₦airaland Forum

Duke007:
Praise God! I got a good job today. I saw the advert for the job late last month and applied immediately and pronto, l attended two interviews and test before getting my letter of offer today. I had been hunting for job for the past few months before God finally did it for me.
Many thanks to Mr. Seun for this platform and the OP who posted the advert. May God bless ya all. To all job seekers out there, don't give up and keep applying, you will share your testimony soon. P.S Mr. Seun, pls send me your phone number so that l can send you a 'thank you' credit for your phone. Selah.

"fantastic" huh how much is ur per annum?

mustiiz:
Rememba she is ur sista

Bia nwoke i sabi my sister

bossit:
How did they miss killing this "ram" for sallah?

I TAYA OOOOOOO?

Them for carry am go Ikorodu abi Oshodi for those ileya ram fights

[size=15pt]I MUST TO FINE BY FIRE BY FORCE[/size]

#salahram

lawyer:
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association of space bookers

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Atmmachine:
Sorry.
Dumb ass.
The people who wash plates here are 10 times richer than your family.
I can give you a visit visa to come wash plate here for only 7 months & you will become a millionaire instantly.
How is that ??
I'm not joking.
Send me a mail if you're serious.

my family will rather be a king in their father land than a slave in ur america

Atmmachine:
Sorry.
You don't belong here.

i lnow. u belong in america but which ghetto u dey? na plate u dey wash abi dead body?

[[s]quote author=Atmmachine post=38234502]People always ask me when i will be returning to Nigeria, my answer to them is "Never".
You have your president who wasted time in declaring his assets and when he finally did, he declared a false asset.
Why not go arrest the president first before arresting innocent civil servants ??

I will forever remain a slave in America where there is law & orderliness than come back to my home country where every rich man is above the law.

What's the outcome of Amechi's trial ??What of Sariki ?? Not guilty.
This people will go to court just to deceive ignorant Nigerians and at the end of the day, they will go home free.
Nigeria is just cursed.[/quote][/s]


which ajegunle for America u dey?

this SAN just dey bully dis abokkkkiiiii Judge

quote author=SeverusSnape post=38188283]I've [s]experienced this before, It happened about two years ago. There was this hot and sexy girl in my department, She was asking me out, Now I don't have a problem with a female asking for a relationship with me because it's not something new to me, But I had to decline because she was a mad runs girl, mehn hers was just too much. I didn't mince words, I just told her simply, "You're just not my type, and there's nothing that can go on between us", I'm not the type that 'chop and clean mouth' if not so eh...I would have done the undo able with her.

She persisted, But when she realized I was not giving in, She had to find her way.[/s][/quote]babe whey toast ugly bastard like you must be one scary hell of an ugly orangutan.

babe toast you? you! [size=14pt]LWTMB[/size]
u be another wailing poster boy of [size=15pt]TonyeTHEBASTARD[/size]

Oh its [size=18pt]TonyeTHEBASTARD[/size]

[size=22pt]GERRARAHIA[/size] JOOORRR

mtcheeeewww its [size=18pt]TonyeTHEBASTARD[/size] again.

jobless wannabe unregistered politician whey no sabi him ward number and ward chairman for Rivers.

Yeye dey smell

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Hidentity:
I think that I have observed this for quite a while and I think that it need be said.

I expressed my concern on why Nigerian youths remain leaders of tomorrow even till tomorrow to someone a few years back, and he suggested that I become a member of a few social media outfits. I did- Nairaland is one. He didn't say more, but I have seen more.

E-friends, it is easier to trap the water in an ocean in a glass cup than it is to see one reasonable comment on a page on Nairaland. Is it that hard to just ignore a topic if one has nothing intellectually benefiting or wise to say than insult the feelings of a tribe, religion or sex?

Look at it from here, a lot of unemployed youths are here lamenting and the story continues year in and out. If you were an employer, are you likely to take someone on a forum like this serious to conduct the affairs of your business or firm? These things matter, but it seems we either don't know or we just deny that we don't. There are people of incredible and distinguished personalities here, but with these comments fanning the embers of ethnic war, can youths like us be left with sensitive issues like nation building?

We can't lament that we are being sidelined when we lack the diplomatic tact and mental credential to make a simple remarkable comment. Insult me for this, I don't care- people take to insult when they are short of logic. But it is saddening that these e-children of ethnic war are thought to mirror the rest of us who are not in the bandwagon of victims of social, moral and intellectual decadence.

I expected that Seun or the mods would fashion out a way to halt this madness. The truth is that not paying attention to little details has lead to several wars and disasters. If this trend of singling out an ethnic group as criminals, rapists or ritualists subsists, we all may not be able to tell the story of the consequences. We can choose our actions, but we cannot choose the consequences, why don't you just keep quiet or type something worthwhile?

I am a proud Yoruba and a Christain, but I know that in my formation process, I became human first before becoming a Yoruba or a Christian and as long as the next person is human, I should be fair to him. Why can't we just live and let live? The leaders of tomorrow are just more terrible than the ones of today.

