Thief na thief,whether pregnant,cancer ridden,tall,short,young or old.
If you are an intruder in a home of a trigger happy probably mean and miserable old pensioner,your own don kpai!

He could have spared her for the sake of her unborn baby but he prolly thought she was lying or he thought she would birth another thief?Me I dunno.

All these armed robbers that kill and main anyhow do it without any pity but when it's their turn they cry loudest

It's best to avoid wahala cos you just dunno what's waiting for you behind that door

RIP poor baby

Once every week to check in on her and make sure she's ok..
I over love her..best person on this planet..
I'll make it twice a week now.

30,1 partner-my husband..
He's 38, claims he can count em on both hands.. (ofcourse I know he's lying)

Was very resentful of this when we just got married as sometimes I still feel that I should have lived..instead of spending my whole life reading,not attending parties,going to church OR at least married someone with the same history as me..
He's a great guy but sometimes when he annoys me,I just wonder

Sometimes love isn't enough.
You can't just say this and that are the only reasons why a person should divorce simply because deal breakers differ by person.
What I can tolerate,A may not be able to stand for a second.Something frustrating can take its toll on a person if done repeatedly over years and at a point just become intolerable that the only way is out and truly as you pointed out we humans may just let things fester.

For some,a lazy man/woman who refuses to do anything to support the family may just become too hard to bear after many years and they just opt out..

How about absentee husband/wife married via photograph,only travels back once in 10 years for procreation purposes.
What of people who marry and after that discover spouse is impotent- knew all along and hid under 'chastity'..
How about marrying someone who disclosed AFTER marriage that she can't have children while you love kids and want a minimum of 6?

I know one who was dating a man that is a chronic liar.Even calls to update her about what he's doing at work,sometimes they'd leave for work together and he'd dress in tie and suit etc..She discovered he had no job.when the heat becomes much he now switches off his phones and becomes incommunicado for days before resurfacing with new tales.He even left her stranded at a bus station for hours claiming he was in Lagos while he was chilling in Abuja but he was updating her that he was on his way to pick her.I warned her and she ran but what about the next unfortunate person?

One size doesn't fit all,there are numerous reasons why even the most sensible people opt out.
Being happy and alive plus maintaining your sanity matter most.The thought of living in misery for uncountable years is just unbearable,so much so that some religious ones are now praying their spouses to heaven than opting out.Which one is more wicked?I dunno.

Key is to do your homework before signing the dotted lines but even at that you will still discover things about your spouse that may be hard to live with..

I just dunno,life in itself is just ...... I'm just rambling.My spouse just annoyed me,on my way to put rat trap at the door.muhehe

How does a man slide in when the person is asleep..
How is the place going to be lubricated..unless he's using some sort of lubricant,he will definitely cause a lot if pain.
Unless the babe is forever ready,dunno how possible that is or am I missing something?


Cocospice,a nice glass of wine helps with any jitters.I must confess that I become someonelse after a nice drink,just a glass of red o.Less inhibitions,more likely to say whatever..Hubby sometimes thinks I'm tipsy but I really am not.I just feel more wanton.It still hasn't yielded the elusive O with my hubby o!

Some peeps are in pursuit of Happyness,my own is I must get an O by hubby's skills one day
Still 3 years in soo plenty of time.ie if we don't get tired of each other.
I just have one kid and sneaking in 1 session is like plotting a war.This baby is always looking at us from his crib like he has an agenda
How can you do sontin?We have started learning to use every opportunity wisely.

We aren't doing it as frequently as before,but hopefully things will look up when chairman moves to his own room

May I ask about women from our part of the world who don't reside there?Any polygamous rites then?
Truth is in our neck of the woods,they do not ever leave their homes,but a trend is emerging where they engage in extracurricular activities..Any thoughts on that sir?

Who would want to marry multiple men when you can chop and clean mouth?

Yes he actually is sooo 1950sssss...you are such a smart kid.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2535282/Women-better-having-affairs-We-cover-tracks-Sexpert-TRACEY-COX-says-wives-playing-away-ever.html

I know dailymail is rubbish reporting but I wonder if it's the same phenomenon inNija

Look within yourself and do what makes YOU happy.
Luckily,no kids to traumatise

How about telling us what YOU want?

Many options open to you,
Pregnancy,Herpes,warts,HIV etc

Being in a strictly monogamous relationship is not easy,I'd still not advise no CDs cos you truly cannot vouch for the other person.
Oftentimes,trust is wayyyy overrated.

Good luck.

Could work if there were bigger sizes..
Strictly for BD SM lovers,deny pleasure,then unlock for a crazy sontin,muhehe

The razz who will have the last laugh threat is sooo 1950s
Revenge,no revenge,in the end do whatever rocks ya boat.

Just an observation

Some hop from thread to thread,not stating their opinions.
They quote others and stoke the embers...then bounce around like a yoyo..

Just like I'm doing now..

@Op,we are Nijirians,society,religion,has made us carry marriage as a cross,marriage is a life definer,you must stay married till you die.divorcees are seen as contagious failures in some parts.I'm sure the discriminatory people don't count in the larger scale of things.You own your life,run it how you deem fit.Life is too short to bother about misery cats.

