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novaman:
he has a Nigeria blood in him, his mother was a Nigeria. He was actually on his way to Nigeria when they killed him. He wanted to contest the next election in 2015 using his Nigeria passport.

kolomental case

novaman:
he has a Nigeria blood in him, his mother was a Nigeria. He was actually on his way to Nigeria when they killed him. He wanted to contest the next election in 2015 using his Nigeria passport.

kolomental case

Love cannot be forced,not even 'like' so pls dnt blame d poster for wanting to be happy. Poster,yu got two choices:be selfish(for ur own happiness) or remain unhappy. We all know wat u'l do to remain unhappy buh how yu got abt d search for happiness. . .well its tym to follow ur hrt. Life's too short to live it for som1 else and in misery too

Love cannot be forced,not even 'like' so pls dnt blame d poster for wanting to be happy. Poster,yu got two choices:be selfish(for ur own happiness) or remain unhappy. We all know wat u'l do to remain unhappy buh how yu got abt d search for happiness. . .well its tym to follow ur hrt. Life's too short to live it for som1 else and in misery too

Idowuogbo:
Na wa o poster are u speaking in japenese , u are jus typeth in 4th person language

*convulses with laughter!!!*

What is der not to love about me?
Sick!

freecocoa:
Where have you been all my life.

Exactly!

cannonnier:
ahh! If there isn't there will be no you, so think again.

Nigeria is d name given to a geographical location. This doesn mean we cant be widout d name. In essence,topic says 'if nigeria werent d entity it is today' i.e., if we wer smaller entities(biafra and d rest) but stl are!

Poster,poster,poster. Wen wil yu and ur threads begin to exhibit coherence?

Who'l entertain the world wit diverse acts of violence ranging from ritual killings,gang rapes,brutal killings<eg jos>,and more importantly,boko haram bombings? Na wa oh. Without naija,nigerians(forgive d word) wldn be subjected to humiliating searches at airports caused by a misguided mutallab
Buh on d flip side. . .(gotta fink on dat)

All former lovepeddlers(repented and stl in bizniz) have just been given tangible reason to flood churches. Kai! If only his mother specified which branch of d church. . .

Lol @ posts so far. The Sun shld actually be in d softsell business and not parade as a newspaper. Housewives who need gossip are there fervent customers.
@topic Thisday,Guardian,punch,vanguard and u r current on recent and accurate information

emofine:
oh and I get irritated when someone consistently insists that I am something that I'm not - as if they know me more than me

this really grates on me nerves arrrgh!

When ppl become complacent on their manners cuz dey ve known me for quite a while. Heck,dats d more reason yu shld update on ur manners. We aim at gettin better without taking our loved ones for granted. We shldn show our manners only when we r outside

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=787454.msg9406903#msg9406903 date=1319451469]rated R.


Don't you/yall have  lil' tiny bit of shame? What is Give and Take?

Get This Straight m'aam; YOU ARE NOT GIVING YOUR BOYFRIEND S[i]E[/i]X GADDEMMIT! You're not a prostit[i]ut[/i]e, or are you?

How hard is that to understand? If it's not R[i]a[/i]pe, Sex is a Mutual thing you block head. Haba?! You went to school na. I'm sure you took Integrated Science classes; you learnt reproductive system; and you know that both  males and females have org[i]a[/i]sms.

So Miss, how the feck is this whole Shebang give and take?

If you feel like you're the giver during sex, then you're not doing something right. Go to Mr. google and ask him for s[i]e[/i]x positions. Missionary is not the only invented position. Einstein and Aristotle invented some others in 1984. You've heard of do[i]g[/i]gy? Reverse Cowgirl? Make the experience enjoyable for yourself too. You don't just lie there like a log of wood. Do something with your life abeg. Educate/enlighten yourself.
[/quote]abeg put CORRECT b4 ya name cuz yu na CORRECT BABE! Choi! See as dem dey talk 'give' as if say nor be dem dey enjoy am pass.dey neva sabi say na only ashewo dey give while gurlfrnd/wife dey enjoy. In fact na man dey giv sef because dey go hold back make d babe enjoy wella. Nonsense poo-sy 'givers'! Baldercrap!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=787454.msg9406903#msg9406903 date=1319451469]rated R.


Don't you/yall have  lil' tiny bit of shame? What is Give and Take?

Get This Straight m'aam; YOU ARE NOT GIVING YOUR BOYFRIEND S[i]E[/i]X GADDEMMIT! You're not a prostit[i]ut[/i]e, or are you?

