₦airaland Forum

omar22:
I know someone who is in a British prison for defrauding them over £2m and now they are preparing to squeeze that £2m out of him all the houses he bought both in Nigeria and in Europe has been auctioned off some time ago,  still havent covered the £2m so its either he cough up or complete the 10 years sentence,

£2m intact, I rather complete the 10yrs sentence. NO?

Chuks84:
he wrote 2000 pounds not N2000. thats more than 400k in naira.

Soz, didn't notice the currency sign. MY BAD anyways!

snowdrops:
These are all sound advice. Last time i was in Naija in september this year, [size=14pt]i spent £2,000 in one week[/size]. Stayed in hotel, N9,000 per night, feeding/drinks/transport including flights etc little over N200,000 and the rest in gifts.
Promiesed myself this should not repeat itself.

DELETED!!

Chuks84:
1. you are coming home after 5 years of absence.
2. you are coming during the xmas festivities.

200k!!! you've got to be kidding, you've got family in 9ja shey? m sure they'll be expecting you to dash dem nothin less than 100k when you're leaving, talkless of the amount you are going to spend in 2wks, you are going to connect with long lost friends and you'll be the one footing the bills. seriously you should have nothin less than 500k! you are comin back from the uk for christ sakes!!! you ought to represent. and i pray u aint from the east, if u are, then you are in for it! my guy, you ought to do better than 200k, if not you would just be giving people the impression that you are stingy. make that extremely stingy. and all u guys deceiving him that 200k is enough; which country are u in? cos m sure it aint 9ja.

Exactly my point!

Dem no dey manage life 4 east oo!

omar22:
I deliberately changed from SKY to Virgin Media, because of [b]Nollywood [/b]since it started to interfer with my football

You must be a real (No 1) Hater! 

Ifez:
@semid4lyfe

No qualms. I'm just realizing you haven't read the novel. I thought you had so that's why I was wondering how it was possible for you to see so much similarity as to be able to make a comparison.

I don't know if there's an e-copy of the novel. What I have is a hard-copy.

semid4lyfe:
Typia, you remember the guy with the 'cockney' britico accent in Dragon's Den, Nigeria? Thats him!

Didn't know He was the one tho. .

*yawn* Thanks 4 d sleeping tablets

hotteju:
Do you know what happened?

I do, do you?

chinesedoll:
@Michell

I hope you are contesting

Nah!! The d whole thing would become a jedwardfarce if she does. NO?

Becomrich is here?! *Logging off*

chiogo:
What's with the hating? Of course she's certainly not the best Nollywood has to offer but I'm sure the award isn't for the greatest of all time, it's probably a "best actress of the year" thing. So what? the same people can't win every year. Allow her the little fame she's getting.

Haha, I remember this movie where she comes from a poor home but goes to the city for college or something and acts like her parents are loaded. She was hilarious!!! Living a fake life. She would tell her friends from the city that she's going abroad when she wants to go visit her mom in the village[b]. My fave Omotola movie, can't remember the title though, it's at the tip of my tongue.

[/b]

Yep Funny!! The Tittle of the movie is, I belong!

Have a look here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z32iWwTfNgo

[quote author=Paroh_frey link=topic=355131.msg4976460#msg4976460 date=1258918516]The Italian prostitute is back. Thank God for free speech.[/quote]

esajay1:
The European Commission has signed a $1bn (£602m) development pact with Nigeria, aimed at tackling corruption and promoting peace.

A substantial amount of the funding will be spent on resolving conflict in the oil-rich and crime-plagued Niger Delta, the EU's development chief said.

The money will also target electoral reform and improving human rights.

But correspondents say many Nigerians will doubt the money will get to its intended targets.


$1 BILLION EU FUNDS
25%: peace and security
44%: governance and human rights
16%: trade, region integration and energy
15%: environment, health, culture and sciences

The BBC's Caroline Duffield, in Lagos, says corruption touches the lives of everyone in Nigeria and leaves the vast majority of people in poverty.

And she says many Nigerians believe the current government is losing the fight against corruption.

Almost a third of the EU money is devoted to the Niger Delta region.

For years militants have blown up pipelines and kidnapped foreign oil workers, demanding a fairer share of the wealth.

"I'm delighted that a substantial amount of this financing will go to support conflict resolution and the peace process in the Niger Delta which has been ravaged by years of unrest," said the EU's development commissioner Karel De Gucht .

Over the past few months, thousands of militants have given up their weapons in an amnesty deal offered by the government in return for the promise of education and jobs.

A three-month respite from the violence has brought back some oil and gas production, but sceptics fear the former fighters could resume violence if they do not quickly find work.

1) Is this a Greeks gift?

2) Is this a way to pay the politians so they ( their companies) cotinue to exploit the country's oil?

1) Greeks gift? Sure!

2) There's a possibility of quid pro quo hence the 'G Gift'.

michelin89:
Ahahhaha wrong. That man will get me even with a nice attitude. Skinny legs doesn't make one less of a man. 

Especially when the kongo works really fine.

Coming from Michelin, I'd have to reconsider an enhancement of some sort. .

Mr blazer:
@Amaka. You right babe. Romance board is boring and full of kids and ''big for nothings''

And wht are u? 'Big for [b]s[/b]omething Man'?

OMO IBO:
Chai, Na Yemi Blaq/Black be bingo

O boy, You dey see Dakore??

Na Yemi own wan kill me oooo!

