₦airaland Forum

Akranez:
Free that thing my guy..She want marriage, u no want marriage na..
So u tell her sey u go marry her na.. Chop her kponmo and waka..Case closed..
U know how many gals guys don promise marriage wey no dey happen

Tymax:
Waiter please sonsh my guy 2 dogoyaro and one keg of monkey tail.

Op you try.

Thanks for the drink bro

And the compliment too

Mprex:
smhsmh

Hello sweety, you just intruded into our privacy

For your eyes only

No10:
. Easier said man... You never jam. Trust me when I say that trick is out of the book. It is now a very dangerous trick bro.

Help me tell am our midfield maestro #No.10 tyns

iamodenigbo1:
no bro I am faithful to the core,ask my love

Ok sir, but don't let her see this

iamodenigbo1:
wisdom comes more from living than from studying.

You sound like a player bro

kunletiwoo:
Badt Guy

Twale

Na you be the baddest

Akranez:
Not true.. This one still dey work wella..

Chairman trust me when I say this, the closer you pull them towards yourself with such promises, the more you endanger your chances of having a free space with others

As much as many guys will not want to be addressed as a player, many of them are born players. Though the title is gradually fading out, the lifestyle still remains but to remain loyal to the game, here are some DONTS.

NEVER GET THEIR NAMES MIXED UP. Ladies are very conscious of what guys do in their relationships. Even if you mistakenly address them using your own mother’s name, get ready to explain yourself.

NEVER FAIL TO CHECK EVERY SPOT THEY WENT IN THE HOUSE AFTER LEAVING. This is a trend I just noticed with ladies these days. They tend to drop an item (e.g. combs, head gears, braziers, etc.) in spots where you won’t see them but the next visiting lady would definitely do.

NEVER LET YOUR LADIES KNOW YOUR DAILY ROUTINE. Some ladies can be very annoying. You let them into your routine and they would be the ones planning your days for you e.g.
“I know you will be at home by 2pm” abeg she be God?

ALWAYS CHANGE YOUR ROUTE. As funny as this may sound, never stick to the same route always. Some ladies are very good at stalking. They go as far as waiting for you at the usual bus stop where you drop or pass by just to see who you are with whenever you aren’t with them or refuse their request to come spend the day with you.

NEVER GIVE THEM THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU WILL MARRY THEM. Ladies of nowadays always look out for guys that can assure them of a lifetime together. Don’t get carried away by that trick, it’s out of fashion. Look for other ways of luring them into your fold You mistakenly promise a girl of this age marriage, my brother you don marry be dat and your show don hit bridge be dat o.

DISCLAIMER
That I put up this post doesn’t mean I’m a player, I’m just a guy who knows how to play his game.

Source: #me

Isn't it obvious to Nigerians that this woman and her unsolicited activities are politically motivated and not born out of patriotism/humanity or any picture she might be trying to put out there?

APC goons tyns

Amaeshit isn't ready to play clean

My dictionary pls

Show dem haters!


Even Obama wouldn't have done any better



The guy for dress combatantly nah

SHREKK:
na only Mumu fit click Like for ur dumb comment,Ode

Shrekk, when will you have sense?

Okay. But meanwhile...

Dare to be a Nigerian

If you support PDP, you are paid to do so and apparently a thief;

But if you support APC, you are a patriot who is fighting for Nigeria.

If an APC governor award a km of road for N1.2billion, he is prudent and God sent;

If a PDP governor award same km of road for N500million, he is a thief.

If Fani Kayode joins PDP, he is bastard;

If Atiku joins APC, he is a democrat.

If Jonathan spends N7billion for his office par year, he is a criminal;

If Fashola spend same amount in a year, he is a saint.

If Akpabio approves N200Million as pension, he must be stoned;

If Fashola approved N300million for Tinubu he is a change agent.

If you cancelled toll gate as PDP government, you are an enemy of progress;

But if you build a road in Lagos, with tax payers money and till the road, you are genius.

If you increase school feed as PDP government, you must be crucified;

If you do same as APC government, there must be a reason, cuz Education is not cheap anywhere in the world.

If you share Okada to the poor as PDP, you are poor peoples enemy;

If you ban Okada after election as an APC government, you are only helping the poor to stay alive, so you mean well.

If you single handedly make your daughter a market woman leader in APC state, it is for the progress of the people;

But if your wife is made a permanent secretary in your state by your state government of PDP, you are a greedy fellow.

