool? Don't forget I'm celebrating my 51st birthday today. And what's wrong with my children typing all these "fucck" word?.. Thank God all my 3children are male and I know how they tear pusssy regularly in their rooms. I could remember vividly when my first son (a Unilag graduate) brought a girl home, after she greeted me in the sitting room, the other voice of hers I heard was in my son's room.. Shouting "My womb!!, my womb,!! Egbami ooo!!, ori iya mi ooo!!!,. My wife was scared that her son had damage someone's womb BUT I was just laughing that this guy look exactly like his father.. He isn't a bastard.. So why shouldn't my children see me type fucck when they know their papa is a big slammer of pusssy?.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

i couldnt help but quote you Sir. You have freedom of speech & expression. But, this is a faceless forum & age doesnt warrant respect here. I'll advice you stay back & only comment where/when necessary next time. just my 2cent advice. Happy Birthday by the way. ¡Felicidades!

AyarmBoye:
lolz.....do u mean u wana apply for dis year DE form?

Yes, if possible.

AyarmBoye:
Hope yah all have gotten ur jamb regularization??

meaning? I'm just about to write my 1st semester ND2 exams.

HomoSapiien:


Following the approach of the University of Ilorin POST-UTME which is carried out on a CBT platform consisting of 50 QUESTIONS based on ENGLISH, MATHEMATICS, BIOLOGY, GENERAL KNOWLEDGE irrespective of your choice course the following information will be absolutely vital in your preparation and are obtained from personal experience.
1.Whose image is on the 5naira note?
2.Who is the CEO of Facebook
3.Who is the father of Microsoft
4.What is the state whose capital is Benin city?
5.The word IQ means
6.Solve for (25/4)^1/2
7.what is the equivalent for Cos60°
8.what is the function of arteries
9.Which blood vessel is deeply situated?
10.The final year students of Engineering will be ________on Tuesday a.matriculating b.graduating c.convocating d inaugurating
11.A ______of keys a.bunch b.comb c.fleet
12. A group of sentence is called ____ a.morpheme b.paragraph c.word d.article
13. What is the smallest unit of language?
14. The plural of gravel is....,..
15. who is the author of things fall apart?
16. How many monothongs are there in English?
17.who is the Father of cell biology?
18. what cell has no nucleus and has affinity for oxygen?
Questions can also come from
1. angle of elevation and depression
2. Fraction and percentage
3.Ratio
4. Circulatory system
5. Transport system
6. Types of sentences
7. Essay and types
8.punctuation
9. Simple interest
10.parts of speech and their function

seriously! I cant answer 40% of all the few questions you asked. Do the needful by answering some abeg(no mind my laziness). E be like say i go go carry my Biology text back. And by the way bro, how was your score? And is there any Whatsapp group for Unilorin 2016/2017 aspirants?

If you're yet to take the UTME exercise, i'll advice you start going through your past questions(hardcopy or softcopy)......repeated questions dey! #Best_of_God.

VERTER:
just smiling but am scared within.This is my 1st jamb &although i want 2 smash DIBU i am sort of scared

keep calm and watch yourself JAMB Jamb. Dont be scared, but being nervous is allowed, once again, keep calm and take it (CBT) bit by bit and you wont have any course to write it 2017. With God by us, All is well.

elvis10ten:
Thanks @Koats14.
We will look into that and fix ASAP. Will appreciate if you can tell us which subjects you experienced that.
Thank you for choosing PrepUp https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=elvis10ten.com.past_questions&hl=en

English and Chemistry for now. And at times it chooses a different option other than the one selected.

For example in English language (using the Last days at Forcados...)

Who is Jimi's father?
A. Mr Jide
B. Wole
C. Mr Solade
D. Seyi Lawal

The answer is C, and during corrections it would tick a different choice (A, B, or D) instead of "C" that i chose initially and i'll be like "of all questions!"

elvis10ten:
Glad you love the app.
Please support the app by rating it 5 stars on playstore https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=elvis10ten.com.past_questions.
Thank you for choosing PrepUp

i love it to be sincere, but there are many blunders in it such as "Explanation of answers". Even though i got the answer, it still told me i was wrong(though the answer is correct & the app also recognizes it) and kept emphasising on the same acclaimed wrong point.....big ups to you, but please fix it.

Abimloaded:
Okulaja Ayodejiiiiiiiiii


U Bleep up oooo.... sent u messages on fb u no dey reply.

abeg no vex. I no too dey use facebook like before again jare, but kindly send me your number on facebook abeg..

Abimloaded:
Thanks.
Had to forgo Unilorin for some reasons in which "distance" stood as a major.
Also, m almost through with my ND Programme in a polytechnic here...

you still dey alive You remember me sha?

