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TravelI Want To Travel From Lagos To Abuja By Road by koladata(op): 5:32am On Nov 02, 2023
Good morning house, I'll like to travel to Abuja by road from Lagos. I'll be driving and I'll like to know how safe the road is because I plan to spend up to a month.

Please your candid advice will be appreciated.
RomanceRe: . by koladata(m): 11:20am On Oct 31, 2023
don't please anyone bro , your own is to buy suite and make your wife buy wedding dress. as for the food , all family will cook their own food, you can use plan ground or rent a school. just buy suite and buy shoe. you can even use your old shoe if its still okay. Tell everybody that want to come or that plan to invite people to come with their own food. Your wife family will cook , your own family will cook too . na so wedding be.
TravelRe: Indonesia Conducts First Commercial Flight Using Palm Oil-blended Jet Fuel by koladata(m): 7:39am On Oct 30, 2023
No be me and you
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Appoints Tunji Olaopa Chairman Civil Service Commission by koladata(m): 4:47am On Oct 28, 2023
bro even if he appoints people in only one region, what has been the outcome of past presidents that appointed people across. abeg make we try new things jare
Mandate2023:
He appointed ppl across d country, stop crying
PoliticsRe: Okey Ezeibe Refuses To Shake Obiano In Texas (Video) by koladata(m): 4:45am On Oct 28, 2023
I like this guy grin ... thanks for sharing , the funny thing is that they all know this man na block head with all his inflated calculations during the campaign.
Raskimonojendor:
Is that all. Mtchew
RomanceRe: If You Can't Escape From Africa, Please Do Not Have Any Kids! by koladata(m): 5:51am On Oct 26, 2023
My brother this is the first time i'm seeing someone acknowledging the 16 billion dollars electricity oooo! e come be like say the man used jazz on everybody to forget about it , even dangote's networth is not up to 16billion dollars the last time i checked , and this man said he was scammed. Like who scam 16billion dollars, to which bank , who withdraw it. Men!!!! things dey happen o.


Gerrard59:
Bwahahhahahaha!!!!!!!

OP na comedian grin Anyway, what have you said is actually correct. Let's think about it: in 2000 people complained the woes in the country and said 1990 was better. Those in 2010 complained that the period was bad and 2000 was better. However, within the same 2000 - 2010, Obasanjo squandered resources esp the $16BN on electrification. During the same period, Yar'adua rescinded the sale of derelict refineries and missed phasing out subsidies once and for all. Today, both men are praised and adored. Looking back, people say Jonathan's era was good and there was money. However, same Jonathan had lots of corrupt activities going on in his administration and he just like his predecessor didn't phase out subsidy. Today, Jonathan is better than Buhari.

To be fair, those men governed Nigeria when GDP growth rates exceeded 5% alongside population growth rate. However, the GDP since 2015 has not eclipsed 4% even though population growth continues above same figure. The major foreign earner - crude oil - will never get to $100 pb anytime soon. Meanwhile, the population growth is above GDP growth rate. In 2030, as bad as Buhari is today, the vast majority of Nigerians will praise him because unfortunately, 2030 will be worse. Unless there's a drastic change in the constitution and major decisions are taken, people are bound to be poorer.
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Judgement: We‘ll Be Victorious Tomorrow – Labour Party Declares by koladata(m): 5:26am On Oct 26, 2023
grin bro be calming down
LeoDeKing:
Labour Party and PDP will emerge victorious tomorrow.

Atiku will be sworn in on Friday and Peter Obi will be sworn in on Saturday.

Both as president of Nigeria.

Foolish animals.
Foreign AffairsRe: SA Unveils Largest Defence Drone Built In Africa (PICS) by koladata(m): 4:44am On Oct 24, 2023
who gave them to slavery , is it not the same black people selling the black for cup of tea ?
TMKsouth:
How could blacks invent all those things while they were under slavery, colonialism or apartheid? Even now neo-colonialism is at play.

