₦airaland Forum

Moana:
jan 2016

still far way!!!! hmmmmm thought its few days away sef,

fajigirl:
You see when one has to[b] hustle for fame and fortune[/b] they think everyone else has to do the same. Travelling is my passion, my blog my fun outlet. If one day my blog goes commercial i don't mind but for now it ain't my meal ticket.

Anyhoo anyone in the UK this month and Turkey next month?

I AMNT a hustler{ the other meaning} i bet you one
STIs will only slow down your hustle ministry

Moana:
Who wants to waka go Morocco with me

u not flying that crude SA express so u can have more puff puff to give to ur kwashiokor stricken pikin ? i tot u were even in the UK
hmmmmmmmmmmm

fajigirl:
Jealous debars people from growth and excellence.....

Jealousy you mean?? hmmmmmm again

Cunningness , Ingenuity, "Over sabi{ wish i know the true meaning lol}"[size=15pt] BARS[/size] people from fame and wealth! ;

fajigirl:
You are a funny character. The front page quest started off as a joke cause i thought the blind date for travellers concept was cool and fun. Life is not that serious mister.

I don't know where you are[b] based[/b]? but in Europe where i am, people are more open to meet strangers hence why some will even book hostels or travel solo in order to be able to mingle with locals, strangers and in short anybody. Nigerians/Africans tend to have a different mentality since they are understandably consumed with paranoia with the expectation of falling into the hands of kidnappers, rapist, ritualist, witches and wizards. As my blog suggests, i am well travelled hence why i decided to start the travel blog. I don't need to defend myself or purpose to you....

hmmmmm I amnt based [/b]but [b]resident in the United States.
The intent cannot be taken away put more aggression and innovation into how your "site" can make you be a frequent visitor at your local bank branch.
This method is crass and not in any way ingenious to say the least

FemiFaniKayode:
Prof na English u study?

Common sense bro!
This particular{ Nigerian} way of speaking arises when people indulge in too much broken English even mother tongues like Yoruba and Igbo do no confer that plural tense structure when speaking
Eg

Yoruba: Oruko mi ni; Musibau Akanni Ajanlekoko note it is not Awon oruko mi ni

Igbo: Aham bu: Okechukwu Nnabuife Otagburuagwu not plural { dont even know the plural form in Igbo} lol

fajigirl:
Ok let me clarify, this post is not for me; it is for the nairaland community i.e. for the single ladies and bobos to connect whilst travelling. I am making myself available for this purpose to kick things off and to encourage the shy folks to get involved as I think that it is an interesting concept. I call it "blind date for travellers" but it need not be a "date" which allows those not necessarily searching to participate (i fall into this category). No one needs to interview me further please Eseeeeeeeee

Dont feel the need to be cagey as no matter how noble your quest may seem the motive/intent are centered around generating traffic for your "blog" or whatever it is. How many countries have you been to yourself that you think you are capable enough to start this "match making" process?
Noone wants a strange, chatty, talkative travel companion on a trip that is long enough to make me freak out.
I am an ardent supporter of meeting people in real life situations rather than some strangers breathing down my neck.
Maybe if you mellow down on your crave for front page you will get the needed traffic you need on you "site"
Internet marketing has gone beyond this crude way of you trying to indirectly make money for yourself.

#unsolicitedadvicetakeorleave

typical Nigerian English!!!!!

the name of an INDIVIDUAL no matter how complex or its multiciplicity is Singular and should only carry obviously the singular tense structure { my name is Jin Chen Wi}.
However, where an individual is also known by certain aliases and there is need to put ''and" it naturally follows the plural structure as the speaker is technically denoting asides his first,middle and last name { which are simple and singular } he is also known by an alias in this case the individual goes "my names are Jin Chen Wi and Raleigh Bulldog{Street name}"

Note in this case the speaker is letting the audience know i am "plural" in nature{ known by different names depending on environment or office}

fajigirl:
Lol na only in my past life

what has transformed u in ur "recent" life?

fajigirl:
Lol I am not taking anyone seriously yet o just having fun with this concept of meeting folks while travelling but who know maybe a real testimony will come out of it

but wait ooooo are u that ugly/bad that noone wants u in real life

zeezahbee:
Am good. You live in Texas??

hey

kunlebal:
Like our president.

dont know abt that

6packdude:
Oh boy.... I'm in the new jersey area.

