₦airaland Forum

hausa gba ewu ehh!!

izubros: he was head of otueke elders council in his 40s!! hmmm so otueke pple become elders @40

Don't you know that being related to the president adds 30 years to your age?

J12: How is she a harlot?

Cossy

jcross19: is this the bentley that donjazzy is talking about. what model is this this trash bentley

close your jelousy mouth dia! How many 100naira kola nut you don buy for ur papa b4?!

Na dem sabi. Confused oga Confused workers. Smh!

There was a show right here in my town?! And who on earth is Keri Hilson?

pwettytemmy: The reasons ain't far fetched.
Far north: we all know what their view is towards education. The few ones dat are exposed are d ones dat makes it to university level. I once heard a man ( while I was serving in d north) dat he has really tried for his daughter and now he wants d girl to get married even before going for service. I asked what he's done and he said he saw her through university. I asked him about masters and he said are ladies still studying that. That's just BTW. You are successful in hausa land with d number of wives n how well they look. North central: (where I'm from) trying to blend d hausa culture with the yoruba owns. So they stand at the intermediary stage in this. Bt a greater percentage are in school. Southwest: a family is termed successful if u av lots and lots of professionals within. I.e doctors, lawyere, engineers, accountants and d likes. Just like someone said, d environment is very important in determining where an organization will be situated. South east: ten shops in aba with an SSCE and you're sure gonna marry d kings daughter. South south: everyone is after our oil money. Of cos u know d rest. Ps: this are my tots n I stand to be corrected. No e-bashing please.

abeg chop kiss jare.. Mmmmuah! You must be from Benue.

ujchief: Few years back, Pastor Bimbo Odukoya 'of single and married' lost her precious life on the sosoliso plane crash.
Another pastor (name forgoten) lost his life on the Dana plane crash.
It seems u guys are more interested in seeing people die daily on ur ill-managed and non-regulated airplanes than seeing men of God prosper beyond ur myopic imagination. If not for the poor state of the nation, how much does a private jet cost?
I would have been enjoying pastor bimbo's programs till date if she had her own jet to fly her around.
Ride on pastors, u guys give me hope and help re-affirm my faith that the word of God really works!

and what make their lives more important than hundreds of other people that die in plane crashes? What makes the pastor's life more important than an ordinary church member who probably gives his hard earned money to the church but can not raise money for a kidney transplant? What makes pastor's life more important than people that die on lagos-ibadan express way daily? If the so called religious leaders focus on their real work and speak the truth to people in power we won't be in the mess we are now, our aviation sector woul have been good.

If christianity is all about wealth as Nigerian pastors are making us believe now then I wonder why our saviour Jesus christ came to the world as a son of a common carpenter and not King Herod's son . We are all entitled to our opinions, so am with Bishop Kukah on this big time.

Police men know wetin be code of conduct?

Ara nwanyi asaba! The guy aint funny buy he created his own style though. Style na styl as darey talk am.

i miss her.

Then a comittee to read out the white paper to the president, then another comittee to explain what was read to the president, then another comittee to advice the president to implement or not the work of all the previous comittees, then before that comittee finishes its work, somebody will accuse a member of one of the numerous comittees of collecting bribe. Government will now setup a comittee to investigate the alegations. This comittee will investigate to 2015. Thanks for taking time out to read my post

Rest in peace sir.

May his soul rest in peace. Amen,

Part 1: Pa Saraki don die.. Watch out for part 2 titled "How not to share papa's wealth"

@poster why don't you just face your church and leave other people with theirs? What makes you feel yours is the best? The bible said you shouldn't judge others.

When you go for the show don't be shy to say hi hi hi hi hi hiiiiiiiiii!

Four things they do with their phones in FEC meetings

1. Browse nairaland romance section
2. Check their facebook and twitter accounts
3. Visit dating sites to arrange for ashawos
4. Watch Indecency pictures

Manner-less old people. Dem no dey even fear oga jona at all. Some dey even mess for FEC meetings sef

See as some people papa dey make dem become celebrity at birth, while some men like Mr. Ibu dey make dia children shame.. Eyah! But what if thiago grows up and what to be a p0R,n star?

I hate to say this but OBJ is the best we ve had in recent times.. Gush! I so hate to say this

dabossman: Read my first line again. I'm not saying buying jets is okay. Instead, I'm saying what kind of Christianity are we ALL practicing? So, the pastor is in the spotlight and you are not. That's the only difference.

How many can sell their houses, land, cars, plasma TV's, I-pads etc to help the poor. Or is that the exclusive preserve of pastors?

you totally are entitled to your opinion but let me ask you a question: Is it my responsibility to provide for another man's family? The answer is NO! But if I choose to do that out of charity as a christian, it's welcomed right? But I won't go out of my may because I want to be in the good book of people like you to deprive myself 'luxuries' I can afford out of my hard earned naira. Now mark the the words "my hard erned naira". Can you tell me what the government is doing with the nairas gotten from our resources? Can you tell me what our pastors are contributing to the society which can justify the kind of afluent lifestyles they live? How on earth can you compare hard working citizens who choose to spend their monies on luxuries they can afford to the government and pastors?

dabossman: Though I do not support the use of private jets by pastors and politicians, I dare to say that most of us are just as guilty as the folks we are pointing fingers at. Only in varying proportions.

You pay 2 million naira and above as rent p.a in Lekki/Ajah when you can pay 800k in Gbagada or 400k in Egbeda. That's an extra 1.2 million you could have used to help the needy.

You buy an SUV or saloon car at 3 million naira and above when you can get a clean tokunbo at about 1million. That's 2million naira you could have used to grade that your bad and bumpy street instead of waiting for government. Your community would be grateful.

You pay 11k monthly for DSTV Premium so you can watch premiership football when there is DSTV Family at 3k and Access at 1.5k. That extra 8-10k can feed a poor family for a month.

You wear designer clothes when there are cheaper options, go to the movies every week, spend 20k monthly flying okada when you can take a bus and you think its not a luxury? Ask those who can't afford any of these.

We can all afford to give more to charitable causes than the 1k, 5k, 10k or 100k we give now if we scale down on some of these "luxuries", but we all love a little more comfort. Aren't we all just as "guilty?"

wtf is this? Smh! Dude are you for real?

Oooohhh! God will punish all these stupid boys wey wan spoil our runs for social medias.. Can I hear a big "Amen" form all the correct guys in the house?! Girls, don't mind the eediiots. Not all boys are like that.

mtcheeww.. Like say obama send am sef

Sadly, I miss him to. Hope he is okay somewhere.

Lucky guys are already in GTB training school Lagos.

Seems this freezer guy is causing lots of comotion in Lagos o.Na wah o.. Abeg cool fm should send him down here to their Abuja studios, we go put am where he belong.. Lol. I trust my abuja people, na 16years old girl go call am insult am black and blue, inside out.. Lol..and dey funny thing be say d mumu go dey laf because he no go know say na insult, onto say dey kind english wey dem go use enter am, he no go understand.what nonsense! Mtcheeww! And just to reply the dude who said producers are suppose to be "underground".. Bros abeg Timberland, Dr. Dre and P Diddy na wetin dem be?