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emusmith:
Election is around the corner and almost everyone is preparing one way or another.

If you observe keenly, you'll place people into categories depending how they respond to the Waves of Politics.


We Have 7 Kinds Of People During This Election Period.


1. Clueless:

These ones don't know what APC stands for at all. If you mention Kwankwanso, they'll ask you, "Is he a Nigerian?". No, he's from Togo. Lol! Funny, most of them are ladies


2. "Fanatics" (Agile Supporters)

These ones are everywhere. They live and breathe their Party. They can fight over it. His wife better not castigate his party.


3. Carefree

These ones are not bothered who wins the election. Today, they like GEJ; tomorrow, a friend comes and convince them. They'll just say, " Na true sef, wetin Jonathan don do sef?"
Some of them don't even have PVC. Their usual belief is " Who go win, go win. Them no need my vote"



4. Debaters


These will just surround the newspaper stand and argue all morning. Sometimes, in the compound. They'll argue the same thing daily, " Why you prefer any of the parties?"
We have some of them in politics section.

(See picture below of a Romancelander who visited Politics Section once)



5. The Hurting Ones


They're already angry at government. They always say, " Government dey chop our money " . They hate the " Government" enh! Those arguing election things disgusts them.


6. The Actual Party Members


These are the ones you see around on their party clothes, face caps, buses etc.
They know intricate matters concerning the party. They don't argue. They rig.


7. Jokers



They're the types that design funny memes about politician that makes you laugh. They see election from a funny perspective.



You probably fall into any of these categories- Tell us

If not, Say Yours.

GP2015:
Look at the one with pot belle, birds of the same feather, eating our money.
They said they'll give us 10 Naira change in fuel, now fuel has risen to 105naira ! So they'll use our money for campaign!
Ohh! I can't wait for Muhammadu Buhari Okechukwu to come back, so you all win run back into your holes, all of you

1. Tiny And Caring Telephone Voice: Hmm, so common enh

2. Fake Bum & Butt: (A Mirage Always Arouses One's Curiosity.)

3. Crocodile Tears: Especially when She needs assistance.

4. "Temporary" Good Manners ( She begins to form, I don't eat much, I'm watching my weight. etc.Taaa! iffa hear! She can consume large sizes of eba oo...)

5. Pre- arranged Vocabulary: She wants to create a first good impression )

6. Exposed Cleavages ( This one sha)

7. Cat walking

8. Dress code ( Fitted clothes )
[/Quote] no be every body go be deeper life member na?
[quote]9. Hair style ( The hairstyle that looks best on her)

10. Intelligence and Smartness.( When she talks, you hear humility + Wisdom...It's disturbing

hayoakins:
knock knock

babyosisi:
Ekwutox abi ekwytox and ekwutos
Ekwy



Then Yoruba names I will never want anyone I love to bear


Olaniyi ( a useless somebody)
Amosun ( amosu witch)

safarigirl:
Most times today, we watch music videos that depict women as sex objects, nothing more and maybe something less. Future mothers are seen as playthings to satisfy a man's pleasure and be done away with.
Most times, when we see such, we curse out the artistes and go on the internet to rant and rave for good measure

But why? I mean, can you really blame those artistes? Can you really blame those men who see women as sex objects, not people with brains in their heads, with great ideas, sharp intellects, just someone that would 'make sense' for a bang and brag?

No, I choose to not blame men, I choose to blame women. Because women have made fools of themselves more often than not while men look on, because women feel the need to take pictures of their naked thighs and overflowing breasts in bras and shirts that are two sizes too small and post them on social networks like Instagram, twitter, facebook, and even 2go (for christ's sake 2go? Are you for real?! )in a bid to snag one empty-headed, dimwit (the only class of guys who pay attention to such ladies)...who funny enough, after shagging her will feel the sick need to announce to the world about his latest 'conquest'

Case-in-point, there are these two chics on twitter who let's just say, aren't known for suggesting anything creative (...well, not in areas that affect humanity )...they had this fight on twitter where they both basically accused each other of sleeping with men for 'chicken change'

I mean, I'm not saying you shouldn't hustle, but for the sake of all that is intelligent, keep yo' shiit to yo'self ....the entire world need not know how many men you have kpanshed. I mean, we're all glad that certain people have active sex lives and insatiable libidos, hell, we're ecstatic for you, but we would rather concern ourselves with more pressing matters

I won't even go into the embarrassing and befuddling stewpidity which that Jombo chic that komole'd with Davido displayed by posting pictures of herself with a passed out Davido after a night of (what we assume was) sex.

Ladies, looks will only take you so far. Not everyone is Kim Kardashian or Amber Rose, and nobody can be either of those two ladies on this obodo naija that we are (unfortunately), you will only end up like either Afrocandy or Maheeda (3kobo po-rn 'stars', no be better market be that )...so kindly stop advertising your wares. You're not the only one with a phat assss and perky boobiess, there are about 3.9 billion other people in the world who share those traits as well, so you have to distinguish yourself with something else

I doubt anyone knows anything concerning Chimamanda Adichie's physical 'gifts' because like I told my roomie, people are too busy analysing her 'brain' to give a rat's genitals about the size of her assss, if you're talented enough, people won't care about your physical attributes (ask Lupita N'yongo). Stand out, don't just be an asss and boobiess, be a person

God bless

whizqueen:
You are supposed to come wit rice n chicken to nah... since its been a long time

whizqueen:
Nice post up there bro. Check your mail

benebaby77:
Please house, is it possible to write all the six papers in the skilled level at once?

whizqueen:
Awww thats nice. You see why i say you'll be a good motivator. Thanks a bunch.
Its bed time over here, Gnyt.

Burger01:
Can you simply resign from your present job and apply for the traffic warden job?

funkyjms:
Please house, I need videos for some topics.
Kindly suggest which youtube channel I can download from...
I want to dedicate a full day for this

Cc: Oye123, Whizqueen, hayoakins, Dereformer, Kossyne, FriedPlantain, the entire fam

whizqueen:
Kossynerule@yahoo.com
gbemi_talabi@yahoo.com
Sent!

whizqueen:
Aw nyc we missed u so much... here is my mail whizqueen06@yahoomail.com
Tnx in advance

whizqueen:
Arrgh... so sorry abt dat dearie. anyways u av d advantage of writing nxt year wen the study packs would be out. safe trip wen u r traveling.

bk2020:
I dnt get dis ican people self...u want materials? Go to acca website n download urself for free even videos self...on any topic or course u r takn. Bt u keep writing ur emails..wating for someone to send u sth OYO is ur case o..lazy students

whizqueen:
@Kossyne wia av u bin its revision time, come lets talk oh.

IJIGGAH:
This is very Painful for ME

ajasa4link:
The state government pays 2,000 in kebbi while private schools pay between 4,000 to 8,000......I was posted to a federal government owned school and they pay 5k( though am a new corper there and yet to receive any allawee yet )