₦airaland Forum

Take her out to your naighbour's backyard for a shyte together.. Its very romantic squarting and shyting together and being scared that someone will bump into you guys.. Oh! What a romantic act..

Ehhmm.. Ehmm.. Not to be seen as a persimist here, as a resident of Abuja I don't really see anything new. All of these projects have been on for nothing less than three years now and I wan't to believe that more monies have been released than necessary yet they are still 'ongoing'. Wouldn't it be more proper if Labaran and the gang had patiently wait till they are finished before they embark on this 'missionary journey'? Why the rush? What if after showing nigerians all of these, works stop tommorow? Are they still going to tell us that the projects are 'ongoing'? Secondly, I will like to totally agree with the poster
who said Abuja is fast becoming a slum. Since elrufai left as minister, all his succesors have just been interested in emlarging their bank accounts leaving abuja to be the shadow of her former self. No amount of propaganda can change this, I will know if the government is working if I can drive at night in the streets of abuja with street lights, if I don't have to leave my refuse outside for two days before waste collectors come for them.. Having said that, I congratulate GEJ for trying to continue with his predecessors' projects.

And oga Jona leaves for NY without aunty P..

It is a staged protest organized by the opposition to discredit GEJ's admininstration.. majority of the protesters were drinking bottled water and taking expensive fura dah nunu.. Isn't that suspicious?

KINGwax: Fuckin hypocrites! That's all you are. 'Rick ross said the truth, MI said the truth' abi? You're all foolish to undstnd dt unless u love yourself u can't make it. Do u knw the US ban the US version of the video? Does it means US are tryin to hide d truth, no?
The international world outside there don't give a fucck whether what is portrayed in the video is one sided or not, your image is tarnished more dn it already did. No wonder aljazeera don't give a fucck abt your pride or image!
Do u think the numbers of Nigerians dt live in the slums are more dn the ones in india, china or hiati?
There's no reason why countries like hiati, somalia etc won't be jumped to publish u as the number one poorest country in the world!
You fools must think those who live abroad are better off. What do u knw?
These people are jes satisfied and they don't kill themselves to live in big houses. Most houses are timber laced with POP walls. But most nigerians will snap their fingers backwards over their wretched heads and shout God forbid or their tufakia! If a nigerian didn't own a car, he aint okay. While over there no one gives a fucck.
Una dey kill yourself and una go die finish!
Better change your orientation. Every fool will rush to school jes to get salaried. Those who wanna start business thinks of 100% profit within a month! Stupid set of myopic fools you are!

na wah o.. Wetin cause dis one na bros? Sorry o! Keep loving yourself and drinking garri while Ebele and the gang eat 1billion naira worth of cassava bread and abakiliki rice not 'giving a danm' about whatever rickross shows in his video about naija.

I just wonder who writes the guy's speeches. He ought to have been sacked long ago.

kulyie: Y do nigerians get angry when d truth is being said,ok is it a lie dat d majority population in nigeria is poor,hungry and strugling,is it a lie dat majority of nigerians are not educated,is it a lie dat nothing is done about women and children who get raped everyday,d truth of d matter is dat because we ignored and did not do anytin about dis issues,a stranger came and pointed our attention to it so y is mi now whinning.i am not a fan to both musicians but theres a yoruba proverb dat says if there are no holes on d wall,d lizard will not enter.if we (nigerians) put nigeria (our home) in order,no foreigner will come to nigeria and make a video out of us so instead of whinning because some foreign rapper told u d obvious truth,lets work on what he said and screw wherever he is comin from.gosh! NIGERIANS STOP CELEBRATING DECEPTION.if a foreigner came here and told u what u want to here,u wont whine.mshewww

ehm ehhmm.. I think you need to read MI's article the second time. @post Nice one from the "short black boy".

Dis Guy: you dont know? committeeeee

considering the importance of this issue to the economy,I don't think one committee will do a good job. He will first of all set up a 21 man comittee to find out why they are not paying taxes, then this comittee will submit its findings to 'a presidential' comittee on tax who will advice the presiden to set up an 11 man comittee to sensitize these people on the importance of paying taxes. The sensitization comittee will work for 3months after which a tax recovery comittee will be be set up recover the taxes from defaulters.

The guy frowns at almost everything. The question is "Mr. President, what are you gonna do about if?!"

