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Good day house! Please, i want make an inquiry.

Is it out of place to wear "only plain trousers and shirt, tucked in" to a KPMG audit graduate aptitude test?

nb: it's the initial test, not AC or PI yet

Hi guys... Please, when my data finished, i logged into my gmail account with a friend's Gmail app. Now that i've resubscribed, i tried to log out in that my friend's phone, i didn't work out.

How would i resolve this problem. It's really worrying me. I need my full privacy back, i don't want to be sharing my email with someone else

Hi guys... Please, when my data finished, i logged into my gmail account with a friend's Gmail app. Now that i've resubscribed, i tried to log out in that my friend's phone, i didn't work out.

How would i resolve this problem. It's really worrying me. I need my full privacy back, i don't want to be sharing my email with someone else

chudy144:
Am so happy you did.

Keep doing it you can do more...

Accept my invite on BBM or better still check my profile. I need your head-up

I already imported this product, just by reading and following your instructions on your importation thread.

Thanks all.

I actually ended up patronizing Octavo, by random choice tho.

Thanks once again guys

Pls forumites, i've come again o.

Na d naija factor make me dey fear like girl wey neva do before. Abeg, which data resellers on Nairaland are trustworthy?

I really need to subscribe my MTN, GLO dey fvck up for my area. biko nu

Leitner:
9! . Oya,where's my prize?

haha... did you get it?

The winner gets a prize!

Islie:
10 and half......

The OP face is the half

hehehe... yeye pikin

hehehe... check again

Check and tell me how many faces you saw

Thanks everyone. I finally bought the gionee M3 for #28500.

It's been cool.

davidylan:
this post is a symbol of everything i like about nigerians... confidence and a unique speaking style that is downright hilarious.

Oga Davidylan, I want to have a chat with you pls.

I'm not a scammer, I'm a Nigerian that needs your assistance in my bid to further my career. I sent you a pm

Thanks, I've seen it.

Saucekide25:
you should Atleast list the specs you need.

Yea, but the only spec I'm familiar with is the camera megapixel. Currently, I use a tecno p5 and the camera quality is quite poor.

So, the specs I need are
(1) good camera quality
(2) loud audio quality, for playing music

Fairgodwin:
You can get a Gionee M3 or an Infinix zero. The gionee is really good. I got it for 28k. The Infinix Zero was around 25k the last time I checked. Though I use Sony Ericsson Xperia, which is also good and powerful.

Nice info.
Abeg, what of the Ericsson Xperia? How is it and how much does it cost?

qbd2:
Samsung galaxy core prime.
Tested and trusted. One of those new models too. Great battery life but bad thing is camera's just 5mp

Oops, that would have been so cool, safe for that camera ish.

Thanks for being truthful, I appreciate.

Hello everyone!

I just happened to have some cash on me which I wish to use and purchase a decent phone. So, please, the phone gurus and any nairalander with verified and current info, helep ur guy

Features of such a phone would be appreciated.

adeaks:
May is two months away. Maybe you should just ignore d test completely and apply again when you are ready in may since their tests are scheduled all year long.

Thanks bro

davidylan:
i actually dont know anyone that puts onions in egusi soup or stew (unless it is blended).

hello, bro dylan.

I'm really trailing you. Please, i'd need to chat and discuss some serious issues with ya.

Pls, can i get ur active (unofficial) mail handle? pls
Mine is kookny6@gmail.com

Cheers

adeaks:
Boss, evening sir ......I'v sent him some materials.



Bro there are dedicated Kpmg threads where you should have made your request. Try and go thru d threads if u can and u will get all d pertinent info u need abt d test.
That being said, your test is tomorrow meaning you have just today to prepare for both the CBT and also essay writing. Unless you are very sure of yourself I'd advice you seriously think about rescheduling your test. Remember you can only write Kpmg test once and once only.


I hope u got my mail. All d best in your test.

Bro, i'm very very grateful. I got your mail. I've requested for rescheduling. I don't think i can make it to Lagos tomorrow, naah.

Don't know if they can leave it till, maybe, May.

hello house, goodevening all.

Please i really need you guys assistance, davide470, lero15, tolutweety, marvellousGod, and all.

I have a KPMG dragnet aptitude test on saturday, 7th.
I have never practiced it b4, i really need it urgently, the materials.

