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i've thought of this thing too , maybe anus could have been on our feet. But what happens when you are purging. I think God put it in the best place.

maybe on the palm , left palm

dollypi:
How far away do you want it

EFCC chairman didn't resign as promised

How much were you paid ?

EXOUSIAng:
This guy is a complete idiot
Someone who openly disobeyed Senate rules.
These opposition guys are just dumb

You mean Akpabio is a man of God and would never do such.

tunjijones:
I no know why I no just like this Natasha woman and all women that have this her kind of character.

You did something wrong in the senate, they want to punish you, the next thing is you shouting sexual harassment. That is the useless card most unintelligent woman play.

And this is the same country they want people to come and invest. In a sane country Akpabio would have been the one to resign

who told you Nigeria is not at war? Sir, we have all the signs of war including killings but the question should be how to win this battle between the masses and these selfish occultic politicians since 1960

Watcharena:
Even a fully destroyed city in Palestine has light but Nigeria that is not at war with anybody can not provide light to its citizens that are willing to pay for it.

i have a lady , she's 26, virgin, busty, slim and chocolate/dark in complexation. She's pretty , i've never meet her physically but we do chat on whatsap , She's currently serving (nysc) .

I'll like to match make both of you , I don't need the 50k , but it has to be done on my terms at the innitial stage, i'll send you her picture, you will send me yours too. If you both likes each other after a couple of email being an intermediary. Then I'll drop you her contact.

Important note: She doesn't want premarital sex , but she had told me long time ago that she's ready to do medical test to confirm her virginity and i believe her.

Infact i know two ladies that are virgin unmarried , just that the second one is not very pretty , but this one i want to link you with is very very pretty.

so let me know if you Agree?

SmartManJoe:
I am writing this post from the deepest depths of my heart. I am not trying to insult or vilify Nigerian women, I am only speaking from experience.

I returned to Nigeria two years ago after living in the United States for over a decade, and ever since, I have been actively searching for a wife. At first, I was a bit naive, thinking it would be easy, but I have come to realize that most of the beautiful women I meet are either into "runs" or for the streets.

Let me be clear, money is not my problem. I am the head of a major company in Lagos, and I am ready to take care of my wife in every way possible. However, finding the right woman has been a struggle. Many ladies nowadays prioritize the wrong things, and I am tired of meeting the wrong ones. Every beautiful girl I meet is either a low key runs girl or very irresponsible. I don't want to be with a girl that clubs. I don't want to be with a girl that smokes and I don't want to be with a girl that keeps friends who spend nights out partying 3 times a week. I don't want to be with a girl that dresses scantily. I simply want a responsible girl that is good looking. Is that too much to ask?

That’s why I am turning to my fellow Nairalanders for help. If you know a lady who meets the following criteria, kindly recommend her to me:

Age: 23-30
Looks: Beautiful and not short
Body Type: Slim and preferably busty (I am very attracted to busty women)
Character: Responsible, well-mannered, and properly dressed
Education: Should speak good English and

To encourage serious recommendations, I will pay ₦50,000 for every relevant suggestion.
If you have someone in mind, please contact me via joetheman869@gmail.com
Make sure to include:
-A picture or a link to her social media so I can see what she looks like
-Her phone number or contact info so I can reach out and speak with her
- Your account number so I can send the money to you.

I trust the Nairaland community to help me find the right woman. I am looking for something serious, not games.

Looking forward to your suggestions. Thanks!

There are thousands of phases of our lives that we've lived before and that will still live in the future, and it always come like a script, when you die and rebirth, you come with a new script. Meanwhile, your life is conditioned to the script unconsciously.

If your script this time is to sleep with prostitute and alter your chances of becoming successful in life, even if they combine pastor kumuyi and pastor odukoya of MFM to pray and deliver you, you will still go back to those prostitute and sleep with them, and it will alter your success in life.

Meanwhile if your script this time is to be successful in life, and sleep with lots of prostitute , womanize , drink . Even if you sleep with 10 girls that has been confirmed used by yahoo boys, my brother your success go just dey increase as in the case of our politicians, musicians and even some normal rich infamous.