If an Igbo person is caught for doing drugs, it is not because he is Igbo- it is because of the inherent criminal nature in every human which he didn't curb. If one Hausa man is caught for terrorism, it is not because Hausa people are terrorists, it is because of the inhumane part of every human he did not restrict. If a Yoruba man is caught for raping, it does not make Yoruba people rapists, it is because that particular Yoruba man failed to control the animal instinct in him. Committing crime is never an identity of any tribe or ethnic group because speaking English does not make one a Briton.

The future awaits us- we cannot succeed in giving it the best with the way we reason, comment and react here.

Thanks

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who art thou to sit on the judgement throne?

to thy tent oh son of an Egyptian

Tonnierichy:
What about TonyeBarcanista?! Or are jobless ones not included?!

You meant [size=18pt]TonyeTHEBASTARD[/size] ?

flyca:
See them leaders of tomorrow

If u are in Rome behave like the Romans.

[size=18pt]SHIKENA[/size]

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flyca:
And come back in a year's time

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keep quiet joor which one year?

rather sort the deptal secretary she will pull out my script i will use the spare answer booklet i have and she will chook the new one whey i done write full back

[size=18pt]LOBATAN[/size] and by the way na top rated federal uni ooooo

Nwokenta Kingsley,
Buchito; aka Onyebuchi
Onwuasoanya Augustine Chukwuemeka,
Christian Okoli Ifor,
Nwokenta Emmanuel Maduakolam
Ezenwa Ikenna,
Ezenwa Uzoma

eyin Boys its Quiz time [size=16pt]where are the above names from[/size]?

If u answer correctly you get 1000naira Recharge card any network

GlorifiedTunde:
Pele Joseph Edgar

If I add to the two thousand naira will it calm your nerves?

Go and work and make money, when you're in millions don't give to any Church.

CHIKENA!!!

HAVE YOU EVER STOPPED TO THINK THAT MAY BE THE REASON YOU HAVE ONLY #2000 LEFT IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T PAY YOUR TITHES

no mind am person with 2000naira they yab MOG wey be billionaire

BraniacX:
You asked the question and as such can not profer an answer olodo! and as such i can rightly deduce you're trying to extrapolate your life experience on to me but nah!! I'm not of your kind nor ilk fleabag neither are my parents but if you must write your autobiography, do it after i have properly schooled you okay! truly ashewo joint is no place to raise a kid, just look at yourself what a pity

you say?

BraniacX:
Type in english motherfvcker

'Cos unlike you i wasn't conceived and schooled at an agbero motor park beside a notorious ashewo joint

where were u "conceived and schooled" at?

inside bush wen conji hold ur mentally deranged father and couldn't hold but fuuucccck ur mommas rotten pusssssyyyyy

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BraniacX:
Now that's more like it

you are a wasted speeerrrrrrm borne by an olosho mother

TonyeBarcanista:
Continue Mr Governor. Amaechi should prove his innocence to the Commission. As for GEJ, he is NOT afraid of PMB's probe.

wetin be your ward number for Rivers State PDP?

naijadeyhia:
It has not paid him shi not to mention shishi

He thinks its by posting jagbajantis on nairaland.

ask am for him PDP membership card or him ward chairman name he no sabi

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The roles of the minister and permanent secretary are distinct and straight forward. The importance of ministers cannot be over-emphasised. It is instructive to note that Nigeria is not an isolated case when it comes to ministers/permanent secretaries. The United States for instance have Under-Secretaries, which is Nigeria equivalent of Permanent Secretaries, and Secretaries which is ministers equivalent.

Contraty to Buhari's perception, ministers are not for 'noisemaking', neither are they meant to 'fill space' except the incompetent and clueless ones. Without cabinet ministers, a country will be likened to one on 'Auto-piloting'. More importantly, our constitution provide for offices of Ministers just as it provide for the offices of the President and Vice President.

To be fair with the President, his perception of Ministers is inappropriate. I wonder what prompted him to utter such statement when he was a former minister under the General Olusegun Obasanjo military regime between 1977-79. Is he trying to say that he was a 'noisemaking' minister in General Obasanjo cabinet?


May God Bless Us All[/quote][/s]

[size=18pt]TonyeTHEBASTARD[/size]

Seriously get a real job!!!!! this hasn't paid you shishi

Mogidi:
@the emboldened, would Buhari appoint ministers considering they're "distractions"?

Yea cos the constitution has put him in such precarious situation.

Get a life a good one at that. your moniker sounds more like "shigidi" it's affecting your way of life.

stickncarrot:
Auto correct is not a human constructed English. Meanwhile, I am talking about Buhari here, do I need to construct any good English to talk about Buhari? Does he know how to speak? Does he understand one?


I don't support slowpokes.

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Arrant Nonsense.

we that understand English why can't you relate to us in clean, clear, q
ueens English?

[s]You're still high on french weed... Next will be Russian weed!

Whenever u're high on two wraps of weeds... You often forget a lot of things.... Like ur land in rivers state... And if ur school cert is with the military or not!

Sai BuBu [[/s]/quote]

where dis one comot from? u don post sometin for ur mind abi?

shioooooooooo

OgologoDimkpa:
Nonsense, na this Kwashiokor position he see to give Igbo man. Whatever happened to all the juicy positions.
Buhari should keep on deceiving himself

what is juicy position?

SeverusSnape:
Okay, But is this time morning at your location?

oh yea best time for some Starbucks wink wink