Akaujaa:
and what does "iwoomoyi" and "kosha gbado ma sise" mean because those are the focal points of your message. Learn to communicate effectively in public, this is not a yoruba forum.

he is entitled to his choice of language. By the way, "iwo omoyi" means "you this child" and "ko sha gbodo ma sise" means "it must not fail to work"

danwa25:
5 o level result in art or social science including maths and english. Make sure u av av a good score in jamb and post jamb.then pray. You can reach me on 08131185245 for further explanation.

he is entitled to a direct entry admission into 200level because he has A'levels....redress your answer.

jokesmaster:
Blue Screen of Death, otherwise known as BSOD, STOP or blue screen, is a common error that happens once or twice in the life of every computer. This error comes in many forms; sometimes, it just comes up and hangs your PC. At other times, it simply restarts your PC immediately, after displaying the blue screen error.


What causes BSOD?

BSOD is usually caused by recently installed programs or viruses, that tamper with the Windows Essential Files, modifying them and thereby making them unsable by Windows. This results in the BSOD. This can be really frustrating, especially if you are working on a very important project on your PC. This guide will show you how to fix the BSOD in just some simple steps.


How do I fix BSOD?

Depending on the kind of BSOD error, it can sometimes take hours to fix. The first step you should take is by asking yourself what you just did on your PC, which resulted in the BSOD. Think very deeply. Oh yeah! You remember now? Recall yourself clicking the left button on your mouse like crazy just to download that amazing game. And after you downloaded and installed, what happened next? BSOD!!!


Easiest Methods to Resolve BSOD

- Uninstall any newly installed program(s)

- Boot your PC using Last Known Good Configuration (while system is booting keeping pressing the F8 button to to undo recent registry and driver changes.

- Use System Restore to undo recent system changes.

- Roll Back device driver to previous version prior to your driver update.


After trying all the above and they don't fix your BSOD error, do not panic. Hope is not lost.


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- Download this program: Blue Screen of Death Fixer - http://www.datafilehost.com/d/74dcf5ba

- Run Installer

- After Installation, run the program.

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Now, click REPAIR button and patiently wait for the program to do it's job.



After that, restart your PC and your BSOD error is gone!


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sorry for quoting this long piece but my PC brings up a different blue screen with notification like ; "Hardware error Parity/memory system has halted" (not the complete message, would have sent it if i had my PC closeby while typing this). What can i do in this case?

*dont mind my typos or grammar.

PilotOz:
No difference, just that doing it at a cafe is more stressful and expensive.. Im nt sure the cafe u registered is accredited. What happened is that the cafe owner actually made arrangements with an actual accredited centre to send in some members of their staff on a weekly basis with the major computer to do the registration. More like affiliation.

thanks for the explanation.

McHenry99:
I found out different centres have varying prices for the jamb form and registration.
The prices are #6200 for cafe and #7000 for accredited centres.
Has anyone done it's registration at a lower price in an accredited centre?

What is the difference from the registration made at a cafe and the one made in an accredited center? I was charged N6500 at a business center(cant tell if he's an accredited agent)

Hello everyone, I'm Ayodeji, processing admission(2016/2017) into Unilorin(JambUTME) Civil Engineering and OAU(DE) Building Technology..I used to think it was crazy registering DE and UTME same year with exactly the same credentials. Can someone kindly enlighten me more?
cc HomoSapiien

dont8:
We're good, but one thing is sure, we will qualify from the group.

Btw, never forget we ain't mate when it comes to Champions League.

you are an Arsenal fan and you are telling a Chelsea fan that? You get manners so? Only thing you are good at is qualify for the Champions League.

Had no choice than to comment and concur on what the OP has just said..... Broke up 3days ago after spending 5months apart, she just stopped CARING and started nagging! #Distant Relationship Sucks..

Evathyst:
We better lose today so that Muorinho's sack letter can be fast-tracked.


It's now or never boys! Let's kick the vain-braggart out.

Meanwhile, Chelsea 1 : Aston villa 3 (FT).

tough times dont last, tough people do! #Mou all the way #ChelseaForLife

happened earlier this year. So this faithful evening, i drank JEDI(herbal alcoholic drink), and within minutes i was feeling high! & the girl i was with kept teasing me to do her gently when we get home.
When we eventually got to her place, her friend was sleeping over and there was no other options to choose from. I tried coercing her into managing the little privacy but she no gree. I had uninterrupted erect_ion throughout the night I fear that sh*t till date!

Looking for the remaining 7pics.

Where were you when this kind of topic made first page? Find something new abegi!

basty:
These people are saints.












Crime has no language or tribe


It is only Yoruba people that are criminals in Nigeria.

After all they imported crimes from their neighbour from the East.

They started kidnapping and other violent crimes.

ode leleyi ooooo. Dey counter wetin e just talk.

Crime has no language or tribe

yoruba na religion abi club? Weere

Kunlexic:
And u are sure that it is ur 6ta and not u

lol, i'm not ashamed of failure....if it was i, would surely speciffy. chilling @ the only federal poly in osun and also aspiring for admission(D.E) into oau if ceteris paribus next year.

So if i'm all things, i can never be ashamed of my current situation because there's stilll work in progress to rectify it......so fasten your seat-belt and watch me soar.