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Wld hve preferred u called me a player

dorlapoh20:
see u

woman wrapper 1

The guy F up

dorlapoh20:
hmmmmmm seriously?
but you've gat no face

PING me 296B0B82

heywhytech1:
Its only a mediocre like you that celebrate mediocrity.

Show me ONE tangible or concrete project (no matter how small) that your change candidate has executed even in his village during and after his regime.

Tribalistic, blind bat like you.

Bone that thing joor

He's still a nig.ger as far as those white skins are concerned

carefreewannabe:
Sorry, your response doesn't make sense to me.

Neither did your response

carefreewannabe:
Why not start with yourself?

Believe this when I say it

You're just a beginner in this journey

I preach this every hour of the day so thank God I now have a follower

Ok make I book space as dis is from lalasticlala

saaedlee:
Opinion: Reasons Why I Want to Vote GMB For President!

I don't know why I get excited when I see a campaign poster of General Muhammadu Buhari;

Is it because his mission to being the President isn't a Do-Or-Die Affair? YES

Is it Because his Vision for the Country isn't a Selfless one? YES

Is it because I know he is going to change the deplorable security situation in the country, if Elected and Sworn-in? YES

Is it because after being sworn in as President of the country he'll do his Possible Best, Even stepping on toes of friends, just to reduce corruption to the barest minimum? YES

Is it because I know that diversification of the economy to create millions of jobs will be of utmost importance when he is elected and sworn-in? YES


Also, Because I Know he is the CHANGE we need!


SAI BUHARI


Vote General Muhammadu Buhari for President!

Okay I've heard you. Below are reasons why you should change your mind and vote for GEJ based on his achievements. It's TOO LONG to paste here so just follow the link

https://www.nairaland.com/2056377/state-state-breakdown-goodluck-jonathans

KenSaroWiwa:
They said this sad nigerian life and ur laughing just to book space. Is this what you gained from GEJ's brutal regime ?

Bros you harsh ooo!

Okay.

I gbadun and agree with your write-up.

But let me ask you something

Where do we start from?

The regular Nigerian will tell you it didn't start from him so why will he be the one to change the tradition?

But the frontpage title is a little harsh on the Nigerian personality

dorlapoh20:
no way.

Don't be a spoil sport dearie

I can be very romantic

No player move tyns involved

dvee2:
Why was he raising 25 billion donation? He can use that to rent an aircraft, that's what responsible government do
If you can use official aircraft for campaign, you can also use official money from federation account for campaign

Well he's not like APC and her goons (Amaechi, Rochas et al) who are busy WASTING their various state's resources on campaigns.

So?

Wait first, do you want our C-in-C to enter "Ekene dili chukwu" to his campaign venues in other states?


Another storyline for your propagandashit joor

Until 2011




Eventhough APShit are trying to bring back the rigging days (something they're used to)

It's obvious they only want to see the joker

Who will like to be told what he looks like when he's around d corner?

dorlapoh20:
so what is it

We can talk that over a candle-lit dinner

Abraham2013:
Bros take 2 bottles of chilled orijin and a plate of isi ewu on my account.

Correct person

You sabi the perfect combination

RichDad1:
Get well soon bro

I wish you same

Na suspect o

RichDad1:
The depth or shallowness of each candidate and his political form is
further accentuated in the following joke currently trending in
Nigeria’s social media:
1. APC: We will ensure power stability.
1. PDP: Where is Mrs Buhari?
2. APC: We are going to fight corruption 2. PDP: APC tried to hack INEC computers
3. APC: We are going to fight terrorism
3. PDP: Some APC elder statesmen are garage touts
4. APC: We will invest in agriculture
4. PDP: S/South will collapse the economy if Jonathan loses
5. APC: We are going to upgrade standard of education 5. PDP: I will expose failures of our ex heads of state
6. APC: We will curb degradation of environmental pollution
6. PDP: Buhari doesn’t know his phone number.
7. APC: Nigeria’s wealth must be enjoyed by all of us
7. PDP: Buhari put Umaru Dikko inside a crate
8. APC: We will encourage rural development 8. PDP: Buhari cannot use a computer.