Our time will come but first we need to develop pride and self belief. We wont get there with a defeatist attitude like yours and your kind. What single positive thing do you gain from being a white worshipper and afro-pessimist 🤷🏽‍♂️ Tell me.
BusinessRe: FG Moves To Digitise FX Transactions To Punish Naira Speculators by koladata(m): 4:14am On Oct 24, 2023
You have a very strong point here, but there was a way this was being controlled back in the days. All we need is a strong auditing system.
The major use of dollar is basically for payment of international bills including school fees and importation of goods. Dollars purchased on the ETF can only be used for services by major international merchants and dollars used for importation must evidently show proof of the imported goods.

Even 100 dollar monthly limit for every naira card will go a long way to reduce the need of dollar. I usually don't need more than this to renew my services as a tech entrepreneur and this is the major reason I visit aboki.

Back in the days it is very hard for you to round trip this 100 dollars monthly limit even if you have 100 naira-cards with 100 dollars monthly limit because at the end, the international charges are high and what you will get back after your round trip won't be up to 100 dollars.

It is not a rocket science, just create a forensic unit that follows the dollar and back it up with a strong audit system. Every importation must be done by registered companies and once found guilty while trying to fault the system , you are ban for life. Create a system that Give every company and every transaction a frequent code name where the forensic unit monitor transactions by their code names so they can't go back door to Strick deals with importers. Every imported goods are linked to some kind of port of lading and if after three month you didn't import anything, then return the dollar and face jail.



 
linearity:
It is Naira/Dollar ETF is not going to work, not only that the CBN will never create, but they will never allow entity to do so!

The reason is simple, CBN want to hoard the dollar, they want to be the only dollar liquidity source in Nigeria period!

Creating such EFT will see them lose their control total control and autonomy over the dollar.

With such an ETF all the foreign Airlines and MTN whose funds have trapped in Nigeria would not be crying to CBN to allow them repatriate their money, they will simply use their Naira to load up enough Naira/Dollar ETFs and then sell same internally and collect the proceeds into their foreign accounts in their home Country.

Also remember as with Futures and ETFs if the owner of you the security wants to take possession of it, you must provide the physical cash. e.g. if MTN sells their Naira/Dollar ETFs, the buyer can sell it and CBN will be on the hook to transfer dollars to the exchange who will then credit the seller.

Additionally don’t forget that speculators are mainly in the game to make money, as the guarantor, they will bleed CBN dry because CBN have to keep up with liquidity in the system as speculators take profits and cashes from time to time.
BusinessRe: FG Moves To Digitise FX Transactions To Punish Naira Speculators by koladata(m): 3:31am On Oct 24, 2023
Thank you sir, I think the tribalism in this country and on this forum is not born out of ethnic group or region , it is born out of lack education and exposure. Thank God you spoke as a Nigerian and not as Igbo. I just hope things change asap.


 
Vision101:
A few hours ago I wrote here that the fx rate is purely caused by speculation and roundtripping. There is so much arbitrage going on. Some people in their usual way with political undertone abused us.

I mentioned that a sudden policy will crash all this. I hadn't read this news then. It's basic economics that hence we are import dependent economy and if the consistent upward movement of the rates is a true reflection of the economy then the smallest packet of biscuit would not be less than #500. But this isn't the case. Then something artificial is going on.

Watch out for major policy that will shake naira in the first quarter of 2024.

I will keep repeating this: I'm an Igbo and apolitical. President BAT is the best among the three. He inherited so many problems but will not talk because buhari is from APC. The mess started from two years towards the end of Jonathan's regime but buhari rubbed shit everywhere.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Moves To Clear $10bn Forex Backlog by koladata(m): 4:30pm On Oct 23, 2023
when ever this man is facing one major court case, he will start promising the whole world
CrimeRe: Ikechuckwu Emmanuel: Nigerian Medical Student Killed By Chinese In Philippines by koladata(m): 9:10am On Oct 23, 2023
No matter what an american do , they will never try this with an american , and americans are everywhere too. We are all nigerians first before igbo or yoruba. You guys need to stop this tribalism
yarimo:
IKECHUKWU EMMANUEL must have tried to claim china belongs to them again undecided undecided
FamilyRe: Help! My Wife Doesn’t Enjoy Sex by koladata(m): 6:34pm On Oct 22, 2023
Make sure she lubricate well before the sex, encourage her to take pap (ogi) ever morning as it will increase her lubrication. Yurgot too is very nice. You should also try to make this juice that comprise 1. date seed 2. water merlon with the green shell 3. coaconut 4. tiger nut ... blend it together and make sure she takes this too every morning for one week as it increases libido.

