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Religion / Re: What The Bible Teaches About These Five Church Practices by Koboseadotorg(m): 11:04am On Mar 13, 2016 |
ryom: 5567 Likes |
Education / Re: Jamb Cbt Centres Demanding Money From Students Before Entry by Koboseadotorg(m): 7:01pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
#TenMillionNairaDamages IT IS DIBU THAT WE KNOW BECAUSE HE DELEGATED THEM. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Help! My Anus Always Smell Like Fart. by Koboseadotorg(m): 1:35pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
y takuradua : 7:53pm
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Mynd44 Seun lalasticlala obinoscopy Pls don't allow this thread to die. |
Education / Re: IbrahimShamwily: Highest JAMB Score In 2016 (photo) by Koboseadotorg(m): 8:11am On Mar 04, 2016 |
congrats |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service 2016 Opened Today by Koboseadotorg(m): 8:49pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
lastmessenger:taa Last year, NDA didn't charge money for their registration. You just need to go to their website and sign up. But this year they are charging 3k which is being paid through remita. I BELIEVE THE FEAR OF BUHARI TRIGGERED THAT TOO. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Help! My Anus Always Smell Like Fart. by Koboseadotorg(m): 9:42am On Feb 12, 2016 |
igraman:I was brought up in a disciplined christian home. At 19, I hv only seen two adults on the bed in nollywood movies. I hv never even seen them in real life not to talk of engaging in it myself. As for gayism, I don't even believe that it exist though I hear news about it. |
Health / Re: Help! My Anus Always Smell Like Fart. by Koboseadotorg(m): 9:34am On Feb 12, 2016 |
chriskosherbal:You didn't leave a contact there. |
Health / Help! My Anus Always Smell Like Fart. by Koboseadotorg(m): 8:28pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Hi nairalanders. I'm sorry to border u guys. But there is one thing that has taken my happiness. My anus acutely smell like fart, which makes it to seem that I fart uncontrollably. It all started six years ago. I was walking and noticed a liquid that was gushing out of my anus, I went to a convenient place, touched and sniffed the liquid, it smelled like poo. Since then, it became as if it gushes out mildly. But my anus will smell like poo if I don't constrict it while strolling. But after some months, it graduated to my anus smelling like fart. Even if I just finished bathing and dress up, just 4 meters stroll will make me to smell like fart. I have been to one a hospital because of this before, I was tested and was given some drugs but it didn't work for me. I have also taken lots of all these herbal mixtures but it didn't remedy it. Now I'm tired of both the ailment and . .... I wonder why this is happening to me. I have neither engaged in anal intercourse nor normal intercourse itself. I have always maintained celibacy. How can I conquer this anus sensitivity and also the acute fart smell that overpower my fragrance and draw rude attention to me. I have made up my mind to give up. But on a second thought, I remembered the greatest online Nigerian family (nairaland) I'm willing to answer any question that will lead to the remedy of this my predicament. Thanks. y takuradua : 7:53pm Modath Firefire Gbawe Ajepako Doveda Cruzita Daretodiffer Justwise Mynd1 Mynd44 Seun lalasticlala obinoscopy |
Career / Re: Why Are Nurses Treated Unfairly In The Health Sector? by Koboseadotorg(m): 5:57pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
It seems lalasticlala and uncle seun are anti nurses. |
Career / Re: An Open Letter To Buhari By A Graduate Male Nurse by Koboseadotorg(m): 10:43am On Jan 27, 2016 |
sirteayeni:I'm not angry with you oo.. |
Career / Re: An Open Letter To Buhari By A Graduate Male Nurse by Koboseadotorg(m): 10:21am On Jan 27, 2016 |
sirteayeni:Judging from ur comments, you are contributing a great percent of Nigerias' backwardness. |
Career / An Open Letter To Buhari By A Graduate Male Nurse by Koboseadotorg(m): 9:52am On Jan 27, 2016 |