How hard is that to understand? If it's not R[i]a[/i]pe, Sex is a Mutual thing you block head. Haba?! You went to school na. I'm sure you took Integrated Science classes; you learnt reproductive system; and you know that both  males and females have org[i]a[/i]sms.

So Miss, how the feck is this whole Shebang give and take?

If you feel like you're the giver during sex, then you're not doing something right. Go to Mr. google and ask him for s[i]e[/i]x positions. Missionary is not the only invented position. Einstein and Aristotle invented some others in 1984. You've heard of do[i]g[/i]gy? Reverse Cowgirl? Make the experience enjoyable for yourself too. You don't just lie there like a log of wood. Do something with your life abeg. Educate/enlighten yourself.
[/quote]abeg put CORRECT b4 ya name cuz yu na CORRECT BABE! Choi! See as dem dey talk 'give' as if say nor be dem dey enjoy am pass.dey neva sabi say na only ashewo dey give while gurlfrnd/wife dey enjoy. In fact na man dey giv sef because dey go hold back make d babe enjoy wella. Nonsense poo-sy 'givers'! Baldercrap!

Biochemistry in the pan-nigerian university, UNN

Boyloaf:
frm all d response so far, i can boldly say dat 85% of our girls are asheeeezzzz! No offence!

up it to about 93%. Worthless biatches!

Nl guys y'all disappoint me. So after dis level of 'intelligence' y'all exhibit here y'all stl cant discern between d gurls and d ladies. Ne-yo in 'Miss Independent' was talking abt a LADY so if yu want dah kinda woman,be on d alert for ladies and stay clear of gurls! Why wldn yu complain wen gurl's competition is centred around BBs,brazillian hair,and al d superficial whatnots. Go for a lady who'l appreciate ur input in her life<defo not financially> and who'l task yu on being a better man. I cld go on and on buh fact remains der r gurls and der r ladies.
@topic surely,bf is not atm.not now,not ever. I actually cringe at d mere thought of asking!

It fizzled away at d very right time like it alwz happens. I mean interest,feelings etc

Quite a chilling story. Its funny how most of us think the world is jst black and white.

Rafaell:
@Ymodulus, U ar just a fool,
Wat did I say again, U ar just a FO.OOL!
Armed robbers atacked a bank in Auchi 3wks ago wth bombs,
Armed hoodlums went beserk on a comunity in Zamfara killin 63, last month, because d comunity sent vigilante after them at their previous robbery operatn there,
d list of terors nationwide ar unendin,
Why ar U tribalisin dis, even if its true?
I say 2u again, U ar a BIG FOO.OO.OL !!

rotfl! Buh finally,yu didn say it enuf times to let it seep into his rather thick skull. Ignorant bigot

Hmmm, lemme see, if he was a nigerian, caught n put on trial,d most he wld come out with wld be a 1yr prison term after which he wld be received with pomp n pageantry n then,he'l regale us with stories of his 'enemies' and his 'conquests' over them

Op is absolutely right! I also avoid tribal wars buh we cant all be blind to the truth.

Op is absolutely right! I also avoid tribal wars buh we cant all be blind to the truth.

Dont worry y'all,earth is doomed as hell!

diordaves:
I think the government official associated with the 42 cups of tea story is the Emir of Gwandu, but the story about mineral resources was not a minister but the first republic civilian governor of Kano State, Alhaji Barkin Zuwo.

Barkin Zuwo was an enigma. He was thought to be an illiterate with a poor grasp of the English language. Asked about his running mate; he was thought to have said: don't mind Abubarker Rimi, he is always running after me. Rimi was an aspiring candidate then for the governorship and not his running mate.

Another story was about students rioting and when asked about "the restless youths" of his state; he went: youths! how will they rest, today there are in disco, tomorrow playing football. how can they rest.

A large sum of money was also rumored to be stashed under his mattress with Barkin Zuwo saying he had little respect for the banks. Nigeria do have them.

*belly aches from laughter!!!*

Me likey! So hawtilicious!!

Na wa oh! See as we dey fight for men dem wey don do dia own,kpuf go. All because say na we tribesman

seanet02:
Liar! It was azikwe who drank 48 million cups and Awo told him to turn TMF upside down

executinal:
It was AWOLOWO, Zik told him Awolowo my brother after you finish drinking this last cup, you turn the cup upside down, ok? he respond yes sir

must everything be along tribal lines? Haba!
@topic,the story i heard is of a totally different person and may fan deze nonsensical tribal wars