So, if you know sleeping with prostitute is altering your success. Emancipate yourself and change your script, but it's not going to be easy. Most people just follow the script unconsciously because the hardest thing in life is to change one's script AKA destiny. Infact changing your script might even be part of the script and that's why some people won't become successful until their old age because that's when the script allows them to change their script. So, my brother, we all actors and actresses

kill person that they didn't show is name not to talk of his face ?

MaziObinnaokija:
KILL HIM and Fellow BANDITS

when these people started building their empire there wasn't much distractions like we have today, now they have thousands of personal assistance and could do what ever they like . My brother there's alot of distractions today . alot. How to be successful is no longer the issue, how to stay focus is the problem .

YoshihideSuga:
It's individual dependent. Tony Elumelu will know who is Burna Boy and even footballers. Is Elumelu a poor man? 🙄

These rich men operate on a different level, that's why they are focus. jackie chan once said on a national TV that he doesn't know who Kardashian is, and he said it innocently, truely he doesn't know them. that tells you these rich focus guys don't play around scrolling I.G all day

Ejiakusmith:
The op say na business private meeting 🤝...... Dangote said he doesn't know that burna used his name to sing and it was an inspiration but only the discover the song was made several years ago

so is that the way to ask for security guarantees? you no get money you dey argue with your helper. There are better ways to talk to people that are ready to help you. Either old weapon or new, US has spent over 500 billion dollars for this war. This guy is not humble because he has so many European leaders deceiving him. If you can't even respect the fact that trump is the president of US, he should at least respect the fact that he's older than him . Watch the video, don't watch on cnn youtube, watch it from forbes news , then you will understand what i'm saying

Everyday247:
So, Is he going to sign the agreement without security guarantees?

I believe that the reason the news gave was that there was no security guarantees in Trump's agreement that's why he did not sign before.

He's gay, there's no flame without fire.

OnyeObowo1:
So irritating..

One thing I hate about VDM

go and check the fact again , USA has spent over 500 billion dollars on the war according to what trump said o

SmartPolician:
Ukraine cannot be fighting their superior and expect the US to fund the war. I'm shocked that the USA has spent $175bn on that SENSELESS war! This is more than Nigeria's budget for the past 4 years!

Does it make sense that you tax Americans just to prosecute an avoidable war in a foreign country? This news was long overdue!

Every other thing is fine, but I don't know what fashion sense can make a straight man to pierce his nose

How come holy spirit didn't show him she's fake. And what is the correlation between the loveth he initially said would testify when God changes her story. Abi is that not the loveth testifying ?
Police and lawyers are our two major problem in this country.

Actually its very possible to building that mansion by selling phones , I know a few guys that has built bigger mansion selling phones . But if you can afford to build that mansion , you shouldn't be in that kind of shop buying food stuff again.

Bar1941:
Imagine!

Even if the pope prays for you, you can’t build that kind of mansion by selling those rubbish she claimed to be selling.

omo

I'm not a fan of APC, I do not like any Tinubu's polices but the truth is Tinubu is more intelligent , influential and diabolical than all those people in that room combined and APC will only lose 2027 if God says no or Tinubu says no , there's no third option bro

Melagros:
COMRADES, 2027 is going to be headache for APC, the tsunami is going to render the following politicians useless:
Tinubu
Oshiomhole
Wike
Ganduje etc

i'm not sure sowere is doing all these to become a president one day. I think its just want to start popular , publicity is huge money these days

Basicend:
So far, that's the funniest comment of the year.

The dude is fearless, apart from that, he has no real leadership qualities.

Leave the battle for Peter Obi, Atiku and the rest.

Some women naturally squirt while most women don't, it doesn't mean you are a pro.

looking lean is healthy. if you eat the right food and good fruit plus intermittent fasting , you should look lean and healthy

PulaPower:
2face is looking lean..

Don't blame your friend, most cases it's the lady that will initiates this move. God saved me from one years back, the lady dressed almost completely necked to my house just because my friend was out of town. You can't find a perfect friend but now you know he's weak when it comes to women, and you will keep your woman far from him going forward but don't let woman end your friendship with him.

