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GEJ don F up big time

Wait! Am I the only one who noticed that the twitter page was not logged into?

"Log in"

Ok

For a moment I thought it was our Seun here
















Would have been kissing nairaland goodbye be that nah!

And you call this "strip"?















At least not until I see his dicky

mrofficial:
Because you are nobody.

Not when I gat people talking about me behind me

sphinx54:
Very sensible!!! Unlike the mad Nigerians openly supporting GEJ. Some Nigerians no like truth sha. Welldone o jare!

Thanks bros.
We all want change but we must not close our eyes while searching for it else we'll fall into a deeper trouble than we are @ the moment.

#change2015

Before the 7 days ultimatum elapses let me help out with the needed responses.

1* It didn't matter then
2* No
3* It does
4* Not sure
5* Not yet

In conclusion....,







He's (GMB) not fit to rule the PRESENT Nigeria.
If his followers feel he is they should ask themselves why and how.

Is "fighting corruption" (GMB's campaign slogan) the only problem Nigeria is facing as a nation?






As much as I (WE) want change in Nigeria NOW, GMB isn't the answer we crave for. Kwankwaso will have been a better bet for the needed change.

GMB only has the irrational, desperate and violent followership while Kwakwaso has performance as his leverage.

GMB should do Nigerians a favour if he really has our best interest in mind





Step down and anoint Kwankwaso then let's give GEJ a run for his money.

#change2015

Okay I can't remember seeing my casual or corporate outlook making frontpage on any occasion!

If I insult the moderator of this forum now dem fit sama me with ban

But didn't I put up a similar thread on 31st night?

Mmmm!

R.I.P. to the dead and thank God for sparing my sister in a similar accident today.


And please,







This is no time for politicking o ye APC and PDP goons.

Okay!



Cc: Buhari and his cohorts

Bros no vex o, I thought you said you're HOLYwizard?

Isokay.




Ayamfoloing!

I'm in no mood for games






But wait....









Must I comment sef?

No

We're not all ladies in here


And hey...







Isn't that my sister?

And of recent...,














The "I was there" photographers

Here in France we don't have local government chairmen

K

I won't comment for now.

My ban was just lifted yesterday.

I don't want to provoke the gods.

Seun you no try sha

#teamsban

barackodam:
Am so no 7, my music player always work though

I also do no 9, it's not our fault, even if we don't, our guardians would do the calling and we can't do but reply.
Its not that it's my first time though

True Confession

Mprex:
No9 pisses the heck outta me. They'll be like "aunty, we just moved now"

i mean who aksed you

I wonder o! Lols

This is a short list of the different kinds of people you meet with in a travelling bus.

1. The guy or lady who is seated in the bus hours before take off. Only God knows why they enjoy that.

2. The guy/ lady who begins to play zuma or temple run with his phone not minding the activities around him/her.

3. The guy/lady who has his/her head poked out of the window looking @ everything going on in the park.

4. The annoying man/woman who begins to make calls using his/her dialect and screaming @ the top of his or her voice.

5. The guy/lady who doesn't know how to locate his/her seat in the bus.

6. The guy/lady who's already snoring in the bus long before take off.

7. That dude or babe who has an earpiece glued to his/her ears and nodding to the rhythm of the music. Who knows if their music player is even working sef.

8. The holier than thou who bursts into prayers the moment the bus takes off. If they don't do the praying who else would?

9. The people who begins to call their people to announce their take off. As if that will make the journey faster or safer.

10. That man who comes late to the park and may have to run after the bus to get in.

Feel free to add yours.

Tunagee:
if u dont have anything to say, why not Bleep of this thread

You sound like someone who life has fvcked really bad.

God punish you if you quote me again

Okay, GEJ is working abi?





GMB must be somewhere hating!

psalmsonovic:
why would someone in his right senses come to church to sleep self...d pexin no get house.

You have no idea what some people go through the night before do you?

herald9:
oopz... our monikers looks/sounds alike

You can say that again

herald9:
If the usher doesn't wake you...Do you prefer the pastor waking you up with the microphone?