If you spend N16billion on electricity without power and then support APC, you a navigator;

If you raise N500million through unbundling of same power, you are clueless.

If you fail to pay your workers for a month, but in APC, it is not your fault but someone up there;

But if you failed to pay your worker for a month and still in PDP, you are wicked human being.

If you force your family, in-law and girlfriends as senators and lawmakers on the rest of the party members, you a progressive leader;

But if you act like you don't care in PDP, you are dullard

If you tried to get a third term fraudulently by bribing the legislatures but failed, then support APC, you are democrat and the father of the nation;


If you try to get a constitutional second term in PDP, without their blessings, you an ingrate and silly.

In their time we had Halliburton scandal, ID card scandal, Siemens scandal, we have subsidy scam scandal, we have national stadium contract scandal, we have health budget financial scam, aviation sector scam, we had power sector scandal. How many people did he jail to prove he fought corruption? Rather EFCC was his big stick against his perceived enemies.

In their time we had a sitting governor kidnapped by a thug working for the president. We had a whole region of the country rigged in favor of his party. Morris Ibekwe, a wanted international fraud star won election under PDP.

Those who stole Nigerians blind under PDP; Atiku, Obasanjo, Baraje, Saraki, Wammako, Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Oyinlola, Segun Oni, Okorocha, Ngige, Adeleke, El Rufai, etc, are today the same people financing APC and calling for "CHANGE".

Flashback to 1999, who were these people? Billionaires ? They where nobody. Today, they spend billions and no one dare to ask a question. If you do you are enemy of progress.

They started with "New PDP" when that didn't fly, they joined a cult group called ACN to become APC. Same character with different name.

Sometimes it is better not to be a Nigerian than to be a confused and ignorant one.

Credit: KnightsTemplar

Sacramento4real:
All dis many story without any like,bros.Chai!U need to visit ur village o.

Bros u suppose hide in shame

Besides I didn't put it up for the likes, I put it up to open the eyes of people like you blinded by the "born to rule" syndrome

Kk. In another vein

Dare to be a Nigerian

If you support PDP, you are paid to do so and apparently a thief;

But if you support APC, you are a patriot who is fighting for Nigeria.

If an APC governor award a km of road for N1.2billion, he is prudent and God sent;

If a PDP governor award same km of road for N500million, he is a thief.

If Fani Kayode joins PDP, he is bastard;

If Atiku joins APC, he is a democrat.

If Jonathan spends N7billion for his office par year, he is a criminal;

If Fashola spend same amount in a year, he is a saint.

If Akpabio approves N200Million as pension, he must be stoned;

If Fashola approved N300million for Tinubu he is a change agent.

If you cancelled toll gate as PDP government, you are an enemy of progress;

But if you build a road in Lagos, with tax payers money and till the road, you are genius.

If you increase school feed as PDP government, you must be crucified;

If you do same as APC government, there must be a reason, cuz Education is not cheap anywhere in the world.

If you share Okada to the poor as PDP, you are poor peoples enemy;

If you ban Okada after election as an APC government, you are only helping the poor to stay alive, so you mean well.

If you single handedly make your daughter a market woman leader in APC state, it is for the progress of the people;

But if your wife is made a permanent secretary in your state by your state government of PDP, you are a greedy fellow.

If you spend N16billion on electricity without power and then support APC, you a navigator;

If you raise N500million through unbundling of same power, you are clueless.

If you fail to pay your workers for a month, but in APC, it is not your fault but someone up there;

But if you failed to pay your worker for a month and still in PDP, you are wicked human being.

If you force your family, in-law and girlfriends as senators and lawmakers on the rest of the party members, you a progressive leader;

But if you act like you don't care in PDP, you are dullard

If you tried to get a third term fraudulently by bribing the legislatures but failed, then support APC, you are democrat and the father of the nation;


If you try to get a constitutional second term in PDP, without their blessings, you an ingrate and silly.

In their time we had Halliburton scandal, ID card scandal, Siemens scandal, we have subsidy scam scandal, we have national stadium contract scandal, we have health budget financial scam, aviation sector scam, we had power sector scandal. How many people did he jail to prove he fought corruption? Rather EFCC was his big stick against his perceived enemies.

In their time we had a sitting governor kidnapped by a thug working for the president. We had a whole region of the country rigged in favor of his party. Morris Ibekwe, a wanted international fraud star won election under PDP.

