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Crime / Re: Zamfara Police Arrest Sani Mati AKA Mai-Yanmata (Notorious Bandit) by Kokoebapluse(m): 1:25pm On Dec 30, 2021
Why are dey showing us is living body?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghana To Jail Pastors, Prophets Who Give Negative Prophecies To The Public by Kokoebapluse(m): 7:15pm On Dec 28, 2021
From day one Christianity is a scam
Religion / Re: Fight Inside Olivet Baptist Church In US While Pastor Was Preaching (Video) by Kokoebapluse(m): 7:11pm On Dec 28, 2021
Scammers. Christianity is fake
Religion / Re: 500 Muslims Attend Christmas Church Service In Kaduna by Kokoebapluse(m): 10:18pm On Dec 27, 2021
advocatejare:

I pasted how thief Muhammad was accused of stealing red velvet panty by his companion. If Jesus was accused of stealing, quote it out and let’s see.

Ole ni muhamo. Muhamo ji pata pupa and when he died they placed the pata on his grave

Mattew 12:1 At that time Jesus went on the sabbath day through the corn; and his disciples were an hungred, and began to pluck the ears of corn and to eat.

2 But when the Pharisees saw it, they said unto him, Behold, thy disciples do that which is not lawful to do upon the sabbath day.

3 But he said unto them, Have ye not read what David did, when he was an hungred, and they that were with him;

4 How he entered into the house of God, and did eat the shewbread, which was not lawful for him to eat, neither for them which were with him, but only for the priests


Jesus stole corn but use David action to back up his criminal act.

Jesu fogana omolorun yinbon fun.
Religion / Re: 500 Muslims Attend Christmas Church Service In Kaduna by Kokoebapluse(m): 9:00pm On Dec 27, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


So in a nutshell which group is practicing Islam in the right way as commanded by your God? undecided

Every Muslim is expecting to obey Allah command
Religion / Re: 500 Muslims Attend Christmas Church Service In Kaduna by Kokoebapluse(m): 8:58pm On Dec 27, 2021
advocatejare:

Your Allah as told you Muslims to come and learn from us because he knows that we are the only ones that can teach you sense (Surah 10:94, Surah 16:43)

Now let me teach you: Jesus eating corn was not a crime, it was permitted and that was why not a single person ever accused Christ and his disciples for stealing.

Deuteronomy 23:25
If you go into your neighbor's standing grain, you may pluck the ears with your hand, but you shall not put a sickle to your neighbor's standing grain.

As for Muhammad, they knew he was a thief and that was why they accused him of stealing a red velvet (female underwear) and as usual he revealed a Quran verse to try to exonerate himself but people knew that he loved red velvet so much and had to bury him with it


Sunan Abi Dawud 3971
Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas:
The verse "And no Prophet could (ever) be false to his trust" was revealed about a red velvet. When it was found missing on the day of Badr, some people said; Perhaps the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) has taken it. So Allah, the Exalted, sent down "And no prophet could (ever) be false to his trust" to the end of the verse.
Abu Dawud said: In the word yaghulla the letter ya has a short vowel a.


Jami` at-Tirmidhi 1048
Ibn Abbas narrated:
"A red velvet cloth was placed in the grave of the Prophet."

Read. Matthew 12:1-7 and see how they accused Jesus and his disciples for stealing on Sabbath day. Then see the response Jesus gave. He know he is a criminal that is why he respond that way.
Religion / Re: 500 Muslims Attend Christmas Church Service In Kaduna by Kokoebapluse(m): 8:46pm On Dec 27, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


The truth is there's no specific rule to distinguish between real Muslims and fake Muslims.
Each of you only speak from the viewpoint of your cleric.
Donald Trump noticed Muslims accepting and celebrating Christmas but another Muslim says it's haram.
That's why you people need to present a group practicing Islam in the real sense so that interested individuals may know through the conducts of such a group what Islam really teach.

Qur'an 6:173 God says in the Quran: You are forbidden [the consumption of carrion, blood, swine flesh, that (meat) over which a name other than that of God has been invoked, (the meat of] strangled animals, those that have fallen, been beaten or rammed (or gorged by other animals).

In Quran God warn Muslim not to eat any animals that other name has being callef except name of all. And we all know that reason why Christian make food during Christmas is to celebrate Jesus and they tag all their food Christmas food, Christmas chicken etc. If any Muslim celebrate such festival he/ she is against law of God and he/she is a munafiqunh. Allah always warn Muslim but those with long throut will always show up
Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Blasts Nigerian Artistes: "Ghana Is Your Gateway" by Kokoebapluse(m): 8:25pm On Dec 27, 2021
I think sata boudle need to feature potable zazu. So that it can help his dead music career.
Religion / Re: 500 Muslims Attend Christmas Church Service In Kaduna by Kokoebapluse(m): 6:22am On Dec 27, 2021
advocatejare:

That means Muhammad was also a Munafiq because when they wanted to kill him in Mecca he ran way to Abyssinia to Christians for protection in his first Hijra.

