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Literature › Hate On A Val. - A Short Story by korel9(op): 8:14pm On Feb 13, 2015
I wrote this piece during last year's valentine and it didn't get the expected attention. sad

I hope it does now, enjoy cheesy

Kweku had just finished a movie titled "Lover's Val". It was a new movie starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, two of Hollywood's best. A perfect combination one would say.
He stretched lazily yawning at intervals with hunger taking its toll on him. Still watching the credits roll by, Kweku reflected on the scenes in the movie and wished Atuwaye was laying next to him.
He still saw himself as the envy of the neighbourhood having won the heart of Atuwaye. A feat many had tried and failed. Atuwaye, no doubt, was the most beautiful damsel in Kwaku community. Her beauty had sometime in the past caught the attention of the village head's son before he went AWOL. This kept many away from her since no one wanted to fall a victim of Akatu's wrath. He was well known for protecting violently whatever he desired till he took full possession of it but Atuwaye's case constituted a pain in the neck to him. The heart of Atuwaye had so far eluded him but he's ready to eliminate any who as much as said a "hi" to her with him nearby. So much aura of pride and terror followed him everywhere he went.
Kweku dared the dance with the devil and seem to have earned the applause of the audience or did he just take the advantage of Akatu being behind bars? Whichever it was, he seemed to be enjoying favour's smile while it lasted.
The thoughts of having Atuwaye by one's side alone was enough to make a guy reach orgasm. Kweku relished doing this anytime he felt the urge but there seemed to be an image interferring with his thoughts this day. It was Sandra's. An ex before he met with Atuwaye. The day marked three years since they've been apart but the pain the relationship brought him was still somewhere within him.
Sandra was his love for three years before he met Atuwaye later on. She was another paragon of beauty on her own. Somehow, Kweku had always enjoyed winning the hearts of the most sought after girls in the community. This probably could be credited to his command of English language coupled with the British accent that flowed through the lines of every sentence he spat out. Even a guy would turn gay hearing him speak. Sandra had just returned from the States when they met. She had that cool personality that hid the real her from any who decided to nose-dive into a relationship with her. Having had so many escapades in the States, Sandra hardly had any soft feel left for a guy talk more of a local from Kwaku.
She was taken away by the same charm Kweku used on his admirers. She accepted his proposals but with her mission best known to her. They had everything going on well with them until Kweku saw her with his best friend at Kwame's Resort dining together. He at first saw it as an innocent outing not until he started noticing the constant call histories between them on her phone. Being the gentleman that he was, he calmly approached her with the question of what was going on between them. Her response was aggressive so he played it calm so as not to raise unnecessary dust in their relationship. This unholy union lasted for a while until the third Valentine's Day into their relationship.
They had both agreed on an outing to a newly opened resort in a nearby community. A day before Val, Sandra called him to tell him her monthly visitor just came calling. This made a mathematician out of Kweku who hated anything that had to do with calculations.
"But you aren't expecting your flow now, at least not until twelve days from today," he replied.
She pretended not to have heard what he said and switched off her phone. Kweku tried reaching her all day but to no avail. Foolishly he concluded she probably wanted to surprise him.
On the following day, Val's day, Kweku sent Sandra a message that didn't go through. He tried reaching her but didn't pull through. This got him so worried that he decided to pay her a surprise visit since the suspense she was putting him through was no longer getting funny. The reception he got at the gate to where she resided was worse than what a stray cat would get from a kennel of dogs. He felt shocked and really bad. He tried her phone once again and despite the mellifluent voice that announced the non availability of the number, all he heard was "bla bla bla and bla". Turning back to go home, Kweku decided to call his best friend, at least someone to find solace in. He was greeted with the same response from the other end of the line. Frustrated, he decided to retire to his crib to freshen up before thinking on what next to do. As he trudged slowly back to his house he wondered, what could have happened to her? Why was her phone switched off? Why did Akpetu, his best friend, switch off his phone too? He ended up asking himself close to a hundred questions before getting home.
Politics › Re: Gen Murtala Muhammed 39th Anniversary Of His Brutal Assassination by korel9: 2:11pm On Feb 13, 2015
batstan:
The monumental NATIONAL THEARTER , iganmu -Lagos, was designed in the shape of his military cap.
Brother, if this is true then it surely is my greatest discovery since the beginning of. This year.

Thumbs up!

I really love history and will transfer this discovery to younger minds.
Phones › Re: Facebook Now Lets You Choose What Happens To Your Account After You Die by korel9: 9:32pm On Feb 12, 2015
They shouldnt bother I will just reactivate it in heaven undecided
Politics › Re: Female Police Officer Disarms 2 Armed Robbers In Lagos (photo) by korel9: 9:17pm On Feb 12, 2015
I'm sure they were busy staring at her boobies when it happened grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Improves In FIFA World Ranking Without Going To 2015 AFCON by korel9: 8:25pm On Feb 12, 2015
All thanks to GEJ transformation agenda grin grin
Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out That Ur Best Friend's Bae Is Dating Your Boss by korel9(op): 3:07pm On Feb 12, 2015
iceberylin:
Him go find work for me undecided
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Austin Ejili Dies In Auto Crash (PDP Campaign Manager) by korel9: 2:29pm On Feb 12, 2015
I smell APC sabotage here undecided
Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out That Ur Best Friend's Bae Is Dating Your Boss by korel9(op): 2:28pm On Feb 12, 2015
yungchop:
Is your boss your husband? If no, then what's your own?
What if he is? undecided
Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out That Ur Best Friend's Bae Is Dating Your Boss by korel9(op): 2:27pm On Feb 12, 2015
diddydiva:
what's my own?