Read the history , "for no reason ke !!!" NO .

jomarick:
Russia attacked a sovereign nation for no reason, it's alarming that people has forgotten this fact.

I saw it o , but yet there's no flame without fire. I've bought what you are selling to me but i'm only 50 percent in. Let the senate president come out and defend him self first.

24kmagik:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/10/reno-omokri-offers-50000-to-anyone-who-can-provide-photo-of-him-at-the-aso-villa-event-where-natasha-akpoti-claimed-he-made-a-pass-at-her.html&ved=2ahUKEwiAspHVs-aLAxVXR0EAHa6SAWMQFnoECE4QAQ&sqi=2&usg=AOvVaw0AbVNYjdm2_Hghb-uR219L

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://thewhistler.ng/sugar-daddy-saga-gets-messier-as-omokri-natasha-fight-dirty-on-social-media/&ved=2ahUKEwiAspHVs-aLAxVXR0EAHa6SAWMQFnoECEsQAQ&sqi=2&usg=AOvVaw1gc0lkOfram4P6KFnN55Ok

You may want to read more on the issue.
Natasha is a cheap hookup girl

you are sure ke , any way . I'm not buying what you are selling to me . All i know is there's no flame without fire, and the woman can't just come on national TV to make these claims if nothing of such had happened between them.

24kmagik:
You may want to Google it.
I'm very sure it is this Natasha lady

Reno flogged her with facts she had to run.

It happened when she contested to be Kogi governor during Yeye Bello first tenure I think.

The woman don teh but she no de think before she talk

Well I don't know about the reno issue but , all i know is there's no flame without fire.

24kmagik:
And she even had to tell us what was discussed with her husband in bed abi? This same woman accused Reno Omokri of the same thing three or four years ago, she said she gave him a fake number at an event during Goodluck Jonathan's government. Trust Reno, he brought out facts to counter her. Turned out, Reno wasn't even in Nigeria when the said event took place. She ended up embarrassing herself as a cheap hookup girl. Is she the only woman that politicians find attractive? What type of poosie has Akpabio not tasted before?

When we say women should not be in position of power and authority, they call us misogynists.

Once you have an issue with a woman, she will tell the world that it is because you tried to sleep with her and she refused. Sadly, many idiots will believe

Bro don't waste your time talking to these people , they are paid actors , once there are cases like this , they unleash them in hundreds to work the PR. There is no sane human that will castigate what the woman has said.

mikkyangel3:
Go and ask your father for proof

Court don free the guy now !!!! since when?

Kog45:
Pls simple question,pls court don freed Yahaya Bello? cuz me I no dey understand una......EFCC man said he will jail Yahaya based on very convincing evidenves in his possession and one of it is $846,000 paid as Bello children school fees,so let court decides before nailing Olukayode.

may almighty God bless you o. You said everything in my mind that i don't know how to put into words... the guy that fixed my car yesterday should be around 37, that guy made around 500k in my presence , he's a rewire but the special ones that uses computer for diagnoses. He's charges is already 100k for complex issues and he specializes in German products. This guy is even way richer than most of his customers. In this same country where some people are dying to run away with an old woman that should be in care home.

If you want to know how far gone we are in this country , check the number of people in support of what the guy did. It's really crazy.

Offpoint1:
It baffles me how young guys could go this low.
Is it like they lack skills or don't believe in themselves?
Young guys understand 40 with greater future ahead of them, will choose to settle with their grandparents for a paper to stay in strange land... It baffles me.

Some parents are just pathetic, it's not every behavior parent should approve. Just because your child has grown beard, doesn't mean he is an adult.

Well said but we can't continue like this , someone has to get it right. If you are fighting for the right course and some negative forces are working against you, he could resign . Oyibo people do it all the time.

This guy said it on national tv that he will resign if he didn't jail that kogi state man , but here we are. The main is still galivanting around

werisetogether:
This guy should be commended

It takes courage to stand for the right path

Look at how he handled his own elder brother and the auction

A lot of times we blame public officials for corruption, not knowing the subtle sinister forces working behind the scenes

And they never show up when stuff hits the fan. Everyone is left to bear his own cross...