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Religion / Re: What The Bible Teaches About These Five Church Practices by Koboseadotorg(m): 11:04am On Mar 13, 2016
ryom:
Except the tithe: Tithe is still relevant relevant, which is why Jesus said do it but more importantly do justice, mercy and faithfulness. Matt23:23, LK 11:42.
Wedding in church neither right nor wrong but tradition. In many places people don't marry in church anymore but you must have someone in authority and a few people as witnesses, and of course parental consent. So also wedding/engagement rings, these are not scripture but not necessarily wrong. So you can marry in court, by the beach, in your sitting room etc.

Christmas is tradition dating from Constantine. It is neither right nor wrong to choose a date to celebrate the birthday of Jesus. Whether it is right or wrong to do it on a day that previously was a pagan celebration is up for debate, but you not required to do it in Scriptures. The main New Testament ordinances are Holy Communion and Water Baptism.

There are a lot of traditions that get incorporated into faith practice locally. The important thing is to know what is scripture and what is not. What is scripture you are obligated to do, what is not, you're not. Trouble is, many people don't read their Bibles.

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Education / Re: Jamb Cbt Centres Demanding Money From Students Before Entry by Koboseadotorg(m): 7:01pm On Mar 08, 2016
#TenMillionNairaDamages

IT IS DIBU THAT WE KNOW BECAUSE HE DELEGATED THEM.

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Health / Re: Help! My Anus Always Smell Like Fart. by Koboseadotorg(m): 1:35pm On Mar 06, 2016
y takuradua : 7:53pm Modath Firefire Gbawe Ajepako Doveda Cruzita Daretodiffer Justwise Mynd1 Mynd44 Seun lalasticlala obinoscopy


Pls don't allow this thread to die.
Education / Re: IbrahimShamwily: Highest JAMB Score In 2016 (photo) by Koboseadotorg(m): 8:11am On Mar 04, 2016
congrats
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service 2016 Opened Today by Koboseadotorg(m): 8:49pm On Mar 02, 2016
lastmessenger:
For the first time airforce is not collecting money.hmm see what good the fear of buhari has brought to Nigerian youths
taa
Last year, NDA didn't charge money for their registration. You just need to go to their website and sign up.
But this year they are charging 3k which is being paid through remita.
I BELIEVE THE FEAR OF BUHARI TRIGGERED THAT TOO.

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Health / Re: Help! My Anus Always Smell Like Fart. by Koboseadotorg(m): 9:42am On Feb 12, 2016
igraman:
@OP were you an homosexual
I was brought up in a disciplined christian home. At 19, I hv only seen two adults on the bed in nollywood movies. I hv never even seen them in real life not to talk of engaging in it myself. As for gayism, I don't even believe that it exist though I hear news about it.
Health / Re: Help! My Anus Always Smell Like Fart. by Koboseadotorg(m): 9:34am On Feb 12, 2016
chriskosherbal:
See a herbal doctor, for total eradication, contact me.
You didn't leave a contact there.
Health / Help! My Anus Always Smell Like Fart. by Koboseadotorg(m): 8:28pm On Feb 11, 2016
Hi nairalanders.
I'm sorry to border u guys. But there is one thing that has taken my happiness.
My anus acutely smell like fart, which makes it to seem that I fart uncontrollably.
It all started six years ago. I was walking and noticed a liquid that was gushing out of my anus, I went to a convenient place, touched and sniffed the liquid, it smelled like poo.
Since then, it became as if it gushes out mildly. But my anus will smell like poo if I don't constrict it while strolling.
But after some months, it graduated to my anus smelling like fart.
Even if I just finished bathing and dress up, just 4 meters stroll will make me to smell like fart.
I have been to one a hospital because of this before, I was tested and was given some drugs but it didn't work for me.
I have also taken lots of all these herbal mixtures but it didn't remedy it.
Now I'm tired of both the ailment and .
....
I wonder why this is happening to me.
I have neither engaged in anal intercourse nor normal intercourse itself. I have always maintained celibacy.
How can I conquer this anus sensitivity and also the acute fart smell that overpower my fragrance and draw rude attention to me.

