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TravelRe: Reno Omokri: 7 Countries Nigerians Can Vacation Without Visas by kolakolex: 6:11pm On Aug 13, 2021
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HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For August 10 2021 In Nigeria by kolakolex: 5:25am On Aug 11, 2021
Hmm...with the way this figures are increasing geometrically...I fear they may be another lock down except, we adhere strictly to safety guidelines.
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For August 8 2021 In Nigeria by kolakolex: 5:14am On Aug 09, 2021
tuzle:
my own mind now is full of exam. If I just close my eye pere, I have bad dreams. I swear book is hard. All those people that pass easily, how do u do it?
There is nothing like passing easily,even cheating is difficult;copying from someone is difficult,while bringing in micro chips is stressful.

I remembered those stressful days where I didn't sleep for more than 24hrs and didn't die. Here is the break down of how I spent my day:

8 am to 10am (lecture) ,10 am to 12pm (lecture),12 to 2am (break), 2 pm to 6pm(drawing class).we had an assignment to submit the next day and had to draw from 6pm till 2am.When I got to the hotel,I had to cook because all shop were closed and before I could finish cooking,it was time for sollat (muslim prayer).I have a lecture to attend by 7am that I musnt miss and that was how I continued till evening .

U just need to do your best and have it at the back of ur mind; Failure is never an option.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Reveals What Her Boyfriend Made Her Do For Urgent 2K (pic) by kolakolex: 12:07am On Aug 09, 2021
DDfruitful:
If you ask me I will say the guy is nice, because 2k is the value of nearly a whole day unskilled labours wage.
In a company here in Abuja ,it was around April 2021 they increased the wages of casual workers (Labourers)from 1000 to 1500 Naira.

The guy is too nice for paying 2000 naira for one hour of work. Even an Artisan will be happy to get such amount for one hour
RomanceRe: I Fuçked My Pastor's Wife, The Thing Dey Burst Brain by kolakolex: 11:06pm On Aug 08, 2021
SarakiBukola:
I screwed daughters of 2 different Pastors. I missed out on the third undecided

Just rub anointing oil on your prick and bath with holy water before and after... grin

You should be fine.... wink

No go try daughter of herbalist ooo. I fear those ones. shocked
God works In a mysterious way...
PoliticsRe: Lagos Assembly Cuts Ex-Governors' Pension By 50%, Stops Houses by kolakolex: 7:46am On Aug 06, 2021
AntiBMC:
Why not scrap everything all together. Just pension is enough for ex-govs who are not holding any govt office at all. The ones who have moved on to become senators or commissioners should not b collecting pensions.
For those of them that make it to the senate, pension should be stopped ,pending when they stop receiving money from the government purse.

Assuming david mark was a Democratic elected governor,he would have collected pension for the 20 years he spent in senate.
CrimeRe: One Chance: Police Arrest 2 In Lekki, Recover Stolen Car by kolakolex: 6:31pm On Aug 05, 2021
RedEnergy:
This is carjacking + armed robbery. One Chance is when they use public danfo bus to pick and rob innocent passengers, then dump them on the road while on motion. NPF should update their street vocabulary.
Lolz...they need to upgrade use of street Vocabulary
TravelRe: LASG Announces Traffic Diversion At Marina For Lagos Rail Mass Transit by kolakolex: 7:35pm On Aug 03, 2021
krebdawise:
That Lagos dey overrated.... Anytime am in Lag, I dey feel some pain for my head...
All the noise, death, traffic and shit ehn ...
cry





Hit me up for your graphic design... I'll always give you the best....
I still dey imagine how people wey dey there dey enjoy their life...Lagos stress fit kill person
TravelRe: LASG Announces Traffic Diversion At Marina For Lagos Rail Mass Transit by kolakolex: 7:33pm On Aug 03, 2021
No pain, No gain.
CrimeRe: EFCC Hands Over Recovered N191, 000 To Victim Of Fraud In Enugu(photos) by kolakolex: 7:18pm On Aug 03, 2021
The matter was first reported to the police and it was later transferred to EFCC since its a fraud case.

I see that everyone are threading with caution ,since super corp story came up.