But he later turned against Christians and showed them hatred and that’s why he’s rottening and languishing in the grave, the peace you’re always wishing him won’t get to him because he was a wicked soul and he’ll rot in hell forever

Its not your fault you learn that from your mighty baby god who steal corn from Jews and still against them

Matthew 12:1 At that time Jesus went through the grainfields on the Sabbath. His disciples were hungry, and they began to pluck heads of grain and to eat.

Did Jesus have farm? No but he went ahead to stole corn from people farm and ate it. That is criminal act. But you can never see where prophet Muhammad take something without permission.

Christian are ungrateful like their Master.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Signs Of Black Magic And Satanic Possession And How To Protect Yourself by Kokoebapluse(m): 6:12am On Dec 27, 2021
advocatejare:


Why was Muhammad poisoned like a common rat while Allah was helpless and could not help
Muhammad but the same Allah claimed to
have helped Jesus?

So Jesus was special to Allah to be saved and
Muhammad was useless to be left to die like
a poisoned rat!



Say no more, I’ll teach you sense tonight, check the screenshot below

From the adith you qouted can you see that you don't have proov that poison kill him?

He said he think that he still feel the pain of poison.

It show clearly that poison did not kill him. He eat poison but he survived it. It clear.

And its clearn that Muhammad is a human being and he did not claim to be God.

Tell me why just 3 nail kill your baby god?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Signs Of Black Magic And Satanic Possession And How To Protect Yourself by Kokoebapluse(m): 10:02pm On Dec 26, 2021
advocatejare:

Answer my question


Why was Muhammad poisoned like a common rat while Allah was helpless and could not help
Muhammad but the same Allah claimed to
have helped Jesus?

So Jesus was special to Allah to be saved and
Muhammad was useless to be left to die like
a poisoned rat!

Since you fail to tell us the real God of Bible then keep that your jato mouth up.

Bring out the fact that poison kill prophet Muhammad?
Religion / Re: 500 Muslims Attend Christmas Church Service In Kaduna by Kokoebapluse(m): 9:59pm On Dec 26, 2021
They re munafiqunh not Muslim
Religion / Re: Muslims Present Jesus' Portrait At Christmas Service In Kaduna (Photo) by Kokoebapluse(m): 9:57pm On Dec 26, 2021
They are not Muslim but munafiqunh.

Allah said let there religion be their and let yours be yours. When Muslim go to church or participate in another religion he or she is a fake.

We don't hate Christian we only hate their religion.

As Bible also instruct them.

Bible said if your brother call you to go and serve another god beside god of Israel your hand your hand should be the first on him, you should be the first to kill him.

Islam is not religion follow me I follow you. Islam is a religion of telling them the truth.

I hate Christianity
Islam for Muslims / Re: Signs Of Black Magic And Satanic Possession And How To Protect Yourself by Kokoebapluse(m): 10:04pm On Dec 24, 2021
advocatejare:

I’ve shown you how Allah refer to himself as Ilah in the Quran, so Allah is confused same you Muslims

Answer my question.

Who is god of Bible between Yahweh, Jehovah, Elohim and Jesus ?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Signs Of Black Magic And Satanic Possession And How To Protect Yourself by Kokoebapluse(m): 8:32pm On Dec 24, 2021
advocatejare:

You don’t have sound home training if you can’t engage in civil discussion without insults.


It’s not your fault, it’s Allah the Satan Al-Makireena the best of the deceivers that is confusing you. You Muslims claim that no man can die for another person’s sins, yet Allah lied in the Quran that another person was used to replace Jesus on the cross.

Who was that person?

What was his sins?

Why did Allah deceive everyone that Jesus was the one on the cross?

How come a demon-possessed false prophet that was born 600 years after Christ’s death and resurrection that came to bring that lie?


If Jonah did not die, go and get swallowed and be inside the belly of a fish for 3 days and come back to tell us if you’re still alive!


Jesus Foretold His Death and Resurrection

Matthew 16:21
“From that time Jesus began to show his disciples that the must go to Jerusalem and suffer many things from the elders and chief priests and scribes, and be killed, and on sthe third day be raised



I’ll answer you when you tell me why Muhammad was poisoned like a common rat while Allah was helpless and could not help Muhammad but the same Allah claimed to have helped Jesus.

So Jesus was special to Allah to be saved and Muhammad was useless to be left to die like a poisoned rat! Atenuje lopa Muhamo!