Boy thinks: I wonder how many of us she's talking to

o boy she is for EVERYONE and for NOBODY na wa u ooooooo u

zeezahbee:
Am good. You live in Texas??

next door okc. email me

zeezahbee:
just eat healthy. You are just 16 years

lol hey how are you?

Elparaiso:
You don't rear children. Your children are not animals.... Or maybe they are, most probably....

This is my last answer to you... Ciao

lol hey Junior u lack basic thinking skills

Elparaiso:
I don't know what to say anymore....
Do you have a problem with me getting a visa or what?

where u are coming we have bin living and rearing children 11yrs now andstill counting JJC

ferdimako:
If ur PCC is not up to a year...don't worry. It is still OK...

are u the VO??
where is that moderator?

Elparaiso:
Stop using ota pia pia....
Too many dead rats in you room...
You carrying the smell around

this is my room and you are the dead rat

YoursGEJ:
See this monkey. You dey behind your laptop dey type rubbish. From your living room, you have figured out why boko haram is "kicking NA azzes" abi? Why you no leave your comfortable house and go to the battlefield to show them how to defeat BH?

Your type cannot cocck a common pistol yet you come NL dey form sabi sabi. Stop foaming from the mouth and get yourself treated for epilepsy. And then shut up if you cannot say a prayer for the gallant men and women who put their lives on the line so that you can sleep at night

na quarell him collect ur woman?

Elparaiso:
What's suspicious...?

i repeat again i smell a big rat!!!!

Elparaiso:
OK I will this evening....
But please make sure the documents are complete....
VO: Good Morning
Me:Good morning sir (with a smile)
VO: why are you going to America?
Me: For studies
Vo: Graduate or undergraduate?
Me: undergraduate.
Vo: what secondary schools did you attend?
Me: bleep at 200* and bleep at 200*
Vo: what course are gonna study?
Me: elect elect engr
Vo:why elect elect(while looking at me intently, study me I think)
Me:because I love robots and I believe they are the future...everything is automated this days(while returning the look)
Vo: how are you going to pay for the course
Me: I was awarded a partial scholarship due to my score on Sat (shows him i-20)
Vo:but that's just bleep amount, how about the rest(looks at me again)
Me: my mum would pay for the rest(returns look)
Vo: what does she do?
Me:she sell clothes. She imports and sells them in Nigeria..
Vo:how much does she earn?
Me: I don't know but o brought her statement of account for 2015 (brings out statement of acct from file and gives him)
Vo: (reads it a lil bit, returns it) have you taken any advanced tests or exams
Me: yes ,I took the SAT (hhands him sat printout)
Vo: (reads it) what was your score?
Me: bleep
Vo: ok ,your visa has been approved and would he ready for pick up in a weeks time...
Me: thank you very much, can I have my passport please
Vo: no you can't, it will be picked up with your visa...
Me: thank you sir... ( bounces out like a boss)


Brethren that's how it went down....
I didn't have a reason for picking elect elect....
Just formed one on the spot...
Also I had chronic cough that I battled with throughout the interview....
Thanks

hmmmmmmmm i smell a rat

firstEVA:
he is a moderator, watch it.

so what na SHELL him dey moderate?

MsZeezah:
And then you woke up!

you say?

MsZeezah:
I think you should[b][/b] go and learn how to write like you're learned first [b][/b]( i can barely understand the gibberish you typed), then maybe we can talk.

Bye.

lol. Prof Wole d girl whey dem born inside queen of England palace.

u are a wannabe. na "come chop" gals like u we dey use do breakfast

MsZeezah:
Thank you. His post reeks of lack of comprehension. I paid for the plane ride and I might as[b] well do what I like. [/b]

oh girl u cant do wat u like its not a PJ stop constituting a nuisance to yourself, family, immediate society and nationality.

as u pay for ride ur can as wel carry big cooler from house so they go pack al the food u pay inside

U be OTOLO