Make everyone maintain their lane.
TravelRe: Truck Rams Into Building In Ijebu-Ode: Mum, Daughter, 1 Other Crushed To Death by kolakolex: 10:11am On Aug 03, 2021
People dey inside their house,death go meet them. May God continue to protect us. Amin RIP
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Wears Wedding Dress To Dunamis Church To Get Marital Breakthrough (Photo) by kolakolex: 9:58am On Aug 03, 2021
NOC1:
It is called faith but my Bible said faith without work is dead. The work in this context are her characters. Will it make a man run or stay?
And Faith without work is.......

U got toast them,they will be posting u ,forming hard to get little did they know that guys no get too much time to waste toasting.

They move to a serious minded person that is willing and ready to settle down.
PoliticsRe: Don’t Mortgage Your Professionalism For Goodwill - IG Admonishes Police Officers by kolakolex: 8:13am On Aug 03, 2021
Sonnobax15:
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Well,let me just keep what's on my mind to myself... Because the last time I bashed the NPF,I was banned for more than a week undecided

I must commend the IGP on this but will his boys heed to his advice?...

Why do I've the feeling that he's indirectly condemning ABBA KYARI? tongue
U really not the only person having that feeling. He is indirectly talking about Abba kyari.
PoliticsRe: Abuja's Poor Lighting: What Buhari, Bello, FCTA Must Know by kolakolex:
Poor lighting is one of the major causes of insecurity at night.

If ur car break down at some locations, be rest assured,boys go visit u; as s matter of fact,they are around waiting and hoping that ur car develop the slightest problem. just pray the problem can be managed till u get to a safe location.

Games village, Apo ,National stadium,The fly over at Federal housing junction are all dark spot.

Airport road has good illumination BT poor maintenance ; dead bulbs are not replaced which makes those areas dark spot at Night.

The drainages are poorly maintained too though I don't know if these fall under their jurisdiction. Most of the drain covers have been stolen and nothing has been done over the years to replace them and work on blocked drainage.

Very soon, Abuja will be like Lagos. The dirtiest mega city on planet Earth.
CrimeRe: Vigilante Beaten To Death After He Accidentally Killed Outgoing Delta Chairman by kolakolex: 5:04am On Aug 03, 2021
This life is complex.
It s a mistake,according to the report BT the running away has suggest that,
1)He ran for his his life or

2)He did it on purpose and trying to run or

3)He had been contacted to do the job and after successful execution,he tries to run.

And lastly u cannot underestimate spiritual interference.
PoliticsRe: Despite ₦2.3tn Health Budgets, Buhari Spends 201 Days On Foreign Medical Trips by kolakolex: 9:36am On Aug 02, 2021
dettolgel:
Femi also said that since Buhari has been using the doctor for a long he is conversant with Buhari's medical history.

Femi forgot that this is 2021, Buhari can easily ask the doctor to transfer his medical files/history to another doctor here in Nigeria. Unless Buhari does not trust our doctors.
What if those his doctors die or are not available due to illness or old age ,will he still insist they must treat him? Will he not allow another doctor in that circumstance?
He is trying to justify waste of tax payers money.
PoliticsRe: Optimizing The Economic Development Capacity Of AKK Gas Pipeline Project by kolakolex: 9:54am On Jul 31, 2021
Wen will training of graduate and undergraduate in welding, scaffolding start?
Any one with this info should kindly reply me.
PoliticsRe: FG Releases ₦2.5 Billion For Deplorable Eleme-One Section Of East West Road by kolakolex: 6:21am On Jul 30, 2021
Andyvilly:
I don't know why we still celebrate road construction and completion as an achievement in Nigeria in the modern era?
Its simply due to the fact that,people Have suffered a lot as a result of the neglect on that road,due to poor successive governance.
PoliticsRe: FG Reduces Gas To Power Price From $2.50 To $2.18 by kolakolex: 6:11am On Jul 30, 2021
sonofthunder:
Why are they not selling in Nairahuh Are we not deceiving our selveshuh
because we trust our own currency.

How do they want the naira to appreciate,when even local products are priced in dollars.
PoliticsRe: FG Reduces Gas To Power Price From $2.50 To $2.18 by kolakolex: 6:09am On Jul 30, 2021
Even the gas that we have in abundance, is expensive.

All these our politicians don't have our interest at heart ,they are only concerned about themselves alone.
PoliticsRe: Governor Ugwuanyi Inspects Ongoing Projects At ESUT Teaching Hospital by kolakolex: 6:00am On Jul 30, 2021
Bedtec:
Go and carry blocks on the site it will put enough food on your table ... Quit hating is very bad to the health
grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-power: You Were Shortlisted But Did Not Do The Biometrics, Please Read This by kolakolex: 10:02pm On Jul 29, 2021
Registration started more than 8months ago and they are still in the process of engaging batch C Applicant....NASIM keeps displaying incompetency.

