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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Total E&P Limited - 2019 Recruitment (many Positions) by KODACK: 10:32pm On Sep 04, 2019
But my status on their site is saying unsuccessful........ Does this show that their site and recruitment mail is broken.....I know it's automatic, but they should try and fix that issue.

Also, my status on GCC is still the same......what's happening now.....

Me I have moved on since I got the reject mail last month ......now this is popping up..... They shouldn't toil with our emotions oh.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Total E&P Limited - 2019 Recruitment (many Positions) by KODACK: 10:01pm On Sep 04, 2019
Can someone here help us with the gcc login link ....I deleted mine from my mail after receiving a regret mail ......I want to check my status based on the update mail I got today.....thanks in advance.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 6:15pm On Sep 04, 2019
Yayaadu:
Hello,

I completed my registration while I was sleepy, made a typo in my other name (third name). The letter “d” was missing.

Send support an email since last week but no response from them.

If luckily I get shortlisted, and the typo isn’t correct, will that get me disqualified during screening?

I applied for SSC

Thank you
Check the army website and call their support number...... But why sleep while registering?

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 10:50am On Sep 02, 2019
bxboss:
Some questions at times can be so annoying those always being paranoid of scam are the people with almost a zero account balance.
Now you see how I feel when I see such kind of questions......but I like to have fun with such kind of people when they ask such kind of questions.

Well am just watching, hopefully someone asks if a pregnant lady can apply and go for training while still being pregnant grin grin

**Currently an observer
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:56am On Sep 02, 2019
sikowitz17:
lmao...you'd be Lucky to hang major
Na God hand that one dey oh. cheesy wink
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 12:48am On Sep 02, 2019
KennethNnolim:
I'm also interested in the BMI issue here. I read here that some candidates was called back alongside mama Taraba last January after BMI issues. Please anyone with more information on that?
This is the general format bro.

BMI = your weight (kg) / the square of your height (m)

BMI = kg/m²


For most adults, an ideal BMI is in the 18.5 to 24.9 range.
If your BMI is:

below 18.5 – you're in the underweight range

between 18.5 and 24.9 – you're in the healthy weight range

between 25 and 29.9 – you're in the overweight range

between 30 and 39.9 – you're in the obese range


Now, with the above....am sure you can know your BMI bro....

But the issue here is this, we don't really know if the army have their own specific standard which they follow or they follow the general standard.


To be on the safe side bro....just stay within the range of 18.5 -29.9 .

Kindly note that your BMI is significant to your age as well ....not sure if that would be put in consideration by the army
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 12:31am On Sep 02, 2019
raphtunde:
KODACK give ur kind response to this question pls
Hehehehehe

Bad belle
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 12:30am On Sep 02, 2019
NCANCHAIR:
Sorry to ask this question bro. How long does it take DSSC to hang LT colonel? Any clarification would be highly appreciated
12-15 years time

While for medical practitioners (consultants) 5-8 years ...cos they will hang eagle immediately after pop
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 11:18pm On Sep 01, 2019
raphtunde:
Give people chance to express themselves pls. Chide them not away, our "foolish" might help the group when answered. Bros, remember it's not how far but how well. The race is not for the strong pls calm down on ur attack .

Thefoolishsometimesiswise!
I hear you sir.

But note, I never called anyone fo.olis.h oh

Over and out
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 10:19pm On Sep 01, 2019
raphtunde:
If u have power to remove someone from the group u must have removed all of us. Dictatorship specifying the kind of questions I should ask.
Nah, I won't do such......

I will just have fun with you, until you leave yourself.....lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 10:16pm On Sep 01, 2019
ugo4u:
The same thing you dey do na.
Hehehehe.

I will do better than him then..... Since his name is in the sands of time, mine would be aswell and overshadow his.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 10:00pm On Sep 01, 2019
ugo4u:
grin grin the way that naval officer traced him to the screening he was shocked, my guy wey dey para anyhow Gast deactivate him account.
God saved him he didn't make the final list because that officer for so frustrate him life for training dude has already contacted his colleagues in the Airforce they where just waiting for him.
That's why one has to be careful with his ulterance, we might not be as anonymous as we think. The world is a very small place.
Hehehehe.