Check the result
Ayodeoba:
Hello Nairaland, pls I seek for your opinions about this isssue affecting our marriage life.
We re young couple, we just got married.
My wife had always been shouting of pain whenever we re having sex, I believe sex is meant to be enjoyed btw two party.
Any one with remedies or medication to use. Kindly help
RomanceRe: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by koladata(m): 12:48pm On Oct 22, 2023
Gen Z
PoliticsRe: LASG Launches "Live Camera Update" To Monitor 300 Roads And Highways by koladata(m): 6:48am On Oct 21, 2023
I don't know why they can't place camera on the highways too like lagos to abuja , this will reduce all the insurgency
PoliticsRe: We’re Managing To Pay Salaries, Facing Enormous Challenges – FG by koladata(m): 4:56am On Oct 20, 2023
I think the country has already collapse
Chinjo2:
But the FG has enough for senators to be buying exortic imported cars, pay all those Ministers that are doing nothing and to service Airforce jet for Seyi Tinubu to go to Kano to watch Polo right?
Pay the workers what they truly deserve. If the country want to collapse let it collapse.
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi's 30,000 Capacity International Stadium Nears Completion by koladata(m): 7:08am On Oct 19, 2023
why can't they build production factory instead, people need job, product something that can sell at the interntional market
RomanceRe: How God Saved Me In A Brothel by koladata(m): 10:28am On Oct 18, 2023
Just yesterday here, at least wait a month. You can't stop addiction by determination, you better look for one mfm and go into one week fasting and prayer.

eraglory:
I swear with my life never to patronize prostitute or indulge in betting again.
RomanceRe: What Is The Current Price For Short Time In Lagos by koladata(m): 10:16am On Oct 18, 2023
I still don't know how you get erection with olosho or ashawo. Its very hard for me, I'm not trying to form. Once I know the sex is transactional i loss all erection.
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Have Sex With A Married Woman Share Yr Experience by koladata(m): 4:31am On Oct 17, 2023
lol which one is sin with full chest again grin grin

arthurwillia:
Useless people full this app I swear.. Destiny will reduce another said that thing no good O, to dey sleep with married woman, another said it attracts misfortune one say him grandma say na curse, your grandmama na dibia, one say an 1001 ways to die. Useless ascertions based on fallacy and backwardness.. Hypocrites

You can sleep with someone who isn't married but has a bf and it's good to you, it's not a curse, God loves but its marriage that you draw the line, ori yin ti daru sirs.

It’s always the girl that brings misfortuneee, you’ll never see where guy give girl misfortuneeee because they had sex, na the girl Go every bring am even the one wey misfortuneeee don finish him family before.

Sleeping with anybody isn’t good married or not, if you Dey lash anybody lash go. Don’t draw the line anywhere everything na sin, sin with your full chest or not, there’s nothing like half sin
Make all of una getat
RomanceRe: I Finally Had Sex With D Love Of My Life, but.. by koladata(m): 7:41pm On Oct 15, 2023
If it was a long-anticipated sex for both of you, there's tendency that she will be very wet and that might make you think she's wide. Also, if you had masturbated a day before, you hand is tighter than the tightest pussy so your recent masturbation experience might cloud your judgement.

livenija:
After so many weeks of posting the sex, we finally did it n i just have to say, i dont know how to tell her, shes has a wide pussy, omg I have a 6.3 inch dik I will know cause my phone is 6.5. Yes I took measurements lol

Am so sad now cause i tot it would be a bit tight.

Do i tell her, that her pussy is wide or do i go on with d relationship n hope it doesn't last
Music/RadioRe: Shallipopi - Obapluto (Official Video) by koladata(m): 8:43am On Oct 13, 2023
no he's not, he's only trying to create his own genre which i think is good
Taylor94:
This guy is overrated



Have you listen to his new song he released yesterday?



