₦airaland Forum

Hurricane Buhari has started.. mansugudu sugudu! ;Ddd

I don't give a damm! I'm single and proud. I cook my meals, buy my drinks and fvcks whoever the hell I want. I will make babies when I want. Marriage is not for everyone.

What can be more wasteful than spending billions of naira to build a stadium who doesn't contribute anything the the economy of your state.

But APC originally zoned the senate presidency to the east naw. Ngige was the anointed candidate before the election. His people rejected him and all other APC candidates in that zone. So who is to blame?

Na wah o 15 women (the 2 fat ladies dia equal to 4 women) hmmm. Hmmm, hope he is strong enough o, to avoid stories that touch sha

They should use civil means to drive their point. Why are youths from that region (apart from cross river an akwaibom) always violent? Maybe that's why NNLG is scared of them in the first place.

@post, I think it's the right thing to do sha, development should spread across. There's no sense in siting such project in Lagos.

I love this part: ".. if you leave Beenue and come to Abuja, Buhari will arrest you"

Only a blind/dumb person will doubt PMB's patriotism and genuine intentions towards Nigeria. These are not things you can feign, if you've got it, you've got it and it shows. God bless and give our Baba long life. Amen.

Mopolchi:
kachi, e get one recruitment I start for nnpc with Yakubu. I wrote the exams under Dawdha. And I pass am without wayo or wuruwuru. e remain interview wey I go do under you by God's grace and I dey pray make I get this nnpc job (although say I dey hear say den dey give people job for nnpc via wayo level). I no wan worry myself about that news so that if my source confirm say them don complete the recruitment without my notice na dat time you go know I learn kungfu.

dey dia dey wait. I get guy wey just finish training for ibeto hotel some weeks ago for abj here. Recruitment has been done and dem don start work sef.

Rose2014:
Imagine over 19 appointments and only 4 to whole south altogether but Yorubas don't see any problem with it. It beats my imagination

Now they want us to hold a thanksgiving service over NNPC appointment while witch hunting GEJ

Their son is not fit to be president and we should hold thanksgiving service over NNPC GMD
Such an insult


Just tell Buhari to hurry up with his campaign promises. The appointment ish is already boring

Who are the northerners replacing? So it was okay when it was southerners occupying those positions but it becomes an issue when northerners replace southerners. Mention all the appointments PMB has made so far and mention the names of the former occupants of those offices.

I'm not in support of any region marginalizing other regions but we have to be sincere when we talk about these issues. You're guilty of what you are acusing Baba of.

Shey no be dat man wey kneel down like primary 1 pupil for the other thread? Chai! Diarisgodooo.

IjogzK:
I am indifferent about people sexual orientation. The best way to living long is by minding your fvcking business. And that is what I do!!!

"fvcking business" literally and figuratively. Nice one.

God is not homophobic truly. He loves everybody including homosexuals but I doubt if he loves the act.

Eyah. That's someone's uncle o.

My mama can even blame the sunrise on you "why is the sun rising so early?! It is because of you! You'd never allow the moon finish shining at night before you sleep! I don't know how you children of these days reason sef!"

qualified:
get your facts right. he is from Niger Delta, not an Igbo man.

yes I'm proudly 5%

this government can do anything they like. we will weather the storm.

mumu

Delta men sharp sha. Emiefiele for cbn and chukwu for nnpc.

Slow andd steady Baba.

BuddhaPalm:
They are not senseless. That's just how they're designed.

You can't get angry at FB not behaving like NL - or vice versa.

We have pre-programmed responses to different behaviours.

and that's why guys keep choping dem like biscuit We already know their responses.

It will not work.

Ambode is a lover of women

UnknownT:
where then lies career development in the civil service if someone who joined NNPC as a GT can't dream of becoming the GMD + NNPC is not like civil service work

My brother, you expect PMB to appoint someone from a system which the whole world agreed has set a record for corruption in the 21st century? Abi you think the whole NNPC corruption stories we've been hearing starts and ends with the GMD alone? Appointing an outsider who has experience on what it takes to run a profitable oil company to come clean up the mess is the best option we have now. Bleep career progression when millions of our youths are jobless because of the massive corruption in NNPC! I agree with you that NNPC isn't like normal civil service though, but my broda forget dat scam, na naija we dey.. government work na government work jare.

UnknownT:
You Sai Buhari crew can be annoying most times. Which one is finally a technocrat for the job, I guess the past GMD is a politician. I tire for una

dey dia make pant dey wear you. You are very naive to think those men were not politicians. All top civil servants who are selected to become heads are politicians sir.

babyfaceafrica:
If I hear sy seun do am..he is still hustling naw,when he arrives fully , am sure he will do it!!!

If I hear say seun still dey hustle. Wetin guys like us go come talk naw, if na me get nairaland so you no know say I for dey Waka for road dey slap Abuja chicks anyhow

On a serious note, Seun do something for your men. I've been here for 9 out of those 10 years.

Sai Baba! Finally, a technocrat for NNPC top job after a long while.

Fulaboy:
I feel your pain Bro some ladies wicked sha

They are not wicked, they are rather senseless. If you give them all the attention, they will see how vulnerable you are and treat you like crap (Friend zoning), but the moment you kick them off your mind, give them 1 month max and they will back pinging, texting, calling,etc you. Bro, that's the moment to STRIKE and clean mouth it has been working for me.

Some guys lack the confidence of a MAN. Here is how I roll; I give you all the loving loving to show that I like you, do the "please pick me from home and drop me there", nice text messages, phone calls, "respect a lady" crap and all the mumuish things possible. But the day I make my intentions known and you refuse or say "let me think about it", that's the day I automatically switch on my "go to hell" mode, usually, I delete you off my phone and memory that moment like play like play. I don't know why it's quite easy for me to that. A girl once told me this after I fashied her for 2 weeks "kokoA (not real name), you don't know what love is all about and even if try to explain you won't understand, you're to blunt" and I said "bullocks to that woman!" Another one once said "and I thought you are different, you should have given me time to think things through properly. I doubt you ever liked me in the first place". My response was "madam, after all my display of affection towards you (I'm talking 3 months here) if you'd still need to think before you know if you love then there's no need, it's that simple" and she was like "issues like this is not as simple as you think. Why is everything about you so YES or NO".. Guy! Flee from friend zone from day one. There's nothing like "keep trying" with Nigerian girls.

It's not important in my opinion. Sit anywhere as far as we reach our destination daz all.

Dis grammar is strong

What is happening here?

owobokiri:
Every discerning mind knows it was all about personal greviances. Nothing else. Using Rivers state resources to fight against Rivers states interest. In every picture Amaechi has taken with buhari these days, it is noteworthy to see a humble amaechi bowing, groveling, caps in hand, shaking buhari with all the respect a corrupt soul can muster. But from the first day, it was total disrespect for Jonathan as if the office of the president doesn't matter, simply because the beneficiary happened to be a 'local guy'. . For one oil field, you quarreled with Jonathan to no end, today you have handed the whole Niger Delta oil wells to one Daurra tribalist who only needs you for ceremonial photo ups at washington and co. . Some change there. .

Blame GEJ for his inability to tame Mama peace. Ameachid had nos issues with GEJ until that woman embarrasedd him on national TV. How can a "mere fes lady" grab a microphone from an elected governor? telling him to listen to her

Softly, softly catchy monkey.