I have made up my mind to give up. But on a second thought, I remembered the greatest online Nigerian family (nairaland)

I'm willing to answer any question that will lead to the remedy of this my predicament. Thanks.




y takuradua : 7:53pm
Modath
Firefire
Gbawe
Ajepako
Doveda
Cruzita
Daretodiffer
Justwise
Mynd1
Mynd44 Seun lalasticlala obinoscopy
Career / Re: Why Are Nurses Treated Unfairly In The Health Sector? by Koboseadotorg(m): 5:57pm On Feb 07, 2016
It seems lalasticlala and uncle seun are anti nurses.
Career / Re: An Open Letter To Buhari By A Graduate Male Nurse by Koboseadotorg(m): 10:43am On Jan 27, 2016
sirteayeni:
My comment made you this passionate ? embarassed Sorry o
I'm not angry with you oo..
Career / Re: An Open Letter To Buhari By A Graduate Male Nurse by Koboseadotorg(m): 10:21am On Jan 27, 2016
sirteayeni:
OP, wait o lemme go and call my househelp to help me read this...
Seems she has time..
Judging from ur comments, you are contributing a great percent of Nigerias' backwardness.
Career / An Open Letter To Buhari By A Graduate Male Nurse by Koboseadotorg(m): 9:52am On Jan 27, 2016
Nursing in the university, though
rigorous, grooms graduate nurses to
become independent and aims to
provide research oriented nurses who
are capable of using intellectual
prowess and critical thinking to
diagnose patients’ conditions
accurately, provide necessary
management and assist clients to
achieve optimal health.

The Bachelor of
Nursing Science (BNSc) Program
prepares graduates to take leadership
positions and roles in every arm of
health care deliveries and agencies. It
also aims to produce graduate nurses
who use evidence- based practice
with a more detailed theoretical
background and a concentrated clinical
skills and prowess for the optimal
outcome of patients’ wellbeing and
that of the communities at large.


However, all these are mirage and are
liken to castles built in the sky, If these
set of graduate nurses are enrolled into
the national youth service without
allowing them to participate in the one
year mandatory internship program as
stipulated by National Universities
Commission (NUC) for decades. The
proposed Internship is a one year
mandatory clinical and hospital based
program designed for fresh graduates
of health professions like pharmacy,
med lab science, radiography, nutrition,
medicine, Occupational Therapy,
dentistry and physiotherapy to undergo
before enrolling them into the national
youth service. Hence, these
aforementioned disciplines go for a year
internship in any government approved
hospitals except our noble profession
NURSING.

Nothing on earth justifies the
exclusion of graduate nurses from this
mandatory one year internship
program?
It is malignant and disastrous to allow
these set of graduate nurses into the
national youth service without the one
year internship program, because
majority of these fresh professionals
would have remained hibernated for at
least 14 months post graduation, before
the youth service mobilization comes
their ways. During this space of 14
months staying at home awaiting call
up letter to serve their fatherland as
mandated by the law of the land as a
requirement for employment in both
government and private parastatals,
these set of polyvalent graduate nurses
become cold and malnourished
clinically and because of lack of
involvement in clinical apprenticeship,
they are rendered clinically sedated
and tyro.

The result is a clinically
deficient graduate nurse who could only
perfectly quote theories and textbooks
without actually appreciating the real
practice of nursing in all ramifications.
These are the set of people the
government, ministry of health and
Nursing and Midwifery Council of
Nigeria(NMCN) are comfortably allowed
to proceed into the national youth
service without undergoing the 12
months internship program that will
make them a full fledged nurse
practitioner, unlike their counterparts in
other health related professions who
might have undergone a full 12 months
internship program in approved
hospitals before the national youth
service.

It is laughable and taunting to
expect these graduate nurses to
perform at par with their counterparts
in the health sector who underwent
internship program or as expected by
their employers in their various primary
places of assignment during the youth
service. Without this one year
internship program, graduate nurses
posted to communities during the youth
service may become endangered
species to the host communities rather
than becoming nurse clinicians who
should salvage the lives of vulnerable
and sick individuals in the communities.
This is as a result of the deaf ears
turned to the crying and yawning of
nursing students, lecturers, and nurses
by policy makers and some set of
individuals who perceive internship for
fresh graduates of BNSc as a threat to
them, or in one way or the other have
been benefiting from the unveiled
hatred and ill harsh meted on the
graduate nurses.


These set of individuals clog the
wheels of progress of the nursing
profession thereby making the
profession burdensome and backward
with little motivation for these fresh
graduates who spent close to six years
studying nursing and midwifery. The
Nursing and Midwifery Council of
Nigeria (NMCN), National Association of
Nigerian Nurses and Midwives
(NANNM) and the government know
that it is disdaining, unethical and
unprofessional to allow graduates of
this profession into the national youth
service without having them to go
through the mandatory one year
internship program that will help them
make a smooth transition from a theory
based practice to a more clinical
platform, enable graduates to
appreciate the glance of clinical practice
and also make them proficient,
confident and skillful in nursing practice
and marketability by their employers.


