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Why do I smell jazzzzzzzzzz...... See as he waka commot like James Bond 007

Lol

So sad

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God help us

Happy birthday Esther. And in other news,there's a plane crash in Lagos. God help Nigeria

kizmartino: Lovly points!!!

On d contrary..dnt u think one needs to get some experience before marriage

At least in football,players do go on TRIAL before they are handed contract..

lol. My friend this Isn't football,its not a game. So thereby u ave to look very well be4 u leap and not taste very well be4 u leap

I find this article interesting and useful to most of us who are youths & yet to get married. Enjoy.
True love waits. If a boy or girl truly loves
you, they will want the best for you. They
will not want you to suffer fear of disease,
unwanted pregnancy and the psychological
difficulties of premarital s*x. They will want
to experience love with you only in the very
best place of all – the love nest of marriage.
1,séx is a powerful force that can destroy if not
used properly. Like atomic power, séx is the most
powerful creative force given to man. When
atomic power is used correctly it can create
boundless energy; when it is used in the wrong
way it destroys life. séx is the same kind of
powerful force. séx is a gift from God to give us
the greatest pleasure, to help in creating a deep
companionship with one’s spouse and for
procreation of the next generation. But if you play
with this powerful force outside the bounds of
marriage, it destroys you and those close to you.
2, intimate activity for young people arrests their
psychological, social and academic development.
Studies show that when young people engage in
premarital séx, their academic performance
declines and their social relationships with family
and friends deteriorate. This is because
adolescents are too immature to deal with the
explosive séx drive and it tends to dominate their
life.
3, The majority of women cannot enjoy séx
outside of the bonds of marriage. The
development of a fulfilling séx life needs the
security and peace of the marriage bond.
Premarital s*x usually takes place sneaking
around in hidden places dealing with the fear of
being caught, the fear of pregnancy and feelings
of guilt. All these (worrisome) factors undermine
pleasure in premarital séx, most especially for
women.
4, Virginity is to be given to the most important
person in your life, the person you committed
yourself to stay with forever in marriage. Your
virginity is the most precious thing you have to
give to your spouse. Once you lose it, nothing in
the world can bring it back. Don’t lose something
so precious in a thoughtless way.
5, Those who engage in premarital s*x run a high
risk of contracting one of the many venereal
diseases rampant today, as well as losing their
fertility. Not just AIDS, but other common
disfiguring diseases like herpes have no cure.
6, Some venereal diseases have no symptoms
and many couples discover many years later that
they became infertile because of these diseases.
Infertility experts estimate that 80% of today’s
infertility is due to venereal diseases contracted
before they married.
7, The best and only method that guarantees
100% against AIDS and other sexually
transmitted diseases is to wait for marriage to
have s*x and maintain fidelity in your marriage.
8, Premarital s*x breaks the 10 Commandments
given by God. The 10 Commandments are given
to man by God to make man happy. They are not
outdated and they are not restrictive. If we follow
these laws, we can create happy and prosperous
lives. If we don’t follow them, we will pay a heavy
price in divorce, disease, abortions, illegitimate
children and loneliness. Modern men make a big
mistake when they think that they can break
these eternal laws and not suffer consequences.
9, Premarital s*x runs the risk of conceiving
illegitimate children. Numerous scientific studies
show that the children of single mothers suffer
psychologically and are less successful socially
and academically than children from intact
families. Above all, children need both their father
and their mother. It is wrong to risk having
children who will never have their father’s love,
protection and care.
10, If you date and you don’t have s*x, you can
forget about that relationship when you stop
dating. But if you have s*x with those you date
and then break up, the nature of intimate
involvement creates strong, often unpleasant
memories for your whole life. Every relationship
you break up where you had intimate relations is
like a mini-divorce. The psychological difficulties of
these mini-divorces does damage to your
character. Later, when you are married and go to
bed with your beloved spouse, these unpleasant
memories will accompany you.

Eni~girl:
Forza p nd Kolidave it nt up tu dis nau let jez make peace plz.

I didn't start it.... I don't usually talk buh he pushed me to with his senseless statement. I would have waved it aside if it was a joke..

Forza p: funny,ur probably high on weed, hatin on who?a lad i dunno exist?helo,are u makin sense?wats my bizness wit ur damn bro?even if he scored 101% ki lo kan aye?are we competin 4 jst a single slot?so why hate on him?i gat bad newz for u,I DIDNT FAIL D EXAM!!so weda he scored higher dan me or nt ama gain admission, den u can hit ur head on a transformer,#loser

so y did u tell me to use his score to collect money in the bank. Doesn't make any sense. I don't blame the shii coming out of your mouth ,ur not yet in a university so ur still acting like a frustrated kid. Ur secondary skool mentality will change wen and if u gain admission. I doubt ur type will even survive in the university.

Forza p: lol,why shld i be jealous of a person dat i dunno exists?pls take a sit!!

ur jealous cos u actually got a low mark in ur Putme result and it hurts u to see sumone else who has a higher mark and a better chance of getting admission than u . Abeg stop hating its not good for ur health.

Forza p: wow dats super kul,u can use it 2 cash money in da bank 2moro

#jealousy (˘̯˘ )

The highest in this thread is still ma Lil bro. *wink *wink

Ma Lil bro got 77.5 Wats next?

illitrate: How about a stowaway man? locating the nearest airport.

man U don old to go jail be dat. Na kirikiri maximum prison dem go give u free scholarship go for like 10 years ...

Why una dey commemd am na. No be presido write the speech na,his own is just to read it. I'm sure he doesn't know half of what is written there sef. Buh the person wey write the speech try oooo,he go don dey form am since new year day.

Mhen this is hilarious. Op nice one Jare. U made me laugh silly

ledafaze: Really, it seems I am getting to like reddit.com more... Let me know when nairaland gets better...

#JustKidding.... na we go make am better jare

na true o. U get point for there. Make we just dey manage am

m.esther96:
did they use ngativ markin or aw cme drey scored 51?

he lied. All scores are in even number and not odd

Irewumi O.:
c dis man!!! Ma letter S is perfecty working,jst prefei using xX,moreove i think d content of d msgs is more valuable 2 u dan any oda tins."

it just looks weird and sounds weird in the mind wen reading.

Eni~girl:
20+ viewinq..una no qo zlip?? Tommorow z mondae oh.

nutin do us na. As we no get work 2mao nko,we fit slip anitime Na ASUU cos am

Time to port to reddit......

Abeg I be Jew oooo. Who be sexkillz sef. Na him dey behind ASUU strike?[b][/b]

Irewumi O.:
skul will firstly releax diax followed by departmental cut off.cox dia ix diff in both.

guy the letter 's' for ur phone don spoil U de type like illiterate #noOffence .

No one should give reasons for his or her low marks... Its ur damn fault. What u should have now is hope that you'll be given admission and not crying over spilt milk. If ur destined to enter that skool u will. So relaxxxxxxxxx

Yaungdee: One of u here had 68% medicine indigene, first choice...told him to go and sleep no need to worry abt anything..

sleep? Lmaooooo. He shouldn't sleep until he sees his name in the admission list oooo. Buh y pple fail plenty like dis na

That's nice. I never see above 64 then

People really got low marks oooo. The highest I've seen is 60. Wowww

My Lil bro got 60. What's d cut off mark for econs and Acct sef

That 10k go buy better tecno android phone,or storm2 or even a tour. U no collect 5k?

Andyblaze: yeah it worked 4 my anus

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