Nursing in the university, though rigorous, grooms graduate nurses to become independent and aims to provide research oriented nurses who are capable of using intellectual prowess and critical thinking to diagnose patients’ conditions accurately, provide necessary management and assist clients to achieve optimal health. The Bachelor of Nursing Science (BNSc) Program prepares graduates to take leadership positions and roles in every arm of health care deliveries and agencies. It also aims to produce graduate nurses who use evidence- based practice with a more detailed theoretical background and a concentrated clinical skills and prowess for the optimal outcome of patients’ wellbeing and that of the communities at large. However, all these are mirage and are liken to castles built in the sky, If these set of graduate nurses are enrolled into the national youth service without allowing them to participate in the one year mandatory internship program as stipulated by National Universities Commission (NUC) for decades. The proposed Internship is a one year mandatory clinical and hospital based program designed for fresh graduates of health professions like pharmacy, med lab science, radiography, nutrition, medicine, Occupational Therapy, dentistry and physiotherapy to undergo before enrolling them into the national youth service. Hence, these aforementioned disciplines go for a year internship in any government approved hospitals except our noble profession NURSING. Nothing on earth justifies the exclusion of graduate nurses from this mandatory one year internship program? It is malignant and disastrous to allow these set of graduate nurses into the national youth service without the one year internship program, because majority of these fresh professionals would have remained hibernated for at least 14 months post graduation, before the youth service mobilization comes their ways. During this space of 14 months staying at home awaiting call up letter to serve their fatherland as mandated by the law of the land as a requirement for employment in both government and private parastatals, these set of polyvalent graduate nurses become cold and malnourished clinically and because of lack of involvement in clinical apprenticeship, they are rendered clinically sedated and tyro. The result is a clinically deficient graduate nurse who could only perfectly quote theories and textbooks without actually appreciating the real practice of nursing in all ramifications. These are the set of people the government, ministry of health and Nursing and Midwifery Council of Nigeria(NMCN) are comfortably allowed to proceed into the national youth service without undergoing the 12 months internship program that will make them a full fledged nurse practitioner, unlike their counterparts in other health related professions who might have undergone a full 12 months internship program in approved hospitals before the national youth service. It is laughable and taunting to expect these graduate nurses to perform at par with their counterparts in the health sector who underwent internship program or as expected by their employers in their various primary places of assignment during the youth service. Without this one year internship program, graduate nurses posted to communities during the youth service may become endangered species to the host communities rather than becoming nurse clinicians who should salvage the lives of vulnerable and sick individuals in the communities. This is as a result of the deaf ears turned to the crying and yawning of nursing students, lecturers, and nurses by policy makers and some set of individuals who perceive internship for fresh graduates of BNSc as a threat to them, or in one way or the other have been benefiting from the unveiled hatred and ill harsh meted on the graduate nurses. These set of individuals clog the wheels of progress of the nursing profession thereby making the profession burdensome and backward with little motivation for these fresh graduates who spent close to six years studying nursing and midwifery. The Nursing and Midwifery Council of Nigeria (NMCN), National Association of Nigerian Nurses and Midwives (NANNM) and the government know that it is disdaining, unethical and unprofessional to allow graduates of this profession into the national youth service without having them to go through the mandatory one year internship program that will help them make a smooth transition from a theory based practice to a more clinical platform, enable graduates to appreciate the glance of clinical practice and also make them proficient, confident and skillful in nursing practice and marketability by their employers. It is therefore imperative that the National Association of Nigerian Nurses and Midwives (NANNM) challenge this unwholesome affront meted on nursing profession. We condemn this unequivocally and refuse to be half baked anymore. NANNM should rise against all present anomaly and doldrums that make it such that even the closest professionals to the patients are sidelined from an internship capable of transforming them into full fledged professionals. BY OLOYE ABIOLA OLUWAFEMI Rn,BNSc. (Ife) 08068063250 Copied from nursingworldnigeria.com cc: Lalasticlala seun |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Employers Shouldn't Discriminate Against Graduates by Koboseadotorg(m): 8:53am On Jan 05, 2016 |
observing |