Who remembers "How long does a mother's love last?.... FOREVER".. That's top on my list.. Then almost all the naija movies I saw in the late nineties while growing up were cool, am talikng about violated,love without language, bruno and the law, battle of musanga,flesh and blood,shame,blood money (vulture mike..lol),eye witness, Just a night, silent night (this movie made ramsey nouah and segun arinze aka black arrow popular), Faces, etc.. I stoped watching them as from the year 2001 when they ran out of stories and the industry was taken over by all the "akwuna-kwunas" we have as actresses now.. Recently, I ran into one called Figurine.. I was impressed. The guy did so well.

Looks and soud better than segun arinze's viju milk advert sha

And the protest led by militants in porthacourt in support of subsidy removal wasn't staged? GEJ, I leave you for God to judge. The blood of all the innocent citizens that lost their lives during these protests will speak against you.

I just hate police men. The day any of my brothers will decide to join the Nigerian police, that's the day I will disown him. That job is meant for people who are very dirty physically and in mind. I have never come accros a 'sane' police man since I was born in this country. There is this one in a police post close to my house, that guy's body odour can choke a grown man.. Smh!

some girls can dream sha.. See dese atutupoyoyos ma dey form chicks..

Socrates05: Baba AY carry go, i blive say d guy to quantify Uk life and wen he stil schol in Delsu which 1 he sweet passs. Na Delsu ooooo. D guy voice his mind dat who no go Delsu or Schol no knowooooo

See what too much ogogoro consumption can do to a young man.. Smh!

irecruit: NICE PICTURE, BUT DID THEY WENT TO NEW YORK JUST FOR PICTURE?

Bros, abeg take am easy naw..

Busy body people.. Wtf is wrong with having a 30minutes pidgin english programme for our kids? Where were they when Indomie used "mama to good o" as a theme song for their commercials on tv and radio?

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A big congratulations to you.

The yeye man dey form born again for jail abi.. Blowdy thief!

But why was he standing when others were seated?

What da heck is Fred Amata doing in the movie? That guy is far from a good actor.. Nigerians and "my brother must follow" syndrome sha.

eyha.. mamas and papas go just dey mumu demselves..

Hmmm.. That should be either age 7 or 8. After watching a movie called "Joshua tree", I took my naighbour's daughter who was my age mate and usually called "my wife" to the back of the house for some kissing practice. We were terrible kissers then but with constant practice and cimittment to learning we became experts I think at age 12. Oh! The good old days! Thanks to an early start, today am a proud kiss phucking master mehn! I promise to never let my future kids watch 'kissing' movies till they are atleast sixteen years old, so help me God.

Arji: i normali dnt respnd 2 lowlyfs lyk u,buh gues i shud grant u a favor of dsplayin ur ignorance...jes f...ing yestadai,cr7 liftd d spanish supa cup 2012,he liftd LA LIGA's('nt jst' pri.ck) 2012 trophy wif an astounishn numba f goals and sensational play,he gave mourinho hs first trophy at real madrid,copa dey rey 2011( altho we talkin abt 2012 pri.ck) n so mch mor..so u shud pay more atentn 2 ur tv( if u'v got 1) whle watchn futbol,n nt wan.k..WAN.KSTA...no ofens bro,jes hw i feel!

mr. Man sharrap dia ans stop embarassing yourself in public. The guy asked youu a very simple question "what has CR7 achieved in europe to deserve an award" and you came up telling us how he won trophy for mourinho. Are you for real?!

Breaking News: Reuben Abati responds to Nairaland's who wants to be a millionaire show: "This is a work of political ditractors who are bent on frustrating the effort of this government to transform Nigeria..If not that the president has used up his 'amen' quota for today, I would have prayed that God punish all the enemies responsible for this madness. Meanwhile, a 9 man comittee will be inaugurated by Mr President tomorrow morning to study the extent of damage this 'mock show' have done to the presidency

Choi! So galaxy tv still dey exist?! The last time I fliped throught that channel was early 2008. I seriously thought they will 'die' before 2009.. But abeg who get dat station? Na by force to own tv station?..The only station that can be worse than galaxy in Naija is NTA makurdi.. Lwkmd.. If your pikin offend you, no punish am o, just force am to watch NTA makurdi for 3hours, I bet he will never offend you again.. Another channel that keeps suprising me is MiTv.. How on earth did they make it this far? To think that they are still on dstv baffles me, when channels like NN24, mbi and Ltv have given up..