dem do marry?
What if they want to?
Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out That Ur Best Friend's Bae Is Dating Your Boss by korel9(op): 2:27pm On Feb 12, 2015
iceberylin:
Minding my business isnt a sin cool
Betraying your friendship would be undecided
Politics › Re: Take A Look At The New APC Campaign Nokia Battery by korel9: 1:53pm On Feb 12, 2015
Let's see for how long they sustain all these undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Rescuing Nigerian Children From Witchcraft Accusation by korel9: 11:57am On Feb 12, 2015
My pleasure to recommend this grin

Politics › Re: Ambode Campaigns With Educative Materials Not Rice (see Photos) by korel9: 11:52am On Feb 12, 2015
nedz:
And what if he wins? huh
Na to put the book for picture frame and hang it on my wall grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Ambode Campaigns With Educative Materials Not Rice (see Photos) by korel9: 11:43am On Feb 12, 2015
And what if he loses? grin











I go just tear the cover page of my textbook and keep the contents. grin grin
Romance › What Would You Do If You Found Out That Ur Best Friend's Bae Is Dating Your Boss by korel9(op): 11:05am On Feb 12, 2015
What would you do if you found out that your best friend's spouse is secretly going out with your boss knowing fully well that it might cost you your job if you expose them?
Politics › Re: I Will Hand Over If I Lose, Says President Jonathan by korel9: 10:15am On Feb 12, 2015
I'm waiting for FAILbuhari (GMB) to accept to concede defeat if he loses undecided
Politics › Re: What If The Nigerian Army Crushes The Insurgents Within The 6 Weeks Extension? by korel9(op): 7:31pm On Feb 11, 2015
Boland:
It's not gon change shii... We are sending the Otueke man back to his hood to go chillax.... wink
"We"? huh

Talk for yourself first undecided
Politics › Presidential Media Chat Live On AIT by korel9(op): 7:21pm On Feb 11, 2015
GEJ is live on AIT for The usual Presidential Media Chat.

What's your view on his responses so far?
Politics › Re: Buhari To Be Interviewed By Christiane Amanpour On CNN Today 8pm by korel9: 6:52pm On Feb 11, 2015
Ayam not interested angry
Politics › Re: What If The Nigerian Army Crushes The Insurgents Within The 6 Weeks Extension? by korel9(op): 6:51pm On Feb 11, 2015
duro4chang:
Then I will ask what have they been waiting for?Could it be it was intentionally delayed?
Thank God you and I live in the same world where there's been claims of not having the required weaponry to crush the animals undecided
Politics › Re: What If The Nigerian Army Crushes The Insurgents Within The 6 Weeks Extension? by korel9(op): 6:48pm On Feb 11, 2015
iterator24:
then GEJ is not clueless
For now is he? grin grin grin
Politics › What If The Nigerian Army Crushes The Insurgents Within The 6 Weeks Extension? by korel9(op): 5:18pm On Feb 11, 2015
The gullible nature of Nigerians have made them tools in the hands of politicians who don't really have their interest at hand.
They (politicians) fill their (electorates) minds with baseless issues which only serve their own selfish interest.
They've told Nigerians the ills of the extension of the elections; but one question I have for them and nairalanders is

What happens if the Nigerian Army really crushes the insurgence within this time-frame given?

*Should we now justify the reasons for the extension?
*Do we then give credit to the NSA, GEJ and Jega?
*Will the opposition now hide its face in shame?

What actually will happen?
Literature › Re: Suicide On Birthday by korel9: 1:04am On Feb 11, 2015
I'll rather kill myself than commit suicide sad
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Politics › Re: AIT Gets Threatened By A Northern Group by korel9: 11:01pm On Feb 10, 2015
Ii
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Endorses Buhari by korel9: 10:57pm On Feb 10, 2015
So he just got his voice? undecided

These old folks should leave Nigeria alone for new blood na by force? angry

Can't OBJ just remain where he belongs?

Family › Re: Their Children Saw Them Having Sex- Should They Be Bothered? by korel9: 10:08pm On Feb 10, 2015
No they shouldn't at least not until they see the children practicing what they saw grin grin grin
Politics › Re: WAEC Posts Irrelevant Advertorial On Buhari's Certificate In Guardian Newspaper by korel9: 8:05pm On Feb 10, 2015
Li
Politics › Re: Police Recovers 147 Bomb Explosives In Borno by korel9: 7:01pm On Feb 10, 2015
And the APCs said that the election postponement was a connivance with the ruling party? undecided

APC
Playing politics with human lives since inception angry
Politics › Re: PDP Buying PVCs For 10,000 Naira Each - Says APC by korel9: 7:01pm On Feb 10, 2015
Wait, who are these APC trying to deceive? undecided

Must you Lai your way to Aso Rock? angry

How foolish do you think Nigerians are?

Do we look like your APC goons? angry

Please say that to the hand? angry
Nairaland General › Re: Aftermath Of A Heavy Downpour At Sabo, Oyo by korel9:
Could it be APC or PDP? grin

*modified*

Wait, Mama Njideka bling me one more orijin I need to shine my eyes well shocked

Is this Festus To Commentus or am I dleaming? shocked shocked shocked

*remodified*
Help! Somebody (APC) has hacked into nairaland's database again! How did this two ^^ appear before me? huh

Or is it the orijin? grin grin
Politics › Re: Wamakko To Service Chiefs, IGP: Resign Now For Dereliction Of Duties by korel9: 4:17pm On Feb 08, 2015
Some people should just learn to STF up or I enact Decree 2 on them angry





I wish the world will just end before the new date of the elections make we for rest grin
Education › Re: This Is A Mathematics Braintest... by korel9: 3:43pm On Feb 08, 2015
Give this to GMB and GEJ to solve.

Whoever gets it right





Has my vote come March 28th grin grin grin

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