₦airaland Forum

ojexin:
Good news : More SSC will be recruited this time around

Abdulrahmon68:
Lol. Army is not meant for the Coward . Death fit come any time. when your time never reach you no go die. imagine sometimes Person wey dey expect death hin no die and na person wey no dey expect am dey die, but it is always good to die an Hero. This Life just get as he be. Just yesterday A Soldier was crushed down by a trailer somewhere around Abeokuta, see that kind person o, no be gun kill am. Something must kill a man when the time comes.

Gentlemen of the SSC course 46! Now Listen carefully! Your training will be in Afaka, the NDA permanent site. You know what dat simply means, You go suffer! is that clear? if you know you know. Please don't ask me how I got this info when for the time.


Victory is from Almighty Allah Alone!

mediclife1987:
You an MD?

Lynette2cute:
There dropped her based on medicals but how she made it i still don't know.

Lynette2cute:
Lemme burst your head......Mama taraba is a passing out cadet now.

Lynette2cute:
Feel free babe. I was dropped due to high bp.

Boyka007:
Only you. You be senior man jare. Wish u success

ugo4u:
I beg to disagree, whilst I'm against insults it is advisable for prospective cadet officers to go through the thread, it's very rich with information infact almost everything you would like to know about the army has being ironed out. Nothing is irrelevant, as no knowledge is a waste, this thread has churned out lots of Officers some of who have graciously returned to drop one or two information. Its quite annoying when newbies only read the last page and start to ask questions which might have being trashed out in say 5 pages back.
In all sha, we should all remain civil in our dealings with people irrespective of the provocative questions.

mayowa94:
please what are the chances for someone with hepatitis

Estringx:
Please, don't insult anyone if you don't want to answer their questions just keep mute. You don't have to refer them to read through the thread as well because some things are irrelevant in 2019 compared to 2016 - 2018. Let's be helpful enough, don't act too know. That's why this thread was created in the first place. If you know that you are too big to tell people what you know, just keep mute! Someone else will take it from there, thanks!

frankman365:
Oga, with due respect, some people need sarcastic answers to push them into doing some certain things. Besides, the thread is like a library! If that guy stayed around my area(Benin city) he will prolly kill everybody around. Sarcasm is like a necessary evil.

Boyka007:
See beauticians o...wetin u wan go find for army ni

Abbasumaru:
Good morning friends,
Please I need advice from matured and experience mind. I have read so many write up about past experiences from this trend how the physical and medical is done. My question and concern is that, I had a fire incident about 7 years ago and the scars of the fire is still there (that is one of my lap), so will that be a disadvantage to me? Or it's not a problem? I don't want to be disqualify at long run after so much effort, that is if I will reach that stage. Advice please

Lynette2cute:
Uncle English, its primary certificate and not primarily certificate. If you weren't in such a hurry to insult your elders you'd have noticed the error. Life is not as serious as you think.

eclipsehemmy:
You see people like you are the ones that makes some of us not answer questions here.... Just small joke with you... You are already calling someone stupid..... You see this forum.... I don't know what it would take to read old messages here.... You just insult person like that.... Some of us wer suppose dey ansa question and reply people here don zero am.... See me so..... Bye bye

Dammysmart:
Sincere apologies but sir you should have just let go by not replying, remember and eye for an eye makes the world go blind and Silence is GOLDEN. I wish us a successful entry into course 46

LexyJay02:
I think you are very stupid for that harsh reply bro. I only asked about the primarily school certificate because some primary schools some people attended are already in extinction. Most times, primarily school leaving certificate is not necessary for most application, reason why I asked is if it will be sacrosanct to the screening, and the guy coughed out encephalic reaponse. Some questions asked will not only benefit the person asking but hundreds that are reading replies. Let's be guided.

sikowitz17:
the time you took to try to be sarcastic, you could have just told him that it'll be needed there...would it take anything away from you to answer a simple question

LexyJay02:
Pls guys are we to come with primary school certificate if shortlisted?

