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There's a Tinubu in all of us

This man is winning , hate him or love him

bro it was 16billon dollars not 10billion. I cry every day people praise Obasanjo, How could they have forgotten!!! Even the entire NetWorth of Dangote is not up to 16billion dollars at that time. Obasanjo claimed he was scammed, who scams people of 16billion dollars, which account did they use to pick the money , I'm seriously sad. These money belongs to all of us.

BreconHills:
What about OBJ $10bn power project? Anything to show? This is not a party matter. Come to it, under which party we're the original genco and electricity distribution licences issued?

While lies can influence the ignorance and bring likes and shares, the cosmos rejects it decisively irrespective of party. God is not a party man. Lies are the reason this country is in motion without movement. Lies everywhere from politician and civil society alike.

Self deceived group of people

FODA:
can you quote where the bible says that sir

Matthew 19:5 and said, 'For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh'? 6 So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.”


Its really confusing , the design is completely different, this male body wants more than one woman without even trying but the manual says 1 to 1 . except someone else wrote the manual and not the original designer of this body .

Why did God made it such that a man can produce unlimited baby while a women can produce limited baby yet the bible says one man one woman. The design looks different from the manual

Still available , I've received chats from people outside lagos, Please kindly chat if you are based in lagos. I'm yet to find a match for this job

Eku

Obagreatdatoye:
Nigeria is not ready to tackle security..

When they are ready..they will put cctv in every nook and cranies of the country with people watching it ...day and night.

my brother I’ve been wondering why they couldn’t do this o. It will cost less than 1 trillion to buy camera accross all our Highway . Create multiple security company watching it night and day , this will even create employment o. Our politicians makes it look like a rocket science o

Must be very good at Git, Visual Studio 2022
Must base in Lagos
Must be read to work from 9am to 4pm on the agreed date. (1 DAY).

It's just a simple correction on the git, all the files are not synchronizing properly, might not take more than 30mins if you are experienced.

I'm will to pay a decent amount

Note: This job is currently unavailable as I'm interviewing someone already, hopefully he gets it done

VersatileVee

This is eczema, I different form of it . I have hard this thing before when I was younger.

Get this Yoruba herbs called “imi orun” and “eyin aro” mix them together and rub it after bath

I wonder what some women marries. why making issue out of this kind of simple thing that you could even joke about. If the woman tells you there's money in one shoe , na so you go quickly collect everything finish. My mother does this thing even to we the children. And its not a big deal.

i'm not broke, I just wanted to be sure of the need for it

turmacs:
Mthewww. I wonder what made you think I can't solve it myself, nonsense. How much kill you there, nonsense. Broke men everywhere, i spit on your bald head

i can solve it , but how much ?

student loan is 10billion , president's vehicle is 6.9billion

Marry because you like or love someone not because of the family's wealth.

are you playing ? even 1975 toyota is more than one million. Where you wan see car of less than a million in 2023. Well except the engine is bad

thanks for this idea but my point is that i will need to spend some times in abuja , close to one month and i will be attending business meetings.

I just want to be sure that the road is safe if i'm not driving at night

phrancys001:
If you ain't carrying load just book a flight, a full tank fuel it's almost a ticket fee

Clemzy19 thanks

Good morning house, I'll like to travel to Abuja by road from Lagos. I'll be driving and I'll like to know how safe the road is because I plan to spend up to a month.

Please your candid advice will be appreciated.

don't please anyone bro , your own is to buy suite and make your wife buy wedding dress. as for the food , all family will cook their own food, you can use plan ground or rent a school. just buy suite and buy shoe. you can even use your old shoe if its still okay. Tell everybody that want to come or that plan to invite people to come with their own food. Your wife family will cook , your own family will cook too . na so wedding be.

No be me and you

bro even if he appoints people in only one region, what has been the outcome of past presidents that appointed people across. abeg make we try new things jare

Mandate2023:
He appointed ppl across d country, stop crying

I like this guy ... thanks for sharing , the funny thing is that they all know this man na block head with all his inflated calculations during the campaign.

Raskimonojendor:
Is that all. Mtchew

My brother this is the first time i'm seeing someone acknowledging the 16 billion dollars electricity oooo! e come be like say the man used jazz on everybody to forget about it , even dangote's networth is not up to 16billion dollars the last time i checked , and this man said he was scammed. Like who scam 16billion dollars, to which bank , who withdraw it. Men!!!! things dey happen o.

Gerrard59:
Bwahahhahahaha!!!!!!!

OP na comedian Anyway, what have you said is actually correct. Let's think about it: in 2000 people complained the woes in the country and said 1990 was better. Those in 2010 complained that the period was bad and 2000 was better. However, within the same 2000 - 2010, Obasanjo squandered resources esp the $16BN on electrification. During the same period, Yar'adua rescinded the sale of derelict refineries and missed phasing out subsidies once and for all. Today, both men are praised and adored. Looking back, people say Jonathan's era was good and there was money. However, same Jonathan had lots of corrupt activities going on in his administration and he just like his predecessor didn't phase out subsidy. Today, Jonathan is better than Buhari.