I noticed his name was mentioned a couple of times.

Wetin the guy do self??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:44pm On Sep 01, 2019
enesi009:
Dis time around ssc50 per state Dssc40 per state... For interview.. :PDon't quote me oo.. I might b wrong
Welcome back oga......

I have read your previous posts......yours and ugo4u...... They have been quite entertaining.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:43pm On Sep 01, 2019
Estringx:
Officer KODACK, i wan feel you small. Insult me grin
Ahhhhhh.....!

I don't insult people....check my previous posts/comments.

I could twist words to hunt you, not hurt you.

Note, am not gay.... feeling me aint an option.
I no go report you to FG, I go kill you and claim self defense with lots of evidence.......just kidding tho......lol

Cheers mate
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:37pm On Sep 01, 2019
scave:
u might even be my village person,mine is kano
You don't mean it.......cheeeeeeee
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:35pm On Sep 01, 2019
LexyJay02:
God bless you bro.
The people he's bashing today as the dullards may end up becoming the commissioned officers. Irony of life.
Uncle, there is a difference between bashing and being sarcastic...... Don't get it twisted.

Did you see the guys posts as well.

I love it when Nigerians pick sides...... Am proud to be a Nigerian.

You know what I mean........lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:33pm On Sep 01, 2019
Prudent5217:
@Major555 Please do well to read the origin that warranted the exchange of words. Irrespective of questions and answers it’s wrong for an adult to reply someone else by insulting their families. I saw his question and passed by but the insult to KODACK’s Family is uncalled for. Next time do well to address the genesis of a problem.

Peace
Let it slide bro......the insult no touch my family....they were mere words....... I wish the guy actually have time to meet my friends....... He would make the 7 o'clock news as the person who jumped over the 3rd mainland bridge due to sarcastic trauma grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:30pm On Sep 01, 2019
Mayor555:
KODACK and prudent5217 please be guided, no question is stupid.... Asking questions doesn't mean they don't know the answer, but want to be very sure.

I believe you must've scared alot of people away, to prevent bashing and insult on their personities, thereby failing the purpose of the thread.


To me, referring people to read the whole thread is not fair, reason being that, not everyone have the luxury of time.

If a question seems stupid to you, you can just ignore, it's not rocket science.

The purpose of the thread is to help each other, not make enemies.

Always strive to make friends not enemies..... Take a cue from mrsuama.

Peace.
I get your point.

Don't use the phrase "be guided" anyhow again ......cos it's only used for people who go astray, which I'm sure am not......

Oga, when you want something.....you go extra mile to get it......I have read through page 1 to current page cos I don't wanna go amiss while applying..... I read all the drama and fun.

And I have asked only one question here cos it was never discussed, ever .... Which is "what's the BMI range in the army?"...... cos the army range might be different from the general medical range, and note...it wasn't part of the registration, it was for me to prepare for the task ahead........ Those are the kind of questions we want to hear.

We wanna hear questions pertaining screening, chawusing,fun,race,and so more......not about the registration......cos a thousand answers have been given to even unasked questions.


I really don't mean to rubbish anyone's personality.....am just having fun........ Just feel free to express yourself and ask questions...... Love you all.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:18pm On Sep 01, 2019
MrSuama:
I left the group last year but I will try and make contacts.
It will interest you to know that the group had three arms, namely
A. Gallant Officers Forum
B. Council of elders(comprising of all the admins, whose duties were adding of new members and court-martialing of erring members just to mention but a few)
C. Guardroom ( erring members are removed from the main forum and placed in the guard room until council of elders see signs of remorse and probably an apology)
It will surprise you that almost all erring members that made the guardroom at one time or the other are all commissioned officers today. But me the ever dedicated admin is still applying, irony of life.
This actually cracked my ribs

E be like say I go soon purge due to laff
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:16pm On Sep 01, 2019
MrSuama:
Even if I don't make the list this time around, I will give myself a civil commission to the rank of a Major in my room. I will give my mum the honour of hanging the pip because she has done everything possible to make me a successful officer.
Forever a soldier at heart commissioned or not.
Funny but heart felt.....