It is therefore imperative that the
National Association of Nigerian Nurses
and Midwives (NANNM) challenge this
unwholesome affront meted on nursing
profession. We condemn this
unequivocally and refuse to be half
baked anymore. NANNM should rise
against all present anomaly and
doldrums that make it such that even
the closest professionals to the patients
are sidelined from an internship capable
of transforming them into full fledged
professionals.

BY OLOYE ABIOLA OLUWAFEMI
Rn,BNSc. (Ife)
08068063250


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Lalasticlala
seun
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Employers Shouldn't Discriminate Against Graduates by Koboseadotorg(m): 8:53am On Jan 05, 2016
observing
Career / Re: Which Universities Are Good In Computer Science Course by Koboseadotorg(m): 8:00am On Dec 31, 2015
Your question should be, which university is less competitive.

If not, reality will slap you in the face.

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Jokes Etc / Re: This Is How People Take Their Bath During Harmattan by Koboseadotorg(m): 9:15am On Dec 06, 2015
So your man tells you he is not planning on having kids or getting married anytime soon as he is still sorting out his life... He tells you he wants to have his second degree, a proper house and a bigger car first. You sit there smiling with just a birth certificate thinking how 'lucky' a wife you'll be?
With the little he has, you ask for Brazilian hair and designer shoes. He goes to work and then straight to class after work. He leaves you in pyjamas in the morning and returns to find you in the same pyjamas in the evening. While he studies you watch 'African Magic' and 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'
He comes back home to find pap and chicken in the microwave. The only serious conversation you ever have is about the type of groceries you guys need.
The only advice you give him is "Babe you need to buy a new pair of socks, the ones you bought last time are torn." Nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth. No plans of making your own life better. Yes you're are pretty, no doubt about that. But so is every second girl passing by.
Don't you realise that you're not doing anything a maid can't do? When he finishes studying, the first thing he will do is REPLACE HIS MAID. Because then he would be able to afford a maid and have a PROPER WIFE/GF who has brains.
That's when we are going hear your infamous last words, "I was with him through thick and thin when he had nothing, now that he is successful he thinks I am nothing."
Truth is, yes, you're right. You've always been NOTHING but a maid to him.
My dear, empower yourself to be the woman a successful man wants to be with... a woman who would be able to sustain her home if anything happens to his job or his health!
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Written by a Nigerian girl. Please share this and help someone.

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Religion / Re: Is It Wrong To Name A Child JESUS?? by Koboseadotorg(m): 9:13am On Dec 06, 2015
So your man tells you he is not planning on having kids or getting married anytime soon as he is still sorting out his life... He tells you he wants to have his second degree, a proper house and a bigger car first. You sit there smiling with just a birth certificate thinking how 'lucky' a wife you'll be?
With the little he has, you ask for Brazilian hair and designer shoes. He goes to work and then straight to class after work. He leaves you in pyjamas in the morning and returns to find you in the same pyjamas in the evening. While he studies you watch 'African Magic' and 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'
He comes back home to find pap and chicken in the microwave. The only serious conversation you ever have is about the type of groceries you guys need.
The only advice you give him is "Babe you need to buy a new pair of socks, the ones you bought last time are torn." Nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth. No plans of making your own life better. Yes you're are pretty, no doubt about that. But so is every second girl passing by.
Don't you realise that you're not doing anything a maid can't do? When he finishes studying, the first thing he will do is REPLACE HIS MAID. Because then he would be able to afford a maid and have a PROPER WIFE/GF who has brains.
That's when we are going hear your infamous last words, "I was with him through thick and thin when he had nothing, now that he is successful he thinks I am nothing."
Truth is, yes, you're right. You've always been NOTHING but a maid to him.
My dear, empower yourself to be the woman a successful man wants to be with... a woman who would be able to sustain her home if anything happens to his job or his health!
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Written by a Nigerian girl. Please share this and help someone.

