₦airaland Forum

Ex 1: you trade my love 4 cash, not all dat shine aя̩̥̊ε gold...you mock me, but God shamed you...i ve move on already...no room 4 after one...Nigerian used girl

Ex 2: God took away my yoke, somebody shout hallelujah...you
Ex 3: u know i love u till tomorrow
Ex 4: why did u allow ur friends to deceive you?

ijeoma evan: My Fiance told me some weeks ago that my pussy is too wide!!!!! Who on earth says such to his fiance?? Am still shocked

Oh sorry...just take heart. But he might be telling u the truth

ijeoma evan: My Fiance told me some weeks ago that my pussy is too wide!!!!! Who on earth says such to his fiance?? Am still shocked

Oh sorry...just take heart. But he might be telling u a hard truth

I regretted saying I LOVE U to my First girlfriend

To another girl i said "date me at your own risk"

To my former girlfriend "nawah 4 u o...how u take know book? U doll 4 bed no be small o, kiss u no Sabi, fukc u no Sabi? E Dey follow u go ya husband house. In short u aя̩̥̊ε not romantic!"

From my current girl to me "i cant kill myself bcuz of u, i have better things to do with my life. Fukc off.

Dis your beauty na die o...see as u fine like monkey. Dat dat na war

Most of these comic actors can be boring sometimes due to the role they are given.
watch JELILI 1&2 you will respect FEMI ADEBAYO (aka Jelili Oniso)

So many goats here o...d guy no talk una complain, d guy talk una still Dey complain.

Many of una na cultist o wey no Dey get kobo...one pesin Dey make him money una Dey here Dey shout iluminati.

Some of una go melt on hearing d guy name self...abeg free d guy and concentrate on ur unemployment wey u Dey baTtle since 2006

A set of new words have been officially added to the English Dictionary

1) ALUU - A cursed, devilish, barbaric village, hidden at a remote part of the country some kilometers away from a high institution.

2) ALUUITE - A barbaric indigene of ALUU

3) ALUUEE - A person who is ALUUED

4) ALUUOLOGY - The study of barbaric way of treating the human race without trial, evidence or mercy

5) ALUUCRACY - Government of barbarians, by the barbaric for the barbarians.

6) ALUUISM - The political barbaric ideology of barbaric practice

7) ALUUISH - Having the appearance of ALUu

This is what i just received on my BBM now

The truth is finally out!!! One of the four boys borrowed some huge amount of money to 1 Aluu boy who is his friend and for a time now d aluu boy has being trying to play smart(not to pay back) and on that faithful friday, d boy arranged with his other friends to surprise his debtor very early in d morning to ask of his money but unknown to him d animal had plans too, after some arguments d aluu boy called his fellows and started shouting that d uniport boys are cultist/thief, after much beating they swore that they must be killed so that d uniport boyz won't report to police or call other students on them, pls as u read this ask urself some simple questions like y did they insist d boyz must die b4 other student or police will hear, (2) listen very well to what was said in d video. Painfully,getting those aluu boys to me is as easy as ABC, aluu is a small place.. Dis hardworking boyz were very happy boyz whom were very popular in organizing shows, we ve just lost our future celebrities,media youths, dis are boyz that travel abroad now tell me what's a laptop to them and where on earth is d laptop they stole? we won't sleep on dis, Noooooo! justice must prevail-----phina. Uniports students re rioting in Aluu, dats d evil community dat killed d youths and Gov Rotimi has arrested d chief of d community. We shouldn't never let this happen in our country again, cos tomorrow it could b you, ur brother or ur friend. Rebroadcast Truth so their soul can rest in peace ugonna menh

Pls i need response

He is 19 years

My younger brother just got two admission in two schools, one from UNILORIN and the other from College of Health, Ijebu.
He applied form Medcine and surgery in UNILORIN, while he applied for Dental Teraphy in Ijebu. But unfortunately UNILORIN only offer him Microbiology while Ijebu gave him admission for d Dental Teraphy.

Now he so confused on d one to take bcuz he want to go to UNILORIN but he dnt like d course he has been offered. he like d Dental Teraphy but he dislike d school bcuz its a state school.