God will see us through
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:10pm On Sep 01, 2019
Prospect048:
if there is any existing whatsapp group for course 25 or combined, please do me a favour by adding my xxxxxxxxxxx to the group.
Bros, delete your phone number from this place.

Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:48pm On Sep 01, 2019
scave:
As long as it is very wrong insulting people of which I hate doing unless to a close friend where by we use it as greetings, but I first learn to ignore insult when I went to FGC.. as a boarding house student, there they insult your parents but we turn it to joke and adapt,but what is wrong is wrong, when I become a soldier tomorrow I will be a different one.
I rep FGC Ibillo. Edo state.
Now you know where I learnt my savagery

Which did you attend.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 2:51pm On Sep 01, 2019
iamawara:
Now I don't understand what u mean? Show my self as in how? Pls espanciate
Sorry uncle........ Wrong message
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 2:47pm On Sep 01, 2019
iamawara:
Lolzzz. Noooo. grin grin
Ye

See trouble oh

How you take know the answer

Was that your question.....Sha, thanks tho
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 2:46pm On Sep 01, 2019
iamawara:
Noo,. Thanks grin I just confirmed it from a friend. I applied for the right one
You wan just show yourself shey ....no wahala, we see you..... You have been noticed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 2:41pm On Sep 01, 2019
iamawara:
Lol. I am not going with any bad motive oh.
I meant wrong motive for joining because of what you said bro .....based on wetin that army personnel do you on your babe matter
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 2:40pm On Sep 01, 2019
Dayordee4:
Lol...please tell me u applied for ssc.....u r such a clown......if yes we go see fr jaji
DSSC Sir.

Everyone is calling me a clown......isokay.
You na boss
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 1:04pm On Sep 01, 2019
iamawara:
Nawaoo. There is no single day you will pass this street without war. I nor blame una shocked

I have withdrawn my last week statement.


I will continue with my application now. grin one Amy guy snatch my babe yesterday I swear. I dey go join army by fire by force. guys all the best grin
Wrong motive but good move grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 1:01pm On Sep 01, 2019
Estringx:
Abegi! Someone should insult me too oooo. It makes me feel good... Na beg ooooo. You go insult me taya. Kikikikikikiki grin grin
Quote that oga that's insulting with a sarcastic comment.......and you will get what you want.....lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 12:59pm On Sep 01, 2019
Lynette2cute:
If some of us can't take the harsh words thrown at us here online without getting cranky and calling names then i wonder how you'll survive during the screening and eventually in Afaka.

When cadets young enough to be your nephew come bashing your mother and even serving you putty on top, i guess you'll just cowardice and dash.
Exactly......


You will hear " you are mad...and you must respond yes sir.....then you will hear, is that clear??.... Na that part dey zurga men Dem.


After the abuse, is that clear follows.....lol grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 10:26am On Sep 01, 2019
Jafsent30:
Please how do I go about this part I'm confused
Please someone should help unconfuse a confused brother.

What should he do in this attached screenshot......in the army registration.

Kindly note.....he is slow in learning, he is kind hearted, understanding, good at pronouncing curses on people and not very bright.....he also knows more about me and my family more than I do.......

Someone should please help him quickly. grin grin wink wink

Thanks

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 10:19am On Sep 01, 2019
Prudent5217:
Thanks for pointing out how stupid I am grin I never knew I was this stupid wink grin. Guess you must be rolling and smiling CLOWN. Point of correction there is no part of my written word where I passed a judgement only you did. But seriously it would be lovely to see you get drilled after which you come here to swear for everyone that drilled your sorry ass.
Bros, free the guy abeg .....biko

You don drink the origin wey that Russian president give above??.....remain small for me jare grin

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