Career / Re: Which Universities Are Good In Computer Science Course by Koboseadotorg(m): 8:00am On Dec 31, 2015 |
Your question should be, which university is less competitive. If not, reality will slap you in the face. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: This Is How People Take Their Bath During Harmattan by Koboseadotorg(m): 9:15am On Dec 06, 2015 |
So your man tells you he is not planning on having kids or getting married anytime soon as he is still sorting out his life... He tells you he wants to have his second degree, a proper house and a bigger car first. You sit there smiling with just a birth certificate thinking how 'lucky' a wife you'll be? With the little he has, you ask for Brazilian hair and designer shoes. He goes to work and then straight to class after work. He leaves you in pyjamas in the morning and returns to find you in the same pyjamas in the evening. While he studies you watch 'African Magic' and 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' He comes back home to find pap and chicken in the microwave. The only serious conversation you ever have is about the type of groceries you guys need. The only advice you give him is "Babe you need to buy a new pair of socks, the ones you bought last time are torn." Nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth. No plans of making your own life better. Yes you're are pretty, no doubt about that. But so is every second girl passing by. Don't you realise that you're not doing anything a maid can't do? When he finishes studying, the first thing he will do is REPLACE HIS MAID. Because then he would be able to afford a maid and have a PROPER WIFE/GF who has brains. That's when we are going hear your infamous last words, "I was with him through thick and thin when he had nothing, now that he is successful he thinks I am nothing." Truth is, yes, you're right. You've always been NOTHING but a maid to him. My dear, empower yourself to be the woman a successful man wants to be with... a woman who would be able to sustain her home if anything happens to his job or his health! --------------- Written by a Nigerian girl. Please share this and help someone. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Is It Wrong To Name A Child JESUS?? by Koboseadotorg(m): 9:13am On Dec 06, 2015 |
So your man tells you he is not planning on having kids or getting married anytime soon as he is still sorting out his life... He tells you he wants to have his second degree, a proper house and a bigger car first. You sit there smiling with just a birth certificate thinking how 'lucky' a wife you'll be? With the little he has, you ask for Brazilian hair and designer shoes. He goes to work and then straight to class after work. He leaves you in pyjamas in the morning and returns to find you in the same pyjamas in the evening. While he studies you watch 'African Magic' and 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' He comes back home to find pap and chicken in the microwave. The only serious conversation you ever have is about the type of groceries you guys need. The only advice you give him is "Babe you need to buy a new pair of socks, the ones you bought last time are torn." Nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth. No plans of making your own life better. Yes you're are pretty, no doubt about that. But so is every second girl passing by. Don't you realise that you're not doing anything a maid can't do? When he finishes studying, the first thing he will do is REPLACE HIS MAID. Because then he would be able to afford a maid and have a PROPER WIFE/GF who has brains. That's when we are going hear your infamous last words, "I was with him through thick and thin when he had nothing, now that he is successful he thinks I am nothing." Truth is, yes, you're right. You've always been NOTHING but a maid to him. My dear, empower yourself to be the woman a successful man wants to be with... a woman who would be able to sustain her home if anything happens to his job or his health! --------------- Written by a Nigerian girl. Please share this and help someone. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: This Is What Okada Men In Lagos Will Look Like This Harmattan by Koboseadotorg(m): 9:08am On Dec 06, 2015 |
