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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrity Caricature Drawings (Pictures) by koolJ1(f): 1:21am On Dec 09, 2017 |
Sanchez01: I died at his! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: When an Unhappy Married Man Falls Deeply Inlove with a lady (Please Read) by koolJ1(f): 3:47pm On Oct 29, 2017 |
OP is a bloody liar! This isn't your story, it's up on joros blog on the gram. One would even think it's truly your story as you didn't gove any credit. Hungry bloggers that will do anything to feed. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Is It Okay For A Muslim Man To Marry A Christian Wife? by koolJ1(f): 4:06pm On Oct 22, 2017 |
Nothing has divided the world as efficiently as religion has. Not Wealth Race Tribe Politics Education Fill-in-the-blanks But religion! Religion has outdone all of these. Even within religions, there are denominations and sects - on the thread about a breakup due to denominational differences, "Christians" stated that they can't marry from certain denominations. It's no different in Islam where Sunnis and Shias are constantly at each other's throats. People see each other and the first thing they see is a religious affiliation. We'll only begin to see each other as humans FIRST in a world devoid of religion. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Exciting Opportunities In A Leading Global Environmental Utility Group by koolJ1(f): 9:53am On Oct 19, 2017 |
ameemu: Lagos |
Jobs/Vacancies / Exciting Opportunities In A Leading Global Environmental Utility Group by koolJ1(f): 6:24pm On Oct 18, 2017 |
We are a leading environmental utility group providing turnkey solutions in areas of sanitation, energy and wastewater treatment. With the expertise of our highly experienced team, we are reinventing the very nature of waste management by utilizing cutting-edge technology and tools to address the waste management needs of large cities, commercial, residential, industrial, and healthcare clients. We are currently hiring candidates for the following roles: 1.Fleet Manager: Effectively manage the entire fleet of vehicles assigned directly or via fleet dispatchers; Guarantee all documentation pertaining to accurate and complete tracking and maintenance of vehicles; Foster and maintain a collaborative relationship with Warehouse, Maintenance, Logistics & Operations to ensure end to end fleet management Requirements 6+ years in Fleet Operations Management & Route Management; GPS Fleet Management Software proficiency is preferred 2. Inventory Officer: Receiving PPE and other HSE related items from vendors on behalf of the company; Taking stock of PPE and other HSE items on weekly basis and reporting such to the HSE Manager; Participating in store audits on monthly basis. Requirements 2+ years in warehousing, inventory management and procurement. Strong excel skills is preferred. 3. Workshop Manager: Plan, assign and reviews the work of all mechanics and electricians; Maintain minimum stock level of all necessary fast moving spares, oils and lubricants to ensure work is running smoothly at all times; Guarantee all safety precautions and quality standards are met Requirements 5+ years’ experience managing an automotive workshop, particularly attached to an auto-centre 4. Facilities Manager: Maintenance and management of company facilities including plant, buildings, equipment, furniture and other assets; Coordinate and execute inspections, permitting, testing, general maintenance and repair of the critical site systems and equipment; Develop and maintain relationships with vendors for maximum site efficiency. Requirements 5+ years’ experience managing an industrial/manufacturing property. Lalasticlala, please move to front page so people get jobs |
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Finally Meet That Nairalander Whose Post Is Always On Point by koolJ1(f): 1:46pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
Agentofallah, johnydon22, hopefullandlord, sonoflucifer, cloudgoddess, Hahn, etc... 20 Likes 6 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Phyno: I Have Put Hushpuppi Episode Behind Me, He Has No Credibility Whatsoever by koolJ1(f): 9:42pm On Jul 17, 2017 |
Vivipop: Tyrant!! 1 Like |
Crime / Re: EFCC Replies A Nigerian On Twitter In Igbo Language by koolJ1(f): 1:24am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Far too few people write igbo this perfectly. Doff my hat for this nigga! 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Patricia's Smartphone. (a Peek Into The Contemporary Single City Girl's Mind) by koolJ1(f): 8:31am On May 30, 2017 |
BoboYekini: Mine was the like that drew you out. This satire is so...delicious. Had to go checkout the website myself! Although it's still one of the many tabs I have open, I'll get to it. And about your experience...you won't take it to heart, surely? If it soothes you, some girls get that too. 1 Like |
Culture / Re: Personal Thoughts On Feminism As A Nigerian. by koolJ1(f): 12:32am On May 30, 2017 |
BoboYekini: Merci, Monsieur Actively responding takes more time than just reading but I finally got around to doing so 1 Like |
Culture / Re: Personal Thoughts On Feminism As A Nigerian. by koolJ1(f): 12:07pm On May 29, 2017 |
BoboYekini: I know, right? Unfortunately, my time doesn't cater to nairaland comments. I usually just read amd like/share. Well, thanks 2 Likes |
Culture / Re: Personal Thoughts On Feminism As A Nigerian. by koolJ1(f): 10:48pm On Mar 28, 2017 |