You know Debrief I'm sure..She was constantly abused online,just for being a divorcee.The people typing are real.If they were soo terrible to her on the web,imagine what they are like in reality.

Just live your life o.

All these local threats of becoming a monster sef..is that supposed to scare her?Someone wey put hand for fan?
You do realise that your wife could put you in a body bag at any moment due to her temper and you want to add chicks to the equation?You wan die?

Like it or not,your wife is dangerous and you both had better start seeking help ASAP.Psychologist/therapist anyone before she slices off your pee pee.
You are about to become a DV victim,it's just a matter of time.
At least she never hid her true self from you.

If all fails,try the red pant approach .Avoid things that cause her to be upset,pet her and above all,PRRRAAYYY.

Baby mama:
Chineke mee
You are man!!!
OMG
You sound like a man o
How u come deceive your sister like this na
Not cool bro

Man me?as in male?howww?
I sound like a man?? rotfllll
Believe me,I'm a female oo.
How can I write about my hubby and still be a male..
Kaiii,I don sufa

Baby mama:
Ha hahahaha!!!!!
If only the men knew that sometimes we are just acting a nollywood movie
Some of the ooooooooohs and aaaaaaaaahhhhs are actually nna biko hurry up ojare,my legs are killing me here
Or hurry up ,you are crushing my ribs,I can't breathe
Or hurry up Oprah Winfrey comes on in in less than 10 minutes

Hahahahahahahahahaha very apt..
Bros I love you but e don do ahahhhhhh.
I voice out OOO..hubster is today punishment day?Thank God for durex lube and ky.

Unfortunately,some men believe quality of s ex = lasting for 10 hours..That's why you see a lot of them downing Alamo bitters and co.
Once I hear or read someone boasting about lasting for ages(I knack am akpako),she was crying,etc,i automatically believe the person knows nothing about pleasure..the lasting I mean is minus the for eplay.How can someone chook and chook for no just cause for up to one hour..I mean one hour dedicated to chooking naija style no relenting.

Tantric s ex different,just read on it,not practised yet.

My opinion though..

Back to holy mode.

Baby mama:
Who is this kokobebei
You are funnyyyyyyyy
I don laff taya
OMG
Sometimes I go tell oga,don't you know I am getting older
This is not the 23 year old you married,i can't be gyrating like that at this my age

Not a family section frequenter for sure..

He no send..I'm sure in his mind he's singing Oliver d c'oque....rotate,let it rotate..
You have to do squats to survive the onslaught.Ride or die tryin'.

Baby mama: Our thread is getting raunchy
Nothing to forgive,you haven't sinned
I think all men like that cowgirl position just as much as they like BJ's
They don't know that sometimes somebody is too tired to do all that work

Cowgurl needs fit legs,kaiii.U just keep doing and smiling through the pain.Thank God for variation.
My own for don be.
999 levels,
'Wife found with dislocated tibia trying to reach mount Zion' hehehehehe



Hahahahahahahahahaha @ omg..
Real blokos shrinker..

It is definitely too raunchy..
I will return to my holy state in some minutes..
Cheers!

^^ Noted
Maybe I should resort to prayers,lol.

My dear,it remains for me to say mooooo.
I have cowgurld front and back.I think I just enjoy the act and watching his face..lol
Longer doesn't do it for me,cos I could get bored.I love intense and passionate and just timed right.
Don't want to chaff my pokom.
I have accepted my fate

Smoo ch,rubinson,lickinson,cowgurl front,reverse,missionary,side,finish dog gy..
That's the typical routine(when I have energy o!).cowgurl a must cos he loves it for some reason..
God forgive my bluntness

Daddy depends...
Spank me daddy or daddy are you back from work?Should I pound yam daddy?
Wetin de do me today?

I'd revenge,may stay married.
Depends largely on the man..
There's always the option of a coded open marriage.
Deliciously wicked thought

Baby Mama,
Na beef oooo..e dey pain me small that I have to work extra,lol
The 2nd round hasn't worked for me...hehehehe
Pardon my sarcasm Abeg,it's jolosi

Nice to see everyone here is swinging from chandeliers with studs as husbands..
My hubby is very ordinary but well hung.well hung but I've never had an or ga sm with him .Dont worry,I have directed as much as I can I just end up getting bathed in saliva.
Married him as a virgin so thankfully,I don't have any ex memories.

Seexs is not a chore for me as I actually enjoy it,I make sure I sh ag him well,I'm up to date with my kegels so no probs on that count.I love the way s ex feels,I love making the sounds that drive him nuts.He is a very good man and I love him to bits..excellent hubby so no regrets.I have sacrificed orga sm by cunninlingus or shaggamism.

I am very well read,so I have discovered myself,I am in charge of my Os.All thanks to my vi brator. Yes he bought it with me,we haven't gotten around to using it together yet.Will invest In more toys,thanks to love honey.Vib rator org asms are oh sooooo sweet,like my back arching off the bed and muscles clenching sweet..oh the buzzzzz...
I am a very happily married woman with one child and I wouldn't swap for anything..

Holy nwejes please avoid my post.thanks


To the above Q;I hate hair but the hubster is a hairy lion..Love