Those who stole Nigerians blind under PDP; Atiku, Obasanjo, Baraje, Saraki, Wammako, Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Oyinlola, Segun Oni, Okorocha, Ngige, Adeleke, El Rufai, etc, are today the same people financing APC and calling for "CHANGE".

Flashback to 1999, who were these people? Billionaires ? They where nobody. Today, they spend billions and no one dare to ask a question. If you do you are enemy of progress.

They started with "New PDP" when that didn't fly, they joined a cult group called ACN to become APC. Same character with different name.

Sometimes it is better not to be a Nigerian than to be a confused and ignorant one.

Credit: KnightsTemplar

Lucky for her.

In another vein


Dare to be a Nigerian

If you support PDP, you are paid to do so and apparently a thief;

But if you support APC, you are a patriot who is fighting for Nigeria.

If an APC governor award a km of road for N1.2billion, he is prudent and God sent;

If a PDP governor award same km of road for N500million, he is a thief.

If Fani Kayode joins PDP, he is bastard;

If Atiku joins APC, he is a democrat.

If Jonathan spends N7billion for his office par year, he is a criminal;

If Fashola spend same amount in a year, he is a saint.

If Akpabio approves N200Million as pension, he must be stoned;

If Fashola approved N300million for Tinubu he is a change agent.

If you cancelled toll gate as PDP government, you are an enemy of progress;

But if you build a road in Lagos, with tax payers money and till the road, you are genius.

If you increase school feed as PDP government, you must be crucified;

If you do same as APC government, there must be a reason, cuz Education is not cheap anywhere in the world.

If you share Okada to the poor as PDP, you are poor peoples enemy;

If you ban Okada after election as an APC government, you are only helping the poor to stay alive, so you mean well.

If you single handedly make your daughter a market woman leader in APC state, it is for the progress of the people;

But if your wife is made a permanent secretary in your state by your state government of PDP, you are a greedy fellow.

If you spend N16billion on electricity without power and then support APC, you a navigator;

If you raise N500million through unbundling of same power, you are clueless.

If you fail to pay your workers for a month, but in APC, it is not your fault but someone up there;

But if you failed to pay your worker for a month and still in PDP, you are wicked human being.

If you force your family, in-law and girlfriends as senators and lawmakers on the rest of the party members, you a progressive leader;

But if you act like you don't care in PDP, you are dullard

If you tried to get a third term fraudulently by bribing the legislatures but failed, then support APC, you are democrat and the father of the nation;


If you try to get a constitutional second term in PDP, without their blessings, you an ingrate and silly.

In their time we had Halliburton scandal, ID card scandal, Siemens scandal, we have subsidy scam scandal, we have national stadium contract scandal, we have health budget financial scam, aviation sector scam, we had power sector scandal. How many people did he jail to prove he fought corruption? Rather EFCC was his big stick against his perceived enemies.

In their time we had a sitting governor kidnapped by a thug working for the president. We had a whole region of the country rigged in favor of his party. Morris Ibekwe, a wanted international fraud star won election under PDP.

Those who stole Nigerians blind under PDP; Atiku, Obasanjo, Baraje, Saraki, Wammako, Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Oyinlola, Segun Oni, Okorocha, Ngige, Adeleke, El Rufai, etc, are today the same people financing APC and calling for "CHANGE".

Flashback to 1999, who were these people? Billionaires ? They where nobody. Today, they spend billions and no one dare to ask a question. If you do you are enemy of progress.

They started with "New PDP" when that didn't fly, they joined a cult group called ACN to become APC. Same character with different name.

Sometimes it is better not to be a Nigerian than to be a confused and ignorant one.

Credit: KnightsTemplar

knightsTempler:
Dare to be a Nigerian

If you support PDP, you are paid to do so and apparently a thief;

But if you support APC, you are a patriot who is fighting for Nigeria.

If an APC governor award a km of road for N1.2billion, he is prudent and God sent;

If a PDP governor award same km of road for N500million, he is a thief.

If Fani Kayode joins PDP, he is bastard;

If Atiku joins APC, he is a democrat.

If Jonathan spends N7billion for his office par year, he is a criminal;

If Fashola spend same amount in a year, he is a saint.

If Akpabio approves N200Million as pension, he must be stoned;

If Fashola approved N300million for Tinubu he is a change agent.

If you cancelled toll gate as PDP government, you are an enemy of progress;

But if you build a road in Lagos, with tax payers money and till the road, you are genius.