Amazing writeup! My views around feminism have always been that my actions or inactions should not be based on my gender, but on characteristics that would apply to a human because first, I'm human. This means that if I do not major in the sciences, let it be due to a lack of interest or aptitude. Ditto for the arts or any other discipline. Not because I'm 'female' or these disciplines are 'for men' If I cannot carry a bag of rice and a bag of cement, let it be because I do not have the physical ability to - the required muscular strength, not because I'm female. If I cannot pay my bills or for dinner, let it be because well, no money. Same goes for a guy. If the door is held open for me or I hold the door open for the next person, let it be out of politeness and consideration of the next person. These are human traits. Not one is exclusive to the female gender. People need to pull their heads from their asses. Even today, in some communities, it is frowned upon for a single lady to live alone or even own a car to her name?! Why?! We were all proud when she was a smart, resourceful kid, we were all proud but now that she's an even smarter and more resourceful adult, we hide our heads in shame. We want her to reduce herself so that she doesn't look 'too successful for a woman' because 'that would chase men away'. Nobody has them yet that those are the wrong set of men and it is just as well that they're being intimidated away. With all this artificial pressures, do we still wonder what is wrong with our society? You cannot give a person what they do not want; some ladies are quite comfy with the status quo and I say, good for them! But worse are the ones who will brandish the feminism sword only when it conveniently suits the purpose of the moment. You have to pick a struggle, no one really gets to have their cake and eat it. Rant over. 5 Likes |
Crime / Re: The Many Crimes Of Glo by koolJ1(f): 9:09am On Feb 04, 2017 |
ybalogs: I'm seriously considering mtn now. Glo has nothing going for them right now |
Crime / The Many Crimes Of Glo by koolJ1(f): 10:49pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
Yes, there's a reason I'm posting this in the crime section. This is a crime against humanity, our sensibilities and our pockets! How can you promise A and and deliver X? Are you buhari? Glo 3G network was great. It was fast and reliable. In came 4G with a promise of better. From the first day, it wasn't better than 3G in any way. It was so basic that I made a mental note to go back to 3G. However, I haven't got around to doing so. Since December and even worse, January, the network has been so abysmal! You'll have full network bar but it's like an illusion...it's there but it's not there because you cannot do anything with it! How does one have full network bars with nothing to show for it? In this age?! I ask again, are you buhari? This is just like having a clean N5 note and thinking you can buy anything with it! This is a criminal offence on the part of glo. I feel assaulted and violated! All we've ever asked for is good Internet connection! At the very least, as good as 3G was. Don't give us 2G in the guise of 4G. Oops, I just insulted 2G...don't promise us 4G when there is nothing to give!!! #globringbackour3G I hope this gets posted sometime this year. Over and out |
Education / Re: 10 Times Your Brain Must Have Deceived You. by koolJ1(f): 12:44am On Jan 22, 2017 |
Guilty of the physical attractiveness bias and reactivity. Some quarters will explain the placebo/nocebo effect using the law of attraction. The placebo effect is a very effective tool in the hands of modern day preachers in promoting sales of their business products. Good post, op |
Phones / Re: Mtn's Shabby Treatment Of Its Customers by koolJ1(f): 9:46pm On Dec 25, 2016 |
JideSM: Hi, I sent you a PM. Did you receive it? |
Phones / Mtn's Shabby Treatment Of Its Customers by koolJ1(f): 12:38pm On Dec 23, 2016 |
I usually get all issues resolved offline but this one deserves to be brought to the internet. It is particularly horrible. On Dec 10, I recharged N400 worth of airtime on my MTN line. I urgently needed to make a call but on dialling, the recording said 'you have insufficient credit'. I was perplexed...I mean, I'd just recharged. Due to the urgency of the call, I further recharged N200 so I could make the call. As expected, I should have had N600 as my account balance but when I did check, I had exactly N203 (I had 3 naira before). This was before I placed the call I wanted to make. Where did the initial N400 go? I took it in stride, believing it would be easily reversed but here I am today, still battling with inept customer care agents. When the airtime did not auto-reverse, on Dec 11, I called MTN customer care and I was told the system with which they would use to confirm my account details was down, that I should exercise patience. Well, no big deal, I did. Throughout the week, I got so busy and couldn't call back so I resorted to engaging them on whatsapp. I chatted with at least 9 different agents who were so useless, it hurt. Responses were not timely, and by the time I followed up, another agent would have taken over so I had to start afresh. This ensured that I did not make any headway via the whatsapp channel. (pro tip: don't tell them how disappointed you are over whatsapp, they either will not respond, do not care or are inept). Fast forward to today, I had a lot of time on my hands so I dialled 180 again. First rep I spoke with pulled my account details but then again the same system which was down 2 weeks ago was still down! Are these guys serious?! I asked for an immediate refund anyway, she said it would take at least 24 hours and offered to transfer me to her supervisor. Well, she did. And I was on the phone line for about 10 minutes listening to all the background noise and conversations. She'd put me on hold but you can guess what happened. I didn't care though, I just needed to get it done with the time I had. After about 10 minutes of being a background