₦airaland Forum

devour129:
I get why they beat him up , with that kind of face I would want to reset it too.

Lmao......u harsh ooo...

llade:
House what are my chances. Honestly, if not dis Case Study experience, I was pretty confident dat I had qualified this may cos I wrote ATAX well. Am worried. I also want to ask weda its 50 marks each for requirement a and b.

I think u worry too much...and it won't change anything..the exam hs come and gone
. I ll advice u to find something else to focus on to help u get ur mind off the exam...remember with ICAN u can never be too certain..best of luck tho

The long awaited may'15 diet has come and gone..4 months of sleepless night, tutorials, cramming,punching calculators and what has come to and end..so let's share our exam experience. How was ur centre, what's ur worst and best paper..?...

For me..my best paper was FR and the worst was MGE

Zface:
God will help u and us too

Na so..

Zico5:
U re caused for life, watch out

U mean cursed.....?

FriedPlantain:
Same Five minutes. I have had enough experience boiling eggs for me to fail this question.

Guy calm down na..na me get the question...why u dey steal my glory na...u for leave am make I use this one shine small.......ur ITK too much ooo

whizqueen:
10 minutes as well

Answer this one, it's cheap though.
If it takes you 5 minutes to boil one egg, how long will it take you to boil 20 eggs?

Badt girl...for ur question its 0.0833hrs.

Ifyx:
u're an idiottttt fr quoting me

Calm down..why are u always angry?...

Ifyx:
Raw talent. If na Obodoyibo,dem go invest in dah babe

Too much hollywood is bad for ur mental health

There's no gainsaying in the fact that Nigeria is country richly blessed with culture. From the sahara desert in the north to the atlantic ocean in the south, diverse cultures cut across different different ethnicity, tribe, regions and state.. However these cultures are perculiar to different tribes and as such serve as a symbol of identity. Language, the arbitrary use of signs and sounds for communication, is a key aspect of culture. There are 521 languages that have been spoken in
Nigeria (nine of which are now extinct).[ The
official language of Nigeria, English, the former colonial
language, was chosen to facilitate the cultural and
linguistic unity of the country. Communication in English
language is much more popular in the country's urban
communities than it is in the rural areas (comprising
about three quarters of the country's population).
The other major languages are Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba,
Ibibio, Edo, Fulfulde, and Kanuri.(Wikipaedia)

An average Nigerian tends to learn the language of his tribe (mother's tongue) first before the official language. Some who are opportuned to reside outside their geo political zone add the language of their residential state to their language portfolio...for the rest, it's just the mother tongue, official language and possibly a desire to learn another language that the fund fascinating....Unfortunately I happen to fall among this category...

I'm from the east and I will like to learn yoruba......so what of u ?......let's hear it...

Cc: lalasticlala

Eragablessen:
Education is a criteria ! Creativity is an assurance!! Do the maths!!!

U mean criterion

Good! Tho u omitted some:

the lazy woman

Does nothing than to watch telemundo and nigerian home movies..she's the ultimate breeding machine and goes out of shape after two or three issues.


the dirty woman
She's akin to the lazy woman..her kitchen is the home for every rat and cockroach in the neighbourhood


the dullard

Pls go for an IQ test if u can b4 u say I do for the sake of ur kids......a dull woman will never give u any moral or emotional support when u are depressed.......

9c job @ op..I hope these will help graduates who were not fortunate enough to make a 2.1 or a first due to one reason or the other. I believe these tips apply to everyone both undergrads (cos its never too early to start) and grads( irrespective of ur class of degree).....don't rest on ur oars and don't get too comfortable anywhere u find urself. Continuous self development is the key. Don t have a sense of entitlement cos nobody will give u a job cos u are a graduate.

Finally for undergrads don't be deceived by comments like " I have a 2 friends , one graduated with a first and the other one , a pass, but guess what.. the guy that graduated with a pass is now a manager of a multinational coy and the first class guy is selling chin-chin in oshodi"....or ".....after all Bill Gates is a drop out"........ Circumstances are different, so try to be the best anywhere u find urself.....


For the grads don't lose hope..mind the kind of company u keep..some friends are dream killers. They have no dreams and aspiration and they want to drag the ones that do down...

While the points op listed might true, it doesn't apply in every case. Lemme me start by saying that one can't determine his postings while in camp unless u go thru the illegal way or u are in dance and drama grp .
That being said, serving in rural/urban area have their perks as well as their downsides. It all depends on what u plan to achieve during ur service year and probably after.
Since the OP has outlined the perks of serving in the rural area, I won't expend needless energy on it, instead I ll focus on the perks as well as the downnside of serving in the urban area .