Maleeq01:
My DSSC 24 experience in 20BN Serti Baruwa Taraba State.
The journey from KD to Taraba was a 2 days journey, 16 hours from KD to jalingo and 3 hours from jalingo to serti ( i hear am no b small). Arrived 20BN serti very early in the morning, was signed in at the gate and was welcomed quite hospitably, i know say na formalities sha. Some candidates were already checked in and were seated on d floor @ parade ground already (this was to be our daily routine). We were to sign in at anoda spot inside were we were issued our mattresses and some 'yaro boys' were to help us carry them and show us to our hostels. Quickly changed into my salala, carrried my file and doubled up to d parade ground, i was d second pesin from my state (Osun), d first pesin was automatically d state leader, chest numbers were scattered on d floor, I picked OS11.
D main activity kicked of d following day, we were addressed by d board secretary Lt Colonel AU Abdul, board chairman Colonel DM Oyekola, d chetah of 20BN LT Colonel MS Adamu and Board president Maj Gen AB Omozoje, we started with certificate verification, this was done in the cheetah hall, were all ur credentials were vetted and any discrepancy found meant u'll be in d next available car to ur village and this was when d 1st set of casualties occured, Naso men begin drop o, e no funny @ all, i particularly felt sorry for one of my village men, bros resumed late on friday evening, didn't come with his ECG, went along with odas who didn't come with theirs to jalingo to do it on Sunday (this was cordinated by WO Faleye, lol, if u were in serti and u don't remember Faleye, u deserve sleep guard room), and bros was evicted on Monday morning.
Next was d 'almighty medicals', actually there nothing almighty about medicals until d day result was announced, stay tunned. Medicals was done in d MRS, CMD was Colonel Okoigi, i and my village men bought dis man's job, we pin head sotey hair no gree grow for dat part of our head again. One fair lieutenant was d guy in charge of proceeding. Medicals was divided into 4 segments:
1. Vitals: weight, height and BP: Brethren watch ur weight o and knw ur BMI (Body mass index). Some guys used BP suppresants and it was detected in their blood, so be wise.
2. Blood and Urine:This one is straightforward. My advice, drink a lot of water on dat day so ur urine can be clear.
3. Physicals: lol, u can see i'm laffing already. Shey u knw d way u use to be in d bathroom, ehen, naso u go de, naked and happy, lol. They'll check ur balls, check for pile, tatoos and body inscriptions, flat foots among others. I was checked by a female, she was just playing with my john thomas
4. Xrays
They latter did eye test after d above mentioned. Shortsigtedness, longsightedness and colour blindness.
Medicals lasted for five days. Whenever Major Bamiteko start shouting "is dat clear, is dat clear" upandan eh, just knw some candidates r about to be summourned by their village ppl. All d "big boys" gathered in d MRS, then Maj Gen Omozoje addressed the candidates, the atmosphere was worse than a burial, d silence was deafening, almost everybody in d MRS can out to witness d occassion. The board secretary took d mic and commenced, AB1 was d first casualty, brethren, more than half of d remaining candidates were dropped for one medical condition or d other, when ure called ur identity (chest number) is retrieved and u go in for counselling. I refused to pick my village people's call and 16 of us from my state were still standing after d medicals ( winch people, dem no gree go house, lol).
An exam was administered after d medicals along with a psychology test. The exam comprised of an essay "why i want to join the Nigerian army", this topic is almost always constant along with other objective questions, maths, english and current affairs. The psychology test was tricky, if u lie in d first question, be ready to lie till the end, so be wise.
We later reassemble on the parade ground were Major Bamiteko addressed us, i'm going to use verbatim here "all of u sitted here av been declared medic
2 weeks later, list was out and i couldn't find my name, for d 1st time in a long while i cried, i was so close to achieving my dream, so close to my eureka moment, but it just wasn't meant to be. Now, form is out and we go again.
PS: pardon any typo errors, biko na phone i de use type. Just felt i like doing this for posterity sake.
#victoryisfromGodalone

samobaba4u:
You no serious, who be toku bo?

Hotchicolate8:
U r highly noticed.thanks for the input.

Hotchicolate8:
Does having a child disqualify one from being enlisted?

BamideleCharles:
Fat no heavy. And, na onli front she gada; her back bi like slippers.

bal2012002:
Which us more important, change of dashboard or invite letter?