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LAdies be looking for sometn on the floor everytime..Cant they just let it go?

Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

dahreyM:
r u 4rm america?

Je suis Nigerienne...Why?

LMAO.....This one Funny die!!...Laugh so tay I go knack person crates of eggs break.


Gbese!!

His response is Clever sha, But I still consider him to be Tooo Showy.....if he ain't showing Packs today, na Triceps n Biceps, if not either, na new gunchi Abi na Gucci Boxers way e buy....That's why two baba wud Eva Rock....Keep it simple bro

Nice one....they say we are the leaders of tomorrow....So up till now, tomorrow neva reach?.....

olasuiu:
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You and ur cohorts are just useless...

R0ckefeller:
Abeg wo be dat man wey open teeth for dat 1st pics

Teeth of Life

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Stale Joke...mtcheww

wildikeman:
no u didn't!

Security please open the bridge for this one

asiwajumi:
congrat bro.my LIKE make it 100 likes.thank me now nt later.lol

Lol...Thanks..
I'm actually a female o

All these experiences are really part of the reason why the man is so humble........Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is damn humble!!!!!!......

No condition in life is ever permanent


Meanwhile I dont think the woman is telling us the story for publicity, I'm Thinking the press went to his former neighbourhood and she happened to be the one with info about him considering her involvement in the matter..Last last, she go enjoy the fruit of her little labour for sure

Nice one at OP......I SURE NEED this so that I can monitor the polls unobstructed come Feb14th..
...NO ROOOM FOR RIGGING

bidexmat:
bros! Hian! your vexation can cause third world war o. Take a chill pill. All these new millenium pikins dem na suffrey suffrey. I jst wish there wuld be a kind of online chief whip monitor that crashes any phone That posts any useless topic.

Go on,bow down and worship them.......Ur intellectual survival depends on it.........I happen to be the chief whip and ur phone just crashed

bidexmat:
bros! Hian! your vexation can cause third world war o. Take a chill pill. All these new millenium pikins dem na suffrey suffrey. I jst wish there wuld be a kind of online chief whip monitor that crashes any phone That posts any useless topic.

Go on,bow down and worship them.......Ur intellectual survival depends............I happen to be the chief whip and ur phone just crashed

EVen power oil supports him.....His cows will need to be fried and sold to regain wasted funds.....I smell bankruptcy already...The fourth and final weeping.......GEJ my Val Jare, every oda Val can chill......Even my Boyfrnd is Gay in this Feb 14the matter......Runs to hide in Isis

Airforce1:
calm down my dear friend

We not fighting or are we?

You call ursef Airforce1 and expect me not to engage u in battle?...
Meanwhile, enof of the quoting me n using me to add up more comment to this ur post or u think we don't know its u?..

Its not news worthy so I doubt the front pagabilty. All the same, I dey here

Tory, She lost is or misplaced it or threw it away hersef?, especially considering d issues surrounding her relationship.........Thiss lie too thick so add two more eggs, turn am well well...

Airforce1:
i pray baba God reason your matter this 2015

You must be one of their publicity errand puppy....Such a demanding task...I hope its paying well sha?...Myopic mugu

Joel3:
[size=20pt]Another frustrated soul, he probably fed up with Jonathan badluck administration, so bad

Vote for change there will be no more subside in nigeria. Nigerians are happy people

Anyway RIP to the dead [/size]

You are terribly senseless... Too much association with cows I tink

Wuuworld:
The other time this same guy was posted as his twin brother,now e don become his son.....who is fooling who?........E too thick o!! Put more two egg..turn am well well

Lmao....make it four more eggs abeg...Den cut 1 naira own, na wetin I fit swallow be that....The lie to grabgrab

I hope he finds the solution to his problems in the after life........Some people just think they av seen worse predicaments, enof to make them put an end to a life with at least hope......Wait till u hear the stories from people in Isis or Mubi , people who av seen worse days , yet still long for one more day.......Suicide will never be the answer.....I just hope I helped someone change their mind

So what?.....How is this a philantropic initiative?....
Nonsense.....You people shud just stop turning Nairaland to dumping ground for silly, unimportant topics, take dem all to LIB.... Quote me after u av posted a pic of them together , digging a borehole for the refugees from Mubi....

Dead man walking........God have mercy

This small rat shud av let sleeping dogs lie....Now she has worsened her case with another gbagaun...
Hack ur account Ko?, Who is Zahra in the scheme of things?, You are just too Micro for PDP to see you how much more.....Now in a bid to lie n defend ur self, u just ended up prooving PDPs innocence....Like father like daughter. The more lies they tell, the more trouble dey get into

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