PERKS

access to clean pipe borne water. I rank this one number on my list cos as they say water is life. Residing in the urban area will give u access to clean pipe borne water for cooking, washing and cleaning. This is hardly obtainable in the rural area where their only source of water is a small stream serving the entire community.

steady internet access
This will enable u to be upto date with current happenings, apply for jobs online, chat with ur friends on social media etc. Service life can be boring sometimes, so with the internet u can always find something to keep urself busy with.

Electricity
unless you have money to spend on PMS, the urban areas are still preferred to their rural counterpart when it comes to electricity. Imagine staying a whole year without electricity, mehn!!!!...though this is not the case in every rural area.
job opportunities

A stitch in time they say saves nine. Its better to start ur job search during ur service year than after and the urban areas will provide u with such opportunities. Coys are usually located in the urban cities.

professional certifications

For those who wants to use their service year to one certification or the other the urban area will provide u with the resources u need.

postings to companies and govt parastatals

Some corp members were lucky to be posted to some govt establishments, top private schools and companies were they are paid mouth watering allowance and some end up being retained by the org where they served.
Social Life

For those who are into partying, clubbing, and what not...na city sure pass. And yes u can get girls too, it all depends on ur package.

DOWNSIDES

1. cost of living

Utility bills, house rent( if ur ppa didn't provide u with one), upkeep,transportation, feeding etc can take a toll on ur monthly allowance. Every good thing comes at a price.

So as I said earlier it depends on what u want to achieve during ur service year.

Pls don't go to the rural areas just because u want to have sex with girls. There are girls everywhere and if u can't get one then u have a problem. That's my 3kobo. #sincerelybeing me...stay sharp

@chiraz...I think making new freinds now especially @ this crucial point in ur life can be disastrous. It may may end ur marriage before it even start. You can't make friends just becos u need them for bridal train...what happens after the marriage?,,,,,

Your approach to this situation depends on preference: (while some women are choosy, others can settle for anything.)..and financial capability of u and ur spouse(I believe u have a budget for the wedding)


if u are the type that likes classy things, ur options are to use ur family members(if u are close to them) or ur spouse family members ( u know how sophiscated they are), u cam also ask ur fiance' brothers or cousins to bring their gfs( ur husband can help in that aspect)..or u simply hire.

whizqueen:
This thread is for ICAN students that are preparing for the november diet ICAN examinations. The Institute is organising a workshop/ seminar based on the new syllabus on saturday, 16 August 2014 at Airport Hotel for lagos based students by 10.00am. The date and venue for other locations will be posted soon. Please lets share relevant materials with eachother here to help pass this diet at once. I am making use of the ACCA study packs for financial reporting and performance management, which other materials do you guys think would be useful for this exam incorporating the change to the new syllabus, lets come in and share, thank you.


Mods please help us do the right thing.

Chocolate pls text me ur number via whatsapp. Formatted my phone recently and lost most of the contacts I have on my phonebook.

Hitunnu:
Both are important I will advice u to go for skill now coz this is best time u can do it I regreted during my time having the opportunity which I neglected.

Later continuing with your certification

Thanks for ur advice sister, but I ve invested so much in this certification prog.

bolliejay:
Use any number for the payment slip. i was not with my payment slip too and l tried fictitious numbers and i was granted access.

Thanks..u get mouth die.

bolliejay:
Yeah, i have log in and it was successful.

Just go to the student page and click on PROFESSIONAL STUDENTS STUDY PACKS. Fill all the questions and u are good to go!

Pls can u send PSAF to my mailbox.. I don't have any of my payment slips here so I can't supply them with my latest payment slip no. Thanks

Dioxidane:
Bros, learn a skill... It's definitely more beneficial in the Nigerian market than those certification programs that is now all too common...

What kind of skill do u suggest that I learn?..I have programming and solar panel installation in my. I'm open to other suggestion. Anything that will guarantee money in my pocket at least until I get a good job .

kinglekan:
Hmmmm, well truth is everything boils down to you. Do ur homework well. Not all skills are really lucrative. Plus certification on the other hand might be a total waste of time and resource.


Some times in life we make tough decisions not because we are 100% sure but we follow our instincts. Look deep inside am sure you would find your answers.

Thanks Lekan. I think u ve a point

Thank God for women like you. I guess ur story will inspire some people who suffer from one addiction to another to confront their problems.

vislabraye:
Opposite attract abi ?

But my wife fine Oh. Forget dat theory.

Judging by the shape of your head, I think I ll stick with the theory.

daxon001:
12 is certainly dubia!
Dis tin ehn

How?..is Dubai a country?

doug:
1 Germany
2 Oman
3 China
4 Cuba
5 Botswana
6 Ukraine
7 Spain
8 Wales
9 Peru
10 Italy
11 Argentina
12 Dubai
13 Bali
14 Pakistan
15 India
16 Iran
17 Panama
18 Singapore

9c..but that No. 7...?..does the image of a girl depict "pain"..

Nigerian babalawos stepping up their games since the days of John the baptist