If you increase school feed as PDP government, you must be crucified;

If you do same as APC government, there must be a reason, cuz Education is not cheap anywhere in the world.

If you share Okada to the poor as PDP, you are poor peoples enemy;

If you ban Okada after election as an APC government, you are only helping the poor to stay alive, so you mean well.

If you single handedly make your daughter a market woman leader in APC state, it is for the progress of the people;

But if your wife is made a permanent secretary in your state by your state government of PDP, you are a greedy fellow.

If you spend N16billion on electricity without power and then support APC, you a navigator;

If you raise N500million through unbundling of same power, you are clueless.

If you fail to pay your workers for a month, but in APC, it is not your fault but someone up there;

But if you failed to pay your worker for a month and still in PDP, you are wicked human being.

If you force your family, in-law and girlfriends as senators and lawmakers on the rest of the party members, you a progressive leader;

But if you act like you don't care in PDP, you are dullard

If you tried to get a third term fraudulently by bribing the legislatures but failed, then support APC, you are democrat and the father of the nation;


If you try to get a constitutional second term in PDP, without their blessings, you an ingrate and stupid.

In their time we had Halliburton scandal, ID card scandal, Siemens scandal, we have subsidy scam scandal, we have national stadium contract scandal, we have health budget financial scam, aviation sector scam, we had power sector scandal. How many people did he jail to prove he fought corruption? Rather EFCC was his big stick against his perceived enemies.

In their time we had a sitting governor kidnapped by a thug working for the president. We had a whole region of the country rigged in favor of his party. Morris Ibekwe, a wanted international fraud star won election under PDP.

Those who stole Nigerians blind under PDP; Atiku, Obasanjo, Baraje, Saraki, Wammako, Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Oyinlola, Segun Oni, Okorocha, Ngige, Adeleke, El Rufai, etc, are today the same people financing APC and calling for "CHANGE".

Flashback to 1999, who were these people? Billionaires ? They where nobody. Today, they spend billions and no one dare to ask a question. If you do you are enemy of progress.

They started with "New PDP" when that didn't fly, they joined a cult group called ACN to become APC. Same character with different name.

Sometimes it is better not to be a Nigerian than to be a confused and ignorant one.

Chairman sir, big twale for you on this one.
Permit me to quote this on every comment I make on nairaland henceforth cos people just need to be told the truth.

A friend just sent this to my whatsapp account so I felt I should share in honour of those brave men who risk their lives everyday to make this country habitable for you and I.

"BORN TO DEFEND! BORN TO KILL!! BORN TO DIE!!!
They risk their life's everyday to make this country a better place while you sit in the comfort of your homes .They are father's to some children,husband to some beautiful women,friends to their loved ones and course mates to some ...
There is a hollow in my heart with a crush of pain in it..
"They are made of little or nothing in wealth but they
uphold the task kings and chiefs can not lift.
They are compensated with little still but they stand on their feet,
They shed their sweat to their blood
They sacrifice their flesh to their soul.
THEY ARE THE HEROES...
....... they are brave souls that put their life in danger to keep peace in a country that suffers from it's own selfishness and greed.
God bless the NIGERIAN ARMY, NIGERIAN NAVY ,NIGERIAN AIR FORCE...Happy Armed Forces Remembrance Day to the FALLEN HERO and to those on the War front. I SALUTE YOU."

T's a shamei

But you said 15 @op

How come you put up the pic of only one?


R.I.P to that one sha








And the rest wey we no see

Teebashy:
And u tink I will tel u I am

Tell me nah,

Maybe we can acshually hook up someday

Naija can overdo things ehn

Teebashy:
who told u dat no Nigeria gal of marriageable is not a virgin.....U will say in ur ow area or locality.......Some gals are still pure

Are you?

No Nigerian girl of marriageable age cares about remaining a virgin.

But wait op






















What is a virgin sef?

Anikulhapo:
What Do You Think?

I think you're not a true Nigerian

As much as many people, blinded by lies from the opposition would want to refute these facts, I want to commend you the op for this wonderful research.
Many people think it's until you begin to lock people up before it will be seen that a govt is fighting corruption.
In Kano state, Kwankwaso did same to achieve what he's achieving @ the moment and without imprisoning or assaulting the personality of ANYBODY.

Some people just don't like hearing the truth.

#smh tyns

Ok

BayoJoe:
Your kids wet GEJ sponsored Nollywood don corrupt finish abi? Yeye dey smell...

Then close your nose

K