₦airaland Forum

She can kill you

I can remember when I told the most worwor chick in my class that my guy was seriously in love with her but didn't know how to tell her. This chick tormented my guy's life for a whole semester.

Tuface now has 7kids. How many kids and baby mamas do you have?

Osinyinkanmi is your next governor.

luvinhubby:
The op is closely related to Lie Mohammed

It's true.

If my body touch her body she go get bele.

Standing5:
Saraki should start praying he doesn't end up with gay cellmates. His prayer warriors should take note and re-direct their prayer points accordingly . . .
He should realize they don't confer chieftancy titles in prisons and therefore understamd why people may come out the prison holding what looks like walking sticks.

he will be needing "analgestics"

Is she pregnant?

Her parents should teach her how to sit like a lady. See as she open legs any how. Smart kid!

He was a military man sir! There's no military man that cannot recite the National anthem.

That's how some people wee sit here and be taking panadol for another man's headache o Trump ko Trap ni..

dayojags10:
First it was sallah, now ramadan. Don't we have christmas?

or independence day sef.

fogechi:
Please check ur bill and tell me what you have there

checked! Abuja Electricity Distribution Company (AEDC).

fogechi:
its more than a decade the federal government of Nigeria unbundled NEPA(national electric power authority) and gave it a new name PHCN(power holding company of Nigeria) but many Nigerians still use the old acronym NEPA.
when light is restored peoples shout UP NEPA.
to open account in banks, they request for NEPA bill
even when discussing national issues people still use NEPA
so when will Nigerians stop calling PHCN .........NEPA

and when will you realize that there's nothing like PHCN in Nigeria again.

This is Tuface
Tuface is a multi award winning Nigerian star
Tuface is a proud father of many children and a loving husband to his wife.
Tuface is 41 years old and still looks good
Tuface doesn't lie about his age because he knows it makes no sense.
Be like Tuface

dikeigbo2:
Well said, wellsaid, goodman ,.....but may the conditions you found yourself now remain with you and your family till your life time in Jesus name.......can I hear Amen

don't be childishly silly.

babasolution:
The idoma are a weak n cowardly tribe

Only a brave person forgives and forget. An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.

Dem no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall.

He is 64?? He acts 24 to me..

omoyemirally:
C her 9 pack. She is nothing but a disgrace to womanhood.

which kind disgrace?? She is a hero! Do you know how many conji-infected dude that have eased themselves by wanking with her beautiful pictures? Do you know what excessive conji can do to a man? She is a life saver, a woman with a heart of gold that needs to be emulated by young girls.

They need this bazooka between my legs to keep them busy.

Na dem sabi

I love the fact that he differentiated the first wife (in white) from the assistant wives (in green) That's a man fully in charge.. Kogi is in safe hands.

Which one be Novena university again?

My lekpa dey collect the whole length without stress. The thing wey dey pain me pass be say she no dey even give me ring tone until I set her in a doggy position.

Busy body, wetin carry you go dia

yaki84:
ur own beta,, my papa no retire na die him die before him retirement time come. tht is to say he retired before being tired.

eyaahh..

Haba! No be dis woman wey been high scatter few weeks ago at AMA awards night parry? When cancer catch am so soon?

yaki84:
bros talk true e get time wey u go see ur papa colleagues n thier sheedren with enormous swag u go vex wif ur papa. just talk true for once.

Definitely, when your papa juniors dey carry their family go summer abroad, even dey bring gifts for "oga" family. We weren't happy with him then but I today seeing what people in public service are doing I can hold my head up high and say my papa retired honorably without stealing.

Hmmm.. Some people papa sha I still respect my own who served this country and got to an enviable level in public service yet he never ever used "long-leg" to get us any favors at all. Then we felt like man didn't know anything, but today I can hold my head up high and say I've worked for whatever I have today! I may not have much yet but I'm proud.

Xtracool still dey?

Monthly salary of 60million naira! Even Mr. President doesn't earn that in a year.