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Its been long i login into nairaland, d9ty7 i'm gonna send you a whatsapp message so you can send me the link. I hope i'm not far behind |
*****A court session in the Federal high court, Lagos**** .................. Its time for the judge to deliver the judgement on the accused........ JUDGE: due to the charge labelled against you by the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority(LASTMA), MR KOLYNZ, i hereby sentence you to One hour in kirikiri prison with NO hard labour..... C.O.U.R.T!!! ********flashback********* I was driving my car on one of the lagos high way, and the LASTMA stopped me for check-up.... While they were doing the checkup, the radio with one of the officers started singing the national anthem.. The officers immediately stood attention, while i was shaking my head to the beat of the shoki song singing from the cd player in my car....................... After the anthem, the officials said i will be persecuted for not being patriotic(maybe I nodding my head while d national anthem was going on meant that). *******to the present******* That was how i found myself in the court, and was sentence to One hour with NO hard labour. ******inside the prison****** I spent 10 minutes changing my cloth to the prison khaki, befor going out to the field to collect fresh air. *****prison field where lots of inmates are working, some talking, while others sleeping******** I sights a young handsome guy in a midst of some other guyz, with his name inscribed on his cloth (dont know why only the guy has his name inscribed on his shirt). I walk up to him and was happy when i saw the name clearly,,, #Danger-Kelv. "Danger-Kelv, i salute you oh". I hailed.. "Young man how are you doing". He replied with a straight face, no smile. (But I'm aint surprise, i know him more than he knows himself) "I'm cool bro, I'm Kolynz". I answered extending my hand for a hand shake. He handshake me, and that was when he smiled for the first time. "Meet my boys in this prison". Kelv said, pointing to like more than 10 deadly looking inmate. "Nice meeting you brothers". I replied trembling. "We are planning our escape from this prison, probably we gonna blow up the prison headquartes before escaping". Kelv said with his face back to his normal face, no smiles. "I'm not surprised, i know what the great hitman is capable of doing. You are the Michael Scofield here". I replied "After escaping from here, I'm gonna start up my own terrorist group with the name yet to be decided, I'm gonna go after Clement and his daughter, rescue my father from anywhere he is". Kelv replied ********I was scared but decided not to show it******** "Boss what about the lady Detective who caught and shot you on your leg". One of the deadly looking guys who i later get to know as TECHNO asked. "And the mole who acted in help of the police, he always knows your(Kelv) direction, your next actions and always reported them to the police. What will you do to D9ty7?". Another guy by name SQUAD asked. ******i almost screamed when i hear Oga d9ty7 name******* "I'm still going to enjoy two or more hot round of s*x with that detective, before silencing her... As for d9ty7, I'm not going to harm him. I being caught was as a result of me not planning things well, i should have killed mike inside the pipe and head off out of the country, but i wanted to give him a slowly and painful death. So d9ty7 is not going to be touch, he is a cool boy". Kelv replied "That's cool boss, let's get on with our plan. Where is STARRY, hope he has contacted the bomb and guns supplier?". PHILIP the only cool looking guy among them asked. "I sent him(Starry) to go and see the numbers of security guarding the headquarters, you know we needs to know the in and out of that place before we carry out our attack". Kelv said *******i watched on as they discuss for more 30-35 mins*********** "How long will you be here Kolynz". Techno asked me shining his dirty almost decayed teeth at me. "I have less than 20 minutes to spend here before i will become a free man". I replied. "The judiciary system can be funny atimes, they ought not to sentence you here instead of just an hour". The only lady in their midst said with yoruba ascent. "Dont mind them, always foolish like the nigeria police force". Kelv said, and all burst in laughter with the exception of Kelv. ********my time in here is almost up so i told them I'm going, kelv relayed their plan to me in details, gave me his mobile number and told me to create a whatapp fan group and add him, so he can reach his other fans and admirers********i bade them all bye and wished them a successful attack******* *******after changing my khaki back to my designers outfit, i came out of the prison and enter my car and zoom off home (feeling happy that i finally met the great hitman, Danger-Kelv)********* . . . . . .To the members of KELV FANS ASSOCIATION, pls drop your number so i can add U to the whatapp group.... . . #expect_kelv_soon.... Thanks for taking your time to read my rubbish Baba God Noni |
stuff46:***quickly jump up from my seat*** smiling while receiving d handshake*** "Its my pleasure bro" |