Oh boi no ßε̲̣̣̣̥ small thing o
Groundnut : 5k
Ice water : 1k
Tin of garrii: 10k
Eja dindin: 5k
D list plenty o, me D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ Nursery one then and na 10k ßε̲̣̣̣̥ my pocket money ƬǬ school.
Annunciation Nur/pry school, Akure i ǸǾ fit 4get u o especially d̶̲̥̅̊ɑ̤̥̈̊† guy wey D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sell snacks then

She no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ comfortable with her title, she wan add sugar to her name. Una Sabi Wetin i D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ talk

i can only wait without sex only if she is still a Vargin or else me no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ play games like d̶̲̥̅̊ɑ̤̥̈̊†. I don do am twice d thing ǸǾ pay me.

How i go ķn̶̲̥̅̊o̲̣̥w̶̲̥̅̊ if W̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sexually compatible?

I laff sotay d girl wey D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sell garri no collect money 4 my hand, thank Gawd d joke affect d price of garri i buy

Isu ata yan n yan - Yam pepper scattered scattered

Pls i need ur help on dis phones;
Nokia 9500-flex and casing
Nokia E62-keypad malfunctions
Nokia X300-casing and screen
Nokia C600-flex and keypad malfunctions
Nokia N95-1-screen and casing
Nokia 1616-2-not powering and screen
Nokia 5030c2-screen

Pls i need ur help on dis phones;

Nokia 9500-flex and casing
Nokia E62-keypad malfunctions
Nokia X300-casing and screen
Nokia C600-flex and keypad malfunctions
Nokia N95-1-screen and casing
Nokia 1616-2-not powering and screen
Nokia 5030c2-screen

Pls am urgently in need of Nokia 9500 communicator and Nokia E62 joystick ASAP

Pls am urgently in need of Nokia 9500 communicator and Nokia E62 joystick ASAP

O ya gba ori re mu... Ki o kepe Jesu lohun rara...pariwo bi aja t'okada gba...so wipe Ooooluwa ooooo!!!!!!!

Tani eni naa t'o gba blackberry bold5 lowo mi, t'o wa gbe Nokia 3310 lemi lowo... Ina Olorun oooo!!! Jo owo naa ki o si fi iphone ropo fun mi....O ya gba aduaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Hv a nice day.

I ķn̶̲̥̅̊o̲̣̥w̶̲̥̅̊ ŜâƔ na photocopy S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴͡ ǸǾ complain

@graphic guru
Pls help me design a logo f☺ŕ my production name which ȋ̝̊̅§ droidbeatz inc. and also asha-konkoncept

I will like ƬǬ H̲̣̣̣̥ɑ̤̥̈̊vє̲̣̥ ur phone number.
†ĥɑ̤̥̈̊n̶̲̥̅̊ķş in advance

@rodeooo70

U should H̲̣̣̣̥ɑ̤̥̈̊vє̲̣̥ take that when u wan go do labour f☺ŕ site naw, ǸǾ ßε̲̣̣̣̥ daily combination

Try this combination

Beans + yam + garri + bread + Pepsi

Your life will never remain the same again

How much is 8GB flash and can u sell 1

How will our rail system work? When Dangote ȋ̝̊̅§ busy buying trucks and employing our graduates as his house boys? Shame my head.

When u mistakenly play mojo DVD instead Don Moen infront of Choir members.

Your phone hang when u r about collecting a lady's phone number

After u don high on shayo and ur pastor call u say na you go conduct deliverance service for a mad man.

U mistakely touch bank's bre*st for inside banking hall.

The bus u enter breakdown 4 Mango bus-stop around 11:45 for night.

Wen u send mad man cooked beans

Wen you drink expired milk

After u don yars-h finish d girl come tell u say she ßε̲̣̣̣̥ Ogbanje

My Nokia c6 is having audio jack problem, d volume is so low whenever i insert earPhone into it jack and d production is also bad as well. D music and video audio does not sound on d back speaker. I ve tried so many earphone ßυ† d. Problems still remain. Typedthis in a hurry