Kk. In another vein

Dare to be a Nigerian

If you support PDP, you are paid to do so and apparently a thief;

But if you support APC, you are a patriot who is fighting for Nigeria.

If an APC governor award a km of road for N1.2billion, he is prudent and God sent;

If a PDP governor award same km of road for N500million, he is a thief.

If Fani Kayode joins PDP, he is bastard;

If Atiku joins APC, he is a democrat.

If Jonathan spends N7billion for his office par year, he is a criminal;

If Fashola spend same amount in a year, he is a saint.

If Akpabio approves N200Million as pension, he must be stoned;

If Fashola approved N300million for Tinubu he is a change agent.

If you cancelled toll gate as PDP government, you are an enemy of progress;

But if you build a road in Lagos, with tax payers money and till the road, you are genius.

If you increase school feed as PDP government, you must be crucified;

If you do same as APC government, there must be a reason, cuz Education is not cheap anywhere in the world.

If you share Okada to the poor as PDP, you are poor peoples enemy;

If you ban Okada after election as an APC government, you are only helping the poor to stay alive, so you mean well.

If you single handedly make your daughter a market woman leader in APC state, it is for the progress of the people;

But if your wife is made a permanent secretary in your state by your state government of PDP, you are a greedy fellow.

If you spend N16billion on electricity without power and then support APC, you a navigator;

If you raise N500million through unbundling of same power, you are clueless.

If you fail to pay your workers for a month, but in APC, it is not your fault but someone up there;

But if you failed to pay your worker for a month and still in PDP, you are wicked human being.

If you force your family, in-law and girlfriends as senators and lawmakers on the rest of the party members, you a progressive leader;

But if you act like you don't care in PDP, you are dullard

If you tried to get a third term fraudulently by bribing the legislatures but failed, then support APC, you are democrat and the father of the nation;


If you try to get a constitutional second term in PDP, without their blessings, you an ingrate and silly.

In their time we had Halliburton scandal, ID card scandal, Siemens scandal, we have subsidy scam scandal, we have national stadium contract scandal, we have health budget financial scam, aviation sector scam, we had power sector scandal. How many people did he jail to prove he fought corruption? Rather EFCC was his big stick against his perceived enemies.

In their time we had a sitting governor kidnapped by a thug working for the president. We had a whole region of the country rigged in favor of his party. Morris Ibekwe, a wanted international fraud star won election under PDP.

Those who stole Nigerians blind under PDP; Atiku, Obasanjo, Baraje, Saraki, Wammako, Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Oyinlola, Segun Oni, Okorocha, Ngige, Adeleke, El Rufai, etc, are today the same people financing APC and calling for "CHANGE".

Flashback to 1999, who were these people? Billionaires ? They where nobody. Today, they spend billions and no one dare to ask a question. If you do you are enemy of progress.

They started with "New PDP" when that didn't fly, they joined a cult group called ACN to become APC. Same character with different name.

Sometimes it is better not to be a Nigerian than to be a confused and ignorant one.

Credit: KnightsTemplar

Old pic op and mod join

Don't let's complicate issues here

They must all belong to one of the two major political parties

The police should include that in their investigations

But meanwhile...

R.I.P to the dead.

Konji ma bastard

See as the pictures sharp die

You won't compare this with those analogue shots from the APC camp would you?

dorlapoh20:
hmmmm so this guy has been playing me
God don expose him secret today

It's not what you're thinking dearie...

major466:
Don't complain when ladies start their own players card.

You can never beat a real player to his game

@ Op, a point of correction please,

"A failed bomb went off during production..."


If you like bomb Amaeshit himself

For it said that he who kills by the bomb sword sorry shall die by the bomb sword

Tell them