Can you see who lack home training between you and I. Is prophet Muhammad your mate of your father age mate that makes you call him alatenuje ? Learn how to correct yourself before you correct other

Is their any record that say Jonah die in your Bible? What your Bible said was Jonah live in the belly of fish for 3 day and 3 night he was there not die.

I asked you why just 3 nail killed your mighty God but you re talking about prophet Muhammad. Did prophet Muhammad claim to be God? No prophet Muhammad was just a human being with different mission like Jesus.
But in you call Jesus a God is it not a shame that nail kill your God?

Back to who was kill instead of Jesus

Let me ask you. Why Judas have to kiss Jesus before army can recognized who is true Jesus among those that stand?

We can read in your Bible that Judas Iscariot told army that who soever he kiss is Jesus the should arrest him.

Why Judah have to kiss Jesus before army can recognized who is true Jesus?

Don't forget god of Bible is the most deceiver fu*k who disguised to be son instead of father.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Signs Of Black Magic And Satanic Possession And How To Protect Yourself by Kokoebapluse(m): 8:05pm On Dec 24, 2021
advocatejare:

So your shahada is “There is no God but God”?



You’re right, if not how can someone who has brain be saying “there is no God but God”?


You are very ignorant. The word you translated as god is Ilah which you Muslims often refer to your God as. Muslims call him Ilah/Ilahi

Even your Al-Fatiha reads “alhamdu lillahi

So you’re very wrong to say that god is Ilahi and it’s a small god because several times your so called big Allah was referred to as Ilah/Ilahi

So islam is confusion saying there is no Ilah(God) except Allah (?God)

But it’s because Allah is not a God, Allah is a mere idol of the Quarysh!


Allah is a mere shin

The Day the shin will be uncovered and they are invited to prostration but they [i.e., the disbelievers] will not be able,”
-Quran 68:42

The ignorant you learn online is affecting you I can see.

Every language has way of calling there god before real God reveal.

In my language we have way of calling God example

Olohun,oluwa,olodumare,adeda. Etc
All this name were for idol because most of this name has been exist before Islam or Christianity comes into Yoruba land.

But you can see both yorba Muslim and Christian using most of this name to call on God.

Illah may be use in Quran does not mean it support Allah is idol. But because that was how God had been called before Islam conquer mecca ( Arab) so don't confuse yourself.

Illah is idol whill Allah is God.

Now let me also ask you to know how confuse you are who is trul God of Bible between Yahweh, Jehovah, Elohim and Jesus ?

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Signs Of Black Magic And Satanic Possession And How To Protect Yourself by Kokoebapluse(m): 7:51pm On Dec 24, 2021
advocatejare:

Jesus my savior showed dominion over death by resurrecting the third day after he died and he’s alive forever, eternal life.


Muhammad was left unburied for 3 days, yet he could not resurrect. He was later buried and now rotten in the grave. Muhammad remains dead forever while Jesus is alive forever!


See yeye for your head? I don't want to argue about death of Jesus here with you.

Jesus said his miracle death will be like that of Johan who was in the belly of fish for 3 day and not die.

Ask yourself did Johan die in the belly of fish? If no then what makes u believe that Jesus die?

But my question here is why just 3 nail kill your mighty God?

And why you believe in such lie?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Signs Of Black Magic And Satanic Possession And How To Protect Yourself by Kokoebapluse(m): 7:46pm On Dec 24, 2021
Nadaken:
Show me where Jesus used sword physically at anytime

Since we all know he lived by example

Na only you Muslims go agree that Jesus was the meekest that preached love never hurting a fly yet una go contradict unaselves with Jesus asked for sword

If your brain no pain you don't you think it's must be a parable since violence doesn't match with Jesus character

One of those sword they bought is the one one of his desciple used to cut a army ear when they came to arrest Jesus.

There is many record in that your Bible where Jesus did physical damage.

1. Jesus chase people from there goods and he beat them

2. Jesus and his disciples enter someone farm and stole corn when he was hungry.

There are many bad record about Jesus in your Bible that I should not be mention because Jesus is a prophet of Allah I don't have right to put bad thing on him. But bible did

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Signs Of Black Magic And Satanic Possession And How To Protect Yourself by Kokoebapluse(m): 7:33pm On Dec 24, 2021
Nadaken:
Islam is a joke that is dieing

Sahih Muslim 146

Verily Islam started as something strange and it would again revert to its old position of being strange just as it started, and it would recede (shrink) between the two mosques just as the serpent crawls back into its hole



Yes. Even this earth we live on will end one day nothing last forever.

But my question is why can't you open your eye and see the good road that lead to heaven? Only in Islam God promise heaven to people. But we can't see where Jehovah's, eli, Yahweh, Jesus promise anyone a heaven both in old testament or new testament.

Christianity is a scam form by scamer just to steal people money and control people to obey and lead them to hell. Jesus never practice Christian never preach Christianity to people.