listener, the line went dead. I called back and spoke with a guy, gave him background and demanded to speak with a supervisor since the minions wouldn't be of any help. He transferred me and again, the line went dead before I could get connected. I called back and spoke with a different lady. After I gave her a background of the situation, she said she couldn't pull my details. Wtf!, the first lady I spoke with did!!! To make it worse, she insinuated that I'd subscribed to a package (for N400!) I asked her what package I could have subscribed to that would cost a round figure of N400, hasn't sent me package information, and hasn't asked me to renew. She couldn't give a sensible answer. Again, I asked to speak with a supervisor, she said hers was not available, and that I should wait for a call back from her supervisor. I asked to be transferred to another supervisor to handle the situation. Apparently, that's a taboo in the MTN customer care system. A stooge can only transfer calls to their direct supervisor for whatever reason. I'm livid because of the way this has gone, not because of the money involved but because of the gross ineptitude. Why would I not not be able to make calls even though I have sufficient airtime? Why would N400 be deducted without explanation? Why would a system be down for 2 weeks? Are you guys serious? Why such a high level of ineptitude? Why adopt a whatsapp platform that is basically useless? Do the agents have different orientation? Why would 1 be able to access my details and another wouldn't? Why wouldn't any available supervisor take customer complaints? And finally, why turn a usually patient person to this?! Nobody likes to be cheated and MTN will not get away with this. Mods, lalasticlala, please take this to front page, customers are being taken for granted daily. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: FG Bans Old Students Association From School Premises, Nigerians React by koolJ1(f): 5:03pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
Omonigeriarere: Per your suggestion, I did look it up, just to be sure I wasn't wrong. And I wasn't. While "Unfiltered access" can be said, it's usually in relation to Internet access. In this situation, "Unfettered access" is the bone. Of contention. Time for you to visit the dictionary |
Education / Re: FG Bans Old Students Association From School Premises, Nigerians React by koolJ1(f): 3:07pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
miqos02: It's actually provide there. Look again |
Education / Re: FG Bans Old Students Association From School Premises, Nigerians React by koolJ1(f): 2:18pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
Did no one notice the grammatical blunder from the almighty Federal Ministry of Education? "Unfiltered" when they meant to say Unfettered It's a pity. |
Religion / Re: Why & When Did You Decide To Dump Religion? by koolJ1(f): 2:12pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
BiafraBushBoy: *in joey's voice* |
Literature / Re: Top 5 Books You Should Read Before Turning 25 Years Old by koolJ1(f): 12:41pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
Ogbonnaya1: Great stuff |
Literature / Re: Top 5 Books You Should Read Before Turning 25 Years Old by koolJ1(f): 2:28am On Oct 22, 2016 |
Sanchez01: At no point will you find yourself applying all the concepts in a given situation, and even when you do apply any, discretion is necessary. Reversals are also obtainable. So, just like cars can be a source of misfortune (accidents), these books and many more can also be |
Literature / Re: Top 5 Books You Should Read Before Turning 25 Years Old by koolJ1(f): 2:25am On Oct 22, 2016 |
telad: Read them all except Secret mind of Power. Thanks 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Top 5 Books You Should Read Before Turning 25 Years Old by koolJ1(f): 2:24am On Oct 22, 2016 |
Geeweeny: The Prince, mos def |
Literature / Re: Top 5 Books You Should Read Before Turning 25 Years Old by koolJ1(f): 4:40pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
48 Laws of Power - Robert Greene The Art of War - Sun Tzu 86 Likes 4 Shares |
Forum Games / Re: Write A Sad Story With Only """three Words"" by koolJ1(f): 1:32am On Oct 20, 2016 |
I lost everything |
Career / Re: How Do I Turn Down My Boss' Advances Without Losing My Job? (please Advice) by koolJ1(f): 12:25pm On Oct 19, 2016 |
ConcNiggress56: Dunno if anyone has mentioned this to you... Tell him you're lesbian. That should be easy. You should have a hot female friend you can easily pass off as a girlfriend. Plus, you don't have a boyfriend so pulling this off should be easy. He might come at you more but he'll be less forward cuz the thought of a girl enjoying that which he wants will drive him crazy. But as far as he knows, you're simply not attracted to men |
Religion / Re: Help. Am Totally Confused Now, I Needs Your Advice by koolJ1(f): 11:38pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
Since you're more about the offering you'll grow fat on, go where the big money is...the money will placate your troubled heart 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: For Atheist: Come And Tell Us How Man Came Into Existence by koolJ1(f): 4:57pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
Religion / Re: For Atheist: Come And Tell Us How Man Came Into Existence by koolJ1(f): 1:05pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
AgentOfAllah: This post gave me an orgasm. 1 Like 1 Share |
TV/Movies / Re: Okiemute Ighorodje Wins MTN Project Fame Season 9 by koolJ1(f): 9:12am On Sep 25, 2016 |
Winner of project fame gets 5mn and others. Winner of National Science Competition ---- calculator, math set, handshake 131 Likes 14 Shares |
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