N power was better handle by the office of the Vice president...Quote me anywhere.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Frsc Application Wahala by kolakolex: 5:52pm On Jul 29, 2021
DARLINGTON869:
I remembered calling a top ranking customs officer to help me into Nigeria custom service. Guess what he told me on the phone?He said even if he collects money from me, that I will end up not getting a job at the customs. He said the slots are internally sold out by major ranking officers to their goons.
If you insist on pursuing any federal job vacancy in Nigeria, better carry God almighty along or you carry a very long leg
Just put ur trust in God because even long leg fails if u re competing with people that have longer legs.

Since u can't determine how long the other persons leg is,just rely on Almighty God.
Humans can disappoint u at any time.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Being Qualified Is Not The Only Reason You Get Invited For An Interview by kolakolex: 5:37pm On Jul 29, 2021
Too many people are qualified for same position ,so they use the slightest error to send u away.

BT if u get strong connect,they will keep ur CV one side while screening others and add ur name to the list of successful candidates
PoliticsRe: Stop Offering Us Bribes, Police, FRSC Tell Nigerians by kolakolex: 7:56am On Jul 28, 2021
obembet:
Police should keep thier word..


BAIL IS FREE
Theory is different from practical.
PoliticsRe: Stop Offering Us Bribes, Police, FRSC Tell Nigerians by kolakolex: 7:40am On Jul 28, 2021
Monogamy:
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So if they offer you bribes, can't you also reject it.

Abi no rejection of bribe in your dictionary?
No mind them.
The rule is, DONT GIVE BRIBE AND DON'T TAKE BRIBE
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari: Why I Attended Obi Cubana Mother’s Burial In Anambra by kolakolex: 7:46pm On Jul 17, 2021
Antoeni:
The Picture on top is the Burial of the Late President Umaru Musa Yar'adua whose Burial did not cost above 50k,

while the Picture below is the Burial of a Civilian today in Anambra State who was buried with a Foreign Cascket Worth over 30 Million in Naira.

Take a good look at these Pictures, you will understand why I Love Islam.
Thats the beauty of islam and reminder that,this world is a temporary place.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Replacement In The Civil Service by kolakolex: 6:10pm On Jul 17, 2021
Kelamma:
Nna eh! Is that what 'replacement' in civil service is ? I thought replacement was an unofficial recruitment to beef up staff due to little spaces created by retirements and deaths.

Well, what do I know. This is Nigeria after all.
Same here . I have not seen where someone in active service is replaced.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Assembly Proposes 2- Year Jail Term For Assault On Firemen by kolakolex:
Time of response is extremely important. U don't expect to get to the scene 5 hours after and the people will be happy with u; i don't support beating them though.

Late arrival could be because of the following reasons,
1) Traffic
2) Delay in getting the information about the scene of fire.
3)Improper/Wrong description of location by the caller
4) Laxity on the part of the workers.(they should be punished for this one).
5)Lack of water ( the government needs to address this part,u don't expect them to use their personal money to buy water.
6)Breakdown of Vehicle.
7)Corruption - The money for maintenance of the vehicles has been embezzled. Old Engines that has been poorly maintained cant move as fast as New ones.

One all these points are looked into,there will be improvement.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FRSC Recruitment 2021/2022 - How to Apply by kolakolex: 8:09pm On Jul 13, 2021
We should Just Apply
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FRSC Recruitment 2021/2022 - How to Apply by kolakolex: 8:03pm On Jul 13, 2021
I will apply .Even though I know the chances are slim
PoliticsRe: Malami Secured National Industrial Court Jobs For His Northern Protégés- Gazette by kolakolex: 8:36pm On Jul 08, 2021
akanbiaa:
Another important lesson here, not everything is posted on facebook, even if it was a merited appointment letter that was posted on facebook it will attract unnecessary attention, envy and evil eye to the poster and he also included names of his other collegues that were given appointment(They might be lucky not to get their appointment revoked sha).
Must they put it on Facebook?must they include details. they re very dumb fellow

All he need do is, to write "All thanks to Allah,I now have a job";that's if he must Announce.

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