Neither moses preach Jewish to people. But you Christian and Jews follow trick from people and they lead you astray

Islam is the only one way that lead to heaven

If you have question to ask me. And stop embarrassing yourself through copy and paste you have been doing here. Real man seek for knowledge not copy and paste.
Politics / Re: "We Will Not Abandon Our Promises:" Buhari's 2021 Christmas Message by Kokoebapluse(m): 4:32pm On Dec 24, 2021
Ah you mad or zumthin

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Travel / Re: Lagos State Government Declares Free BRT Service On Christmas, New Year's Day by Kokoebapluse(m): 4:27pm On Dec 24, 2021
Bleep Christmas and it celebrants.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Signs Of Black Magic And Satanic Possession And How To Protect Yourself by Kokoebapluse(m): 4:24pm On Dec 24, 2021
Nadaken:
Islam is dying Abdul as your peadophile predicted

Sahih Muslim 146

Verily Islam started as something strange and it would again revert (to its old position) of being strange just as it started, and it would recede between the two mosques just as the serpent crawls back into its hole


There is nothing like islamopheobes, people are waking up to the truth everyday

How Mohamed killed people only for leaving Islam

Sunan Abi Dawud 4356

Abu Burdah said:

A man who turned back from Islam was brought to Abu Musa. He invited him to repent for twenty days or about so. Muadh then came and invited him (to embrace Islam) but he refused. So he was beheaded.


How your hatred for unbelievers commands you to kill them



Quran (48:29) - "Muhammad is the messenger of Allah. And those with him are hard (ruthless) against the disbelievers and merciful among themselves"

Tabari 9:69 "Killing Unbelievers is a small matter to us" The words of Muhammad, prophet of Islam.

Jesus no be Mohamed mate wether in Christianity or Islam, Mohamed that died from otapiapia

But why Jesus instructed his follower to buy sward ?

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Signs Of Black Magic And Satanic Possession And How To Protect Yourself by Kokoebapluse(m): 4:19pm On Dec 24, 2021
advocatejare:

If Allah means God then your shahada would have read “there is no Allah except Allah” but it’s not, which means that Allah is not God

LA illah illallah.

It means there is no god ( idol) but God (Allah).

I believed you go school? But not everyone that goes school have brain.

There is different between God and god

God is Allah
While
god is status of Jesus, Mary,budah, Ogun,esu, etc

Allah have no status that is why he his bigger than what you can imaging

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Signs Of Black Magic And Satanic Possession And How To Protect Yourself by Kokoebapluse(m): 4:14pm On Dec 24, 2021
Nadaken:
Islam is a joke bro

Dem no go ask why allah couldn't say a word to achieve whatever goal he was performing on Mohamed

This is the so called god that could create the whole world by mere saying it should be so

I have been watching all your trash up there but you fail to know reason why your purpose on earth.

Let me ask you a question why u hate Islam ?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Signs Of Black Magic And Satanic Possession And How To Protect Yourself by Kokoebapluse(m): 4:12pm On Dec 24, 2021
advocatejare:
If Muhammad himself could not be protected from black magic, how can you Muslims be?

You can’t be more Muslim than Muhammad!


The same question goes to u if your mighty God can not save himself from just 3 nail how can he save you when harm come near you?

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Signs Of Black Magic And Satanic Possession And How To Protect Yourself by Kokoebapluse(m): 4:08pm On Dec 24, 2021
MrBlack001:
There's power everywhere but Jesus power is the greatest.

And please correct yourself, epilepsy is a medical issue and not a spiritual problem

But why your Jesus cry on the cross that God forsaken him?
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija's Nengi: "I Haven't Boarded Okada In 10yrs"- Video by Kokoebapluse(m): 3:50pm On Dec 24, 2021
Are u mad or zumthin

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Culture / Re: Masquerade Wants To Have Sex With This Lady, Holds Her Firmly (Video, Photo) by Kokoebapluse(m): 7:22pm On Dec 23, 2021
Is he crazzi or zumthin?
Celebrities / Re: Zazu Zeh Crooner, Portable Acquires A New Car (Photos) by Kokoebapluse(m): 7:11pm On Dec 23, 2021
Congratulation bro.
Celebrities / Re: Zazu Zeh Crooner, Portable Acquires A New Car (Photos) by Kokoebapluse(m): 7:10pm On Dec 23, 2021
marvellously:
Lool, his mate are using Benz and Lexus baba blow na Voltron e carry grin angry grin

Are you crazzi or zumthin ?
Education / Re: Osun Teacher, Akiyemi Philip Suspended For ‘Insulting’ Governor Oyetola by Kokoebapluse(m): 7:03pm On Dec 23, 2021
Is he crazzi or zumthin?
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Is he crazzi or zumthin?

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