Please anybody that's got dragnet material, should pls send some to my inbox... kookny6@gmail.com

hajjisemiu:
Owners of mails below should check their inbox for Dragnet questions and answers. I just sent them now. I wish u d best of luck.

jazinogold@gmail.com, Chimaxtop2@gmail.com, mickeysylva@yahoo.com, tosinawosugba@yahoo.com, benedima1991@gmail.com, okunlola.israel@gmail.com, esthy4friends@yahoo.com, adeniyiamuda@gmail.com, nwokolo.obinna@yahoo.com, geee4real@yahoo.com, jumoke.aremu@yahoo.com, ayomyafo@gmail.com

hey bro, pls forward to my mailbox... kookny6@gmail.com

Pleeeeeaaase, i really need to practice now. My test is on the 7th.
Anyother person with the material can also helep me.

What of my Chinese fellas?

我爱你们

HARDDON:
Can't bliv with all my efforts there qrw still guys like oldbrain out there....!

Dude what did u just reel?

Razzle? In this age and time? What exactly do u wano tell her with ur super confident airs that she hasn't heard a thousand times over?

Point 1: ofcos she wud kill u! Chop ur head open n suck off ur brains witha stroll since u are dumb enuf to come at a total stranger with Luv lines. Simply whack......she wud kill u! A bruised ego is another form of death that so many a guy never wakes from.

Point 2: no need to convince any body, cos in ur trying hard to, , d smart ones see tru u n wud make it hard for u to float let alone swim. Bon d brain wash talk , she let u cos she Fancy some salient spots not because u too tu5h!

Point 3 only come into play when she's taken the wind off ur sail while u were trying so hard to please her instead of teasing her then u go struggling to keep d sinking ship sailing. Ur throat runs dry, body language wussy, sense dense n u just wish u cud redeem d situation by asking silly Qs u listed above.

Op change ur orientation n ball like em big boys:
The moment u let a gurl know ur intentions, u r as gud as done. Pack ur body pack n just roll!
Unpredictability is the name of the ish. Ring d wheel: came to check if ur brain is as sleek as ur face, if u worth having a Holy convoy with...... U dig?
Dare to be outstanding. they r all wired to think any guy that says hiya, is asking em out n mos def wants some cooche, ur duty is to prove otherwise n run d rule over her. Ur hands r full n talking to her even is a privilege she should cherish !

Make fun of her, tease her, make her laugh n when d laughter is loudest, collect her phone, punch ur number in , dail it n be gone. Im still yet to make up my mind if it was nice meeting u or not, u live to prove that. ...
...........We gone. We ain't got time to waste.
Make sure u don't call her that day. U r too busy with others.


NOTE: a lady u make laugh that her rib cracks a bit, is half way home! Go figure

With woman, d way forward(in) is d way backward(send less) n just like wise guys don't go chasing money as d foolish ones, but set money traps, so also shld it be with women , set laughter traps, be cocky, be funny .

Countless r them that have been rumbled without even as much as knowing her name, then when she finally comes to her senses from d clouds, she be like: cant bliv i just did that! do u even know my name?

Ofcos d rest is history, she wud be d one calling from that day !


But u wudnt dig......guys don't dig.....

Dude! you gat soma 'em sense of seduction.

Me had to logon in to compliment ya. You live in Naija?

I've been trying to apply for this shiit but it's not been going through

Oga bigdreams! How u dey?

It's been a while. I couldn't forget to express my complimentary remarks. Just that this LGA i was posted to, has some network issues.

I love the work you did, my CV has never had such a professional design and outlook.

I'm grateful to God for meeting you. I was scared initially, you know na, naija things. hehehe.

hi bigdreams!

sent you a mail.

kookny6@gmail.com

Pls have a look at it. Thanks

Otenestbestyaho:
Have they stated paying batch C december alawee? Some state have stated paying and u heard it's 39400 they paid for those that opened with access bank. Pls some one should confirm it!

Yes, Batch C have been paid their December allowee. I'm a Batch C member.

The one of 39400 sounds more like double-payment, to me. Prolly a stream2 corp member, November and December joint tins.

kemiola89:
I noticed that too, but do you really have to insult him to pass your message?

Op may not be in error sef.

For instance, you could say there are 1/4 month in a week.