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Inexplicable

I'm right here!

It doesn stop him from sowing his wild oats.

Maybe dey feel bad seeing yu roam free.:-D
Dont yu jst hate it wen after a long day yu feel sleepy and go to bed only to stay awake at least 2hrs or more?

Maybe dey feel bad seeing yu roam free.:-D
Dont yu jst hate it wen after a long day yu feel sleepy and go to bed only to stay awake at least 2hrs or more?

Maybe dey feel bad seeing yu roam free.:-D
Dont yu jst hate it wen after a long day yu feel sleepy and go to bed only to stay awake at least 2hrs or more?

Den i give em a treat!
Dont yu jst hate it wen after a long day yu feel sleepy and go to bed only to stay awake at least 2hrs or more?

Enigmatic

Astigmatism

Astigmatism

Beyond reasonable doubt!

I wonder wat look could be more mature than this. Most people i know cant stand flashy/multi-coloured/picturesque/disneysque websites. They look more like a child's first experiment with paints. Pls let us/them let nairaland be. Astute decision,seun!

My maternal relatives rock! Bunch of wealthy,accommodating,God-fearing comedians who make life better unlike their equally wealthy but haughty paternal counterparts whom i dnt get along well wif

Two boys stole a bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to share it btwn them. They could not find a place conducive for d sharing so they decided to go to the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over d gate of d cemetery,two oranges fell from d bag but they could not go back to pick them. Shortly,a drunk man who was passing by d cemetery heard a voice saying 'one for me,one for you; one for me,one for you'. Alarmed,he ran quickly to the local priest saying 'please come and hear Jesus and Satan sharing corpses in the cemetery'. The shocked priest ran with him back to the cemetery and as they listened,the voice continued. . . 'one for me,one for you. . . '. Suddenly,the voice stopped counting and said 'what about those two at the gate?' immediately,man and priest took to their heels shouting and screaming 'we are not dead yet,we are not dead yet,we know other cemeteries!'

ogugua88:
Them dey smile because na sweet sweet lines the guy dey whisper for e ear. "You're my heart's desire". "There's no me without you". "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Naija bobo no fit whisper. Them go dey shout like agbero no 1 first. If them no shout, them go dey make that noise like say na rabid dog they dey call. Already, babe don frustrate. Still, she go waka to the bobo, only for the bobo to drop one useless line. "FINE BABE! You no know say you fine? So are you from abroad? I'm from abroad too: South Africa. Ehen, make you holla me your pin. Ahn ahn, babe I say give me your pin na." A babe with sense, like me, go walk away. Then agbero no 1 go shout again "GO JOR! WHO CALLED YOU HERE?! You're not even fine!" Husband material abi?

babes yu got me reeling wit laughter!

Ride on,gurls,berra use em for rituals dan be used urselves. Ur patrons are jst as animalistic as u guys. . . Its a family thingy!

Dumb,dumb,dumb! Silly,silly threads! Get a life,poster

I scrolled down thinking it happened here in God's own clown-tree 'nigeria' buh was deeply disappointed! Or maybe in d nigerian case d baby wld be found afta its decayed. God has a plan for yu,baby,stay alive! And God bless farmer too!

Sick sick sick! Dis is nigeria on d race backwards. Kudos, ACP!

Makes us both

Phlegmatic

Of course i wil,married or not as long as he understands. . . n its not much of a biggie. . . So He shld

Deep blue sea!
Burger vs sharwama

Ua just so stubborn!

Ua just so stubborn!

Adjudicate

Schizophrenia

'course i am!

Swell

eridah2007:
@Mcleo007
E bi like say you read exactly wetin dey my mind   ,trust me,the reason why most click on this topic is to know which tribe he belong,not because he is Nigerian.  

ok,im guilty.already started to place d 'ejemai' surname.
Doesn stop me from congratulatin him doe. . .

Megalosaurus