To be fair, those men governed Nigeria when GDP growth rates exceeded 5% alongside population growth rate. However, the GDP since 2015 has not eclipsed 4% even though population growth continues above same figure. The major foreign earner - crude oil - will never get to $100 pb anytime soon. Meanwhile, the population growth is above GDP growth rate. In 2030, as bad as Buhari is today, the vast majority of Nigerians will praise him because unfortunately, 2030 will be worse. Unless there's a drastic change in the constitution and major decisions are taken, people are bound to be poorer.

bro be calming down

LeoDeKing:
Labour Party and PDP will emerge victorious tomorrow.

Atiku will be sworn in on Friday and Peter Obi will be sworn in on Saturday.

Both as president of Nigeria.

Foolish animals.

who gave them to slavery , is it not the same black people selling the black for cup of tea ?

TMKsouth:
How could blacks invent all those things while they were under slavery, colonialism or apartheid? Even now neo-colonialism is at play.

Our time will come but first we need to develop pride and self belief. We wont get there with a defeatist attitude like yours and your kind. What single positive thing do you gain from being a white worshipper and afro-pessimist 🤷🏽‍♂️ Tell me.

You have a very strong point here, but there was a way this was being controlled back in the days. All we need is a strong auditing system.
The major use of dollar is basically for payment of international bills including school fees and importation of goods. Dollars purchased on the ETF can only be used for services by major international merchants and dollars used for importation must evidently show proof of the imported goods.

Even 100 dollar monthly limit for every naira card will go a long way to reduce the need of dollar. I usually don't need more than this to renew my services as a tech entrepreneur and this is the major reason I visit aboki.

Back in the days it is very hard for you to round trip this 100 dollars monthly limit even if you have 100 naira-cards with 100 dollars monthly limit because at the end, the international charges are high and what you will get back after your round trip won't be up to 100 dollars.

It is not a rocket science, just create a forensic unit that follows the dollar and back it up with a strong audit system. Every importation must be done by registered companies and once found guilty while trying to fault the system , you are ban for life. Create a system that Give every company and every transaction a frequent code name where the forensic unit monitor transactions by their code names so they can't go back door to Strick deals with importers. Every imported goods are linked to some kind of port of lading and if after three month you didn't import anything, then return the dollar and face jail.



 

linearity:
It is Naira/Dollar ETF is not going to work, not only that the CBN will never create, but they will never allow entity to do so!

The reason is simple, CBN want to hoard the dollar, they want to be the only dollar liquidity source in Nigeria period!

Creating such EFT will see them lose their control total control and autonomy over the dollar.

With such an ETF all the foreign Airlines and MTN whose funds have trapped in Nigeria would not be crying to CBN to allow them repatriate their money, they will simply use their Naira to load up enough Naira/Dollar ETFs and then sell same internally and collect the proceeds into their foreign accounts in their home Country.

Also remember as with Futures and ETFs if the owner of you the security wants to take possession of it, you must provide the physical cash. e.g. if MTN sells their Naira/Dollar ETFs, the buyer can sell it and CBN will be on the hook to transfer dollars to the exchange who will then credit the seller.

Additionally don’t forget that speculators are mainly in the game to make money, as the guarantor, they will bleed CBN dry because CBN have to keep up with liquidity in the system as speculators take profits and cashes from time to time.

Thank you sir, I think the tribalism in this country and on this forum is not born out of ethnic group or region , it is born out of lack education and exposure. Thank God you spoke as a Nigerian and not as Igbo. I just hope things change asap.


 

Vision101:
A few hours ago I wrote here that the fx rate is purely caused by speculation and roundtripping. There is so much arbitrage going on. Some people in their usual way with political undertone abused us.

I mentioned that a sudden policy will crash all this. I hadn't read this news then. It's basic economics that hence we are import dependent economy and if the consistent upward movement of the rates is a true reflection of the economy then the smallest packet of biscuit would not be less than #500. But this isn't the case. Then something artificial is going on.

Watch out for major policy that will shake naira in the first quarter of 2024.

I will keep repeating this: I'm an Igbo and apolitical. President BAT is the best among the three. He inherited so many problems but will not talk because buhari is from APC. The mess started from two years towards the end of Jonathan's regime but buhari rubbed shit everywhere.

when ever this man is facing one major court case, he will start promising the whole world

No matter what an american do , they will never try this with an american , and americans are everywhere too. We are all nigerians first before igbo or yoruba. You guys need to stop this tribalism

yarimo:
IKECHUKWU EMMANUEL must have tried to claim china belongs to them again

Make sure she lubricate well before the sex, encourage her to take pap (ogi) ever morning as it will increase her lubrication. Yurgot too is very nice. You should also try to make this juice that comprise 1. date seed 2. water merlon with the green shell 3. coaconut 4. tiger nut ... blend it together and make sure she takes this too every morning for one week as it increases libido.

Check the result

Ayodeoba:
Hello Nairaland, pls I seek for your opinions about this isssue affecting our marriage life.
We re young couple, we just got married.
My wife had always been shouting of pain whenever we re having sex, I believe sex is meant to be enjoyed btw two party.
Any one with remedies or medication to use. Kindly help

Gen Z