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you can sleep with too many women without having issues in life ... its too deep , the guy that slept with over 400 , where is he now ?

Tinko , its a very nice meat

Number 2 will mess you up the more

Tinubu and his family will never test a seat of power again in this country ... I am yoruba

See where we are , other African countries are now the new heaven

Swear say you never chop another girl since that time

Later now you will start asking for best antibiotic to use for one rashes ..... its cheaper to date than all these

you too like food

santaclaws:
N5m isn't enough for japa... that's less than $3k. Unless you're going to Ghana or Kenya, japa is out of it. You need at least N20m to leave this country, take this from me as a travel consultant.

If you have 5m now, spend 1m to stock pile on food that's gonna last for at least 1 year, invest in yourself by getting any in-demand skill, you can also invest the rest on any business you know how to do, that's all....

1 billion naira is enough to live a good life in Nigeria and it can last a lifetime, why embezzling almost everything and leaving the people in poverty. If your hands are clean, then why are you running.

rest abeg.

Mistral:
You pride yourself in being a pragmatic individual, viewing yourself as an independent, realistic and level headed person in contrast to people who delve deeply into areas of abstraction that seems to be detached from everyday life. Your thinking pattern is more of "does it work" than "how true is it". In your case, accuracy takes a back seat until you are in the mood to scrutinize and criticize another person's work.

You are a very dynamic person. You rely on information outside yourself in decision making. The criterias of your decision are mostly objective and real world focused. Benefit, advantage, work, income, time and resource expenditure, efficiency, means, money, savings, specialization, enterprise, objective facts (in themselves, outside of their systematization), algorithms (as the shortest paths to the goal), technology, extraction, transportation, construction, production, business, these are words that you deeply resonate with and is your core motivation in life. Poorly handle your emotions at certain moments. In your interactions with others, you are prone to making offensive and vulgar jokes/remarks by accident. But other times, you are somewhat gentle and polite than the average person. Not overly aggressive as people may assume you to be.


Despite your business oriented approach in the external world, in the confines of your own mind, you are moderately open minded and in want of moral fulfillment. You are a closet romantic and long to find someone who resonates with you on a deeper level. You must be careful as due to your positive approach to life, you may find it difficult to ascertain who is a friend and who isn't. Despite being able to forecast future possibilities to an extent, you aren't really adept at understanding the relations among people making you prone to entertaining potential enemies.

CNN is the worse, you can't watch that station for 30mins without developing a strong hatred for him. I tried it a day before election , just within 30min , i started seeing him as a wicked person

giacomogiovanni:
Short answer: The American mainstream media.

For the past 9 years, they've relentlessly bombarded the population with an unpalatable image of Trump, presenting him as a terrible monster. The minds of mentally vulnerable people are unable to deal with this barrage.

These people then tend to take rash, harmful actions like this.

Na only uneducated Igbo be racist. See your mate sharp English. @goodlyhrt what would you like us to do for you jare, would you like to relocate back to Lagos? I’ll advise you consider Port-Harcourt first though, that place has lesser competition from my recent experience and business is really booming over there.

person wey dey use chatgpt to check nna horoscope based on your data of birth . Tell me about myself without asking for my data of birth ... this guy na scam

Women no get standard, they only follow what is trending.

Once they know your stock worth, they start acting like best staff till you fall in love. All na scam

People don't understand that Nigerians units when we are challenging a problem . Nobody cares if you are igbo or yoruba or hausa at that point.

dey play

odejimioflagos:
Trump is going to lose.

Nigerian politics is too deep, they intentionally allowed these government properties to be burnt so they could have a good reason to stop the protest generally

omo i didn't do well at all , na common entrance remain

frankson1:
How well did you perform in your mid-term tests

Money passes money. Choose your vanity wisely... If there will be a new Bible, we should have 'The Book of Elon Musk.' See men wey dey control things.

people with smalls stature usually live longer , it meas this man was around 80 when i was growing up

lol same here o, the thing no come get head again self, evidences come be like drawing book.

Anny69:
😂😂 Nope, I don lose faith.

Your girlfriend dey nack waiting no good

@Anny69 where have you been... its been a while, you no dey attend ourtruth church again ?

oh i was at rivers state for about a month, i came to do some project but i'm back to lagos about 3days ago and i'll be going back in a week time, i can help get some placement. i was at etche chokocho, then i also did some works at rumudara.

Uchenna10:
Ok,thank you... serving in rivers State currently.

They can be frustrating sometimes. I will advise you just close eye finish the nysc at once, because in life you get more busy and you might never find that 1year to complete the nysc as you progress with life, Job , marriage , children , traveling/relocation... these are big deals that will always come up as you move ahead and trust me the need for that nysc will always present it self.

The best you can do is to redeploy to another school or find a small-scale business owner who can fasten your redeployment as long as the business is registered this is very possible. Which state are you serving ?

Uchenna10:
No vex baba,some nairalanders no get sense.....

bro this is too much

Uchenna10:
If ur papa gets sense,he for no born u....stop smoking cheap za.

doctor show me your license, no go dey feel yourself say you know everything o, go and read about sperm bank, if you release today , its not even the sperm you just produced today , it is the one in your sperm bank weeks ago. A man is designed to release sperm at least twice a day either through normal sex or masturbation because we generate millions of sperm per second.

Kingzjayzee:
frequent ejaculation can cause watery sperm. I thought I should Inform you 😁

the only thing that unlocks your success is hard work and consistency

just go to bank , tell them you want to open an account that you can't withdraw money from but that you can save, most bank usually have 3 to 6month plans, before betting , save the once you can save.

As for the porn , enjoy yourself. As long as you are doing something during the day, just go out and work then yank yourself at night , no issue.

Apologies not accepted

samuelson06:
Gosh! I'm so sorry guys. So I'm still living in the stone age.

Cc: koladata

You don't even know what's going on... sorry I can't explain, do your research

samuelson06:
How can you compare AI with human beings? Is there any AI character that can make you watch a movie? Is AI human?

this one that A.I is already creating movies, are we really going to need actors in the next 10years