You go throway your phone
RomanceRe: Israeli Soldier Gets Married At Military Base Despite Ongoing War by koladata(m): 7:06am On Oct 13, 2023
Nigeria is regarded as a muslim country too, and you will be wiped out
GO0DHardDick:
It's time for Israel to wipe out this terrorist Hamas and their likes from the face of the earth.

Israel should completely wipe out all Muslim terrorists countries including Saudi Arabia too. Israel should wipe out Mohammad and his gravesite. Wipe out the pedophile and his terrorist pedophilic brothers. Israel must help us wipe out northern Nigeria as well. We need peace and sanity in this world. Let Israel wipe out these terrorists countries and watch how peaceful the world would be.

Death on all Muslim countries!!! They are all terrorist! Israel sef never even start, by the time the Israelites are done with these fools, they would know that Israel isn't their mate at all
Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza In Ruin, Flattened (Photos) by koladata(m): 10:34am On Oct 12, 2023
only if nigeria had treat small boko haram case like this, we won't be where we are today
phorget:
Small slap wey Hamas give Isreal dem don take am collect bomb...😁😁😁
RomanceRe: Should I End The Relationship Or What Is The Best Approach. by koladata(m): 10:04am On Oct 11, 2023
lol
AutosRe: Urgent , I Want To Convert Toyota Prius Hybrid To Gasoline by koladata(op): 9:18am On Oct 11, 2023
Thanks but what is your experience with converted hybrid
Felicity0001:
Bro sell it off and get another car. Don't say I didn't warn you
AutosRe: Urgent , I Want To Convert Toyota Prius Hybrid To Gasoline by koladata(op): 7:09am On Oct 11, 2023
Okay I'll call him , thanks bro, I really appreciate. God bless
Anchor84:
The Vehicle works normal nd trust me you will barely know it was converted.

The guy is good at it my brother,He also does conversion from Manual to Automatic without any Traces.
AutosRe: Urgent , I Want To Convert Toyota Prius Hybrid To Gasoline by koladata(op): 1:31am On Oct 11, 2023
Thank you very much sir, please aside from the mechanic, i also want to confirm from a hybrid owner with such experience.

What was your own experience after driving the car for one year, considering that almost everything in the car would be changed including gear, brain box and almost every other mechanism in the car aside the engine?. Is it recommended provided that the mechanic is good at it?


 
Anchor84:
Call him 0813 667 0946,He’s good at it.
I converted my camry hybrid almost a year now.
AutosUrgent , I Want To Convert Toyota Prius Hybrid To Gasoline by koladata(op): 11:34am On Oct 10, 2023
Hi , please I need your suggestion, I have this Toyota Prius hybrid I've abandoned for a while because of a minor accident. After the accident the hybrid system went bad so i just packed it and moved on. Its over a years now and I'm considering fixing it since it has a very very low fuel consumption that will serve me better in this Tinubu economy, the engine is vvti.

The option of repairing the hybrid system is out of the picture, I'll like to convert it to normal gasoline engine which will cost me about 700 to 1m. Please has anybody ever done this, does it work.? The mechanics and rewire guys in charge are very good, I've known them for years and they assure me it will work, but that's like changing the entire system which include gear and almost everything aside the engine.

Please does it worth it or I should keep my money.
RomanceRe: Women Aren’t That Complicated, Just Do Transfer — Benin Man Counsels Men by koladata(m): 7:21am On Oct 10, 2023
There's an element of truth in this ... if my mother is sick and she calls me to inform me. You could feel her voice that she's sick , but once I transfer some ridiculous amount of money to her, i'll get information that she's getting better before the day runs out. Then i'll ask , did she take drug , they will say no that her mode just changed and she started getting better.

You can't separate women from money , they will argue it but its true
PoliticsRe: What Is The PHCN Situation In Your Area? by koladata(m): 2:54pm On Oct 09, 2023
5 days straight uninterrupted , for the pass 4months

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