First of all, all thanks to almighty God for making us see the beginning and end of this wonderful story......oghene baba. Secondly, i wanna say a big thank you to the great writer D9ty7, U r d reason I'm on nairaland today, i registered just for me to be able to comment on your story......more ink to your pen. (Pls dont forget d proposed season two) Although i dont know most of U guys on here, there are people who really made my stay on this thread a memorable one,,if I'm not reading D9ty7 update, i will be reading U guys comment.... Techno4life, Onemansquad, bluestarry, stuff46 et al..pls U guyz shud come and collect 6bottles of alomo each. *winks* To my fellow readers, its been a pleasure reading this. . . Finally to my fellow team(danger_kelv), its just 15years imprisonment.. I initially thought it gonna be death imprisonment, but luck was on our side. I'm damn sure Kelv won't complete d sentence, he's gonna start a terrorist squad in d prison and they will blow up d prison. #we_will_be_back_ |
D9ty7:Lol, e go make sense die. Just lemme know when U gonna start it |
D9ty7:Love ya bro, nice piece |
donPhill:I sight U donphill |
Onemansquad:Mtcheww,, 24 and 1/2 gun salute for the great Danger-Kelv. .......#we_will_back_after_15years |
[quote author=kingphilip post=30043854]Kelvin bin inducted into the USA army might spell doom for them o because he might strategize, pull out and form another terrorist organization [/quote) He's definitely gonna do that, i trust my boy... #we_gonna_be_back_after_15years. |
D9ty7:Whoa, i really love Danger-kelv. He's d best, very sharp and BAD. I hope this story will have season two. D season two should go thus:-- with Kahl corp haven been destroyed, so Kelv will start his own terrorist group with him as the leader. The main aim will be to kill clement,,,,,(all in season two). Danger-Kelv fans should drop their whatsapp number, so we can go on a rescue mission |
Always rep #team_DangerKelv irrespective of what happens.. |
#team_Danger-kelv |
I guess the story is moving to the end sha. And I hope danger kelv, chief Patrick are ask brought to justice. let's see how it goes. I hope Clement well not die sha @DangerKelv will not be caught,,,I've already called him so he should change his location to the khal corp base....still awaiting his response........ |
Always rep #team_DangerKelv |
Hakym displayed foolishness of the highest order... He shouldn't have sent just a guy to follow Ngozi..... He will be killed and Ngozi will bring policemen and come and arrest them(Hakym and co.). #repTEAMdanger-KELV |
#TeamDanger-KelvMustNotDie............... Oga D9ty7, arakurin danger-kelv yen ko gbodo ku oo... Jowo ni tori olorun...... Oun ni mo si feran juu.......... (No mind my yoruba, I be igbo boy oh) |
Finally caught up,,,,, whoa dis tory sweet oh... Tanks @D9ty7 for a wonderful story(more engine oil to your elbow, more ink to your pen).... Can't wait to read d next episode.... |
@ op, it shows u no ja @ all. U don't understand yoruba and ur friend didn't try with d interpretation. Not that I'm saying all YES to olamide, but I think u didn't really grab d scope. Oya make I fill u in; 'story for the gods' simply means she was scoping him. She wanted it all d way, but she was pretending. Do u not know that when a woman says NO, in d real sense of it, she means YES. That's what happens when you're asking a lady out. She gives a NO to all d stuff u say and @ d end of d day, she gets to be ur chic. Op, u need some street sense to grab things in d street. Na lay man analysis u give. That no means say naija neva spoil sha o! Alll na still story for the gods[/quote]He said he dont like it oh, he said its all about rape, he said he is a saint oh,,, ah STORY FOR THE GODS...... Kingin was just singing to make money, cos he sang it doesn't mean that he actually did all what he sang.. And thanks @elmagnifico411 for that explanation. D guy no ja @all.. Truly he said he took alcohol nd weed, but about glorifying rape as U all said is totally wrong ,,, d girl self na bad girl as she dey come she bring Nofi along... She tink say Kingin na ole for lovemaking.... But d boss show her nd nofi pepper |
sexymoma:Yeah, new member.. |
hazardous:Na who be oga seun? |
Guy i comment by force,,, chai this tori sweet no be small...... More engine oil to your elbow.............( Wetin be d name of d drug, i really need to know ) |
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