Wetin sef! Abeg make Bimbo comot there, she too do sef.

OMO IBO:
My guy, I don laugh so tay my belle dey hurt me.

Zaki is a joke.
I'd advice this guy to stick to flashing/carrying his torch.
Meanwhile, that girl wey follow Faze dance get some back axle.

Ol' Boy tell me something, mehn the back axle was so 'ihotago' na. .

Wait oo! na Yemi black dem dey drag wit rope like Bingo?

LWKMD @Stella's facial expression. She thinks say na movie she act. ROTFL

Dakore seems to have added loadsa weight ooo! mehn never know she has such back (huge tho proportional) axle.

macfarland:
The Amaka, you cant be decieving me any further! You are a man! Amaka bros ee, wetin dey happen you come dey pose like say u be girl na? Internet self na wa oh! But why u no dey interested in politics? I believe you have d charisma to swim through the mulky waters of politics in Naija. Such men like you are what we need when we cry for new young fresh idea in Nigerian's politics. Think about coming out for political office. I am sure a mature man with a mature mind like you have shown in Nairaland, you can win any election here conducted by Moris Iwu. Well my brother Amaka just have a nice time out there!

LWKMD *I laugh in ekpoma*

OMO IBO:
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaah

I'm watching this show for the first time today. Thanks to my sisters.

Honestly, the organisers should pack it in.
Bloody show is utter garbage.

Where do i want to start from?
The so called stiff celebrities. . . . . .lmao
The professional dancers nko?. . . . . .chai
How about the presenters?. . . . . . . .Psssshh
Judges kwanu. . . . . . make we no even go there.

Same here!hehehehehehee HITV needs to kaput dis prog.

Omg see Faze enter dance floor by bike? Chei 

And wht was Zaaki (mai-guard) rolling aground for? Kai, Aboki remains Aboki 4 lyfe!

posakosa:
Boss, how far na?! Happy Sunday---  

Posa I dey ooo! Just came bak from. . . a while ago

I see say u don dey wound some pipo 4 here.


ehn, lest I forget, ;lemme add . . . for ma messenger. Kool?

posakosa:
your parents thought well---- oponu oshi!

Baba I no wht u can do. You no dey mercy 4 them.

Easy ooo!

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=346993.msg4974578#msg4974578 date=1258888396]airplane food is alright. i kinda like eating it too.
it pretty much depends on what airline though.[/quote]

lovemoi2:
i dont see how thats yah business

dubai, i'm stucked with emirates

Soz, Am yet to be on an airplane hence dis question: What kinda foods are served in-flight?

Any chance of getting pounded yam?

redsun:
Is[b] amaka a she male [/b]or what?Her profile use read female,now it reads male with a female [/b]picture.I don't get it.

Jaybee2412:
[b]Amaka is a traverstie

redsun:
Yeah,some of them can be really athletically elegant,one can never know the difference unless they are nude,not that i am saying she is but there is a bit of confusion.

All pointing to one direction. BTW, I don't think my sister bros (Amaka) will indulge you guys any further.

@Topic
Yes we can!!

naliakar:
From nollywood movies. Nigeria weather has no rain. I[b]t never rains?

[/b]

FL Gators:
Sooooooooooooo trueeeee. never seen it rain in a nollywood movie.
Guess they dnt have the technologies to continue the movies in the rain.

Not really! It does happen sometimes, You may wish to check out some of 'em here: http://www.youtube.com/user/koolchicco

naliakar:
@ Koolchicco
I notice that in all you have written on this thread, you have not typed the letters OMO [/b]in good light. Don,t you know that is a sin? Without begrudging Mona lisa, just do the prerequisites first by acknowledging [b]OMO's greatness  then you can say anything else. Okay? begin by saying and I quote " Although it has been proven beyond doubt that [b]Omotola is the best [/b]actor in nolly, "

thanks you.

Whts wit OMO sef? Seemingly your devotion to her borders on obsession. NO?

azeeza:
@semid4lyfe

let koolchicco be,wat is your own nah.the suit is bullet proof take it or leave it .since u guys want 2 no wat is so special about the suit

Azeeza  , Abeg no mind bad belle Semid. In fact I think its time to get the loud speaker as earlier stated.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=351521.msg4973399#msg4973399 date=1258845381]Did you in your daylight sleep think I was that dumb to think a [b]Nigerian[/b] can produce something[b] bullet proof? [/b][/quote]You're unwittingly displaying more dumbness by your submission. 

So u would've believed it if the name 'Nigerian' was substituted wit 'American'?

sjeezy8:
beaf is not young hes like 35 married to a fat black american lady

azeeza:
@mama-gee


Who confirmed it?


i and koolchicco

You're doing a Great Job, Mammy!

I think we prolly need a loud speaker to sound it into some deaf ears.

Secretz:
Haha, I don't know them ooo, but am pretty sure there are enough freaks on this forum but not enough circuses. I am even sure there are rapists and murderers on here tooo. rofl. and nooooo I don't know their names either.  

Oh, u even know some Rapists and Murderers here.

Oya DPO, All the Robbery for Ikoyi and its axis see the prime suspect (secretz) here.  

adjoyprint:
big thumbs up for you
[b]NOTED PLEASE!

Abeg bring down dat sore thumb.

posakosa:
I've misseed you----- I was unbanned today---- 

3 gbozas for Posa. Gboza, gboza, gboza!! I miss u die.