So your man tells you he is not planning on having kids or getting married anytime soon as he is still sorting out his life... He tells you he wants to have his second degree, a proper house and a bigger car first. You sit there smiling with just a birth certificate thinking how 'lucky' a wife you'll be? With the little he has, you ask for Brazilian hair and designer shoes. He goes to work and then straight to class after work. He leaves you in pyjamas in the morning and returns to find you in the same pyjamas in the evening. While he studies you watch 'African Magic' and 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' He comes back home to find pap and chicken in the microwave. The only serious conversation you ever have is about the type of groceries you guys need. The only advice you give him is "Babe you need to buy a new pair of socks, the ones you bought last time are torn." Nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth. No plans of making your own life better. Yes you're are pretty, no doubt about that. But so is every second girl passing by. Don't you realise that you're not doing anything a maid can't do? When he finishes studying, the first thing he will do is REPLACE HIS MAID. Because then he would be able to afford a maid and have a PROPER WIFE/GF who has brains. That's when we are going hear your infamous last words, "I was with him through thick and thin when he had nothing, now that he is successful he thinks I am nothing." Truth is, yes, you're right. You've always been NOTHING but a maid to him. My dear, empower yourself to be the woman a successful man wants to be with... a woman who would be able to sustain her home if anything happens to his job or his health! --------------- Written by a Nigerian girl. Please share this and help someone. 1 Like |
Career / Re: Nurses Forum: Let's Meet Here by Koboseadotorg(m): 6:02am On Dec 04, 2015 |
I'm here dear nurses. I just got admission in the uni to study nursing. It's like davide047, lalasticlala uboma seun farano ishilove are gainst nurses. I saw pharmacists and doctors thread on the front page. Why then is that of the nurses different? |
Business / Re: 10 Signs You Will Be Very Rich by Koboseadotorg(m): 10:29am On Nov 30, 2015 |
12. You are a member of a political party. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: People Should Stop Judging Wizkid – Wande Coal. by Koboseadotorg(m): 3:23pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Its obvious that Wande cool is the kid here. |
Celebrities / Re: . by Koboseadotorg(m): 3:16pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Daddy please forgive the person that opened this thread. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Business And A Job, If Given The Options. Which Will You Pick? by Koboseadotorg(m): 3:14pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Princeojua:Bro, I hope you hv not spoken ill against Patience Jonathan before? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Business And A Job, If Given The Options. Which Will You Pick? by Koboseadotorg(m): 3:04pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Op, I think the question should be "between TRADING and SALARY EARNING which one will you pick? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Capture This Mode Of Transportation During Fuel Scarcity by Koboseadotorg(m): 3:00pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
It is called transportation by blank brain. 7 Likes |
Education / Re: Public Primary School In Manchester (pix) by Koboseadotorg(m): 11:57am On Nov 29, 2015 |
Even if they restructure our public schools in naija like this, their staffing will be patience jonathanic. 6 Likes |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Is This The Most Beautiful Mosque In Nigeria? by Koboseadotorg(m): 11:39am On Nov 29, 2015 |
"Laugh a minute." A grandma is shopping with her grandson.The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma shouts: "Degree put the toy back"! A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, is that his name? The grandma replied "Yes I sent his mother to university and this is what she brought back" 26 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: #TREANDING: Joke Of The Week by Koboseadotorg(m): 2:40pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
1 Like |
Politics / Re: Pro-biafra Agitators Are Miscreants – Obasanjo by Koboseadotorg(m): 2:29pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
Yea. Also Pro THIRD TENURE SEEKING agitators are miscreants. 3 Likes |
Education / Re: Nigerian Bags 'best Graduating Medical Student' from Texila American University. by Koboseadotorg(m): 2:23pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
Congrats sir. Thank God our politicians can only buy first class honours for their kids. But guess what, THEY CANNOT BUY THE BEST GRADUATING! |
Sports / Re: Chelsea Boss Mourinho Attacks Drogba For Saying Chelsea Team Lacks Leaders by Koboseadotorg(m): 2:21pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
End time coach! |
Romance / Re: Two Nairalanders Having Fun ;) by Koboseadotorg(m): 2:17pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
I guess you changed the colour of the pic just to hide the quality of the environment and the wine. But guess what, we are not blind! |
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