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Jokes Etc / Re: This Is What Okada Men In Lagos Will Look Like This Harmattan by Koboseadotorg(m): 9:08am On Dec 06, 2015
So your man tells you he is not planning on having kids or getting married anytime soon as he is still sorting out his life... He tells you he wants to have his second degree, a proper house and a bigger car first. You sit there smiling with just a birth certificate thinking how 'lucky' a wife you'll be?
With the little he has, you ask for Brazilian hair and designer shoes. He goes to work and then straight to class after work. He leaves you in pyjamas in the morning and returns to find you in the same pyjamas in the evening. While he studies you watch 'African Magic' and 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'
He comes back home to find pap and chicken in the microwave. The only serious conversation you ever have is about the type of groceries you guys need.
The only advice you give him is "Babe you need to buy a new pair of socks, the ones you bought last time are torn." Nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth. No plans of making your own life better. Yes you're are pretty, no doubt about that. But so is every second girl passing by.
Don't you realise that you're not doing anything a maid can't do? When he finishes studying, the first thing he will do is REPLACE HIS MAID. Because then he would be able to afford a maid and have a PROPER WIFE/GF who has brains.
That's when we are going hear your infamous last words, "I was with him through thick and thin when he had nothing, now that he is successful he thinks I am nothing."
Truth is, yes, you're right. You've always been NOTHING but a maid to him.
My dear, empower yourself to be the woman a successful man wants to be with... a woman who would be able to sustain her home if anything happens to his job or his health!
---------------
Written by a Nigerian girl. Please share this and help someone.

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Career / Re: Nurses Forum: Let's Meet Here by Koboseadotorg(m): 6:02am On Dec 04, 2015
I'm here dear nurses.
I just got admission in the uni to study nursing.


It's like
davide047,
lalasticlala
uboma
seun
farano
ishilove are gainst nurses.
I saw pharmacists and doctors thread on the front page.

Why then is that of the nurses different?
Business / Re: 10 Signs You Will Be Very Rich by Koboseadotorg(m): 10:29am On Nov 30, 2015
12. You are a member of a political party.

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Celebrities / Re: People Should Stop Judging Wizkid – Wande Coal. by Koboseadotorg(m): 3:23pm On Nov 29, 2015
Its obvious that Wande cool is the kid here.
Celebrities / Re: . by Koboseadotorg(m): 3:16pm On Nov 29, 2015
Daddy please forgive the person that opened this thread.
Nairaland / General / Re: Business And A Job, If Given The Options. Which Will You Pick? by Koboseadotorg(m): 3:14pm On Nov 29, 2015
Princeojua:
I when to church today, a pastor worked to me and asked "What do you want", Business or Job? I quickly said Business. what do you guys think? I'm an undergraduate, 200level in one of the country's university.
Bro, I hope you hv not spoken ill against Patience Jonathan before?
Nairaland / General / Re: Business And A Job, If Given The Options. Which Will You Pick? by Koboseadotorg(m): 3:04pm On Nov 29, 2015
Op, I think the question should be
"between TRADING and SALARY EARNING which one will you pick?
Jokes Etc / Re: Capture This Mode Of Transportation During Fuel Scarcity by Koboseadotorg(m): 3:00pm On Nov 29, 2015
It is called transportation by blank brain.

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Education / Re: Public Primary School In Manchester (pix) by Koboseadotorg(m): 11:57am On Nov 29, 2015
Even if they restructure our public schools in naija like this, their staffing will be patience jonathanic.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Is This The Most Beautiful Mosque In Nigeria? by Koboseadotorg(m): 11:39am On Nov 29, 2015
"Laugh a minute."
A grandma is shopping with her grandson.The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma shouts: "Degree put the toy back"!
A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, is that his name? The grandma replied "Yes I sent his mother to university and this is what she brought back"

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Politics / Re: #TREANDING: Joke Of The Week by Koboseadotorg(m): 2:40pm On Nov 28, 2015
UltimateDaniel:

You must be from Warri grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

No bro.
I'm from Daura

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Politics / Re: Pro-biafra Agitators Are Miscreants – Obasanjo by Koboseadotorg(m): 2:29pm On Nov 28, 2015
Yea.


Also Pro THIRD TENURE SEEKING agitators are miscreants.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Bags 'best Graduating Medical Student' from Texila American University. by Koboseadotorg(m): 2:23pm On Nov 28, 2015
Congrats sir.
Thank God our politicians can only buy first class honours for their kids.

But guess what, THEY CANNOT BUY THE BEST GRADUATING!
Sports / Re: Chelsea Boss Mourinho Attacks Drogba For Saying Chelsea Team Lacks Leaders by Koboseadotorg(m): 2:21pm On Nov 28, 2015
End time coach!
Romance / Re: Two Nairalanders Having Fun ;) by Koboseadotorg(m): 2:17pm On Nov 28, 2015
I guess you changed the colour of the pic just to hide the quality of the environment and the wine.

But guess what, we are not blind!

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